1. cunt
2. what does your morning routine look like, /int/?
>>52524900
>having a routine
what are you a robot?
I set my alarm to 7:30, get out of bed around 7:50, wash my face with a hot cloth, shove 1-3 spoons of cereal down my throat and leave the house. I shower before bed.
>Wake up
>Survive
>Go back to sleep
Repeat.
>>52525199
>i shower before bed
you must be one of those stinking people at work that people avoid due to the smell
>>52525247
Luis Suarez knows what's up
>>52525310
Nah those are pakis, bud. And they can't shower their stink away.
>>52525310
if you smell 12 hours after taking a shower then you must be one disgusting mofo t b h
>>52525355
Must be one of those Arab comics that are read from the right to the left
>wake up at 2pm
>browse the internet all day until the evening
>work the night shift at some warehouse
>don't shower or get ready until the last minute
>repeat
I don't even have mornings any more
shit, shower, shave, breakfast.
takes like 30-40 mins
Get dressed, brew myself coffee, drink the coffee, smoke one or two, get into the bathroom.....
7:45 - waking up
7.50 - shower
8.00 - breakfast
8:10 - cigarette with a coffee
8:15 - brushing teeth
8:18 - getting dressed
8:21 - tram to work
>>52525425
left > right
>>52524900
>get up
>shit
>shower if i didn't do it before bed yesterday
>put on clothes
>breakfast
>teeth
>out the door
>>52525608
Stop ruining my shitposts
1. wake up
2. brush teeth
3. go to shower
4. change to clean clothes
5. eat eggs
6. shit
7. don't wipe
8. bussing to work
who showers in the morning, do you guys go to bed dirty? How can you stand sleeping in dirty sheets?
8:45 wake up, poop
8:48 take dog out to poop
8:52 shower
8:58 turn on my computer
9:00 start working
>>52525712
>don't wipe
Absolute madman
09:00 wake up & shower
10:00 gym, every other day
11:00 - 11.30 arrive to work
Life is good as a developer.
>>52525590
I shit at work
I need to take a walk before I have the urge to defecate
>>52524900
Wake up at 20:30
Prepare coffee
Watch some news
Have coffee
Put clothes on
Brush teeth
Comb my hair
Leave at 9:15
5:20 wake up
5:30 shower
5:50 eat breakfast, brush teeth
6:10 leave for work
7:00 arrive to work
>>52525824
when do u go to bed m8
>>52524900
>6am - wake up
>6:10 - cleaned my face and fixed my bedhair
>6:20 - bought bread
>6:25 - finished making my work lunch
>6:35 - finished eating my breakfast
>6:50 - finished taking massive ogre shit
>6:55 - brushed my teeth
>6:58 - going out to catch a bus which leaves at 7:05
wake up
shower
eat
memepost
eat
memepost
fap
cry
sleep
>>52525824
holy shit
exactly the same for me.
Times and all...!
>>52525891
whoah maybe u guys work at the same place?!?!
>>52525921
And maybe they sleep in the same bed!
6 - wake up
6:10 - take a piss and brush my teeth
6:20 - walk with my dog
6:45 - eat something
7 - shower
7:30 - go to work
>>52525921
tapahdu
which means: tapa ittes
7:00 wake up
7:05 take a dump if im feelin it
7:10 shower
7:20 shave, moisturize my face
7:25 make breakfast, eat it while on my pc
7:45 leave for work
>all these cold flags waking up early
how
>>52525355
>spending 12 (TWELVE) hours taking a dump and fap
>>52525979
VIHHU! VIHHU!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMd2HbavHks
8:00 - wake up and have a shower
8:10 - put on work clothes and have something to eat
8:25 - early morning shitpost
8:50 - get in car and drive to work
>waking up before 7
Kill yourselfs
4:00 - Wake up
4:10 - Shower, brush teeth
4:30 - Dress
4:40 - Prepare breakfast - eat
5:00 - Go to school
6:30 - Arrive at uni
>>52526096
all that weed makes it impossible to get up before 7 eh?
>>52526071
>not spending 23 hours and 59 minutes
>>52526081
Jäbä relaa hei....
Etsä ymmärrä.... läppää??
...daiju............
