why is Denmark such a wonder of a country?
>>52553044
Santa lives there.
>>52553061
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>>52553061
>irish people actually thinks santa lives in the mediterranean kingdom of Denmark
Because we didn't fight the nazis
much
>>52553044
it was flat and boring when I went there.
Wealthy with small population.
You can notice that it applies with almost all the countries with very high HDI.
>>52553061
He actually lives in Finland.
Because they got more LEGO than you could ever imagine
>>52553451
Sounds great desu
Because only a handful of other countries are even trying.
Because this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9AZn_CYdeI
>>52553534
you mean Greenland?
>>52553747
Greenland is part of Denmark though )))
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>>52553451
True. Denmark is a pretty uninteresting nation all things considered. It hardly has any worthwhile nature or sights, and all towns aside from Copenhagen are practically worthless.
Socialism done right I guess
>>52553823
don't they have a huge Lego park? that's cool 2bh
>>52553878
high taxes =/= socialism
>>52553878
Not socialist despite what some people might say. It's more akin to social-liberalism.
Or at least that's what I think it was called
>>52553044
It's like Norway, just replace the oil with beer.
>>52554104
>oil
who cares about oil?
Their prince married a chick from Tasmania.
TASMANIA
>>52553884
Legoland isn't bad, but it's just your typical themepark. It's like Universal or Disney Land, except it focuses on Lego. I'd personally say Moominworld in Finland is a more fun and unique experience.
>>52553884
We also have one near Ulm.
I think every country has a Legoland.
>>52553780
>Denmark calls itself the happiest country in the world
>Greenland has the highest suicide rate in the world
>>52554295
D*nes btfo by Santa himself
>>52554295
Having a tumor kill off itself is truly a joyful experience.
>>52554295
Eskimos can´t handle drinking because genetics
>>52553061
Bullshit.
>>52553044
IT IS NOT
it's hype. 1 in every 11 denmarkiAn is on depression pills. Healthcare is in shambles. You could literally die waiting to be treated. Better buy private healthcare. Oh that's on top of massive taxes you are already paying. Alcohol is controlled. Shops close at 6 pm. Depressing weather and peoples attitude don't help either. Always whining about weather is part of culture. Expensive housing and cars.. I can go on.. Denmark not even once
>>52555006
I never knew!
>>52553793
USERS POSTING IN CHAT!!HAPPENING IN SAME TIME
>>52555006
Who told you those things? Fox News?
>>52555117
People in USA don't talk about shitty socialist lab experiments in Northern Europe (and that's why op thinks it's heaven). Don't flatter yourself
>>52555151
Good job dodging the question. You can stop spewing bullshit now.
>>52555006
>alcohol is controlled
The legal drinking age is 16 and they don't have dry counties like the US.
>>52555278
>Faroe Islands joining the American misinformation brigade
We don't have a legal drinking age, you stupid cuck.
>>52555356
you still have a buying age Jamal
>>52555356
Små sure and fiskefjæs is literally produced to have 16.5% ABV so teens can buy it
>>52555423
>>52555442
Drinking age and purchase age are not the same thing.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal_drinking_age#Europe
>>52555006
fuck off, Denmark is an inspiration. such a shame we have undesirable minorities I wouldn't want a penny out of me
>>52555499
It serves the same purpose, the drinking age is 18 here thus implying that the buying age is also 18. If they catch you drinking when you're 16 they can't fine you. The only things they can do is a) either take you home if you're too drunk b) call your parents to pick you up and they can say that they won't and you're free to go c) tells you to not drink much and let's you go
>>52553044
because they are very far away from africa,
>>52555649
This desu
You have to be 18 here to buy alcohol (from the state-owned store). It's widely understood that you are not supposed to drink under 18, although most start drinking at 16.
>>52555695
Sweden is even further away, but that didn't stop them.
>>52555649
>It serves the same purpose
no it doesn't.
you can have any friend or stranger accompany to the register and buy alcohol for your own money, open it up and start drinking as you leave the store.
and nobody can or will stop you.
>>52555228
How did I dodge the q? I implied i didn't learn it on Fox News. Denmark probably gets 5 mins of air time in mainstream media every year.
>>52555883
i doubt it, considering your next president won't stop talking about denmark
>>52555520
>fuck off, Denmark is an inspiration
T your avg American
>Europe is so better hurr durr I was born in le wrong country
>>52555788
then the purchasing age is just a meme it's a useless law and the person in charge of it should've been shot
>>52553910
=/= != !=
>>52555909
Maybe because he hasn't been there
>>52555006
Where i live, shops close at 23.00.
Also, nobody is dying waiting to be treated. Everybody is getting treated. Even the poor, unlike third world states where only the rich can see a doctor.
>>52555695
But they neighbor Sweden
>>52555970
It's the same in Serbia except the law is barely inforced itself
>>52555951
NICE HDI FAGGOT
because of Mads Mikkelsen
>>52556090
Grocery stores close at 23:00*
Even then, it's pretty rare. It's no lie that most shops close ridiculously early, at least from my experience. I suppose you make up for it by not having Sunday off, but even still. I'd rather have most stores close between 18:00 and 00:00 like here, even if it means Sunday is no-go.
>>52556129
I checked it and it says that here are no laws in Serbia, it also says that we don't have a drinking age, but if you give alcohol to a minor you can get fined.
Is the BDC (Big Danish Cock) real or meme?
>>52553793
LINK STILL WORKING
>>52556728
Well I'd be increasing the average anywhere in the world :^)
Can Denmark even compete ESTONIA?
>ywn be danish
Feels great man
>>52558343
No one can.
>>52556785
>Cloth ornaments right above candles
It's like you want to burn your house down
because we are full!
so
FUCK
OFF
>>52553823
norwegians always play the nature card
we can just take a ferry or drive for 3-4 hours and then there is plenty of nature. The perks of living in Europe.
Perhaps this is the thread I am destined to dump my Mads Mikkelsen folder in.
>>52561536
He's such a qt in this one
>>52561664
fugh, so handsome
>>52561712
>ywn drink with based Mads
>>52561772
Actually planning on naming my first-born son after Mads.
>implying I will ever find a gf, let alone have kids
>>52561872
>no Mads to cuddle you at night after a hard day
>>52561918
>>52556728
>nodataugal
Jeg håber virkelig, at danske politikere sætter en stopper for den færoske grundlov. Tjóðveldi vil indgravere deres socialisme i grundloven.
>>52561970
>>52562134
I'd probably suck this guy's dick if he asked me.
When will god nuke America?
>>52562203
Why? He looks like a hobo in nice clothes desu
>>52562269
Does this one tickle your pickle any more?
>>52562245
delet this
>>52562343
he is a old man and he doesn't even look nordic.
he looks like a imported finn.
>>52562447
>doesn't even look nordic
I can agree with this but he is still a qt
And a pretty stellar actor as well
