>Years ago your grandfather probably killed someone on this website's family member
Actually no.
>>52549579
>grandparents came here from buttfuck nowhere Norway
>never served in any of the US wars
doubtful, family
>>52549579
>there is a high chance he was japanese
I'm fine with this
your family member probably deserved it
my mother father was a farmer and my father's father worked in a factory
so no not really
prolly killed some arabs
>>52549579
>My uncle was a tanker in Iraq.
>My paternal grandfather was a machine gunner in Korea
>My paternal grandfathers father was a sniper in Europe in WWII
>My paternal grandmothers father was a demo man in WWII & Korea
>My paternal grandmothers uncle was a tanker in Korea
>My maternal grandfather designed air to ground missiles
>My maternal grandfathers father was a bombardier who was part of the Dresden bombing
>My maternal grandfathers uncle was an infantryman in Europe from 42-44
>My maternal grandfathers other uncle was an artillery man in Europe
>My maternal grandfathers other other uncle was an infantry man in the Pacific from 42-45
My family has likely collectively killed upwards of 100 Kebab, Japanese, Germans, Frenchmen, Chinese and Koreans in just four generations. Probably triple that if I pull the muh heritage stuff preceding the 20s and go back even further to my extended family in Mexico and Germany or count my injun side who fought against the US cavalry.
Mine was a paratrooper in Cyprus, fuck yes.
My ancestors killed british
T. Rebolutionary
>>52549579
My family successfully avoided WW2 due to when they were born. In WW1 a lot of them fought though so I imagine they killed a few Germans between them.
My fathers side fought in ww2
My granddad fought in the Suez crisis
grandad was KMT machine gunner
found his smuggled baton recently
Great grandfather was a Irish police officer, my other won a VC in WW1
>>52553110
my grandfather was also a machine gunner during Winter War, at the Karelian Isthmus.
>>52554222
did he meet simo haya
I an Latino, so, no.
>>52549579
Most probably by those nips.
That's kind of trippy to think about
If he did his job right the korean wouldn't have a family
>>52549624
Maybe your viking ancestors pillaged and raped another anon family member.
>>52549776
>>52549652
There's a chance your grandad were eaten alive too
My grand dads dad was a high ranking officer in the Finnish civil war, he fought with the whites.
>tfw i was named after him
>>52549579
I come from a "military family" (as in many of our family members were professional soldiers for centuries) so it's quite likely
Doubt it.
>>52549579
The last person in a war in my family was the Civil War
Get fucked, warboys
>>52554489
no he died of old age
My Grandpa once told me they probably killed every honorable and great american man who ever lived on this planet, judging from the faggots who run your empire right now
he was right
probably one of the german posters yea
>>52554689
and vice versa
>>52549579
probably he fought in both wwii and korea. His father also fought in wwi.
>>52554726
Touché
>>52554695
>There's a near 100% chance that one of German poster's grandpa's starved or gassed a Jewish poster's grandparent
>>52549579
>mfw they were probably wops
>be Russian
>living in Germany
>often discussing WW II in school
>always think about how our grandfathers fought each other and now we sit together
>knowing anything about your family past your parents
>>52554650
What about the other one?
>There are people that would be alive and posting ITT if your grandad hadn't killed their would-be grandad when he was 19
>>52554830
Only because you are ashamed of your criminal ancestors?
My grandfather killed a lot of Germans actually,.
Too bad commies confiscated his trophy mp40.
>>52554852
never met him, so you may be right after all I guess
Why does Germany suck so bad at wars?
>>52549652
Same here. Grandpa helped load the deck guns on the USS Iowa.
>>52554890
>of your criminal ancestors?
my parents aren't anglo but they are from the shitty part of europe
>>52554936
they just don't know when to stop
>>52554947
fuck that's pretty cool
One grandfather was a bit too young to fight.
The other was in the air force but never saw combat.
My great uncle supposedly killed many Nazis as a British commando.
