/bantz/ edition
invited: kangaroos
/cum/
Poo on my willy edition
Could I pass for a local in your country?
>>52546579
yes
morning lads, what's for brekky?
jogging your memory
>>52546597
me ;)
>>52546597
It was a long time ago but I had black coffee and porridge for breakfast
It's Christmas eve in 10 minutes
>>52546604
fuck I haven't seen that pic in like 6 years or something
>>52546638
I thought the same when I scrolled past it in my reaction image folder
>>52546635
What do abbos get for christmas?
>>52546726
Christmas is a white cunt tradition designed to bring down the noonga people
>>52546726
Ciggies, goon and if they are lucky, petrol.
>>52546726
Petrol. The premium stuff though not that regular trash. It's Christmas after all.
Question: How often do you see Dachshunds in your country?
new thread >>52546514
new thread >>52546514
new thread >>52546514
new thread >>52546514
>>52546827
often enough to know they dont usually wear stilts
this picture is a lie.
>>52546597
>brekky
Mate it's not very becoming of you to learn Australian slang. It's quite anti-intellectual
i want to move to lithuania
>>52546935
it has a strong foreign pussy game but
>>52546827
I feel like when wearing stilts, dogs have unfair advantage over humans.
>>52546952
Why ? There aren't many chinky chong erasmus students there.
>>52546904
He's not just any sausage doggie so it makes sense that you haven't seen any other one on stilts
Thank you for responding to the question though, I'm glad there are dachshunds in Australia
>>52546997
i read it is one of the most white country in world, i like white women, we dont have much here
>>52547018
How big is your penis bro ?
>>52547047
are you the same kuzu from kc
if so do you still dress horrendously
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-EEEEE!
>>52547047
well, i am actually not just chinese, my father is polish and he gave me the white penis gene, so it is 22cm
>>52547087
Yes
>>52547099
>my father is polish
100% draudžiama
Also post proof
>>52547140
how i post proof? cannot post proof on 4chan safe image board, do you have kik? i can send through there if you post yours
>>52547099
Pole chink... Nah I think will pass.
There are chin ease/east Asians in Lithuania though, not only in capital either.
>>52547099
>22cm
Fucking Celtic genes gave me 15cm
>>52547140
Never thought I'd see you around
Hope all is well
t. other kc attentionwhore
>>52547206
>15cm
does the job fine bb
>>52547206
Doesn't matter how long it is when you never get to use it desu
>>52547191
Ta prasmė čurkos ?
>>52547255
Show naked pic bro
>>52547272
Yes?
>>52547301
I showed too many people my ass on the kc tinychat
I'm a reformed whore
>Australians
>>>/trash/
The following please leave the thread: normies, /cum/, turks, chinamen, abbos, nordicks.
>>52547099
http://imgur.com/d4AkVNr
here i upload imgur, sorry take so long, internet bad
>>52547395
Get a load of this slit eyed cunt
>>52547451
Do you bite your fingernails bro ?
>>52547397
I second this.
>>52547486
yes how do you tell???
>>52547504
Dont do that bro
But nice dick m8
>>52547451
Heyy, nice dick, friend.
>>52547568
thank you i move to lithuania beginning of next year in feburary or something
>>52547613
>Lithuania
Australia is the designated Ching Chong destination
>>52547613
Are you serious about that? Do you have visa and all?
>>52547613
What's your height? We're pretty tall around here.
>>52547637
have been there 3 times, mom is from there, she is australian and german
>>52547655
i have a visa yes
>>52547671
i am 210 cm
>>52546726
Abbos don't get anything for Christmas because they're poor and live in backwaters which Santa doesn't visit.
>>52547700
Alright then, sign for a basketball team.
>>52547613
gl bro, girls will love that dick
>>52547714
give them a mouthful of cum
>>52547700
Cool, dont forget to hang out with some bros from the thread.
>>52547700
So wait, your father is Pole, and mother is australian/german?
>>52547787
i do not like basketball
>>52547799
it is too big for most girls here, i need bigger vagina or kink girl
>>52547817
they seem to not want me so i dont think i will
>>52547854
masterrace
>>52547856
They are just kidding. Why are you inChina if you're white?
>>52547854
yes this is correct, they flee to china for cheaper prices and because dad was a polish scammer and took LOT of money, will not go into detail
>>52547913
So you are white. But why Lithuania then, not Poland?
>>52547913
>dad was a polish scammer
>>52547913
Are you at least a little bi ?
>>52548031
> Scams you out of Ukraine
>>52548053
BACK OFF, HE'S MINE!
Why iz New Zealand so based and Australia so shit?
>>52548076
take it, it's all yours my friend
>>52548019
again, white girls, and china is too messed up, people are dying because of air!
