The president of the Philippines inserts his blood-filled penis in between this woman's moist succulent vagina lips whenever he wants to.
You dare talk shit about the Philippines even after knowing this fact?
>how push up you want this bra senpai
>all the way up
Sure why the fuck not.
>>52493136
What do the Philippines have to offer me, other than 8c han?
I'll talk shit about any normies I see.
>>52493136
t. Jose Banguio Aquino
She's German, not Filipino
I also read from a German paper that Ms. Germany claimed that nobody voted for her and they were rooting for Colombia to win
So? Some of history's biggest badarses were wizards. Hole don't make the man.
>>52493136
great body for a flip
>>52493178
>Good food
>Good-natured people
>Beautiful beaches
>Lovely scenery
>Robust culture
>Excellent singers
>Rich history
>Fluent English speakers
>>52493136
FACT:
FILIPINOS ARE MOST POWERFUL RACE IN THIS WORLD
>>52493136
I wanna insert my blood-filled penis first before him. I wanna make love with her while she wears her bikini and as I pump my penis deep in her vagina, I remove her bra and panties. Whatevs, I'll find a white qt girl instead.
>>52493238
>Good food
Insular SE Asian food is fucking disgusting, I can't finish a fucking meal from Indonesia or the Philippines
>Good-natured people
Maybe it's just me, but all their immigrants are the fucking worst
>Beautiful beaches
>Lovely scenery
Can't argue with those
>Robust culture
Beating each other with sticks counts as culture?
>Excellent singers
Wew lad
>Rich history
Literally just Islam, colonisation and revolutions
>Fluent English speakers
With shitty accents
>>52493136
8/10
Would impregnate with halfies
I've never talked shit about the Philippines.
>>52493362
>Singapore
Shitty food
Stuck-up materialistic people who are fake as shit
Crowded beaches where Singachinks where long sleeves so they don't tan
Concrete everywhere
No unique culture lah
No famous singers ever
History is like 60 years. Only became rich because of taxes and lucked out on location
Worst English accent in the universe siao lah
>>52493362
t. Amos Lee
>>52493641
Pretty much agree with all that except the first point tbqh
Is she mixed? I don't know any gooks that look like that.
>>52493641
t. Pinoy in USA
Why go so far to work tho, why not go to Singapore or Hong Kong to be a maid?
>>52493707
German citizen
>>52493362
>singapore
>culture
inb4 w-who n-nneeds c-cculture? w-wwe r-richer t-than y-you!
>>52493739
>implying anyone in SEA has a respectable culture in the first place
I may be a self-hating cunt, but the Philippines aren't any better
>>52493641
I find it hilarious and ironic coming from Singapore who complains about Philippine English accents.
>>52493713
>to be a maid
How utterly original. Did you come up with that yourself?
>>52493770
>implying you have to be superior to complain about something
The Singaporean and Filipino accents are the worst English accents out of Africa. I don't speak with the Singaporean accent myself.
>>52493804
>Filipinos slave themselves so much to superior Chinese people that they it's ingrained in their """""culture"""""
>>52493760
>>52493829
>self-hating
>I don't speak with the Singaporean accent myself.
Amos, is that you? You enjoyed scarfing down those bananas when you were released from jail?
>>52493879
>Amos, is that you
Nah, that lad's a cunt.
I know quite several people who don't use the Singaporean accent. It isn't unusual.
>mention Philippines
>people are butthurt
HOW CAN WE EVER PLEASE YOU????? ALL YOU DO IS FUCKING COMPLAIN AND BE BUTTHURT THAT WE LIVE IN YOUR COUNTRY
FUCK YOU, +5000000 MORE MAID FOR YOUR COUNTRY, I DONT CARE ANYMORE
>>52493203
Duh she looks atleast 50% White
>>52493829
Philippines have the best English from Asia which isn't saying much but it is still 10x better than anywhere outside of Europe. Germans have the best English accent of anyone who doesn't speak English natively.
>>52493948
Best English? Yeah, probably.
