>browse /int/ everyday
>read english posts by foreign trash
>their American english begins to infect me
>subconsciously type "color" "favor" etc
FUCKING STOP IT YOU CUNTS
How would you feel if I started dating your mom, but instead of making love to her I anally raped her. Holy shit
american english is the one true english dude
just accept the inevitable bro
your mind is too weak
go get help
These autistic NZ threads need to stop, the color of their flag is shit too, do me a favor and kill yourself.
>>52535784
All this rage for "u"?
>>52535784
American English is the best English
>>52535784
Yo shold start speaking American like the rest of us already. Stop being so sor abot it.
Just change your browser language to UK English
>>52535784
>How would you feel if I started dating your mom
if you're hot I would just brag about how attractive my future step-dad is while i'm at the gay club
and then i'd start making sexual advances on you and scare you away desu senpai baka
>>52535864
It's all the same guy I think
They're always accompanied by a stupid frog as well
>>52536103
I'm pretty sure he's the same kiwi that makes the shitty faux pas stories too
>>52535784
>mom
fuck off yank
>>52536148
he's probably an Aussie on holiday desu
>speak American English
>know that it's wrong
>speak Rest-of-the-anglo-world-except-Canada English
>everybody thinks you're illiterate
What do you prefer?
>>52535784
>>52536103
samefag
>>52535881
UUUU
UUUU
UUUU
UUUU
>>52535881
(You)
>>52536199
>>52536256
all me
>>52536148
I enjoyed the green text story of the kiwi that tried to learn French
>>52535864
>favor
learn to spell properly you fucking kraut
>>52536306
haven't seen that one, post
I wish I saved the sissy sally socks one that actually made me laff. the rest are mediocre
There's actually only one New Zealander on /int/
Sometimes I have conversations with myself to make it seem like we're a real country.
>>52536364
No I don't
>>52536354
I don't think I saved it but I'll check for it
>>52536403
haha, hello me!
>>52536447
This was me too
>>52535864
>>52536103
I like to post happy frog
That doesn't make me an autistic loner like OP.
If I have a story I will post it on /reddit9000/
>>52536468
Haha, jk, proxy off now
>be UK
>be completely BTFO by its colonies in one way or another
Sorry mate
>>52535784
Use this
I'm actually the polish poster who hates Australia. It would be too obvious if I posted with my main flag
>>52536475
haha just gave myself 2 (You)s what am I like?
>>52536599
absolute madman
now I'm gonna get double dubs
>Australian
>Complaining how others talk
You can't make this shit up
>>52536586
He's actually a nice guy though
>>52536645
whoops, forgot to turn me proxy off! All better now
>>52536645
He's actually complaining how others spell you downy
>>52536645
>American
>Eyesight
>>52536661
I'm not
>>52536702
just kidding, I'm super nice
>>52536586
kak dela pan Polack?
>>52536702
>>52536713
t. Marble Barite
>>52535784
calm down.
>>52536723
haraszo, spasiba
>>52536736
sorry
American english > British english
T B H
there's literally nothing wrong with posting frogs
>>52536790
Intelligent toaddisplayer
>>52536790
indeed
>>52536790
>>52536812
>>52536831
all three of these posts were me, I'd just like to acknowledge that.
I'd also like to remind everyone that Pavlova is a NZ invention and Australia is an emu puppet state.
>>52536891
there is literally nothing wrong with being an emu puppet state
>>52536695
>Me
>Caring
You're all a bunch of tropical desert prison monkeys to me
>>52536942
t. Emu Birdosa
>>52536960
I already know you don't care about your eyesight, Clapistan, I literally just said that.
Try leaning closer to the screen.
>>52536960
Are you posting this from an official government designated freedom cage? I wouldn't want to have to report you to the authorities
>>52535784
>>52535831
>getting infected by degeneracy
This is why oceania is a joke desu
>>52537201
both of those posts were me
>>52535864
He's one of the best shitposters though. It always made me laugh when the first post of every "/int/ banter ranking" thread would be him having an autism attack about NZ's absence on the ranking.
>>52535881
There was a lot of rage for six million of 'u'. You should understand.
I like this new proxy meme
>>52537893
giving myself a (You)
>>52537659
ayyy
>>52537916
>>52537893
giving myself two (You)'s
>>52538029
whoa whoa stop... this one's for (You)
>>52538132
>This (You)'s for (You) Alexa
>>52535784
NZ and kiwis are already very Americanised.
>>52538220
ahah just kidding
>>52538220
just testing this proxy
>>52538220
Americanisation's rooted in the fibre of this country now
American here ask me anything
>>52538546
Fuck off yank
All the American students here are so fucking loud and obnoxious
>>52538569
could I pass as a local in your country?
>>52538220
Samefag desu
>>52536192
What? Everyone but English speaks American.
>>52538851
Not OP. Just a Brit here who can see the americanisation clear as day
kiwis should just use their own spelling rules that reflect their dialect imo
>>52539343
nuh thits a shut ideah
>>52535784
Eat my dick bruh.
>Go to Australia
>Hear the real accent and not the played up one
>Huh they sound not too different from Americans....
>Go to Ireland
>Hear the real accent and not the played up one
>Huh, they sound almost the same as Americans...
>Go to Scotland
>Hear the real accent and not the Glasgow one
>Huh, they sound pretty close to Americans as well
>Go to England
>Hear the real accent and not the made up one (Queen's English)
>They all sound retarded and you could hop one town over and hear a different variation on retarded
What's with the English guys? Why do they all talk so backwards?
>>52539419
please?
>>52539185
>who can see the americanisation clear as day
The fuck you gonna do about it?
>>52540281
HOL UP
