>wake up
>ghetto beast is sifting through your refrigerator
What do?
Fuck her right in the ass.
Run out of my apartment and call 911
W-who are you t-thats my food
pull my pants all down
call animal control
HOL UP
*smacks lips*
>>52521808
You're not funny
>>52521614
> see belzebub's tatoo on her neck
> *unzips templar sword
>>52521777
What a savage!
*jungle fever intensifies*
Scalp her
Run out of the house, lock her inside and wait for the police.
>>52521709
This. While shes chowing down on some cheese or some shit, I'd be drilling for oil in that butt.
>>52521834
*clicks reply*
SO YOU BE SAYIN
*types in captcha*
I AINT FUNNY
>>52521614
start rapping or just shouting black-sounding things in the assumption it will immediately begin furiously twerking and gradually lead it out of my house
>>52521958
You are not funny
Grape
>>52521614
>inverted pentagram
the devil hath cometh
*shoots her*
BACK THE FUCK OFF?!?!
>>52521958
Madman
>>52522023
FAGGOT
A
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G
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why do niggers stink like shit
>>52522044
>BACK THE FUCK OFF?!?!
>that meme
call immigration because only haitians are indecent enough to go through your shit
Step away from the fridge, miss. It's a gentleman's duty to cook food for a lady. ;)
>>52521614
There's nothing in my fridge but mustard, half a lime and two hardboiled eggs.
I don't think I'd care too much as long as the rest of my stuff wasn't stolen.
>>52521936
>waiting for the police
>in Brazil
>>52521614
*unzips dick*
Follow my training from Duke Skywalker's instructional videos
>>52521834
>>52522023
>>52521614
I'd grab her by the neck and start jacking it until I cum on her ass.
>>52521614
Grab her by the waist and bend her over the table and fuck her right then and there.
Get the fuck out.
I ain't losing my virginity to nigger rape and we all know what will happen once she finishes with the fried chicken.