But best English accent? The upper-caste Indian accent is better tbqh
>>52493136
she's a way better looking than the Colombian one.
the colombian looks like a granny and seems old
>>52493924
>50% white
>no white features
>literally a brownie
At least we didn't send a darkie :^)
>>52493713
>Flip maids in the USA
We have spics to do that
>>52493981
t. Pajeet
>>52493912
Even our colonies can't handle the banter :^)
Ngl Philippines aren't relevant enough for most people to talk shit about.
>>52494067
BECAUSE IT'S NOT FAIR!!!! PEOPLE ARENT SUPPOSED TO BE BUTTHURT TOWARDS US. IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR!!!!!! I DONT WANT TO SEE PEOPLE BUTTHURT BECAUSE OF MY COUNTRY
>>52494128
You're misusing the term butthurt, I'll go tell Russia.
>Be Filipino
>Mind your own business, never talk shit about anyone
>People start talking shit about Filipinos for no reason
What is it about us that causes such astronomical levels of butthurt in other people?
>>52494226
Your emigrants, those that come here at least.
>>52494226
>Be Mexican
>Mind your own business, never talk shit about anyone
>People start talking shit about Mexicans for no reason
hint: both nations were colonised by the spanish
>>52494295
I thought there was an unspoken rule that you can't post on /int/ unless you're an actual country. That means you, city-state.
>>52494338
it is quite amazing a poor ass city-state outperforms an entire nation that was the 2nd richest in asia post WW2, no?
>>52493136
how did that thing win tho
6/10
>>52494405
her feet look like snake skin too desu
>>52494226
Success breeds jealousy :^)
>>52494428
>Philippines
>Success
oh i am laffin
>>52494360
the poor ass city-state didn't have a despot who plunged the entire country into chaos
>>52493136
She doesn't really look like a Philippino to me.
>>52494460
nah, we had the despot with the right state of mind
;^)
>>52494468
philippinos are living human-dna cocktails, each one is a unique mix of dna
desu it isn't always bad, i knew alot of qt pinoys when i was in secondary school
>>52494460
>implying Philippines would be better off without Marcos
>Filipinos actually believe this
>>52494487
dictator ≠despot
>>52494520
>Marcos
>good
>let me tell you about your own country
>>52494128
don't worry my dear MNNA everything will be fine
>>52494554
he certainly was good for us
;^)
The funny thing is America never really wanted your country to begin with, just won it by default when we beat the Spanish. All we ever got out of it was a couple military bases and a shit ton of terrorists and revolts, oh and more immigrants
Phillipians come to America and shit it up and all you ever do is talk about how flipz #1 best pplz, when you are literally the mexicans of asia. Each flip that comes here is just another space that should have gone to one of the smart asians who could actually contribute to our society. Your only cultural contributions are this bitch, Manny Pacquiao, and Taboo from the Black Eyed Peas.
Even Poo in Loos are better, at least they can into engineering and medicine
>this fact
>implying i talk shit about the philippines
>>52494610
oh and roguestar
>>52494360
>Hurr Durr Why don't you have as many appliances as we do? Why don't you wear brand-name clothing? How come you don't drive a Lexus? Hurr I eat filet mignon every night, how bout you?
Singapore Pride, people.
>>52494610
t. Raj Patel
>>52494663
I'm not even talking about that, just clean water, fairly good internet and mostly safe streets
ph would consider those three a very large improvement if they were implemented in the phillipines
>>52494514
That's pretty much it. We're like the Brazilians of the east. Just less white and a lot more brown.
>>52494663
Then what is pinoy pride to you? Shitting up your host country? Please, do enlighten me I hear this phrase all the time
>>52494769
>Indians will actually call themselves Poo in Loos
Why don't you call yourselves parasites then?
Lots of people at the chemical plant iwork at have philly or thai wifes.. some of them work here as cleaners ..pretty nice folks always smiling
>>52494798
http://www.happyplanetindex.org/countries/philippines/
http://www.happyplanetindex.org/countries/singapore/
Yeah.