>>52548053
yes i am bi
>>52548031
he took upwards of 10,000,000 pln
>>52548103
Because Australia is like USA
>>52548118
Polish girl are more or less same as Lithuanian ones though. And Vilnius and especially in and around Vilnius you are bound to run into Polish girls.
>>52548118
>yes i am bi
:3
>>52548118
>he took upwards of 10,000,000 pln
fucking good lad.
did he take a credit and run away from poland?
>>52548118
>>52548190
>>52548112
I was talking about Lublin union btw.
>>52548214
This is your chance, Sarunas!
>>52548198
i do not know but he said he still has another 8,000,000pln burried for me when he dies
>>52548190
i am a top
>>52548189
they'll still be white right? either way i am not going back to poland,dont want my dad to get in trouble
>>52548232
>they'll still be white right?
Of course duh. Poland is one of homogeneous countries in Europe.
>>52548214
Kas ce negerai, grazuoli ?
>>52548232
That's OK for me. Show face
>>52548396
>face
>on 4chan
?????????????
>>52548500
Pls
Good afternoon, gents.
>>52548535
no....
>>52548591
Pls.......
>>52548569
Hey!
>>52548744
no and i have an early day tomorrow, i am going to sleep now, goodnight /balt/+/ausnz/
lithuania here i come
>>52548744
You scared him away, you molester.
>>52546827
I see one everyday :DDD
>>52548777
sleep tight mao che dungus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJjme7JJN_8
I can't believe that chinaman just posted his dick. I mean, to be fair, if I had one like that I'd probably brag about it too. But still, have some decency. At least pretend you don't want to do it. He was like "oh sure I'll do it no probs" from the get go.
Fuck me, he'll fit right with the normies.
footy's almost back fellas
who /4peat/ here?
>>52549857
I can post my dick too if you want. It's not that big, though
>>52548118
>he took upwards of 10,000,000 pln
what's that in AUD? 20 bucks?
>>52549923
what no reeeeeeeeeeee don't
degeneracy
how can you even get erect knowing that you'll be taking a picture of it and showing to others
>>52549914
wew
>>52549857
>chinaman
>>52549974
Have a wank and then take a picture. It's not that hard, especially if guys in the thread asked for it.
>>52549950
that's 3.5 mil kangaroo bucks lad
>>52550093
And what about burger bucks?
>>52549857
>lithuanian being jealous of me
can't wait to fuck all the white girls that you could have had if you were more confident
i am back now, just going to stay up all night
>>52550179
Where did he say that he's jealous?
You're literally "muh dik" nigger tier
>>52550179
welcome back
>>52550179
I've no reservations in that regard. Go right ahead, m8. I'll definitely won't be doing that so there's no point in preventing others.
What I'm more interested is - is it easy to leave China? I was kind of under the impression it's a bit like North Korea when it comes to emigration. Otherwise, why would everyone stay there and continue slaving away in factories?
>>52550179
Wow, you are being rude to our lithuanian friend in here. Please restrain yourself from such acts in the future
>>52550247
maybe i go to latvia too and fuck all the women there who don't have the communication skills to say no because their education system is so bad?
>>52550277
it's easy for me, other people are very poor, unlike me
>>52550277
>Otherwise, why would everyone stay there and continue slaving away in factories?
Because they're peasants who can barely afford to put food on their table. Anyone with a couple bucks either joins starts working for the government or wises up and gets the fuck out of there.
>>52550093
>Be Latvian
>Cousin in Australia wires us 3.5 mil kangaroo bucks
> Go to see national potato in museum
> Buy new newsboy cap and tracksuit
> Mother and sisters get respite from prostitution
> fix bars on windows
Pretty good deal desu
>>52550343
Makes sense. Poor people have it bad everywhere.
>>52550343
It's a shame you don't like basketball, we could play together
>>52550383
He's a baiter, normal functioning person would brag about such things.
>>52550343
I guess being a son of a Polish scammer, you have nothing to be proud of, except your dick.
>>52550412
>1/2 polish
>from china
>normal functioning person
>>52550412
Yeah,I'm aware of that. Insulting our Balt friends this way, that's a ridiculous thing to do in this thread
what did I just miss dick pic?
>Poland +Germany /Australia =nigger
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>52550551
bela + ruse = belaruse
>>52550523
ask your mum, she has an album titled "dicks i sucked"
>>52550412
>normal
>on 4chan
>>52550445
i've traveled to 19 different countries in my life (not counting how many times i've been to them) pretty proud of that
>>52550570
tepid banter
>>52550570
wow wtf insulting family members is too low even for 4chan
>>52550619
you're adopted anyway so...
>>52550570
Take that back you bastard!
Aw yeah, united Germany just before 1860.
>>52550647
NO! :DDD
>>52550667
>tumblr
Lad.....
tfw when you find porno involving all your fetishes....
