Something happened to me last Thursday when I was driving home. I had
a couple of miles to go. I looked up and saw a glowing orange object in the
sky, to the east. It was moving very irregularly...suddenly, there was intense
light all around me and when I came to, I was home. What do you think
happened to me...?
>>52524378
Ayyliums
>>52524378
Allah in his wisdom saw it fit to transport you back to the time of the Moorish Caliphate and show you ennobling visions of your ancestors' daring feats of camelry and jihad, but your third eye was closed due to your consumption of haram port wine. Go back to the roots, Alberto.
>>52524378
You witnessed a birth of another Alberto Barbosa.
>>52524378
You got Barbosa'd
>>52524378
Ayy lmao
>>52524378
Weather balloon
>>52524378
>be me
>be poortugal
>driving home
>I look out when driving
>I see a strange orange light
>I know who it is now after witnessing countless shitposts
>it is Barbossa
>completely naked, his speed creates a path of orange fire behind him
> he lands
>looks at me
> I drop my pants and bend over to my moorish overlord
> he thrusts
>it feels so good
>I can feel his halal sausage inside me
>pulsating
>he finishes, tearing my asshole apart as he removes his megacock from my boipucci
>I feel so good to please him
>go back home
>post on /int/
>what was that light?
I don't believe you
>driving home
>driving
theres no cars in Portugal, good story tho
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>using the portugal flag on an unrelated thread
great way to get attention, Alberto
???
>>52524378
>miles
HOL UP
>>52525476
obvious emu is obvious.
Quando um Alberto Barbosa
Nas maos de um bom lutador
A proprio guerreiro mourisco
A cantar seja quem for
Eu quero que o meu caixao
Tenha uma forma bizarra
A forma de um coraçao
A forma de Alberto Barbosa
Alberto, Alberto Barbosa
Eu venho chorar contigo
Sinto mais suave a vida
Quando tu choras comigo
>>52525577
>Aussie shitposters
>miles
>>52524378
>to the east
It was me.
>>52525476
>>52525577
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>52525681
They don't use it? my bad
>>52525789
Only trumpriech and ebolaland use freedom units
And maybe burmayanmar
I hear it's amazing when the famous giant purple stuffed worm in flapjaw space, with a tuning fork, does a raw blink on Hairi Kairi Rock.
I need scissors
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