Why does the media portray Brazil as this fun, party loving safe place to go? It's just as safe as Syria is.
>Goes to Brazil
>GPS routes to the non white areas
>Suddenly surrounded by gang of Brazilian shitskins
>Gets de-limbed and then decapitated
>Monkeys run around with severed limbs like trophies
>Maggot-Man comes over and releases the swarm on my corpse, decomposing me in seconds leaving just a skeleton
>Great Vacation in Brazil
Brazilians have nice bundas thats why
>>52538502
its your fault for going to that shithole
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2e9_1431093814
Here is maggot man btw
because it is a fun and party loving place if you dont mess with the wrong people. Most murders here are about drug trafficking betweem favela dwellers and police. Normal BR dont experience murders or terrorism everyday as in a Middle East country or a normal first world country. So it is a pretty safe country if you dont mess with anyone and avoid gang member areas
>>52538639
i should NOT have clicked on that
We need organs desu m8
>>52538647
buttblasted shitskin
>>52538647
So basically what you're saying is, stay in the white areas like I said. Gotcha
>>52538552
Is this your phone wallpaper?
>>52538647
This.
Gringos get killed because they like going to the favelas, despite every single sane soul here telling them not to. And when they get fucked over everyone blames the entire country for not being as good as they expect.
Grandpa used to say "he who listens not to advice listens to pity".
>>52538753
uhm no. I am saying to stay in places that arent dominated by gangs. And since we arent the US and we actually integrate people into our culture, every strata got literally all colors in it and gang members are actually composed by poor people of different ethnicities and races, and they are BRs just like the rest
>>52538639
noice
just come here to fuck our women and leave m8
where the nukes
>>52538502
>mfw that was exactly what happened to australians surfers weeks ago
>>52538855
I went to brazil once, and I saw a starving kid (probably around 10) steal a loaf of bread.
They cut his hand off, I left that shithole the next day.
>>52538502
>Maggot-Man
lolwut?
>>52538502
Was your mom that told it?
>mfw I suggest gringos to go to bumfuck places by showing them cherrypicked images just so they can get kidnapped and their kidneys stolen or poison darted by voodoo shamans and eaten alive while on a spit
Is it safer than Mexico? Every second liveleak video I see is from Brazil
>>52538502
it's pretty ok here
you can even go to some favelas and it's harmless, the worse that can happen is losing your wallet, not you head like mexico kek.
>>52538919
refer to >>52538639
>>52538892
I don't even understand how that would happen. Would it have been for the tiny bit of money they had or just fun?
>>52538990
Use your words like a big boy.
>>52538991
they looked like cunts
>>52538909
I don't believe you, sorry
nobody cuts off hands here, specially not for stealing food.
>>52538969
Much safer than mexico, just stay away from the murder areas, I mean, nigger neighborhoods.
>>52538909
arent you confusimg brazil with India? Everybody robs shit here from supermarkets and nobody get their hands chopped. Those things may happen when someone cheats a drug lord wife or some shit like that. But even so it isnt common. Most people just kill, challenge the other guy for a duel or some other shit and that is it. Kids usually have a free pass
>>52539028
You're a big guy.
>>52538639
"Doctor asked him, hey how did you end up like that?
He said ,well I feel some pains once in a while
Female nurse asked ,don't you feel them eating you?
He said, what? food?
doctor asked, don't you feel the maggots?
He said, ahhhhnnn"
>>52538502
>Why does the media portray Brazil as this fun, party loving safe place to go? It's just as safe as Syria is.
Memes, stay in your country and don't bother us.
>>52538639
What the fuck am I looking at
>>52538919
>http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2e9_1431093814
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2e9_1431093814 Here you go
>>52539041
>Much safer than mexico, just stay away from the murder areas, I mean, nigger neighborhoods.
So pretty much same as here.
>>52539065
>>52539081
Who is the maggot-man?
Will he die if I remove the maggots?
>>52539090
yeap, but the difference is that people kill each other for drugs here while you guys got mexico for that
>>52539090
The difference is that here, in the bad neighborhoods shit REALLY goes down.
Borderline war zone. While the rest of the city lives normally.
>>52539117
It would be extremely painful.
>>52539038
Go eat your spaghetti.
Has cooling down.
>>52539163
For you.
>>52539041
>Much safer than mexico,
Kek no it's fucking not.
If you're a white anglo foreigner going to a Mexican tourist destination you are fucking SET
>>52539163
Fast
>>52539044
Fuck you. India has a much lower violent crime statistic than your monkey land. Even with a billion people and more than half of them living in poverty we don't have as many violent crimes as you.
Fuck off favela monkey. vai tomar no cu
>>52539132
Well our blacks kill each other over drugs here everyday.
That's what makes up most of our gun violence.
>>52539201
...and you think it wouldn't be the same here?
I'm talking about the whole country, not just touristic areas
also, see this: >>52538982
>>52539236
Don't you have a railroad to shit on?
>>52539236
I meant to say about chopping hands and not really about crime statistics m8.