>>52526096
>waking up at all
this nightmare just doesn't end
>>52526096
can't dude, even on sunday my focking dog wake me
8:15 - wake up
8:20 - put some clothes on
8:25 - leave home
>10min to take a shit
That is terrible
you should enjoy your morning shits
Wake up at 6
piss
shave
eat my shitty breakfast , bread and water
dress myself
leave at 6:30
fuck this shit
8:10 alarm goes off
8:13 hurl myself out of bed and go take a shit
8:18 put on clothes
8:20 start eating breakfast while reading /nachtschicht/ of last night
8:30 brush teeth, put on some cologne and pack my stuff
8:38 move out of house to catch the train
>>52524900
>implying I shit in 10 minutes
>>52524900
3:30pm wake up
3:31pm 4chan
4:00am go to sleep
3am - wake up
3:01 - do a shit and have a wank
5:00 - have a shower and a wank or two
6:30 - eat breakfast
7:00 - do another shit
9:00 - have a wank
9:30 - drive to work
2:01 wake up
2:12 take a shower
2:27 brush teeth
2:29 exercise
2:59 breakfast
3:30 leave for work
3:31 arrive at work
12:30PM - Wake up
12:31PM - Try not to kill self
>>52526185
>>52526224
>anglo diet
>>52524900
1) Clothe myself
2) Piss
3) Morning exercise (sit-ups, push-ups etc)
4) Brush teeth
5) Misc. washing (arm-pits, ears, etc)
6) Get dressed and go out
Steps 4,5,6 are skipped on saturdays, sundays
>>52524900
let alarm to 6:55
going to bathroom, piss, poo, washing hands, face, hair. Shaving face. It's 7:25, wearing clothes, it's 7:30, next eating smtg fast a go to job 7:35-40. I'm in job 7:55.
work to 16,
Go to home
Petting my cat
turn on computer, In the meantime removing my clothes and going to bathroom,
later going to computer, shitpost on 4chan, later make some dinner for myselfe
In the meantime giving cat kitekat food.
Going back to computer with food, eating, lurking, watching movies and playing games.
...fck it's 23:50... it's time to sleep...
fast shower it's 0:15, fast prayer, set alarm on 6:55 and going to sleep.
>>52526250
where do you work?
takes me literally 30 seconds to 1 minute to shit. I squat on the toilet and it all comes out at once, in one evenly shaped log
why does it take you fuckers so long?
>>52526307
good, poland gives his love to the cat
>>52526386
All that anal sexing with Jamal must help, we normal people have tighter anuses so it takes a while to push it out. Plus it's nice to read on the toilet.
>>52526386
because I'm browsing 4chan or news sites on my morning shit
>turn off alarm
>sleep 20 more minutes
>wash hair and teeth
>get dressed
>eat yogurt with a slice of bread and a glass of water
>pack up stuff I'll need
>takes for 40 minutes for all that, if I finish sooner I listen to some music
>go wait the tram
>>52525775
How can you be a developer if you can't do shit in a logical order. Why the fuck do you shower before going to the gym?
>>52524900
>wake up
>pee
>feed kot
>make coffee
>drink coffee while shitposting
I wake up, see if my girlfriend is in the mood. If she is we fuck then I shower. Then clothes and out the door. If she not in the mood I jerk off in the shower. Get ready then out the door.
>>52524900
>>52526421
I have house, nice car and good job but my house is empty. I mean I am alone, I have only cat...
Also i have a lot of cacti, because my cat can't eat them and i need smtg green in my house :^)
I don't have to remember to watered them so this next plus of cacti.
>>52526643
At least he had the time to move the desk to the left
6:00: wake up
6:03: go to the toilet
6:11: have a shower
6:22: shave
6:26: get changed
6:33: change my kids nappy
6:35: give kid to wife for feeding
6:40: eat some fruit
6:50: shitpost on 4 chan
8:15 : Commute to work
>tfw no routine
I'm just living life
>>52526229
heres my real one
7:30 wake up, piss
7:31 get dressed
7:32 run out the door and got to class,
get there at 8
11:00 class is done go to collage library or sleep in car
6:30: wake up
6:35-6:45: shower
6:45-6:55: put on clothes and wait
6:55-7:00: wait for bus
7:03: enter bus
>>52526813
Different camera angles you autistic twat.
>>52526884
do you stand next to people when waiting for the bus?
>>52526895
Actually, it's a drawing so there are no "camera angles" as there is no "camera".
