>cook a full English breakfast for my Italian girlfriend
>tells me having bacon for breakfast is 'weird'
you continentals have no taste
>getting your italian gf's mustache greasy
what were you thinking
>>52498893
It's fun to kiss her and taste the bacon though
>>52498862
What does such a breakfest contain my island inhabitant friend?
>>52498862
wheres the hash?
>>52498862
Can you please cook me an English breakfast? I will appreciate it and also suck your English cock.
>>52498862
We are used to have pastries for breakfast, not meat, eggs and whatever that stuff in your pic is
other way around nigel
you cant cook for shit
>>52498946
You need to git gud m8
is her muff hairy like a gorilla
but full english is so wholehearty it makes your intestines clog
>>52498977
>you need to follow the eating habits of one of the countries with the worst cuisine in the world and the highest obesity rates of Europe
How about no
>>52498920
Second English Civil War incoming
you should make her a big cappuccino after dinner, they love that
>everyone is weird but me
>>52499017
your breakfast food is shit desu senpai
>>52499017
>with the worst cuisine in the world
Memes
>And the highest obesity rates in Europe
...Yeah OK
>bacon
your breakfast is too haram for her t.b.h.
>>52499057
The /int/ motto.
>>52498920
MUST HAVES: eggs, bacon, sausages, baked beans in tomato sauce, toast or fried bread, tomatoes either tinned or sliced and preferably fried or grilled, a strong cup of english breakfast tea with milk and sugar
OPTIONAL: black pudding, mushrooms, fried spam, slices of buttered bread
>>52499073
>>52499017
actually Malta is fatter than the UK
>>52498862
it's just a polite way of telling you that you suck at cooking/your national cousine sucks
>>52499017
I'll let that one go lad because I like Italian pasta dishes
>>52499100
>OPTIONAL: black pudding
reeeee get out get gout GET OUT
>>52499100
>tea with milk
eww
>>52499132
Black pudding is fucking delicious it should be compulsory
>>52499140
It's English Breakfast Tea that's made to be had with milk, not green tea m8 so stop complaining about things you've never tried.
>>52499132
a lot of people don't like it, personally I love it
>>52498862
>>52498977
>>52499017
>>52499062
>>52499073
>>52499100
>>52499128
>>52499132
>British """""""""""cuisine"""""""""""
>It's a Fish Salad
>>52499132
fag
>>52499140
some tea is designed to have tea (English breakfast) others aren't
I never understood how uneducated most of you are about tea
>>52498862
To be fair, Carbonara (Literally eggs bacon and pasta) is a common main there.
It would be like someone making us shepards pie for breakfast.
>>52499132
This. It may have just been the novelty of trying something new, but black pudding was my favorite part of breakfast in my trip to the UK.
>>52499140
Pleb.
>not knowing some teas take milk.
>>52499182
Do Italians only eat bacon in carbonara? That makes no sense m8.
>>52499166
Australia's most famous culinary contribution is an insect larvae you dig up, so I wouldn't get too smug
>>52498862
When I was in school I loved it when the cafe would serve hash brown triangles. I honestly thought that they were unique to the American south!! Glad to know British enjoy them too!! (=
>>52499269
They've made their way into the full English Breakfast even though they're not supposed to be there.
They're tasty desu
>>52499100
oh yeah I forgot to add hash browns to the Optional group
>>52499182
I traveled Italy and in all honesty their food is incredibly underwhelming. It varies a lot by region but it generally consists of pasta with a little bit of tomato. France was boring too but Spain had delicious food.
All 'italian' food that anglos eat is just their shitty wog recipes that Americans and brits have vastly improved. Same with Mexican, Chinese and Indian food
>>52499269
:)
>>52499017
Basically this. I like many english dishes and cheddar is one of my favorite cheese but britbongos generally have really bad eating habits and can't cook for their lives.
>>52499331
you should go to Sicily, they have the best food
>>52499366
I didn't. I wish I did. I went from Naples to Venice then West to France
>>52499331
>It varies a lot by region but it generally consists of pasta with a little bit of tomato
What kind of shitty restaurants have you been to? Most of Northern and Central Italy have little to no pasta dishes in their traditional cuisine, let alone tomato
>>52499408
visited Milan once
they had square pizzas served cold as a snack
>>52499408
>we don't JUST eat pasta I swear!!!
>>52499427
What really?
>>52499432
If we are talking about everyday food, pasta is in every meal, but if you go to a restaurant you shouldn't eat ordinary meals
>>52499408
>t. terrone
>>52499470
oh m8, most Italian pizzerias are really bad and for tourists
>>52499470
well yeah was just as miffed to taste them
>>52499237
Nah mate, meat pies and Fosters lager are our contribution to the culinary world.
>>52499478
Terroni are the chief pasta eaters m8, and what they eat is what passes for Italian cuisine internationally due to muh heritage Italoamericans
>>52499563
true, but terroni food is better than northerners, your gelato especially is shit
>>52499535
Meat pies are ours
>>52499607
Nah mate, fish salad and boiled potato is Britain's contribution
>>52498862
It's your own fault for mating with a jf.