>tfw shitskins will never be as good as whites
you have envy.
we can do moar stuff than you.
>>52539320
>He says, as the angry Brazilians wait outside for him to finish shitposting
>>52539236
lol, someone got mad
we know we have higher crime statistics here, you guys are far more peaceful, and you barely report crimes at all in india.
But hand chopping is something too bizarre for brazil, that's why he mentioned india, you guys have weird punishments.
just stay away from niggers and you will be fine
>>52539306
>Jailstralia
>White
a brazilian, a mexican and a indian walk into a bar
there were no survivors
>>52538982
>suicide
>points at russia
Kek'd
>>52539394
poor indians, they are harmless people
at least the ones I met
>>52539393
>argentina
>>52538502
I don't even know why people still want to come to Brazil, this country is shit in all possible ways and I just want to get out of here as soon as possible.
There's literally nothing good here you can't already find in Australia.
>>52538777
nope, why do you ask?
nice trips btw
>>52539531
so...when are you leaving?
pretty soon, I hope
>>52539597
I don't have a place to go and I don't even know how to get out of here. I'm a failure in everything I do so I guess it wouldn't be different.
>>52539531
wot. I had a really cool time when I went to brazill
OUU PLAYINHAA DU BRAZILL, OU MENINA DU BRAZILLLLLLLLLLLL
jajajajajajaj alta joda guacho
Lol faggots get something straight.
All you need is common sense. You go to a third world country, that means education, security, transport and healthcare are of bad quality. You need to be careful about your security.
Don't go out on dark places, don't go out at night unaccompanied, don't go out at shady places, don't go to no go zones, don't go to crack houses, don't be inebriated in public (especially at night), don't boast your status.
With that in mind you're 90% protected of getting robbed. Robbers are low on the crime scale, they are small time criminals, so a lot of them don't carry guns, if they do, it's unloaded. Some carry replicas or knifes instead.
The opportunity cost of robbing in the favela is very high: rob anyone in the favela, run to the top of the hill, hide, don't expect police because they don't go there. Meanwhile the opportunity cost of robbing on a residential or commercial neighbourhood, like those frequented by tourists and white people is very low: rob, run through the streets until you find a hiding spot, pray so the crowd doesn't lynch you, pray so that one of the white people is not an off duty cop, wait so you can go back all the way to the favela. If the cops see someone robbing white people or tourists they are probably going to btfo little zé.
Thing is different during an "arrastão", which is a group of robbers doing mass robbery. It happens once in a while only because it's easy to oversee that happening when you see 10 niggers getting out of the favela.
If you don't want to get your livers stolen, stick to populated beaches. Don't play the stoner, let's appreciate nature, take shrooms in the woods kinda guy. Never follow anyone you don't know, or trust anyone who seems like a friend until you really got to know this person.
It might seem like it is a bad trip coming here but this is valid for us too. We have a innate ability to detect bullshit and danger, first worlders don't, maybe that's why so many Americans get shot.
>>52539347
if i murder you i will earn some trophy and 2 years in cell with my "homies", you butthurt contry would try to extract me to a best jugment, soo "fejoada" nothing happen.
but taking it off apart, is just don't abase with my favela :3.
>>52539749
don't abase my favela.
fixed.
we are lovely!
is just u see! and stoop with this bullshit stories.
>>52539749
>Implying any sane person would go to Brazil
Maybe If I was suicidal then yeah
>>52539531
Suck then cuck hard normie!
>>52538502
Brazil is like every other second world country. Keep your wits about you and stay away from the poorer areas of the cities.
There's a higher chance of getting robbed but it's unlikely to happen to you.
Brazil is better value than most other tropical countries. The people are friendly, the women are beautiful and the food is great. Why wouldn't you go?
>>52538502
Nah, Brazil is not that bad. Just avoid the favelas, obviously suspicious places and travel to a more civilizated place than Rio de Janeiro desu
>>52538855
This message brought to you by Dilma Rousseff
>>52539849
You look like a good jerk to bait, come to here, we have all kinds of genital's sick waiting for you!
Think that europe is the greatter stuff.
Sacrebleu!
>>52539956
I gonna stop with this.
I am just going...
Bye.
>>52538982
>Canada
>Accident
sure...
Australia, we the second worlders at least are free of cancer and emu vs human genocide
>>52539163
>>52540356
>and emu vs human geno
Yeah mate those fucking emu's are cunts.
I lost my brother in the Thirteenth war with the Emu.
>>52540497
that's four sheep you fucking drongo
>>52540531
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/ewe#Noun
>>52538502
>to the non white areas
There is the problem. Why a white man would want to go to a non-white country anyways?
>>52540628
are you kidding? traveling is the best thing ever. I'm not gonna refrain from going to all the cool sites in Bolivia and Peru just because they don't look like me.
>>52540628
To have fun. Whites cunts are boring as fuck
>>52540531
Ewe is a female sheep, lad.
I'd expect the aussie to know his girlfriend's name.
