T-thanks, France
Top kek
>trusting the French
>ever
>french """"""""""""""""""engineering"""""""""""
>>52528894
Seriously, why not save the money for a future Europa/Ganymede mission? Mars is a dead rock.
>>52529531
>literal perfide albion calling us traitorous
master kek
>two years until we can draw a dick with a new rover
whoop de doo
>>52528894
Why does France treat us like such shit?
HONHONHON EAT SHIT ANGLOS
>>52531131
Just because WE HATE EVERYONE
Nah more seriously shit happens
It's just banter
>>52531175
But you hate us the most, it's rude and uncalled for.
>>52531271
>You hate us the most
M8 after all the bullshit you threw at us after our refusal to join the Iraq war in 2003 don't be surprised
>>52529531
BASED MITTERRAND
>>52531310
>bullshit
We weren't even being that mean!
>>52531496
>Freedom fries
>Le french are cowards xDDDDD
>Thinking about removing our seat as a permanent member of the ONU's security council
Nah, that was ridiculous and we didn't deserve any of this at all. You participated into ruinning our image for the rest of the world, that's not what you'd expect from an allied country. So don't be surprised now.
Tho the point of OP's post was a mistake from us of course and wasn't done on purpose.
>>52531642
lmao
>>52531694
Whatever
>French engineering
kek stick to being cucks
>>52531723
i tell french posters every time that noone took freedom fries seriously aside from bush and you dont believe me so i just "lmao" whenever it's brought up now
>>52531799
Not that guy, but nobody cares about how you call fries to be quite perfectly honest with you my good m8. As for our international reputation, who gives a shit. People saying words somewhere don't bother me, and it shouldn't bother you either.
>implying they're really in mars and not landing in arizona
>>52529531
>Perfidious Albion calling anyone untrustworthy
>>52531642
I love self-obsessed French posts like these. The ones that say America hates France and turned the world against it. It really just goes to show how purely narcissistic their society as a whole.
Thanks, France, now we can't draw an even bigger dick in the Martian ferrous sand.
>>52528894
fucking isis refugees sabotaging space
They really should have domestic backup
Having international cooperation is cool but it should not hinder launch schedual
>seismometer registers 9.5 richter quakes with each scientist step
>w-we're not fat, the instrument is faulty
>>52538783
don't bully
>>52538783
>>52528894
>French space agency
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4CGwSqrGq8
>>52531642
we should have removed you and given your seat to poland, our true ally.
>>52538453
A couple decades back the feds put a restriction on exporting space instruments or instrument designs. The idea was to protect the american lead in space tech and prevent anti-US countries from getting space technologies.
Turns out that space exploration instrumentation is such a small market that there's no way to keep a company afloat when you can sell to just a single country. Most of the US companies that built space rated instruments went out of business or stopped making them - which is one of the main reasons why whenever NASA does an international thing the euros build our instruments and antennas.
I heard French invented bicycle. Mercy, France.
>>52540986
It's part of ITAR and the satellite restrictions were enacted in 1999
>>52541038
>you will never ride a space bicycle
why do we bother living
>>52542805
So that one day, a drugged up human can win the Tour de Mars.
>>52528894
France can't into decent technology, everyone knows that.
If you need good astronaut food, that's when you turn to the French, otherwise for engineering stuff in general go German.
>>52538783
Why are the French so incapable
>>52537768
>ferrous
on the risk of sounding like an autist: are the Martian sands largely ferrous, or ferric?
Iron(II) or iron(III) ?
>>52528894
It's a seismometer not a seismoyard.
Sorry.
>>52550200
Top kek
>>52528894
B-based ally, right ?
>>52550015
In any case not waffle material
>>52529770
As are Europa and Ganymede. They may have ice, but their atmospheres are even thinner than Mars'.
>>52529531
>hurr durr
You threaten us to nuke Buenos Aires if we didn't help you becauser your "rule the waves british marine" get rekt by some old Dassault Jetfighter with Exocets.
You forced us so don't expect a full cooperation.
>>52528894
>>52549973
>>52531768
>>52549656
We have provided multiple scientist instrument for the Curiosity rover and those work perfectly. Stop trashing.
>>52540883
WE WUZ ASTRONAUTS AND SHIT
>>52528894
>Meanwhile, the European Space Agency is planning its own March launch to Mars, a Trace Gas Orbiter.
>>52550486
>We
>implying a useless NEET on 4chan has anything to do with one of the world's largest space agencies aside from living in the vague vicinity of it
>>52548167
And loose his nuts
>>52528894
Go ask Russia for help
Im sure they will totaly help
>>52528894
Admit it Nasa you just ran out of top tier Nazi era German engineers
>tfw you will never live on Mars
>>52550308
Always
>>52550486
>You threaten us to nuke Buenos Aires
That is a myth, it never happened
Why do they keep sending rovers there anyway? How many will the new one make it? Should send an astronaut or two with it instead desu.
>>52528894
Doesn't matter, the thing would have probably exploded on launch knowing it was done by NASA and Americans.
>>52550200
underrated
>>52555626
No
Mars is robot only planet
softu skinu go home
>>52556672
Why do you think that
>>52540883
ebin, yang
>>52551047
Dedicate yourself to it and maybe it could happen.
