>Australians will never ever have a snowball fight with their friends
>they will never build a snowman and blow him up with fireworks afterwards
>they will never lick a lamp pole at -10°C and loose part of their tongue
>fucking losers, mang
>germans will never be funny
>>52499483
for the first time ever i'm actually upset about something i read here
>>52499483
>Australians will never be flooded by 1+ million afghans and africans in a single year.
>>52499483
>germany will never be free from the t*rks or syrians
>>52499531
>>Australians will never be flooded by 1+ million afghans and africans in a single year.
but you will very soon
>Being Santa Clause is the most dangerous job in Australia, because you will very likely get a heat stroke inside the costume
>>52499483
I have been to the snow, we have alps I live 2 hours from them
>you will never have a barby at the beach on christmas day, with your family and m8s
JUST KILL YOURSELF HANS
>>52499483
>Heard you talking shit about our snow
>this thread
STOP
JUST FUCKING STOP
>>52499680
nice kangaroo jizz, mate
>>52499755
Cunt, those are wallabies!
Ruthless critters, will tear your throat out for so much as looking at them cross eyed.
>>52499491
you just don't get our ultra-intellectual humour
>sleepy little australian farming villages will never find themselves completely outnumbered ten to one by middle eastern refugees overnight