>>52524900
wake up
carefully open one eye very slightly and see if anyone was watching me sleep
put on my clothes that match the wallpaper
slowly creep into the kitchen avoiding windows and direct sunlight
feast on leftovers, get distracted by a trail of crumbs leading into the bathroom, weird, i haven't been there for weeks
remember i have to fetch the mail
wait patiently behind the outer door until no one is in the staircase
sneak up to the mailbox and pull out the mail
someone has entered the staircase, must hide outside
it's raining, wait half an hour just to make sure no one is in eyesight
run back up the stairs, close the door and breathe heavily
have to dry the newspaper, open oven, it's already full of old newspapers molding away
turn on tv news instead, can't stand it, too many people
by this time it is already noon and i have achieved nothing
the rest of my day is a bit more boring
>>52527003
I know. I was about to write "camera angles" in quotation marks, but i didn't bother.
On week days
3-5 wake up
It takes me about 4-8 minutes to get ready and leave. Preperations:
>Brush teeth
>Don Shoes/socks/coat
Sometimes I go to the bathroom.
If it is early, I go on a walk or take a shower, or both. If it is late I go to school/library. These are about ten minutes by foot. Less if you are in a hurry, more if you are my classmates.
After the Library I go to class about half an hour early, and write in my journal. Class gets over (depending on the day) in late morning or afternoon. I tend to go to the library afterwards, but not always. Sometimes I go shopping for food.
I might be back to my starting point by around 11-14. Afterwards, I may go for a walk, or read. Or Both. Or do email. Or come here. Or otherwise do computer stuff.
I do homework later in the evenings. Sometimes I have dinner. Dinner is occasionally my principal meal. Today I had spatzle. Often I eat on walks, or in small broken up snacks, though, and never have proper meals.
About T-30 minutes till bed time. I sometimes go for a short walk, returning at about T-5 minutes. Then I pack my bag, brush my teeth, and take off my shoes and socks. Sometime I change my clothes. I go to bed around 20.
I usually take showers in the morning. I recently realized that the building I live in has very limited hot water at that hour and that was why I had not had a hot shower since I came here. I am considering a policy change.
It is pat my bedtime. This whole vacation thing is screwing up my routines. To Bed with Ye, I say! To bed!
(All times in UTC)
theres 2 settings
A: AKA what im supposed to do
Wake up at 7
shower/shave til 720
Get dressed
Out the door by 740
I skip breakfast, but usually read the news between dressing and 740
B: AKA late
Wake up at 750
Out the door by 755
>shower night before
>6:30am wake up
>get dressed
>wash face
>brush teeth
>mouthwash
>go to Starbucks for coffee
>go to work
>>52526969
No, and if I have to there is a silent rule of 2-5 meters of personal space at bus stop unless it is really crowded
>>52527017
are you a dog?
captcha: 911
>4:40 wake up
>shit if I have to, depends.
>4:43-4:53 morning stretch
>4:53-5:00 brush teeth, quick greek yogurt and banana
>5:00- 5:12 drive to gym
>5:12-6:00ish start workout-finish workout
>6:00-6:12 drive back home
>6:12-6:25 make and eat oatmeal
>6:25-6:40 shower
>6:40-7:00 get ready to leave
>7:05 leave
700 wakeup, brush teeth
710 microwave 1 pizza pocket, make coffee
715-740 eat while reading news
740-750 shit
750 shower, dress
800 leave for school
>>52527219
>4:40 wake up
>7:05 leave
When you going sleep?
>>52526243
Why the hell do you wake up so early for?
>>52527165
literally autism the country
>>52527017
>>52527321
And that is news to you, or anyone at all?
>wake up
>can't wake up
>15:49:06
Wake up
>15:49:14
Realize you have no reason to wake up
>15:49:21
Go back to sleep
>>52527219
>4:40 wake up
Sounds like living hell.
>>52527321
It is about the same here. And when I have been in the US, it was about the same.
If you are with friends, you are close. Otherwise, give people space.
7:10- Wake up
7:15- Take a shit
7:30- Breakfast
7:40- Brush teeth
7:50- Leave for auni
7:55- Arrive to uni
6:40 wake up
6:45 shower
6:50 dry off and take nap
7:00 wake up from nap and get dressed
7:10 go to the train station.
>>52527402
Last summer I woke up just about every day at 4:40 (local time) by choice. People did not bother me. It was grand.
