>Being economically outdone by fucking CHAD
>No sea access
>Army consists of just SIX FUCKING THOUSAND personnel
>Lower FIFA ranking than CANADA
>>52525826
>Lower FIFA ranking than CANADA
Honestly didn't even know that was possible.
>>52525826
France and the Ivory Coast killed Thomas Sankara and forever plunged the country into ruin
He took them from famine to food surplus in a few short years
What a shame
>>52526046
Color me surprized
Fuck burkina faso football team
Sounds like something out of Star Trek tbqh
>changes name from Upper Volta which is way fucking cooler than Burkina Faso desu
>>52526160
>ywn see them tour with Mars Volta
i've seen this colors before...
>>52526047
>>52526160
Why are you so fucking bad at soccer btw?
The name of the Capital city sounds like pure nonsense
>>52526252
I have never met someone from Burkina Faso in my life.
I'm just very interested in the country's time with Thomas Sankara.
He's a leader the a lot of African countries need and he was killed by foreign powers.
>>52526252
Everywhere besides BC (where I live) plays hockey almost exclusively for 8 months of the year because it's cold as fuck and you can't play anything else on ice.
>>52526357
I was talking about Canada you idiot. Why is Canada so awful ar soccer?
>>52526239
t. Alberto puta que vos pariu.
>>52526394
Because soccer is for faggots and only faggy countries play it
>>52525826
there's a burkinabé phd student at my uni who taught my econometrics class last semester, very chill and laid back, super smart
>>52526376
It's like that where I live too, and it's irrelevant. There is simply no reason why Canada should be that astonishly terribad at a children's sport.
>>52526458
>DAMAGE CONTROL
>>52526283
>an anglo try to pronounce "Ouagadougou" near me
>>52526458
Agreed, but then it stands to reason Canada would be at least average.
>>52526524
Isn't that like 60 spots higher than where they were last year though?
>>52526458
proof that canada and the US are the same
>>52526533
Could you vocaroo you saying it?
I didn't even know this country existed.
>>52526533
Yeah say it mamadou
>>52526458
Flagged to t.justin trudeau Al-Britani
>>52526586
I dunno lad. We're ranked right above Ghana, and if you know soccer, you know that's notbad.jpg
>>52526698
He's right though. There's a reason we have to pay Germans to play for our national team.
>>52526750
And to launch spaceships too
>>52526657
>>52526698
>a salty subhuman replies in an humor thread
Fucking trash
>>52526713
we're not bad at it but the majority of people think it sucks
>>52526956
Your team have the best physical endurence for sure
>>52526956
It does suck but that's why we need to be good at it.
Did you ever go to /sp/ during the world cup? The amount of fractured asses the US causes in Yuros is hilarious. Doubly so because they will rage for an entire thread against an American who clearly doesn't give a fuck about the sport and is just there to remind places like Portugal that we're better than them.
>>52527005
MMM Alergia thinks our soccer team is /fit/
>>52526047
African warlords have a genuine fender and all I have is a knock off
>>52527157
Well yeah nigger African warlords are rich.
>>52526047
The reason why I'm happy everytime a terrorist attack takes place France desu senpai
>>52527157
He was the president and a veteran not some warlord out for riches.
Ouagadougou literally sounds like the stereotypical oooga booga african language. Didn't they just have a failed coup too? Then the AU suspended them? top kok at burkina faso. Yamoussoukro is a cooler capital name anyway.
>>52525826
>No sea access
Arent all these countries with no sea access quite shite at anything?
>>52527810
protip: type ooga booga agga in google translator and select somali
I've got this Burkinabè student from Bobo-Dioulasso in my class at university. Really nice guy btw.
>>52527939
looks like a muzzie praying lmao
>>52526252
because soccer is a fucking gay sport for Africans and communist Europeasants
>>52528673
>mfw he is praying into the wrong direction
Absolutely Haram
>>52528594
>Really nice guy btw.
t.not burkinabe immigrant in paris
>>52528779
Of course it is, that's why it's important to beat yuropoors in it because they cry.
>>52527939
The central african band is on the shortlist of the objectively worst places to live, along with the Guinea (West African coastal region) and Somalia.
Niger has been edging Liberia etc for lowest HDI, lately. Also you're in the desert.
>>52527939
Chad actually a decently effective non-corrupt military by African standards.
>>52528673
OTR
>>52528903
I live in Mulhouse, the guy was here for his studies.
>>52527939
I don't know.
>>52529002
chad has the least internet circulation (or whatever it's called) in the world. They're the most technologically illiterate country in the world
>>52525826
you sound like a Burkinean is your ex's new bf or like a butthurt Guinean thinking they're stealing your jobs. I know Guineans who seriously say this
>>52529413
>I know Guineans
Why does that not surprise me
>>52526524
>all brown countries
I though Browns were good at soccer?
>>52529343
Yes but he said "if anything." Chad really does have a decent a military by shithole African standards. They're usually the only sizable competent forces in AU peacekeeping missions.
>>52529494
>They're usually the only sizable competent forces in AU peacekeeping missions.
Are you srs? They were literally going into the Central African Republic and indiscriminately massacring people there.
>>52526524
>Better than 3 Latin American country and one European one.
Also we ALMOST won that shitty CONCACAF championship.
>>52528964
>Also you're in the desert.
Thats the biggest issue i guess.
>>52529002
>Chad actually a decently effective non-corrupt military by African standards.
Seems that way 2bh. Based Chad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsyM6p2hNqE
>>52529591
Again, African standards: that qualifies as effective there.
>tfw a rare Burkina Faso flag posts " ;-; " and never posts again
>tfw some people want to banter him some more but it hits everybody, really hard - we made a rare flag cry, AND he still has to live in fucking Burkina Faso after getting bantered
>tfw everyone feels awful
>>52529945
just because an intelligent Sudan flag-poster posts on /int/ regularly doesn't mean that it's not a shit country, Helmut.
>>52530492
>Sudan
Well I agree that it isnt a shitty country, but arent they still doing better then the others though?
>>52531001
* it IS a shitty country
REEE FUCK YOU EX FRENCH PIECE OF SHIT
