i have disposable income

I don't see why we should go to war with countries that are similar to us.

there is no chance that drinking tap water will give me listeria

Feels good knowing who my father is.

>>52516351
You Poles will never be as good shitposters as the Aussies m8, even if you've been trying extremely hard for the past days

I can't wait to see my kids when I get home from work, I love them so much

>>52519949
>estados unidos
>anglo
toplel

i'm gonna go to maccas then drop by the servo this arvo to pump up the tires for the trip to Kalgoorlie mate

>>52519949
There is no need to pretende on internet, shitavious

I have better economic opportunities than going abroad to be a plumber

Actually no, I did not steal this bike from the Netherlands

Considering suicide again.

bloody hell i've gained 5 stones, i knew i shouldn't have eaten all those 5/16 pound burgers

I understand all of the references in my movies, music and video games

Whats a kilo meter?

>>52523452
Kilometre*

I know I won't starve to death if I don't find a buyer for my apples.

This fine French restaurant sure has a lot to offer, I wonder if there's any burgers on the menu though?

Ah there we go, in the childrens menu..
I'll take two

>>52523452
yuropoor measurement
>i'm 0.00187km tall
can't make this shit up

Friendly reminder that Americans aren't Anglo

>>52523510
>French spelling
When will the Brits stop being such cucks to the Frenchies?

>>52523746
t. Chang

>>52523871
t. Juan

>>52523835
t. cucks to every nation on the planet

>>52516351

i have several articles of clothing that i never wear

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I say, would you happen to, err, mind if I was so bold as to post a meme, as it were? Quite sorry and all that, but I do happen to be keen on frogs, you see. Mnyes. Quite.

>>52523931
me too, because they no longer fit