>>52494847
>happiness is all that matters
it is better to be sober than to be delusional
>>52494929
>Hurr Durr just a moment ago wealth was all that mattered
>>52494663
>Hurr Durr Why don't you have as many appliances as we do? Why don't you wear brand-name clothing? How come you don't drive a Lexus? Hurr I eat filet mignon every night, how bout you?
This isn't exclusive to Singapore, its more of an East Asian thing and Singaporeans are just displaced Chinks.
>>52493362
>Filipino Immigrants are the worst?
Most of our kind that go there are our worst. They don't get shit here so they try to get it there.
Our higher tier people would go to Europe or North America though there are still low tier people who get there illegally I assume.
Our lower tier people go to Singapore or Hong Kong.
>>52494974
wealth does matter
im not talking about trillions or even being a multi billionaire but a good economic standing is important here
you can be happy in the moment but it's going to be suffering once you sober up
>>52495032
desu the rich pinoys are ok, they adapt p fast
the only issues might be the maids, afew years back one tried to put period blood into her manager's coffee to woo him.
>>52495032
>Our higher tier people would go to Europe
Not true
Have you seen Italy, UK, France, Greece and Spain?
In Switzerland most Flips there are mail-order brides by Swiss fatties
The more affluent ones end up in Canada and America
>>52493238
>>52493739
>>52493948
>>52494226
>>52494847
These just proves how Insecure many of our cunts are.
>>52495032
>>52495070
This desu, I actually have quite a lot of well integrated Pinoy friends back in school, and most of them would shit over how corrupt and dirty their homeland was.
>>52495109
i'd date some desu
Are the Philippines a second or third world country?
>>52493136
I wanna insert my history-filled re-annexation referendum in inside those smelly Filipino politics.
Come on, Philippines, you know you want to! Just think, we can boot your oligarchs out! Even if your state-level government ends up sucking, at least it'll be leagues better than your current one!
>>52495134
Third but not AfricaTier. We still have sweatshops but we're getting our shit together.
>>52495163
Mindanao is Africa-tier desu
>>52495159
Then we get no vote in your congress just like how you screwed Guam, American Samoa and Puerto Rico.
>>52495032
In the UK we just get your nurses mate, 10s of thousands of them. We have probably 300 of your people i my town, almost everyone a nurse.
>>52494828
>We're like the Brazilians of the east
Where's my Pinoy bunda and tits then?
>>52495134
They were pretty first world from 1901 until 1942 or 1946.
>>52495200
Nurses are better than maids. Deal with it
>>52495191
That's why I said state-level. You listed two non-state commonwealths and a non-state territory.
>>52495070
>one tried to put period blood into her manager's coffee
jesus gypsy dancing christ
>>52495238
shit, it was to make the manager sway towards her
http://globalnation.inquirer.net/38313/singapore-jails-indonesia-maid-for-menstrual-blood-in-coffee
>>52495210
>They were pretty first world from 1901 until 1942 or 1946.
No we weren't but it was infinitely better compared to the Spanish occupation where most people were still living in mud huts and didn't even have plumbing and electricity.
Even our post-war "success" is just pure BS bordering into propaganda, the only thing we had was a head start and it came crashing down when Marcos went full retard in 1972.
>>52493136
>be fillipino
>be most powerful race in the world
>ms universe brings pride back to phillipines
>all pride is lost after 6 garillionth tidel wave
honestly you guys loose like 20k people a year to these storms. just build a fence or something to keep the water out -.-
>>52495306
>Be Indonesian
>Get told that I can use weird voodoo magic with my period blood to make people like me
>Believe it
>>52495374
>he doesn't know that wood element is weak to water element
>>52495394
Pretty much
indo/pinoy maids in general
although i don't blame them, spoopy stuff is the bread n butter in SEA
>>52495404
>using a wood fence
i know 90% of there islands are mud, and its hard to have a resource economy when most they find are bottles at sea
but surely they could melt down the most valuable thing to come out of that country in years (the ms universe tiara) and make a fence or something out of that
>>52495374
Typhoons makes us stronger m8.
Bathala get rids of weak flips every year.