>>52539695
>tfw just watched Cidade de Deus
>So going to Brazil is about as risky as going to Syria
Complete. Bullshit.
You've got over ten times the risk of dying in Syria:
>Brazil
>50,000 dead per year
>25 per 100,000
>Syrian Civil War
>250,000-340,000 dead over 4 years, 9 months
>52,500-71,500 dead per year
>307-418 per 100,000
>>52540784
so I guess now you understand why we have our murder rate
>>52538639
lol, how is this literal zombie alive. reminds me of the woman who had a rotting brain and skull thanks to some disease, also a vid on liveleak pic related
>>52541117
You need to link this video
>>52541159
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4e4_1433251860
>>52540844
not to mention in Brazil or anywhere in latin america 99% of the murders are just criminals killing each other.
your house won't get randomly blown up around here.
>>52541252
God damn shitskins, when will they learn.
>>52539306
Feels good
>>52540846
Well, going by numbers, you have more people killed than us, but proportionally, Colombia's rate is a bit higher.
is there 1 country south of the usa border that isn't a shit hole?
like hell where did spain fuck up? engalnd's 2 colonies are the shining example of 1st world countries but spain and portugal's colonies are all 3rd world shitholes where most of the worlds drugs are made.
>>52543762
>engalnd's 2 colonies
lol
the uk had 30+ colonies and only like 3 of them are successful countries.
>>52543824
Yeah I think he's only referring to the american continent
>>52539531
Go to Europe my friend, soon enough you will pass as local there. :^)
>>52539695
João is right, listen to him. Stick to upper class places and you won't die.
>>52543762
Canada and USA was meant to be a civilization since its very beginning. The brits travelled to this place to build a society, not to explore.
Spanish and portugal's shitholes in the past was nothing but gold mines where they could explore without any restriction.
>>52538502
>Gets de-limbed and then decapitated
They never decapitate people because of that, 99% of the time they'll just shot your car with ak-47's and ar-15's, what is funny because these guns are banned from civilian ownership.
>>52548357
>what is funny because these guns are banned from civilian ownership.
>expecting criminals to obey the law
Topkek.
>>52548357
>never decapitate people
do you want me to link countless liveleak videos of decapitations in brazil?
>>52551181
100% in prisions. They don't do that in real life. They use guns.
>>52551229
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2ed_1432075070
that's a funny looking prison
Took me 1 second to find that, I can get more
>>52551229
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1ad_1447754317&comments=1
Hey what prison is this?
>>52539066
Maggots did nothing wrong. They only eat dead flesh and are sometime medically used.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maggot_therapy
#StopMaggotHate
>>52551297
This is an isolated case of assassination.
>>52551367
This is a prision
>>52538502
Be a tourist
>go to Australia
>get raped and tortured
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/australasia/dutch-tourist-kidnapped-in-australia-raped-and-beaten-in-six-week-ordeal-10146111.html
>>52538502
Quality Australian posting
>>52551460
>http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1ad_1447754317&comments=1
You said they don't behead people, Isolated or not I wasn't lying.
Video states that the second beheading took place on a street when two rival gangs had a confrontation or that the victim was a rapist. Conflicting stories but it is stated nowhere that this is a prison as you suggest.
>>52551586
The second video is crearly from a prision.
Beheading assassinations are rare as fuck.
These cases are 99,99% in prisions.
Here people kill under guns
>>52551586
>>52551654
Doesn't looks like a prison to me. There's only men there, though. No children, no women. It's quite debatable.
>>52551514
Oh shit crime happens here! wow! You know crime happens in every country in the world right? Thing is we don't have people getting hacked to pieces on city streets while a crowd watches and just accepts it like it happens everyday.
>The rate of homicide victimisation has never exceeded two per 100,000 in Australia
>In 2012, Brazil had a murder rate of 25.2 per 100,000 population
nice ratio you got there.
>>52551709
Seriously now, why do you care so much? Why the fuck are getting this buttblasted over our homicidal ratio? It's none of your business if we kill each other here. Go fuck yourself, cunt.
>>52551709
What are you saying? Rape cases in Australia is common as fuck.
>>52538502
Brazil is a fun, party loving safe place to go.
>>52538909
Why can't you even lie properly?
>>52543762
Argentina, Chile and Uruguay are both safer and cozier than the US in my opinion.
>>52551697
E de uma prisão do Maranhão. Só tem homem ali.
>>52551709
>Thing is we don't have people getting hacked to pieces on city streets while a crowd watches and just accepts it like it happens everyday.
Wut
You are just showing how stupid you all are.
>implying everyplace here is the same
>implying the whole country is made of slums
>implying all black people you'll find here are criminals
Also, City of God and Elite Squad are about the reality of SLUMS, not normal cities. But I know that I can't expect foreigners to be smart, mainly Americans and Australians.
BTW stay out of here, please.We don't need more shitty visiting our country.
>>52551836
>Argentina, Chile and Uruguay
Tudo meme, taxas de roubos altíssimas.
>>52551901
shitty people*