>>52499535
meat pies are older than australia, but you were the first to slip a shrimp on the barbie :^)
>>52499600
T. Terrone working as a janitor in London
>>52499100
> Black pudding
> Mushrooms
> Optional
End yourself.
>>52499161
>>52499197
what texture is it supposed to have? When I tried making some it disintegrated into something like mashed potatoes.
Is Blutwurst not the same as black pudding?
>>52499705
We also invented lederhosen and Sauerbraten
>>52499101
No, the only guys fatter than you are Hungarians, and only because Tengri cursed them
>>52499736
that is normal, it's supposed to break apart when cooked
>>52499781
Our lower classes think eating takeaways for breakfast lunch and dinner is good for you.
>>52499781
Well obesity alone doesn't measure fatness, if you add overweight to both figures the UK may be lower if Malta happens to have a lot of overweight people
>>52499754
australiae est imperare orbi universo
>>52499830
Well, I was talking about obesity, not just overweight
>>52499816
You must have a lot of lower class people then
>>52499830
I wonder what it counts as overweight.
>>52499865
We do.
The only fat people I see are plebs when I go cities and large towns. Even then they're not America-tier fat. I never see people that fat.
>>52499865
I honestly think it's bullshit, everyone in Italy over 30 is fat, that pasta gets you in old age
>he doesn't have microwaved Weetabix for breakfast everyday with milk and berries
>>52499830
>>52499882
Oh dw a BMI of 30 or more.
That's really fucking high desu
>>52499892
>microwaved Weetabix
Why would you do that?
>>52499890
>bullshit
Fuck off yank
>>52499882
25-30 BMI is overweight, 30+ is obese
Also the "America tier fat" people can mostly be found in the South and Midwest, elsewhere it's people as you describe, probably pretty close to the 30
>>52499736
Yes blutwurst is the same as black pudding
>>52499929
bullshit is a british expression you underaged pleb
>>52499968
>1915, American English slang
>>52498862
desu english breakfast is plenty good if you have an active lifestyle/need lots of energy and need to skip lunch. Not so much otherwise.
>>52498862
Bacon for breakfast is great. I like fried eggs with it.
>>52499781
I love how they were actually cursed though lol. Didn't they betray an allied tribe back on the steppe or something?
>>52499781
Wait, we aren't the skinny ones right? HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING.
>>52499366
Sardinia has some really nice dishes as well. Had a deal once and flew there with my gf for 50eu each, round trip. It was winter and it was about 16 degrees there, so basically like fresh summer weather over here. No tourists in that time of year, so the island is your playground, and the people are actually really friendly when the island isnt overrun with tourists. So 10/10 would advise.
>Italian Girlfriend
>Literally flushing your Anglo-Saxon master genes down the toilet
What the fuck lad?
>>52499427
>>52499470
I got what you're talking about that pizzeria works because it's close to the main touristic sites and it's full of tourists...Italians usually don't like it
>>52500306
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BfahbXepYs
>>52498998
>wholehearty
Somehow I know exactly what you meant by this.
>>52499427
You were ripped off, pizza al trancio should be hot. Unless we are talking about something like sardenara, but I don't think that's the case
>>52500306
>Implying anywhere outside the Danelaw isn't majority Celt to this day.
Lad your country is known for fucking ugly chicks, while Italy quite the contrary. Embrace it and improve your genetics.
wtf? Bacon? Aurrrgh
>>52500387
>calling that food
It's no wonder the British are so depressed, considering all their food is shit.
>>52500434
>Italian women being known for anything other than moustaches and drama
>>52499180
>some tea is designed to have tea
Did you stay up all night, england-tan? I think you need some more sleep
>>52499331
This is a nice display of ignorance, we an infinite amount of different dishes that don't include pasta and tomato; why don't you speak about something after you've learned a bit about it?
BTW I'm OK with this if you're trolling, which means I took this shitty bait
>>52500615
>tfw up all night, going to work in 1 1/2 hours and I'll be talking like that
>>52499017
>I eat fucking cakes for breakfast
>lol ur fat
[spoiler]Irish[/spoiler] Breakfast
>plenty of fats, protein, vitamins and minerals
Italian breakfast
>sugar
>sugar
>more sugar
Also what the fuck is up with your orange juice and bread. Your bread is fucking sweet.The orange juice is also sweet as fuck(but I guess it's fruit juice what can you expect)
>>52499100
>tea with sugar
literally subhuman
>>52499861
>Finger food for breakfast
Fucking bogans.
>>52500849
Sign of being working class desu
>>52499781
>once again portugal on the red
nice meme
>>52500352
>The international model, Lily Cole
Pointy knees 2/10 would not bang
>>52499331
have a (You) sheepfucker for the effort
what a shit bait
>>52500769
yeah, sometime you put cheese in the pasta!