>>52554992
It's kind of funny; the one time he tried to go top side to see a battle going on, someone closed the door on him at the top of the stairs, causing him to fall all the way down.
>Mfw grandfather was a light-machine gunner in the Indonesian revolution
>Mfw the kill death ratio was 1/100
>Mfw there is a very large chance he killed one of the Indonesian posters here their relatives.
>mfw grandpappy charged at the American lines in Korea and lived
>>52554916
Not intended to make your fun post tone down mate. I too know stories based on one lineage
My grandad avoided the recruit out of his tuberculosis. Gran-gran dad died in a certain fleet war against Russia
>>52555175
shovel faced gook!
they were probably turks, bulgars or germans
great grandfather was a baller, grandfather was a pussy though, kinda like myself
>>52555175
>Grandad was pardoned of war crimes in exchange for classified information
>great-great grandfather fought with the Ottoman Empire and probably killed some frogs and brits
Nice :D
I think my paternal great-great-grandfather killed some Turks. I don't know much about one side of my family as my maternal grandmother was adopted and my maternal grandfather died well before I was born.
>Grandfather was in the RCAF during the 50's
>Veteran of WW2
>Got sent to Morocco to do remote sensing
>French Foreign Legion is also in Morocco fighting insurgents
>The Canadians and French share the same base
>At night everyone always goes to the bar
>Most the time he would hear 2 French Foreign legion guys bragging about killing and decapitating people
>Grandpa does't believe them
>One day they aren't at the bar
>Grandpas face when they were actually arrested for war crimes, including rape and killing civilians.
>Grandfather was apparently a jap collaborator in China and fled to London
W E W
>>52555291
And my other Great-Grandpa(father's side) removed Germans and Italians in Italy.
>Your evil grandfathers!
Jewish propaganda to keep up the guilt cult running and the shekels flowing desu, meanwhile we've already advanced another generation
>grandparents born in the 1940s
>great-grandma was 8 when a certain Bohemian private rose to power
>>52555655
Jesus, apparently the people on /int/ are younger than I thought. My father was born in -47.
>>52555872
Dad was born in '53. kids in high school thought my parents were my grandparents.
>>52555872
Tbf most were young with offspring in my family (early 20s)
>>52555872
My Dad was born in 1977.
>inb4 underage
I'm 21
>>52556055
Sure.
>>52556199
My parents had me in 1994, they were teenagers.
>>52555981
same. my mom was 33 and dad was 40 when they had me
>great, great grandfather was apparently murdered back in the old country
>his descendant and his murderer's descendant shitpost on the internet together
i don' think any of my grandfathers went to war
they all died decades before i was born btw. and i have no idea who my great grandfathers were, all i know is that one of them lived in the north that was full of natives with bows and shit and he left there to the south.
>>52556283
Dad was 39 and mom was like 30 or something when they adopted me. I used to tell my dad. "better dead than red" growing up. I don't even know where I got it from, I just knew he grew up during the cold war, then he would tell me, "there's a commie under every rock" just to humor me.
Had a great-granduncle that died in France in WWII
Where are my reparations, Germans?
>>52556244
>Being a father at 17
Which poorthern shithole are you from lad?
>>52556478
Hull.
There is no doubt about it.
>>52549579
My grandfather bombed Pyongyang and had sex with comfort women
>tfw my grandfather was treated like a God when visiting China because of his blue eyes despite him slaughtering gooks at the Chosin Reservoir.
He got a fucking laugh out of it.
>>52554737
afrikaner?
>>52556694
and now you are half shitskin. funny how that works out
>>52549624
All of them? Are you second generation?
No the only people that survives in my family are the people to young to fight.
>grandfathers 2 older brothers die in ww2 in pacific
>grandmother 3 older brothers die in Normandy invasion
All the family never wanted to join up after that.
My grand father was in the US air Force. I have no idea what he did. It is possible that he was at war.