>>52525807
basically this on my days off
>wake up
>pee
>brush teeth
>have breakfast
>shit
>shower
>put on clothes
>brush teeth again
>put on perfume
>go to morning classes
This takes me an hour or less.
>>52527464
>going back to bed after waking up
>>52527504
I also went to sleep about 3:30 am last summer. Because, you know, nobody bothers me from 11 pm 'til morning.
>>52527219
isn't that a bit early a bet your tired all day from not enough sleep.
do you go to bed at 7:00pm or something to make that 4:40am wake up.
fuck that, i'm not that keen.
06:00 wake up
06:30 drink first coffee
07:00 shit/shower
07:30 drive to wörk
18:00 end of wörk
18:30 drinking beer
00:30 sleep
>>52527464
>6:50 dry off and take nap
>7:00 wake up from nap and get dressed
You sound like a person of exceptional willpower.
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>>52527575
pee and shit together and you can save time!
>8:00
Wake up, brush teeth, get dressed.
>8:30
Eat breakfast
>9:00 - 10:00
Browse forums, browse news sites, play games.
>10:00
Get gym clothes, food, shaker ready.
>10:30
Walk to gym.
>12:00
Finish gym, shower at gym.
>13:00
Home, eat lunch, watch television.
>14:00- 17:00
Study.
>17:00
Eat dinner
>17:30
Continue studying
>19:00
Eat exactly 2 sandwiches
>19:30
Hit up gaming station, maybe some friends on skype and play video games (weed and beer if weekend)
>22:30
Start getting ready for bed, brush teeth,
>23:00/00:00
Sleep
>>52527219
wish I could get my ass out of bed and go work out. fuck.
I wanna go run early in the morning but I'm a grill and convinced I'll just get myself raped
>>52525590
>>52525654
>>52525823
>>52525824
>>52525879
>>52526220
>eating and drinking breakfast before brushing your teeth
Absolutely pig disgusting
>9:00 wake up
>9:05 shower
>9:25 wash face with cosmetics
>9:35 shave
>9:50 get dressed
>10:00 leave house
I shit at work and dont eat breakfast.
>>52527366
im just acting like a newfag to be a cyberbully
>>52527733
>convinced I'll just get myself raped
Just say "yes" then
>>52527675
Can't shit before drinking my coffe. That's just insane.
7:00 - wake up
7:10 - breakfest
7:25 - daily heroin dose
7:45 - walk to bus stop
8:00 - cigarette while waiting for bus
9:20 - arrive at work
9:25 - coffee
9:30 - day begins
>wake up whenever
>roll out of bed
>browse internet or play video games
>read
>mummy brings meals to my room
>go to sleep whenever
>repeat
It's hard out here for a NEET
6:30 wake up
put sports wear on
40-50 mins of cardio
30mins of meditation
Take shower
Grooming
Dress up while wife serves the break fast
Eat
Work till 14:00pm
Assuming it's a day that I don't have work or school in the morning or at noon:
>Wake up anywhere between 9-12 am
>Lay in bed for about 5-10 minutes
>Go take a shower, brush my teeth (in the shower) if I can taste my breath
>Go back to bed
>Lay there for up to another hour either just napping or browsing the internet (usually 4chan) on my phone
>Get out and get dressed
>Turn my computer on
>Take a shit
Wake up at 600, wake up the gf so she can get ready for work
sleep until 630, then actually get up
start coffee, relieve myself, and shower while the coffee brews
Grab cup of coffee after I get out of the shower and dressed at 640
Sit around and do idle morning browsing while sipping my coffee
Leave the house at 700 while gf is still getting ready
>>52527733
>being a grill
>telling everyone about it
WOMEN YES
Coffee, cig, taking a dump.
>>52526306
>3) Morning exercise (sit-ups, push-ups etc)
Completely pointless. You should just sleep longer and do a proper exercise after work.
>>52527804
>wake up
>have breakfast
>shit and pee
>shower
>put on clothes
>brush teeth
>put on perfume
>go to morning classes
just made you life better, no need to thank me
>>52524900
6:30 alarm goes off
6:30-6:45: be half awake lamenting the fact the my alarm has woken me
6:45-7:00: get dressed, pack up bag if not done night before, piss (I shower at night)
7:00: walk to train station to go to work
>>52527905
t. broscientist
>>52527670
No the I have an agreement with the people I live with to bodyslam me if I am on my bed at 7:01, the fear of getting bodyslammed gets me back up.
