>mfw an american isn't allowed to "cuss" unless he gets permission from his parents
Bugger off
>>52491670
Good people desu
eat my ass op
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2Ka2nkIi2I
Go away you flipping dork
Fuck off you mixed abo nigger bitch-ass faggotty cunt-licking son of a whore.
>>52491771
>TYLER YOU COME DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW MISTER SO I CAN WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT WITH SOAP! YOU WAIT UNTIL YOUR FATHER GETS HOME! YOU BETTER START WRITING AN APOLOGIZING (with a 'Z') LETTER TO YOUR PENPAL FRIEND THIS VERY INSTANCE OR SO HELP ME LORD!
>>52491804
Ok mom...
what the heck
>>52491804
LMAO XD
Cussing is for lower class folk who lack the vocabulary to express themselves any other way, m'lady.
>>52492253
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>52491670
this is true, one time i said "hell" when i was 8 yrs old so my mom shot me
>>52491670
Why bother to swear at all if it's not transgressive?
>Mom being a dumb bitch
>gets in my face about some dumb shit
>tell her shes a bitch and to fuck off
>puts HALF of my allowance in the swear jar
>wouldn't even give me a ride to the Star Wars opening
>mfw only have $25 for the entire week now
>be 21 (couple years ago)
>Back from college
>Started picking up swearing
>Involuntarily say fuck outloud while my mommy is around
>She gasps and stares at me
>Refuses to speak to me for a day
Fr*ck u u Fl*ppin D*rk ;((((((((
>accidentally greet my grandma with a "sup cunt"
>she just laughs
>>52493083
>tfw got grounded for calling my younger brother a faggot and throwing him down the stairs once he came out as gay
>>52491670
It's true.
Cunt
>>52493097
>>52492958
>>52492919
>tfw my family hears me mumbling random profanity from my NEETden
"cunt fucking jew shit on nigger nigger gay little bitch fucking bitch shiggy I butt a dick fucking kike on cuck fuck."
They think I'm going insane.
>>52493176
my story wasn't fake, i did get grounded for throwing my brother down the stairs
dad kicked him out at midnight of his 18th birthday though lmao
>mummy takes away my allowance for being racist
>doesnt take away my allowance for trying to join isis
>>52491804
HAHAHAHA 100% ACCURATE
I AM SICK OF YOU AUSSIE JERKS
O M G
SHUT THE FRICK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>52493464
>Mummy lets me get out of jail by pleading autism
F*CK OFF AUSTRALIAN CH*NK F*GGOTS!
>tfw no cussing household ;_;
>>52493539
>O M G
Don't say your Lord's name in vain!
>on /pol/ and /int/
>getting mad
>start yelling "THIS FUCKING GUY. THIS. FUCKING. GUY, WHAT A FUCKING JOKE; FILTHY INBREED KIKE"
>suddenly, door opens
>it's mom
>she just stares at me and leaves
Wew lads, it's been fun.
>>52493638
Don't tell ma... please.........
>>52493638
it stands for oh my gosh, mom, grow up !
>>52491670
SHUT THE FUCK UP
>take a sh*it
>dont flush
MOMS GONNA FREAK
I'VE GONE OFF THE DEEP END
>tfw couldn't say 'crap' as a kid without getting in trouble
>>52493802
>>52493672
jej. I save the actual shouting for vent. My parents are probably already numb towards me after seeing the cum stains all over my desk I was to lazy to clean desu
jesus christ was a CUNT
hahahah
>>52494107
Some chick got mad at me the other day because I said she was being cunty (she was). She said I called her a cunt, when I actually said she was BEING cunty, it's a totally different thing.
>>52494325
My sister told me off for saying the word cunt because it's a "female specific insult" and it's "derogatory towards women". I said she just called me a dick 5 minutes before and she got all pissy
women are not logical creatures
>>52493672
>>52494025
>mfw yanks unironically get angry over the internet
seriously what is wrong with you "people"
>>52494430
Yeah, it turns out in the end that she was in fact a cunt after all, so I didn't feel too bad. I'll call anyone a cunt, it's not a sexist thing; same as I'd call someone a dickhead or a wanker, or a knob. Actually, there's probably more male related insults in common use than female ones.
>>52493853
fuck lad, that sucks
I don't swear
ask me anything
>>52497816
are you playing online games ?
