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that's with two #s
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quote: World’s beauty and coarseness was never sketched, But the dark always subdued the bright hues - Bedil
invited: South Asians (SAARC cunts) + Diaspora + halfies + gypsies
welcome: everyone
not invited: bullies
>>52545142
Oops didn't add a new tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahf1OL6rFdk
>Tfw why that pakistani shitposter is so stupid finally makes sense
HEY AMIGO
NO LOO
I POO
DESIGNATED SHITTING STREETS
COWS 4 EVER
HINDUDINDUNUFFINS
>>52545824
hey abdul, hows you're aunty/mum and brother/father?
>>52545845
Fine Raj, I finally heard you bought a looooooooooooooo.
>>52545934
>his mum is his sister
>half his country is literally inbred
>>52545735
What's up the southies?
Lol there are more diaspora than actual country posters. Is this an extension of muh heritage fagging? Also /desi/nated shitting memes
>>52546146
*with
>>52546146
Apparently there is a kinship model of marriage where you're meant to marry you're mother's brother's daughter or something. But under general hindu-personal law its illegal (southies are allowed though)
>Southies
>>52546187
it depends on the time of the day, there are times when there are lots of indians and pakistanis and a nepalese guy posting.
alot of them however have been turfed out of the board from all the bullying
>>52546261
>a nepalese guy
There's more than one of us m8
>>52546298
really? but you all just lurk?
i know there is one or two banglas, and there used to be sri lankan on the /cric/ threads. Maldives flags appear but i severely doubt that they are locals
>mfw that pakistani poster stopped posting when i pointed out how inbred he is
its ok man, just because you have 3 balls, half a brain and a tail doesn't mean you're any less of a human, Usman.
>kon hai ye chutiya?
>>52547041
w-who me?
Why do people keep replying to that unoriginal paki?
>>52548956
Reward for keeping the thread alive
>>52549191
entirely this
also sometimes, just sometimes he can put a smile on my face.
>>52545824
chutiya
>>52546039
kek
jaaaaaaaaaaaaan pehechaan hoooooooo
I'm bored, guess where this pic is from.
>>52550475
p*njab? looks flat and dry
Who remembers this?
https://youtu.be/0iSrBZUKfuU
>>52550491
No. Another from same trip
>>52550562
Teri maa remembers this, I banged her while this song was playing
>>52550612
idk senpai keep posting i'll tell you when i figure it out
>>52550562
More like who remembers this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWzTZE-B1fM
>>52550715
that is pretty dank
>>52548956
>paki
>literally doesn't know it's a derogatory slang form Pakistanis
Literally lmaoing at you, Ahmed.
How was your madrassa btw? I also got you a paper bag desu.
Oh and secondly.
POOPIE 4 RUPEE
COWS > PEOPLE
A LOO
NO POO
INAUGURATED
DESIGNATED
SHITTING
STREETS
PRAY THE TOILET WITCHES AWAY
POTTY FOR A TATER TOT-TY
>>52550835
>unironically inbred
cool down Waqar
>>52550835
>tries to incite rage
> goes back to flirting with his goat to make his sister jealous
DESIGNATED
RAPE
BUSES
MADE IN INDIA (LITERALLY EBIN JOKE)
>>52550890
>Incite rage
SHHHH POO THE ANGER AWAY
AHAHAHAHA
>>52550868
>UK
HOW ARE YOU RORKE?
>>52550905
Its called the Ashoka Chakra, but then again, we know you can't read
>>52550890
kek
>>52550659
Have another go
JUST FOR A SINGLE RUPEE AND IF YOU USE IT 10 TIMES, YOU GET TO DO IT FOR FREE.
NOW EXPIERENCE THE BEST WESTERN TECHNOLOGY IN INDIA.
THIS IS FOR INDIA. LETS GO BOYS, LETS POO.
POOPIE FUNNY BUTT XDXD HAAHAHAHAHA XD ;)
>>52551007
looks like some place in Madhya Pradesh, i guess
>>52551023
HAHAHAHAHAHA EKS DEE
DUDE2015WEEDLOL
>>52550994
>A FUCKING PROTRUDING ANUS
AHAHA AND I DIDN'T MAKE THE OC, YOU FAG.