>>52527849
we'll die if we go too long without (you)s
>>52527905
>>52527978
PC-bro?
>>52527269
I go to sleep around 9:35-10:00 pm, life is suffering polack friend but I have to make the best of it.
>>52527402
Only on the weekdays, 5 days a week. I can manage.
>>52527736
are you actually retarded
>wake up between 7 and 11 am
>try to think of a reason to get out of bed
>can't
>try to sleep again until i absolutely can't anymore
>finally get up because i guess i'm getting kind of hungry
>have breakfast, start thinking about going to bed again
>>52527759
>9:25 wash face with cosmetics
What kind of cunt destroyer are you?
>snooze
>snooze
>snooze
>try to open eyes
>fail
>snooze a couple more times
>stumble out of bed on all fours
>fall asleep on the floor
>get up
>trip on computer charger because my eyes are still closed
>
>gradually manage to open one eye
>check morning wood
>vigorous scratch to mah balls
>get out of bedroom
>switch bathroom lights on
>God.exe
>retinas fucking gone forever man
>crawl to the toilet
>piss all over the fucking room because morning wood
>don't care
>slowly make my way to the kitchen
>fall asleep twice in the hallway
>somehow manage to assemble the most complicated machine known to man aka my moka pot
>take yoghurt out of the fridge and eat it with my fingers
>zone out waiting for moka to be done
>ponder the meaning of life
>coffee is ready
>burn my tongue
>ready for another productive day :DD
>>52528278
this
>>52527978
I don't think you build any muscle with that, you just burn calories.
>>52528474
well have you considered the possibility that not every man is brainwahsed into becoming the next muscle mountain? :DD
>>52525712
who has time to shit in the morning? that takes like 40 minutes
Just wake up whenever
If it's before 6 I go running in the dark and quiet and cold
If it's after 6 then I guess I'm being lazy that day
Then do whatever during the day, I don't necessarily like existence. Right now I'm in bed and it's 1820 and I just want to sleep so I don't have to be in this tired/awake awkward limbo.
>>52528524
Push ups make you good at push ups. Once you can do a lot of them, like I probably need an hour and a half of time to get sore from them, a little morning excercise isn't going to do anything.
pain and regrets
6:40 - Wake up, bathroom routine
6:50 - eat, coffee
7:00 - dick around, do some work
7:30 - get dressed, leave
>>52528524
Stay small faggot.
>>52528338
fucking hell i can't breath
I'm laughing too hard, fuck.
It reminds me of my serb friend that tells me what he does every lunch break.
working at supermarket is cool so many /balkan/ friends too bad my boss is fat ass indian that can't take a joke.
Ive started to notice some things that germans and anglos always get the nice lazy jobs
while us greeks and other balkanites get the shitty labor jobs, fuck this earth.
>>52524900
has anyone done the dick-o-copter move ? you move your hips round and round and your dick swirls like a rotor blade
>>52528785
have fun lifting your buttpartner, faggot
In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
>>52528681
you miss the point entirely: it's not about building muscle, it's about getting the juices flowing and your metabolism going
>wake up at 4pm
>shitpost on 4chan
>go to sleep at 8am
>>52529005
it feels very nice and you can save on gas.
>>52528785
>>52529142
Yeah... burn calories and get hungrier during work. I would rather put that energy into a proper workout.
>exam at 9:30
>wake up at 9:00
>>52526794
You are a good pole. Bless you.
>>52528633
Are you fucked m8?
Maybe you should consult a doctor.
4:30 Wake Up
4:35 Get Dressed
4:40 Eat a Snack
5:00 Arrive at Gym
5:05 Work out
6:00 Return home
6:10 Take Shower.
6:30 Get dressed for real
6:50 Leave house
7:40 Arrive at work.