>>52550752
Gib link
>>52550711
I just linked it straight from a search engine mate.
>>52550770
you would probably make fun of me...
>>52550813
As long as it's not scat, piercing, or excessive bsdm.
>>52550786
Oh well.
I'm watching you.
>>52550813
C'mon I'm the nicest man in /balt/
>>52550855
>>52550849
It's totally different. I'm not into disgusting stuff like shit-eating. I'm really pure. Probably too pure for 4chan.
http://xhamster.com/movies/1643082/35yr_old_lesbians_aoi_and_reiko_love_pussy_uncensored.html
Christmas is soon. It means I will eat aguonpienis every day and feel good.
>>52550910
It's far more ok than I expected.
>>52550916
The best shit ever, family not allowed for me to make it cause I eat everything before it's done.
>>52550916
degenerate. Just buy heroin.
sometimes I feel like a hehe in a haha's world
>>52551012
put your binkis in your bunkis ;)
>>52550910
this isn't any way correct, lesbians do not exist in china, and VERY little are in japan, this has to be an american casting, i am very mad about this porno
also
>uncensored
fucking bad
>>52551124
>disliking lesbians
>>52551203
I dont like dykes. The worst part of men mixed with the worst of females.
What is to like?
>>52546514
Is it true that all Aussies have been banned from /mu/?
>>52548118
Your father stole 10mil PLN? Holy shit how wasn't he arrested?
Can I get a gf from here?
drinking a wine
>>52551303
from best territorian grapes?
>>52551361
south australia actually
>>52551287
maybe if you ask the latvian qt nicely enough
>>52550916
>aguonpienis
:DDDD
:DD
:DDDDDDD
>>52551287
get dubs, qts love dubs
>>52551279
Ok, I confused
You want to know how it feels to like?
Or what you should like?
>>52546514
超ーかーわーいー!!
:DDDD
カンガルー欲しい!
>>52551549
どうぞ
>>52551528
Alright, gonna get those dubs and a gf now lads.
Alright, I have almost five packs of cookies to grind for this baby. Wish my fingers luck.
>>52551536
MILDLY RARE
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>>52547671
>tfw 165cm
>>52551647
You better be a qt grill
>>52551588
>蜘蛛
Do not want
>>52551634
>>52551638
use a knife you fucking cunt
>>52551645
STOP MEMEING ME :DDDDDDD
>>52551693
>tfw
>>52551638
čigonas xD
>>52551634
>>52551723
>>52551685
>tfw not qt boy
Atleast I can grow a beard
Embrace the dwarf life
>>52551638
good ol' spotted dog :DD
do you use marmelade?
>>52551638
>tfw cutting so no sweets for me
so hard....
>>52551892
god no
Cacao, condensed milk, cheap-o cookies, a little bit of lemon juice, butter and something else I forgot
>>52551924
>cutting on winter
>cutting on Kūčios, Kalėdos and Nauji Metai
Why would someone torture themselves like that
>>52551937
cum?
>>52551864
Watch and learn
>>52551978
salty raccoon piss
>>52551970
gonna start early for dem summer abs, breh
>>52551978
Don't think so
>>52551937
We do that here in Portugal as well. We call it salame. Bretty good.
>>52552015
at least wait for New Years resolutions
>>52551997
nice! :DD
>>52552053
We call it tinginys aka lazy.
>>52551638
>mfw choc ripple cake
>>52551892
Northern degeneracy.
peace me up peace machines
>>52552078
southern fags talking about degeneracy
>>52552058
>being A New Years resolutions fag
top lol
they never gonna make it
>>52552083
peace
How hard is it to get a qt/handsome balt bf?
Is the balthurt really too strong to find one?
>>52552149
are you a gril
>>52552083
peace
>>52552149
if you're a petite femme with traditional values (not taking it up the butt on the first date) you could snag one easily
>>52552211
N U M E R I S S I M O
>>52547856
>doesn't like basketball
>goes to lithuania
that absolute madman. Good luck in literally the niggerest country in Europe, spiritually.
>>52552258
LITERALLY
>>52552164
no
>>52552211
No I have a penis, hairy chest, nice body and handcsome face. Hence the balthurt comment.
>>52552405
then fuck off piderast enabler
Why the fuck /balt/ and 4chan in general is filled with faggets?
>>52552405
you'll probably get stabbed
>>52552438
I'll bash any pedos and then you too, cunt.
>>52552505
that's what I figured
>>52552494
homos are more common than you imagine, we're just people who happen to like dicks desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0iLHGRaYRI
This video makes me feel good.
>>52551937
You need to put small pieces of marmelade candy in it. DO IT NOW!