>>52551016
I forgot the pic.
>>52551016
hurr durr look at me, the unrelenting keyboard warrior
>still lives in a failed country and is an inbred
Keep wallowing in your mediocrity, Musharraf
>>52551116
ATLEAST I HAVE A TOILET
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
JUST ASK YOUR COW TO SEND THE TOILET WITCHES AWAY.
stop coming to my country unless you have a university degree or make good food
>>52551172
Just another attempt at 'humour'
>doesn't realize he is embarrassing himself
>>52550994
>A BLOODY WAGON WHEEL
OH WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW
>>52551242
>implying
I JUST WANT TO BE ONE OF YOUR WHITE SERVANTS AND RIDE IN YOUR FERRARI. PLEASE TAKE ME, AKHAND BHARAT MY VEDIC MASTER.
>>52550940
>rasheed
>>52550890
BTFO
>>52551007
UP
>>52551244
says the guy who's flag is a desecration of the holy flag of islam
FFS, atleast be original
>>52551319
t. Rasheed al-Inbreedi Khan
BOYS MMM
STREET MEETS INDIAN
I LOVE IT.
>>52551347
RORKE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.
DID YOU SEND YOUR KIDS TO THE PAKISTANIS AGAIN? I GUESS THATS THE REASON WHY YOU ARE FREE.
>>52551304
west uttar pradesh?
>>52551319
Disignated follower of pedophile Muhammad
>>52551377
AHAHAHAHAHAH WAGON WHEEEEEEEEL
>>52551378
t. RORKE SINGH - CALL CENTER MANAGER.
>>52551404
>his dad is literally his grandad
>he has an extra arm growing out of his head
>he's so mentally deficient he posts in all caps about how good at rape he is
10/10 rasheed
>>52551450
pls don't introduce religion into this desu
>>52551450
HINDUDINDU
*SMACKS LIPS*
SO U BE SHITTIN
*DRINKS COW PISS*
POO UP
*SHITS IN STREET*
SUMMA RAPE SQUAD
*RAPES KID*
SO U BE POOIN
>>52551538
>be rasheed
>parents are siblings
>move to the uk
>rape children
>move back to pakistan
>slam head against keyboard
and here we are
>>52551479
>HIS EYE WAS EATEN BY A RAT
OH FUCKING WOW.
AHAHAHAHA I HOPE YOUR GLASS EYE DIDN'T TURN BROWN.
>>52551511
Fuck don't act as though you are a Lord budda.I urge you to read Ali Sina book understanding Muhammad
>>52551555
Maharashtra
>>52551538
>tfw muslim
>thank my stars my ancestors didn't choose Pakistan
>>52551511
you are muslim?
>>52551538
>hide in a cave American drone is going to attack
>get mad,come back and claim I have been visited by angel Gabriel
>marry 12 wives and fuck child
>>52551603
>forming staunch, rigid set of beliefs after reading one book
You can do better than this, bro!
>>52551611
yes
Bet this paki shitposter laughs at memes too.
>>52551610
>>52551691
the whole peaceful muslim thing is a sham.
in the opportune moment you'll slaughter us "kuffars".
>be muslim
>be not sufi
pls don't do this
>>52551574
>Be Rorke Singh
>Literally be a mix of a slag prostitute and an indian
>Born in the uk
>get yourself raped
>slam head against keyboard
Oh wowowowowowowowow
>>52551610
HELLO RAPIST Al-Ahmed, HOW WAS THAT 8 YEAR OLD?
>>52551673
>WAKE UP
>DRINK COW PISS AND PRAISE COW
>LITERALLY ADMIRE A FUCKING WAGON WHEEL
>POO IN STREET
>GET RAPED
>GET SHOT BY PAKISTANI FORCES
AHAHAHAHAHAHA, THE LIFE OF ANY INDIAN REGARDLESS OF HIS RELIGION
>>52551691
>!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>52551763
AHAHA WHEN ARE YOU GONNA BLOW UP DESU? AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>52551691
Please,you know nothing about Islam
I spend months of time to understand it nothing in it except intolerance
>>52551766
Not really,though. Have been brought up in a social circle having people from different religions, never did my folks even as much as subtly hint of the superiority of one religion over another. Back in my ancestral village, teens in village schools also have a much broader outlook towards religion in general, so I bet you can safely say that its not just the urban muslims
>>52551815
Tonight in your moms pussy, son.