>wake up at a different time every day
>have a shower
>sit down and spend the day on 4chan
>>52524900
wake up
tap the snooze button
repeat 5 times
really wake up
take a piss
drink an expresso coffee and smoke
take a shower
shave if needed
get dressed
try to find matching socks
finish dressing
drink another expresso
get to the car and go to work
5:45 wake up
5:47 get out of bed, start preparing breakfast
5:50 pee in lee
5:55 eat breakfast
6:00 wash face, armpits, brush teeth
6:03 get comfy back under the bed covers
6:08 realize I have to get up, get dressed
6:15-20 leave house
6:47 get on train to the uni
6:45 wake up
7:15 breakfast
7:45 leave by YAMAHA
8:45 start work
>7:00 wake up
>7:20 get out of bed
>7:25 shit
>7:30 shower and brush teeth and piss at the same time
>7:50 put leftover food from yesterday in microwave and get coffee brewing
>7:55 shave face and turn on radio for news
>8:00 eat and drink
>8:15 floss and brush teeth
>8:25 piss
>8:30 get on bus
>8:50 arrive at work
Wagecuck life is shit desu
7:30 wake up
7:35 quick handjob with the bf
7:50 take a shower
8:00 have breakfast
8:20 leave for work
8:40 drop bf off at work
8:50 get to work
9:00 start work
CAN'T WAKE UP
>>52531915
At least you're not a Walloon or a shitskin.
Wake up
Take a piss in the closet
Go to the bathroom, brush my teeth and wash my face
Make a coffee
Turn on my notebook
Go to sleep
Repeat
>>52524900
1. Wake up
2. Shower
3. Pee in shower
4. Shitpost
5. Get dressed
6. Breakfast
7. Shitpost
Timing may vary. Usually not up until at least 2 these days.
7:00 wake up
7:10 grab a brush and put a little makeup
7:15 hide the scars to fade away the shakeup
7:20 why did you leave the keys up on the table
7:25 here we go; create another fable
8:00 he wanted to
can't wake up
don't want to wake up
i'm going to be late for work
hit snooze for xth time
i will be late for work
wake up
attempt to find clean clothes
fail
dress like mismatched idiot with cleanest clothes
brush hair
consider suicide as an alternative
go to work
>>52525355
tfw came so hard I went back in time one minute
>>52527733
>I'm a grill
>>52524900
>09:00 wake up
>09:05 bathroom
>09:10 change clothes
>09:15 work (I have my workshop in my house)
>12:00 go to gym
>13:00 shower
>14:00 lunch
>15:00 siesta
>16:00 keep working
>20:00 tfwnogf time
>22:00 dinner
>23:00 more tfwnogf time
>01:00 sleep
>>52534611
thank you
5:00 Wake up due to raging morning wood.
5:15 Either rub it out or endure it.
5:30 Shower.
5:40 Eat breakfast.
6:00 Check internet for various things.
7:00 Get dressed.
7:15 Make coffee.
7:30 Leave.
>5am wakey wakey
>5:05am make coffee
>5:40am take post coffee shit
>6am 20 minute yoga routine
>6:30am go to school if I have it that day, work out if I don't
awake up after i have had enough sleep
do stuff
eat 2 hours later
eat again in 5-6 hours
sleep
i just
>8:30am wake up and hit snooze two+ times
>9:05am rush outta bed and do morning stuff (brush teeth, dress, etc) usually because I snoozed twice I don't take a shower, a lot of days I don't even brush my hair and just throw a hat on
>9:20ish run outta the house to my car and drive to work
Usually still ~5 minutes late desu all while flipping out on the way at any car thats slightly slower than what I'm doing because I realize I'm gonna be late from snoozing twice.
Actually the time I wake up doesn't seem to matter.. I've had shifts that start later and I still do the same shit even if it's I gotta leave by 10:20.
>>52529151
That pic is so deep
>>52526386
>I squat on the toilet
uhhh what?
You're doing it wrong Sven
>Sometime between 15:00 and 18:30 wake up
>stumble to bathroom to empty over filled bladder.
>dress more or less.
>turn on PC and sit in front of it until
>19:00 food stuff
>more online crap
>21:00 put on work clothes
>21:30 off to work
>22:00-07:00 slave
>07:30 -+ Home
>Shower
>08:00 -+Turn on PC, food stuff, more online crap
>09:30 bed.
Repeat 5 days a week.
(no shit. this is my life)
>>52542896
You poor soul
7:45 wake up
7:48 breakfast (a piece of bread I bought the previous day)
7:54 drink water or tea
7:55 pee
7:56 brush my teeth/shave
8:00 dress up
8:10 head for work
8:20 arrive at my office
22:30 finish work
0:00 go to bed
>>52543416
Lies
5:40 Wake up.
5:41 Ps-s-s-s-s.
