what's the cheapest you've ever been able to fly from australia to europe? for me it's 1500AUD return
>you will never be dominated by a qt female bully
why live
>>52491462
why didn't this happen to me?
Sweden?
>>52491498
>>52491569
it's actually pretty awful
>>52491718
story?
>>52491718
>awful
dude most people spend their entire life trying to get a chick to touch their dick.
nothing awful happens.
>>52491779
ehhhh nah i don't want to think about it
>>52491811
>being this much of a softcock
just fucking tell us you gay cunt
>>52491834
nahhh nope not doing it
>>52491905
is this why you're a weebshit now
>>52491905
was she ugly?
At least answer this >>52491932
>>52491924
you know alright fuck it
>ridiculously sheltered kid
>8th grade agricultural class
>sitting next to some fairly attractive slag on the bus heading to where we do ag
>looking out window
>feel something slide down my fucking pants
>she's got her hand there, grabbed my dick
>has her tongue out for some reason
>absolutely dumbfounded, i mean what the fuck
>get her hand out and decide to ignore her
>this happens on the bus every day for a year
>get bullied for being """"gay"""" rest of my time there
>or whenever she'd get me alone she'd be all over me with the kissing and fondling shit
>i know it's not out of attraction or something it's obviously spite or something
for what it's worth i've probably fucked 8 times as many people as any given person on this board so WHO'S GAY NOW CUNTS
>>52492063
you sound pretty gay desu
>>52491462
>europe
if i wanted to see shitskin muslims i'd go to syria
>>52491462
Isn't there a pepe based on this image
>>52492136
yes
>>52491498
>why live
Don't worry, you can be dominated by Latvia instead.
>>52492063
>people
definitely a fag desu
>>52492177
AND THEY WERE WOMEN
AHHHHH you know fuck it i don't care anymore
>>52492063
>WHO'S GAY NOW CUNTS
The faggot doth protest too much methinks.
>>52492063
>WHO'S GAY NOW CUNTS
the person who turned down a cheeky gobby on the ag bus
>>52492136
>>52492207
>>52492238
i am literally going to watch anime and think about dicks now, thanks
>>52491462
>I don't get it. This works with my brother all the time.