You have 30 seconds to be as French as possible.
*liberates usa from britain*
This is too hard, I surrender
>go to american punk concert
>get shot
*respects the culture, rights and continued existence of the people they colonise*
*surrenders to inanimate object*
I EAT CHEESE! I DRINK WINE! I SURRENDER!
XD
Go to FRENCHCON One, my fellow collaborateurs.
You know in English when we go to bed we often say
>I'll retire for tonight
Do the French say
>I'm going to surrender for the night
>>52486205
>unisex
>not male, female, and undefined
Was it autism?
>>52486492
It was based
I'm saddened by the attacks but all those people in the streets after being told there could be more, shouting they aren't afraid and running stomping the very flowers they just brought was satisfying. To hell with their hypocrisy
*annoys the hell out of dumb foreigners*
I'm already half french, might as well give in and be unconditional surrender
i can stick a chicken baquette up my ass
>>52486027
Man, I'm a socialist
>>52486027
allahu akbar
>wake up
>pre-breakfast smoke
>eat my daily meal of white wine, cheese, and baguette for breakfast
>ride bicycle to work and then remember that I'm on strike
>post-commute smoke
>bike to baguette shop as my supplies are running low
>stop by beret and striped shirt shops on the way there
>post-errand smoke
>Lunch at Le Merde
>Cheese, baguette and escargot with a side of red wine
>post-lunch smoke
>go home
>curl my moustache
>bike to French art museum
>look at art from non-French artists
>post-gallery smoke
>bike to favorite bar
>watch team lose to Parisian team
>post-loss smoke
>bike home
>horse meat and cabernet sauvignon for dinner
>post-dinner smoke
>read Le Monde while smugly commenting on Anglo countries
>brush moustache and floss
>post-hygiene smoke
>go to bed under my blanket stitched from french military flags
>say goodnight to my painting of Napoleon
>post-sleep smoke
>>52487639
>>52486492
What
Link?
>>52488437
The webm OP posted
If you don't have sound we can hear detonations, but it was a bunch of pétards (don't know the English word)
It after the 13 november attacks and people were warned against those gatherings
>>52486027
BAGUETTE IN MY ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS YOU TAKE THE WEE BREAD AND PUT IN MY BIDET WEE WEE
>>52486104
He has a point
*sucks black muslim cock*
>>52488605
Kek
Thought it was a jpeg file
>>52488605
>but it was a bunch of pétards (don't know the English word)
firecrackers, you learned something new today
yay
le muslim baked baguette in my ass hon hon hon
>>52486027
*pays taxes to support african welfare queens*
*aborts white babies*
>>52488917
Merci Juan
>>52486027
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rTXiRzrgCk