>>52551609
Nope.
Ignore the Arabic. Taxi guy was Muslim.
>>52551895
top kek
what the fuck is this curry shit
>>52551921
Rajasthan?
>>52551895
>literally mom jokes
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA. SO WHOA.... THIS IS THE POWER..... OF A PAKISTANI. AHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH.
LITERALLY LMAOING AT YOU
>>52551921
west india?
>>52551879
What is Hyderabad and Owaisii ?
>>52551934
>curry shit
The answer is in your question.
>>52552005
Narrow minded politicians whose only fighting chance is to appeal to the less educated and poor muslims, sensationalize communal differences, exploit people for the vote bank etc etc. Please observe as to how 99% of their 'admirers' are people who haven't even completed school
>>52551879
Well, I've come to the view that Muslims who don't practice Islam (not atheist necessarily) are alright. Others not so much.
Islam's root proclaims there's no god except allah and all that. So an accepting mentality cannot originate from that.
>Be inbred
>be hot, smelly, bothered and sweaty in some shitty little pakistani apartment
>just come home from your superior perso-arabic madrassa where imam was beating you for fapping your little cut dick to hentai
>decide to blow off some steam on /desi/ and shitpost for your life
>get btfo
>whimper your way out of the thread
top kek rasheed, never stop coming to /desi/ you're by far one of my favourite postrs
I COME OUT AND SEE
A PILE OF INDIANS RUNNING TOWARDS ME
>>52552210
t. hueberto barbosa
>>52552179
RORKE, YOUR DAUGHTERS READY.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
ALSO MS.INDIA 2016 WINNER DESU
>>52551966
>>52551988
Na. New rail line being laid.
>>52552302
>rasheed looks at this and wishes this could be him
2bh same applies to the rest of the south asians itt
WAGHA BORDER 2016
LEFT - INDIAN
>>52552136
about the Ayodhya Temple/Babri Mosque structure incident.
As an educated Citizen of a secular country , tell me it didn't hurt you a little inside to see the Hindus reclaim it ?
All in the view of the fact that the scientific/archeological investigation into it has yielded into the favour of It being rightfully the Ram Mandir and thus acknowledged by the court of law.
tell me with a straight face you didn't feel the need to lash out.
>>52552349
andhra pradesh
>>52552375
NAH EVERY INDIAN WANTS TO GO TO THESE LOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOL
>>52552393
co-incidentally I was reading about it yesterday. Did not affect me even a wee bit, but was definitely angered by how behind the curtains, Advani and other members of the RSS spewed out venom.
>>52551771
>le peaceful sufi
This meme needs to die
OH WOWSER. HEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHE.
LITERALLY ALL ME DESU. THIS THREAD IS ALL FUCKING ME.
>>52552393
DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE STILL GONNA POO IN IT LOL
Who in chat
>>52552593
POOOOOOOO
WELCOME TO /desi/. ALL INDIANS PLEASE USE THIS TO GREET EACH OTHER.
THANK
>>52552593
me
>>52552533
what is wrong with them
>>52552484
inbred enjoy your extra chromosomes family
>>52552593
Joining
>>52552539
>being proud that you're desi's most prolific poster
cute desu :3
>>52552671
Allah hu akbar fucking Muhammad pedophile rasulalla
Poo jihad
>>52552404
>Savdhani hati, Durghatna ghati
>Andhra Pradesh
Cmon now, it's too easy
>>52552832
bihar?
>>52552832
Uttarakhand?
>>52552897
Finally
>Paryavaran evam Van Vibhag, Bihar Sarkar
>>52553236
cool
well i guess the country side of india doesn't really differ that much place to place to the untrained eye?
