You dont? Fuck you!!!
>>52553917
quality post friendo
>>52553917
Had a big mac tonight split a dinner box with my mate.
never have, not even one in my entire life.
>>52553951
Im japanese. What do you expect? Dick.
I'll eat it tomorrow bro
>>52554080
Im not your bro slut. Im from best china dick.
I've actually never had a big mac in my entire life
i knew this was a jap thread
>>52554047
Japan has most McDonald's per capita in the world, so, going from that, you should eat more of these things than average american.
Big Mac is for plebs
I only eat at microburgeries
It's weird how you just know a thread is made by a Japanese before even opening it.
>i don't
>>52553917
Double chease burger master race
Ps i never had a big mac in my life
>>52554416
Maybe because of the flag faggot
I ate it twice in my life.
McChicken master race reporting in.
>>52554377
Based Hungary
>>52553917
I miss this....
>>52554484
I use the catalog, teefneger
>>52553917
Post Jap Macdonalds menu
>>52554519
tering cool, of zal ik kanker zeggen?
>>52554377
Damn, obviously its better than big mac. Fuck you.
>>52554147
Why do you hate America anon?
>>52554377
>microburgeries
This neologism makes me want to feed antifreeze to stray cats.
Wow, people still eat at mcdonalds? Absolutely disgusting. Burgers are great but you have to get them in a decent restaurant, mcdonalds tastes pretty bad and the ingredients are garbage.
We don't have big mac. We have McRoyale and Big America
>>52554556
Ur welcome.
>>52554416
I think this thread is supposed to be meta humor
>>52554567
y-you too
i dontu rike bigo macoru sori
I have never eaten a big mac desu. There isn't a McDonald's in my country. I have eaten a Whopper though. It was shit.
>>52554666
Y are burgers so small in Japan?
Tiny penis, Tiny boob, Tiny cars, Tiny Houses, Tiny roads, Tiny burger
Fuck me.
>>52554165
OP said that from china
>>52554647
>anon eats hamburgers at restaurants
>>52553917
Has this inferior archipelago country EVER made a good thread?
>>52554666
What is #1? Looks good
>>52554794
the only good burger at burger king is the long chicken
>>52554802
Just eat leaf. Leaf.
>>52554807
Maybe used the wrong word desu, I meant microbreweries. A place specifically for burgers, if it's not fastfood it's a restaurant in my opinion.
>>52554837
Fried gratin burger
Two years ago.
Only ever ate them in Korea. Top tier drunk food
>>52553917
I don't think I've ever had a big mac in my life 2bh.
>>52554841
Most menus at BK, even a long chicken menu, cost 10 eur+
>>52554892
just fucking with you lad, you're allright
No time for Big Macs, I've got to try some of this shit for "alpine weeks"
One burger comes with a rosti(hash browns) and the other one with fried cheese, you also have fried cheese hearts. I usually don't give a shit, but this looks delicious.
I eat it once a year, there is this day where the proceedings from big mac sales supposedely go to charity.
>>52555025
what is the proper way to eat big ass fuckers like these
>>52553917
Maybe 3 times during a year tbhsmhfam
>>52554873
>>52554168
Source? Are they really beating us?
>>52554666
Those prices are weird, I thought Japan is expensive as fuck.
>only are sold fucking shitty fast food tier garbage
>can't eat quality 100% beef and juicy burgers unless I make it myself
REEEEEE
Why would you fuel yourself with this piss poor quality food. Nothing is more important to slowing ageing, beauty, effect from exercise, and health than food quality. Stop being a lazy bitch. Buy some ground meat or grind it up yourself and make your own damn patties. The get some sweet fucking veggies and slap a whole bunch on that mother fucker. Vegies=health beauty and gainz. Also never drink soda sugar is the worst thing possible or you. Look at the video of some worthless weak fat whale bitch crying after she slightly chews a brussel sprout. Keep fast food for these worthless human beings.
Also if you are fat you are a disgrace. This is me starving my ass off as an engineering student. Sometimes I couldn't even eat everyday. I would still work out at least 30 minutes every day. There is no excuse you are just lazy and have no discipline to eat healthy.
I only eat super dark chocolate.
>>52555126
you have to get messy brah, you've got to feel the sauces dripping down from your fingers to your wrists as if the burger was a wild animal you just killed with your bare hands and the ketchup was warm, salty blood
>>52556505
This mother fucker knows what is up. Its even better if its a homemade venison burger. You actually got to gut and cut them sweet deer haunches.
Deer burgers>beef burgers.
If you are super hungry you can trap various rodents like squirrels and rabbits and make burgers out of their stringy meat chunks. Its surprisingly good if a little gamey. you have to be really careful about parasites and regional pollutants with these game animals though. Be selective in where you hunt for them and wear gloves when you clean them. Also if you let it hang for an hour almost all of the exterior parasites will drop off.
>>52553917
As a burger myself, I want to take this opportunity to teach the world about literal American hamburger culture, for those who may not know.
The Big Mac is McDonald's "signature" burger. An ad jingle for the burger goes like this, describing the burger's ingredients:
"Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles onions on a sesame seed bun!"
In theory, if you actually place an order at a Mcdonald's, if you say the above they should actually know what you're talking about, and give you a Big Mac. I have never actually tested this, however, because half the time they wouldn't know what you're talking about. Because they have the misfortune to work at McDonald's, and I can't be screwing up my order by being "cute".
Since "special sauce" is not a descriptive, "mystery" name, it has also been a joke for years. The closely related phrase "secret sauce" has entered the lexicon, and can have positive or negative meanings. In an old Simpsons episode, the grandpa character is working at a Krusty Burger, and his boss tells him: "We need more secret sauce. Put this mayonnaise out in the sun."
The burger itself is all right (apart from the trans fats I assume), but rather sloppy to eat-the beef tends to slide out. It's a two-handed job.
>>52556338
>This is me starving my ass off
you look the part, auschwitz survivor
maybe once every couple-few months
>>52558373
Yea I know the point is even when I was poor I could stay skinny and not eat trash. The main "fatscuse" that dirty whales use is that they are poor and have to eat low quality food. NO you just don't have the discipline to eat bland things like rice and beans or homemade pasta that are better for you instead of chemically designed to taste good .99$ chips prepacked meals and fast food.
Also fuck winter almost all my veggies I forage myself. I hate not being able to graze. If I didn't have my massive stash of preserved chanterelle mushrooms I don't know what I would do. Plus my squirrel and rabbit catching skills are getting rusty and there are no waterfowl here this time of year. Those bastards are pretty damn tasty if you cook em right, just have to take precautions against parasites.
>>52554809
>"inferior archipelago"
Says a fucking nobody
>>52553917
Jesus Christ, Japs really were brainwashed by American consumerism.
>>52554630
>neologism
wew
>>52554647
do they still have the cheese nuggets in czech at mcd?
>>52554794
>There isn't a McDonald's in my country.
yeah there is, am i getting meme'd here
I could tell a jap made this thread before I even looked at the flag
>>52553917
big carls are undeniably better
They serve some nice unique burgers in the McDs here so I don't buy the big mac
>>52561636
yeah what the fuck, McDonalds in Europe and australia get all this different stuff not found in the US, it's not fair
>>52555062
You already have burgers from Fany and Mary's
>>52553917
Last one was 5 years ago
>>52561773
b-but muh target audience anon.