5:45 Brush my teeth.
6:00 Go for a run.
6:30 Come back and take a shower.
6:45 Make then eat a breakfast.
7:15 Brush my teeth.
7:20 Do whatever I planned for today.
11:00 Leave for work.
11:50 Arrive at work.
12:00 Turn on my computer, shitpost and read e-mails.
12:20 start working.
wake up
survive
go to sleep
>>52535875
dude was in an airplane toilet travelling from the east to the west
>>52526185
I take 20 minute long shits, it's glorious. I feel so empty and clean afterwards. I don't leave the toilet until every single poo inside of me, no matter how small, goes straight into the loo.
>>52527736
WTF man.
>>52524900
flag
I do whatever I want.
>>52524900
10.45 - get up
10.50 - eat
11.00 - go to work
12.00 - arrive at work
>>52540232
It's actually the right way. I would like to shit in holes, like the 3rd worlders do.
6:30 alarm goes off smoke cigs in bed
7:30 get dressed brush teeth
7:35 speed to work
8:00 pull into job site
wake up, brush teeth, shower, moisturize face while getting a cup of coffee, let coffee cool while putting on make up, get dressed, do hair, take coffee and banana with me to eat and drink on the way to work
12:00 wake up from sleep
12:15 sit before computer naked, chat, 4chan, read, play games, watch videos
20:00 order a pizza or something
21:00 eat before computer, chat, 4chan, read, play games, watch videos
03:00 start to get tired go take a hot shower
04:00 wash teeth
04:15 go to bed
>>52547572
nerdor pls
>people brush teeth after breakfast
You realize that you damage your teeth that way? While you're sleeping bacteria live and multiply on your teeth, since there is no saliva to wash them off. When you eat you leave pieces of food on your teeth, which those bacteria eat. After bacteria eat, they shit on your teeth and that shit softens enamel and when you brush your teeth you damage it.
5:53 wake up
5:53 -6:08 piss, eat, brush teeth
6:08-6:12 dress, put hair up
6:12-6:45 browse internets
6:45-6:55 walk to metro
>04:30 - 04:35
Wake up, piss, smoke a cigarette, and turn on computer.
>04:35 - 06:15
Drink a beer or two while listening to music or watching videos with 4chan always open.
>06:15 - 07:00
Shower, brush teeth, get dressed, and go to work.
>>52547688
u jelly?
>>52525355
Sauce on that doujin?
>5:30
wake up
>5:31
drink a bit of water, wash face, brush teeth, shave, shit if i need to
>5:40
go running+calisthenics
>6:10
stretch
>6:20
>cook and eat breakfast
>6:40
jerk off
>6:45
shower
>6:50
dress
>6:55
shitpost
>7:30
leave
>wake up late in the evening
>lay in bed for like an hour
>go to kitchen and eat the leftovers that my mum left or cereal
>turn on pc
>make a shitpost thread on 4chan
>play vidya
>watch anime
>shitpost on 4chan, that thread is still up lmao
>fap
>eat a second time if I feel like it
>take a shit before bed
>by the time my day ended I've been up for more than 24h
Living the dream
>taking a shit in the morning
savages
7:30 wake up
7:30-35 make coffee
7:35-7:45 shower
7:45-8:10 eat breakfast
8:10-8:20 put on clothes and prepare
8:25 travel to education
8:35 arrive
>Waking up in the morning
11am- Alarm goes off, set alarm for noon and drift in the cozy state of half-sleep for another hour.
12pm- Second alarm goes off, get up, make coffee. Fuck around on the internet for an hour, drinking coffee.
1pm- Each lunch and knock out a couple episode of the Great War on youtube. After lunch is finished, spend the rest of the time on German Duolingo until 2:40.
2:40pm- Leave for work.
3pm- Arrive at work.
>>52547847
Don't you brush your teeth before going to sleep?
>>52524900
delet this sexist image right now
>>52524900
>11:00 wake up and take a shower
>11:30 breakfast in the bar
>12:00 gym
>13:00 beers and tapas with friends
>14:00 arrive at home, take lunch
>14:30 siesta
>17:30 wake up of siesta
>>52524900
7:00-7:10 wake up
7:10 piss, take a shit (long and nice :DDD), get clothed
7:20 eat breakfast
7:26 brush teeth
8:00 arrive at school or be late as usual