>>52545142
தேசி
this one is tamil.
the "E" is written post fix to the Konsonant part
and the last letter is "si"
Is "Te"-"si" the official way to write desi in tamil?
anybody watch that late BSF officer's wife bashing Rajnath Singh over the aircraft's age?
and then there was the "Nirbhaya"'s mother
"if they don't amend the juvenile correction system law the people would deal with the Gov in the next election ?"
you do see both of them are missing facts here
airframes don't go out of commission in mere 20 years especially when they are fucking subsonic transport jets.
also the Central Gov. brought the amendment bill up twice in a timeframe where the Nirbhaya perpetrator would have been tried as an adult but guess what the congress and left were hogging the time in the parliament with muh intolerance.
now who pays for the misconception and wrong message that went to the public against BJP in this case ?
who's fucking responsible for it ?
women's rights not even once.
>>52553658
you know what's worse , my fucking mother going
>only those whom the tragedy has hurt personally can know how it feels, even if they are factually wrong they should be tended to because muh emotions.
so basically if the victim bites the hand that's feeding them in this case , it is all right because they are too overcome with their pain.
>>52553658
BJP's media management is horrible, partly due to the fact that the lutyens zone english media hates the right wing.
But I don't think Mohammad Afroz would have been tried under the new law even if the bill was passed before his release.
Wouldn't it be a case of applying laws retrospectively?
>>52553658
Fun fact:
The juvenile rapist in the case turned into a Jihadi while in reform centre
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/delhi/Juvenile-in-Nirbhaya-case-counselled-for-radicalisation/articleshow/49589914.cms
>RAPIST GIVEN SECOND CHANCE
OH WOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOW
LITERALLY EBIN AHAHAHAHAH
AJMAL KASAB DJ PARTY 2016
>>52554231
I really don't have the words to express how i feel reading this.
the JUST meme comes close.
>>52554368
t. RAPIST GONE FREE
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I DON'T USE A TOOTIE TO CLEAN MY POO-TIE. ONLY COW PISS AHAHAHAHAHHA
See guys, Muslims only shut their mind only when you expose true nature of Islam,if you keep quiet they wage jihad.Their is no need to tolerant against them in the name of peace
>>52554401
Eat,sex,praise Allah,kill,jihad,do whatever Muhammad done
Fuck off idiot
>>52554401
>mfw pakistan
KARACHI:
On June 22, 2002, at approximately 2 pm, Mukhtaran Mai was raped by four men after being dragged into the house of a Mastoi tribesman in her native village of Meerwala, in Muzaffargarh district.
An investigation ordered by the Punjab governor in July 2002 revealed that Mukhtaran’s brother Abdul Shakoor, then 12 years old, had been raped by three men from the Mastoi tribe, who then threatened the boy to keep his abuse quiet. When the boy refused, one of the men accused him of having sexual relations with his sister, Salma, who was then at least six years older than Shakoor.
Mukhtaran’s family at first tried to arrange a settlement of the dispute by asking that Shakoor marry Salma and that one of the Mastoi tribe marry Mukhtaran. The Mastoi clan was initially willing to accept the agreement but Salma’s brothers, including one of the men who raped Shakoor, refused.
>>52554718
t. rapist gone free
>>52554679
Nah, poo in the loo first. Atleast post a pic of your toilet and I'll leave for a month or so
>>52550890
kek
>>52554857
>Emirati
>Laughs at the joke
>Goes back to making out with his camel to make his sister jealous.
OY VEY.
>>52554897
Pakistan is literally a shithole
>>52554845
Blow your self and claim your 72 voluptuous virgins
Don't forget viagra tablets 72 virgins
>>52555032
Oh look a rare flag of an irrelevant country.
Now onto the matter at hand. Since I have infuriated every single member of this general, I can easily state that I have won. Therefore I have no purpose to be on this shitty general and thus I'd like to say goodbye.
Enjoy your general and cest la vie.
>>52555116
>Since I have infuriated every single member of this general
>>52555116
never thought i'd ever see a poster that is worse than Poland.
Kindly ignore the shitposter. He is an American proxy (confirmed in the IRC). Possibly diaspora who feels abandoned and neglected from both Americans and actual desis.
>>52555116
>Pakistan
>Calling anyone else irrelevant
Surely you jest
>>52555525
Ever meet Australia?