>>52551124
my friend is a dyke and she lives/works in china
>>52552558
>marmalade
shit taste son
>>52552544
Kek I like this song and I listen to it from time to time and I kind of like a lot of 90's and 80's songs.
>>52552541
Fug I though it was just a joke or something.
>>52552607
>being this insecure about fucking marmelade
dib dob geg made
>>52552655
>being a closet homo
you should be stabbed
>>52552541
>homos are more common than you imagine
Though I'd probably bang a passable trap (which is impossible to find here), homos here are rare and we hate dem fuging homos m8 : ^)
>>52552701
>not getting stabbed by throbbing cocks
wake me up when it's the current year
>>52552746
>Though I'd probably bang a passable trap
Dude you are a fagget.
>>52552701
>>52552654
in a perfect world everyone would be fine with giving cuddles to everyone desu
>>52552655
marmelade isn't very good, it's brought down by having the rind in it
t. a homo
>>52552746
m8 I'm fine if you don't wanna suck my dick but don't hate other cunts for doin it. I bet you'd still love some cuddles though hey you dainty poof :^)
>>52552746
>Though I'd probably bang a passable trap
>>52552822
in a perfect world, there are no humans
>>52552946
in a perfect world there are no homos and animefags
>>52552975
You forgot muslims and jews.
>>52552805
No man, I am a victim of isolation. I fully realize why so many people 4chin like traps - it's because they are isolated from the community, when you have little to no friends or don't have a female mate, you have no way to validate your own masculinity. And in a way dominating a man like you would a woman (though he was to look like a woman) is by far bigger way to prove to your own psyche your own powers to dominate another being. Left without the validation of your own masculinity, can one be really blamed for turning towards the extreme?
My Body Is A Cage.
>>52553050
Is everyone here really isolated and weird though? inb4 normie
My Face Is N Cage.
>>52552946
edgy
>>52552975
animefags I agree with but you and >>52553039 forgot to add in the baltics desu
>>52553050
I somewhat agree with this. I think given enough time a person will find themselves attracted to many things, it's why porn becomes boring and the porn people watch escalates. However if it ever reached reality I'm not convinced many of you could fuck a guy (no matter how convincing a trap they are), or even a woman 2bh. Most of us just want a nice emotional connection and someone to cuddle, I'm sure of it.
>>52553161
no
t. normie
>>52553134
made of chitin
fucking cockroach
>>52552746
>Though I'd probably bang a passable trap
>>52553134
”Your mind is software. Program it. Your body is a shell. Change it. Death is a disease. Cure it. Extinction is approaching. Fight it.” - Eclipse Phase
Brought to you by this friendly transhumanist.
>>52553161
no
that fag should kys
>>52553134
that keeps me
>>52553161
i might be weird, but i'm not isolated, i mean, i like to spend most time alone, but i regularly get smashed with the bois and so on ...
>>52553161
>>52553179
you guys wanna meet up and cuddle?
>>52553196
>fucking cockroach
BTFO :D
>>52553209
How are you?
>>52553256
only if you're a grill
>>52553262
Writing my paper for uni. Doing fine.
>>52553196
chitin armour sucks, go bonemould or go home
>>52553210
Jokes on me I guess.
I just might.
Could I pass for a local in your country?
>>52553209
>Eclipse Phase
who read and memorized how to be a douche: the manual
We have this cool thing in Estonia.
How can you not like it? :D
How do you even live without it? :D
That thing we have in Estonia is so awesome.
>>52553203
aren't crystal gems pretty much trap?
they're officially genderless, but act like women
there was butch and femme traps who fused into garnet, also mum of that fatso grown artificial genitals to make children with human male
basically, it's one huge tranny propaganda. genderless people (like angels) shouldn't act as either of genders (or hermaphrodite), nor even grow artificial genitals as they don't have them
>>52546653
HPM is the /vg/ mod for vicky, it allows you to shatter empires versalis style, partition china etc
>>52553174
>forgot to add in the baltics desu
Uuuuh did you just got offended mr. faggy pants?
>>52553319
If you cut your hair and got a sunburn
>>52553287
nope sorry m8, better luck next time
Hi we're basically baltic tbqh f*m
>>52553174
butthurt mentally ill faggot
>>52553381
Sunburns are easy for me.
>>52553319
eyes too black
>>52553375
>>52553418
kek was wondering if that might cause some bumburn
noice 2 c it did
>>52551012
You made me kek in a wew world
>>52553050
Well it is easy to make friends even if you are awkward and shy just like me. To find female friends yeah that is a bit harder thing to do.
>>52553319
>that greasy hair
>>52553496
Dunno I had friends, but I kinda isolated myself. Gonna visit a shrink soon to see maybe I have depression or some shit.
>>52553496
>Well it is easy to make friends even if you are awkward and shy just like me.
you really think so?
where are you making your friends?
High school doesn't count.
