the first person to set foot on mars will be an American

Why spend all this money to go for a little walk?

Where are the space colonies?

This planet isn't being unfucked anytime soon.

>the first person to set foot on mars will be non-white

>>52515133
>Ayyliums
>not white

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>people will complain about what kind of shirts he wears

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>>52515239
>he has to put a rainbow flag on it

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>>52515113

We need another spacerace for that to happen. Maybe it will now, Russia and China are planning manned moon missions.

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;_;

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Are you ready for 2030?

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>>52514978
>americans keep their shoes on Mars

>>52514978

So there won't be any intelligent life on Mars for a while.

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>>52514978
Hahahahahahahahahahahahah
Good joke m8

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>>52515734