>>52495448
Build a wall
Make Australia pay for it
>>52495452
not true. i was in a bush fire once and now all i can move is my index finger.
>>52495488
>doesnt know that all the world powers will happily put in to isolate the phillipines and stop there attempt of cultural imperialism in the break dancing circuit that rightly belongs to whites
How much BBC do you think the average Miss Universe has taken?
>>52495306
where the fuck did she learn this meme? holy shit, just execute her alreday, nothing value will be lost except few bullets and few dollars executioner fee
Filipinas are fucking crazy, I dated one in high school and she was the horniest fucking girl I've ever met. I would go to her house for Pacquiao fights and there would be like a trillion people there
>>52495495
you don't understand.
It's survival of the fittest being employed.
I wish Australia had this.
>>52495544
Not much really. They're mostly from the elite strata.
They just marry and fuck rich people.
>>52495353
We didn't have mud huts due to the weather it will melt we had bamboo and rattan huts
>>52495566
i dunno but it probabbly is what makes your nation a meme in the eyes of others
>>52495597
but even elite and rich white women loves BBC
Some Filip on here wrote that this image is some sort of inside joke, that powerful has some secondary meaning in the Philippines, was that guy just bullshitting?
>>52495599
We had a bunch of indigenous straw and mud houses.
Bahay-na-bato was only for the rich and famous.
>>52495646
what gay cunts in that pic
>>52495646
every evil nation like china needs evil minion cannon fodders
>>52495691
just about every Filipino teenage male in the United States thinks he's black and will not only dress like that but do things like hip hop dance
Some of the guys in this video are Filip I think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GalM9LBamAQ
>>52495353
>Google what you're referring to
>Get led to a Wikipedia article about the man
>Google leads to the section headlined "Martial Law and the New Society (1972-1981)"
I don't like either of those terms on their own, let alone put together
>Read the section
Jesus Christ what the fuck, this is some Middle Eastern dictator level shit, especially with the way he talks about it
>>52495654
Thoses were piled rocks though.
Even the aetas has no pior technology to build huts from mud.
The more appropriate term if you want to belittle and be derogatory would be stick huts.
>>52495710
Some guy told me that powerful means like smelly so it's some sort of joke along those lines
>>52495807
His reasons were pretty moronic as well, he enacted Martial Law to stop the Philippines into plunging from communism when in truth the Philippines was always the first country to call out gommies in Asia and the last to leave ROC in the bucket when everyone else in the world dumped Taiwan.
Korea? We volunteered when everyone else was rebuilding, we were pretty much rekt just like Warsaw, Tokyo and Berlin.
Vietnam? It ain't me.
Indonesia? We were there helping Sukarno stamp out gommies.
>>52495646
Zoom in on girl in background
>>52495930
Between this and the Philippines being the most pro-American nation in the world, I am increasingly feeling that the Philippines needs more recognition for being absolutely goddamn based.
>>52495962
the white one or the Asiatic one?
>>52495983
http://www.pewglobal.org/database/indicator/1/
They like us more than we do
>>52493238
I used to work with a girl from the Philippines. She was short, ugly, and holy fuck she was annoying. Like god damn shut the fuck up bitch.
>>52496010
Asiatic one. Maximum keks ensue
Thousands of Filipino women tasted Spanih penis during Spanish empire rule.
>>52496010
Precisely my point: I was referring to the Pew poll when I said most pro-American country in the world. I was considering saying "Including us," but it didn't quite flow right when all put together.
>>52496039
Millions of Spanish women tasted Moorish penis during Moorish empire rule
>>52495983
>>52496010
Of course.
Spain was fine then they left. We don't have our own culture and you demonized Spain while you were here. Japan fucked with us. You got rid of japan and gave us our government, people now still remember that.
We're like Guam that you left alone.
>>52493238
you forgot
>Most powerful race in the world
>>52493191
this is the right answer
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>>52493136
We all know that Philippines is an authoritarian country in which only the rich and the powerful have rights and the general population are considered effectively serfs.
Meaning American Dream
>>52493136
that panty looks godawful