>>52556917
I like Australia, 2bh, famille. They're capable of coherent and intelligent conversations. Yes, most of the time it's just shitposting but at least they're often funny.
Poland is just butthurt and obnoxious all the fucking time. Fuck the Poles, man.
>>52556886
It's rude to lie. I came under various alliases to shitpost however that need has beem fufilled. However. I would like to state that being American or being a nation of certain European countries/nations would be a lot better than being desi.
Best of luck and please don't talk about me anymore.
Ta-ta.
>>52557568
What? You're going to cry now?
No matter how much of your first cousin parents fuck each other, you're going to remain an inbred brown monkey who just happens to live in the US.
>>52557772
Uh no. I am just simply stating that if you don't want me to shitpost don't talk about me from here on. I have lost all interest in this general and have no need to even bother with it unless I am mentioned.
Secondly, you are also a Pakistani in Pakistan so the chance is you are more inbred than me whp lives in a country with extremely poor HDI. So instead of calling me inbred and brown, look at your flag first.
Now, I really don't want to spend my time educating an idiot like you so goodbye.
Oh btw your sister says hi.
:^)
>>52558000
You definitely have Asperger and OCD. Possibly a result of the inbreeding. Too bad everyone here will laugh at you if you tell them you have mental illness which makes this even more sad.
>>52558212
Good for you. The more you reply to me, the more you want me here.
Laughing on the other hand is good for your health so go ahead but stop replying to me after this post.
Oh and you are still mentioning interbreeding. Oh, I am laughing, thanks. You are the person living in Pakistan and not me. I haven't even talked yet in your language ahahahaha.
So have a great night and enjoy yourselves in this general.
Oh yeah, let me remind you again to get it through your thick skull. Stop replying to me after this post, it's getting annoying.
au revoir.
>>52558465
Why are still posting using a proxy? You're not paki and not possiblly accepted by the Americans too.
>>52545142
>tune: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xz-Vac75to4
cringey af
post █▬█ █ ▀█▀ s ffs
https://youtu.be/NDJ-1FK1c_k
█▬█ █ ▀█▀
>>52558649
I like to protect my ip while I am still on this site. Nonetheless, I told you to stop replying to me and you still bother with it.
How thick is your skill if as something as simple order such as not replying to me can not be obeyed?
Secondly, I have to go out and I'd prefer my phone not getting pinged every minute, thanks to you.
Goodbye.
>>52558465
>claims to infutiate other posters
>gets infuriated and leaves
Thanks for the kekz m8
>>52558909
See >>52555116
No point in being here now.
>>52558843
>protect my ip
Toplel
If NSA wanted they could still get your IP and find your incest porn collection (including your parents').
>>52559154
Yeah, sorry I don't share your fetishes. Your constant obsession with parents either show that either your daddy was a child beater like most Pakistanis or you are sexually enticed by your mother or sister.
Secondly, if you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear.
Thirdly, why do you keep going back to incest? Is that what really turns you on or is this some weird kind of father/mother-child relationships you like.
Seriously, go get yourself checked by a psychologist and then reply to me.
>>52559371
>Secondly, if you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear.
Well, you're the one whose """""protecting"""" your IP so that feds don't find your incest porn. Not me.
>Thirdly, why do you keep going back to incest? Is that what really turns you on or is this some weird kind of father/mother-child relationships you like.
Not gonna lie, I do like some incest porn myself 2bh.
>>52559625
Why do you keep replying to me? Do you have no one else to talk to now? Go jack off to your incest collection or do something.
Follow your own advice
Your own advice: >>52548956
Well, if you don't want to follow it at least I will then.
>>52559814
>Go jack off to your incest collection or do something.
I don't have one. Otherwise I'd be """""protecting""""" my IP too.
So, do you have any recs or upload a few from your collection?
>>52546039
*to the tune of addams family*
Your sister is your mother,
your father is your brother,
you all fuck one another,
the paki family.
>>52562675
10/10
*snap snap*
TAKBIR!
>>52550715
>that qt in white shirt
Would lick his asshole tbqh (no homo)
What's with these paki posters
do they literally go in any chat that a indian poster on