I have another grandfater who was in the army in North Africa during WWII.
>>52556810
Ναί and kalispera
>>52557709
kalispera bro
>>52558156
>mfw be afrikaner and named Janni
Both of my grandfathers killed some soviets, though soviet artillery killed my grandfathers brother so it's even
my great-grandfather was captured by the Austrians during ww1, but at the end they were all liberated.
>>52558326
my grandfather had to literally take in 4 italian pows to his home and house and feed them cause we didnt have adequate space in the camps at the beginning of the war.
>Great Grandpa was a high ranking officer in Armenia's Dashnak Revolutionary Federation
>Moved to Los Angeles right before the Genocide
Good to know that kebab removal and cockroach stomping runs through my veins.
>>52558775
lol you are a nigger then.
>>52549579
Maybe, one granddad fought for the Nazi's
the other for the allies in the Navy.
Maybe my families killed each other?
>>52556914
What did I say in my post that implied that I was a shitskin Zhong?
>>52554936
Because Italians were shit soldiers so Germoney had to fight both World Wars by itself.
>>52559331
why were germany so stupid to take italy as an ally?
>>52559331
>>52559420
>Mussolini: Hey shitler my country is not ready for war btw just don't start yet mkay? thx
>Shitler: hurr lol who cares I can take the whole world durr
later
>Shitler: FUCK YOU ITALY WHY ARE YOU SO USELESS WAAAAAAH
My family has been involved in every war the U.S. has ever fought in including the revolutionary war. It's possible that not only have multiple foreigners had members of their families killed by mine, but even some Americans.
>>52559474
why did italy invade Ethiopia before the war and got wrecked?
>>52559528
why are you lying? did your family fight in panama? in angola? in DR Congo?
>>52559544
We won in Ethiopia though, and Ethiopia was a country we could face with our shit military and industrial capabilities, not the fucking UK with like 6 times the industry.
The eternal autist was warned quite well of our capabilities.
>>52551543
>muh hurritage the post
I'm 1/10000000 Native American pay reparations white man
>>52559609
I meant large scale conflicts.
I hope it was someone from that az*r's family, I hate this fucking moron
>>52559712
did your family win the battle of the bulge?
All I have is a grandmother's great grandfather who was murdered but I'm more likely to be friends with the killer's ancestors IRL since we still live in the same little region.
>>52559474
You were in a better position at the end of the war than Germany, yet you couldn't develop your military enough not to get btfo'd by a bunch of Ethiopians with sticks and clubs?
Why are Italians so shit at everything?
>>52559987
the had camels too. camels are mean sons of bitches.
>>52559987
What are you even talking about slavshit, what war?
>my grandad was this
>my grandad was that
Meanwhile, all we did is play Call of Duty, praise faggottism, eat dicks for breakfast and get cucked by immigrants
The world needs another world war. I vote to kill Turkey. And remove Anzu from premises.
>grandpa on one side fought on Okinawa
>survived, didn't talk about it much
>grandpa on other side fought in Korea
>got shot in the head during a battle
>at one point, when the medics were checking for survivors, one stood over him, looked him over and said "Yep, this one's gone"
>he survived, though he was deaf on one side of his head for the rest of his life
Granddad hid a radio under his ass in a haystack when the Germans came to collect them.
My grandfather was in the Black and Tans so he probably killed his fair share of paddies
> Paternal grandfather born in 1937
> Maternal grandfather born in 1952
THEY DINDU NUFFIN
Well also
Paternal Great-Grandfather - Father side: born in 1891, die in 1950
Paternal Great-Grandfather - mother side: die when my grandmother was young
Maternal Great-Grandfather - Father side: alcoholic douchebag get out of his house by his wife
Maternal Great-Grandfather - Mother side: alcoholic too but good guy and handsome, fucked a lot of womens, born in the 10s and die in the 80s
AND THEY DINDU NUFFIN TOO !!
>>52560165
