>mfw Europeans have only two choices:
>Islamic Caliphate
>Puppet State of the Eurasian Union
CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>52546740
>>52546787´
>mfw your countries are already fucked
>>52546740
>>Islamic Caliphate
my choice
>>Puppet State of the Eurasian Union
GDP is 18 times bigger, so no way
the Eurasian Union is already bigger rofl why would you want to be in the Islamic Caliphate over the big Eurasian Union?
>be american
>get shot
>be european
>get cucked
>be asian
>get called A FUCKING LEAF
>implying being anything else is relevant
idk which one is worse t b h family
At least with Islamic Caliphate women will be put back in their place and jews are pogromed.
>Eurasion Union
Literally who?
Shariah is a good thing actually.
This will beat the shit out of those bloody degenerated white folks.
>>52547216
it is a subtle way of saying Russia
>>52546915
Why does no one like Norway?
Aside from them being Norwegian and all
>>52547269
norway a shit
>>52546740
>CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
Yes you can, I mean you just did
>>52546740
Not true at all.
Russia is the weakest of all "superpowers" in the world. They have no future, unless they get hot docks and window to the world. They have too big teritory and too small population, they will break up into small pieces in a matter of years.
>>52547659
>Polish fantasies
>>52547674
Not Polish. Literally everyone who sits in geopolitics knows this.
Russia's biggest problem was that their ports always freeze.
>>52547698
>ports
>not simply zerg rushing every small country
>or not simply supporting dissidents in their countries
>>52547781
About that zerg rushing. This usually end with 'Times of Trouble' for Russia.
First with Dutchy of Muscovy, Russian Empire and at last with Soviet Union and Yeltsin.
Russia is growing and then rapidly shrinking. It's because they're unable to control that vast territory.
Times of Troubles aka Smuta will happen once again.As much as I like Russians, Russia is the crumbling giant.
m8 you're brazilian in case you didn't know
>>52546740
You have two choices BR
>Get shot
>or die of cholera
Why be part of European Union when we can be part of Eurasian Union? We should aim higher
>>52547916
Another one that doesn't understand.
Germany ecenomy is far superior to Russian one. If they hadn't chimp out with the immigrants they could become a serious threat once again. The only way for us to survive between all of them is to accept China's warm welcome and wait till the Russia starts to collapse. - Then we can pull off another 1612 and play with big boys or at least, repair our shithole.
EU for now would be a good way to survive, IF they hadn't start with the immigrant bullshit.
>be brazilian
>play football
>get killed by the referee
>>52547975
also, sorry for errors.
im on my phone
>>52547861
>>52547994
soon you will all be fleeing to South America since it will be the last catholic and peaceful place for you guys to be. So dont underrate it since you will regret it in the future
>>52547975
The immigrant bullshit will probably end in a while.
>>52548101
It still significantly made Europe look weak.
>>52548063
>peaceful
>>52548063
>South America is peaceful
>Wanting to live in a catholic country
>>52548173
>>52548180
it is peaceful if stay away from gang ridden zones or dont mess with the wrong people. I have never been robbed in my life or have seen someone getting murdered near me
>>52548063
Yeah if the madness here doesn't end we'll turn into a chaotic, racially diverse, crime ridden, corrupt, violent hellhole. Kind of like Brazil except only half as bad.
>>52549485
>only half as bad
>180 people ded in france for no reason
>>52547659
>>52547698
So you're saying they literally just solved this issue with Crimea?
>>52550221
It's not enough.
American navy can still shut them down.
>>52546787
a lot of people miss the lizard in this picture. i point it out every time i see it
>>52550250
What about their pacific ports?
>>52550414
From one side you have China and from other American Navy.
It's really a shit position to be in. Asian part of Russia would rather be under China than Russia.
>>52550469
That why America is trying to bring Russia into war against China.
>be brazillian
>go outside
>get killed
great country
>>52550634
Para de mamar pintos e participa de um banter de vez em quando
>>52550670
para de mentir pra parecer legal na internet e aceita a realidade
>>52550469
I'm from Novosibirsk and you are full of shit.
>>52550714
Pare de levar essa board a sério e de mamar pintos que você nem vê a cara e faça pescaria com qualquer país.
>>52550469
Well then it's the fact that their navy isn't strong, not their lack of ports. They have ports in the baltic, ports in the north pole, ports in the black sea, ports in the pacific ocean, and a porn in the Mediterranean (Syria)
Immigrants are little more than a scapegoat anyway, the real problem of EU is that its members lack any sort of common course of action. And that the currency is handled pretty badly.
>>52548314
>cherrypicking
nice job
>He lives in a small piece of shit country to the north
>He doesn't have dengue or zika
>He LITERRALY hueheu. I Said HE LITTERRALLLY doesn't use cocaine. Y O U CAN NOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>52551006
If they are a scapegoat, how come the people are much more against accepting "refugees" than the governments themselves?
>Islamic Caliphate
You say that like it's a bad thing
>>52548314
I have.
On a bus stop. With a gun. Hundreds of people walking around and no one cared.
Had to open my wallet for him to see what I had, show him my cellphone pass and empty my pockets to show there was nothing else. Then he told me to take the first bus I saw and say nothing.
People were sitting around at the stop like if this was the most normal thing in the world.
>be brazilian football referee
>get beheaded on the field by the spectators
>>52551438
>inb4 IT WUS UR FAULT FOR NOT BEEN CAREFUL
>>52551433
rasheed
>>52546990
>>be asian
>>get called a fucking leaf
cheers
>>52547975
>China's warm welcome and wait till the Russia starts to collapse
dude china and russia plays in the same team
they will be new superpowers once us and a will fade away finally
>>52551049
yeah i am definetly cherrypicking. We see dead bodids everyday all people get killed each and every time they leave their gated communities I mean it is what passes everyday at the foreign media and those statistics dont lie!
>>52553318
Scandinavians are literally in a worst situation than ours and they still dare to talk shit about us. Joke is on them, brother. This Norfag will probably be decapitated in the next year, don't bother replying this cunt.
>>52547659
>They will break up into small pieces in a matter of years
Haven't people been saying this since Russia even exists though? Sure, some of those sandnigger republics in the caucasus will break off but for the rest I don't see it happen.
>>52553818
kek, i hope youre trolling
>>52554054
Don't you have some refugees cock to suck, Luigi? Go back to your progressive job before i report you to the Equality Union authorities.
>>52551364
I meant they're a scapegoat here on 4chan.
>>52547908
cholera doesnt even exist anymore. haha touche
about being shot cant deal
hue
>>52550304
Doing god's work Poland.