>>52498862
I like english breakfast once every six months or so, but I think I couldn't have every weekend or more often than that
>>52500866
Someone once told me you cunts put the milk in first and then the tea, is that true ?
>>52500988
No, only some people do but they're twats.
>>52500988
>>52501003
I always put the milk and sugar in first, fuck you
>>52501065
>and sugar
Fucking hell you're even more of a twat
>>52501091
whatever, enjoy your public school you posh cunt
As an itallian american i enjoy large breakfast like i enjoy the second amendment.
>>52501229
>Italian American
>having any say about what Italians do
Am I the only one excited that want to have some English breakfast? I love tea, I used to drink black tea with milk and cinnamon. 10/10
>>52501229
as a true italian american, I can't stand eating even eggs for breakfast. I have to be up for a few hours before I can stomach that shit.
>>52501730
>as a true italian american
This is fucking hysterical
>eating greasy meat for breakfast
>ever
Disgusting bongs and murilards
>>52501833
>>52501300
sorry, motherland is irrelevant. Only diaspora matters.
>not just making porridge for breakfast
>>52499736
Its not like mashed potato, its quite solid but crumbles somewhat.
>>52499658
this guy must be an immigrant or something, his bants are really weak.
>>52501875
Mamma mia can I have-a some fettuccini Alfredo and pastrami after my frappuccino and pizza pie?
>>52499100
>bread
>optional
wew
>>52501875
I bet you talk with a brooklyn accent even though you live in some shitty fly over state and talk about how your "mama" makes the best risotto
>>52498862
>Anglo """""""""""cuisine"""""""""""
No wonder you're so fucking fat.
>>52500306
>Anlgo genes
>masterrace
>>52501730
>Hurr durr I'm basically Italian
Are Americans this desperate for some kind of history they come with all this bullshit?
>>52502546
Yes, that's also why they are so obsessed with whiteness and haplogroups, they desperately want to be part of something greater than them
>>52500813
>Your bread is fucking sweet.
>The orange juice is also sweet as fuck
I feel like our cuisine would be a lot better if our culture was more family orientated like Latin countries are, we just don't learn cooking from our mummy.
>>52498862
Get rid of her
>>52503412
orange juice should be sour and have a kick to it, not full of sugar and sweeteners
>>52502546
I was born in Italy and my family moved to the better continent when I was 8. Stay salty sausage-guzzler.
>>52503516
>orange juice should be sour and have a kick to it,
Which is how it served here?
>>52500813
Protip: at breakfast you are not expected to drink more than a small cup of coffee or a small cappuccino and have a small pastry like a cornetto, it nets way less calories than your fuckhuge breakfasts full of pork and potatoes
to be frank fraternity, I don't get the obsession with sweetness for breakfast either. I don't even eat breakfast, I just eat lunch right after waking and (and "skip" breakfast or regular lunch around noon). I like salt/savoury foods much more in the morning.
>>52503848
>Not eating lots for your most important meal of the day
No wonder you Italians are such manlets
>>52503886
>believing bullshit manufactured by the breakfast cereals industry
No wonder Brits are so fat and prone to heart failure
>>52504006
You can lose weight, but you can't gain height
>>52504006
Maybe if you had bigger breakfasts in ww2 you would've have been so embarrassing.
>>52504048
>You can lose weight
Not if you eat like the average Brit
>>52498862
Bacon is disgusting.
>inb4 Ahmed
>>52504058
You know m8, I think you might be on to something. Romans had big breakfasts and they were mighty indeed. Perhaps Italians only eating coffee and pastries like a 13 year old girl is what has led to them being so shit at everything?
>>52504154
It explains the American's military prowess too.
>>52504150
>David Goldberg
>be Italian
>wake up
>go downstairs
>mother makes me breakfast
>take 3 showers and get dressed
>go to wife's mother's house
>sit with my 7 children while my wife's mother makes breakfast
>nap for 3 hours
>go to work as fashion designer on perfectly timed trains
>nap for 2 hours
>go home
>mother makes me dinner
>>52504312
>his sister goes to the UK because her Italian family are fucking losers
>gets married to a British man who isn't obsessed with his mother
>>52498934
Do you think that body is fueled by fried potatoes?
>>52504631
I'm a powerlifter and I eat fried potatoes tbqh lad
>>52504745
Are you David Gandy?
>>52499100
>tea with milk and sugar
>OPTIONAL
>mushrooms
you people are weird. After Bacons, eggs and toast, mushrooms are the most important element in a fry up.
>>52506716
I agree.
>>52499100
>>52498862
>cooking bacon instead of eating it raw
Are you a gay woman? Then it's ok.
>>52506902
what exactly is so disgusting about that? are you a vegetarian?
>>52506941
>wanting intestinal parasites
lmao
>>52507091
Of course, Hakim, bacon is full of parasites.
>>52498862
I've never enjoyed bacon with breakfast to be honest family.
I prefer my eggs poached, with sides of spinach, ham and mushroom.
>>52506902
>sweden calling other cuisines disgusting
