>>52484906
How many children have spawned from your loins?
>>52484906
How many times have you been beheaded?
Do you still breathe faeces?
http://articles.latimes.com/1989-04-23/books/bk-1926_1_mexico-city-breathing-fecal-dust-carlos-fuentes
>>52484941
Well I live in Mexico and Im 24 with no kids. But My cousin lives in Los Angeles and she has 2 kids on food stamps.
>>52484968
zero times than God.
>>52484906
How's life in puebla?
how much to wash my car ese?
>>52485020
No, its a myth. We have the best hygiene in the world kiwi
http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2015/02/how-often-people-in-various-countries-shower/385470/
>>52485085
Ah Puebla de los angeles, My family lived there. Its beautiful, and its near Mexico city. Less crowed. Good quality of life.
>>52485100
I dont do lawns. sorry mate. America has great car wash zones.
>>52485133
It may not be literally shit (not sure it isn't), but the air in Mexico city is still completely disgusting
>>52485270
Only the air. Mexico city is great, well im a provinciano from Chihuahua that Mexico city amused me.
Si yo quiero vivir en mexico con la seguridad mas alta, dondé yo me voy?
>>52485391
En Mexico viven 1 millon de ex pat Americans. Tu debes vivir en cualquier playa, de preferencia Cancun. Si no es en la playa en San Miguel de Allende,Guanajuato. No vayas a Sinaloa, Tamaulipas, Guerrero ni Michoacan.
Do you consider yourself more Aztec or more Spanish
>>52485323
>only the thing that touches every inch of your body, fills your lungs, and runs through all your arteries
okay jose
>>52485451
I am very pale. And My grandparents emigrated from Basque country during Franco era. I would say Spanish. But I love beans, chocolate, corn, Pre Hispanic culture.etc.
1. What's your favorite meat and toppings to order on tacos?
2. Horchata, jamaica, tamarindo, or other?
>>52485597
pastor tacos with cheese, pineapple and cilantro.
Horchata.
What's the history of Cinco de Mayo?
Are you rich or poor? What's it like in your neighbourhood?
>>52485176
Pipopes.
>>52485643
French fags got pissed with us and they invaded us. But we beat them.
>>52485450
sí, conozco de los muchos expats estadounidenses que viven en mexico
estoy mirando a la frontera de nayarit/jalisco - la bahia de banderas. conoces el area?
hay muchos extranjeros que no hablen buen español?
y, por fin, donde van ustedes de vacaciones?
>>52485085
Be careful in midnight ( murder hour)
>>52484906
A Mexican restaurant recently opened in my area. Good stuff.
>>52485658
Middle class. My neighborhood is Middle class like me. Some are very rich like fucking Gerardo, I hate him so much. We have a park with a soccer, baseball and basketball courts.
Its nice. In front on my House there are the principal Hwy and it has a dennys, mcdonalds, applebees, piter piper pizza,etc. All American shit.
>>52485451
I have more matlazinc blood than aztec, but i like the culture here
>>52485723
wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kub6ks147Q
>>52485725
si, En Puerto Vallarta. No me gusto porque hay muchos homosexuales. Prefiero Mazatlan.
Hay muchos Americanos en la bahia de banderas y otros extranjeros. He ido a Puerto vallarta, Mazatlan, rocky point, Veracruz, Ensenada,Guanajuato( is the bestt for me)
>>52484906
How many people still believe in native gods?
>>52485323
Haz patria y mata un chilango.
>>52485781
nice.
>>52485781
Thats good
>>52485848
ay Dios mio. Americans celebrate more than real Mexicans.
>>52485882
What is Mazatlan like? Since you said to not go to Sinaloa. just curious
>>52485972
Cinco de Mayo is a purely chicano/gringo holiday to celebrate, i hear it is not celebrated in mexico except for certain small areas.
>>52485977
Es verdad. Mazatlan esta lleno de Americanos con dinero its safe for tourists, Solo Mazatlan es seguro en Sinaloa. Dont go further, its very very dangerous. 2 Australians got burned in a Sinaloan little town.
>>52486030
Oh, and many people here think it is Mexican independence day.
He ido 5 veces a Mazatlan. its a safe destination for us Mexicans and Americans.
>>52485900
No, chilangos has metro and they are now civilizados. No como la mierda norteña que tengo que lidiar a diario.
>>52485895
I think that 5% or less of all the poblation.
Sometimes the cult of Saints is so strong, that the politeism make real.
>>52486134
Chilangos are scum
>>52486041
sí, for tourists, pero vivir? ehhh. no sé
>>52486238
some. Where are you from?
>>52486263
Mazatlan has great condos for American real states.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXzU8ZXu18Y
>>52486333
I have been to Bahia de Banderas before and I really really like it. I trust that Mazatlan is nice, but I am looking more south
>>52484906
Have you ever been to USA before? If so, where?
>>52486268
A town cerca of Toluca
Actually in San Luis Potosí
>>52486372
yucatan peninsula and quintana roo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ab8inis8LT0
>>52486400
I live in the border with Texas, I go there very often to shopping, and outside of Texas for vacations, to Arizona, New Orleans, San Diego, Los angeles, NM,etc.
>>52484906
How is life in Chiapas?
>>52486517
they are very poor. But great scenery.
>>52484906
how's my wall building coming along?
>>52486570
Well there is a fence. But I think Donald Trump is not gonna win. The old Hilary wont build a wall.
>>52486471
Do you like Arizona? Where do you go in Arizona?
>>52486433
Thanks for recommending that video but I cannot listen to her because she is annoying.
>>52486669
yes very much. To Tucson. But its very hot and white hahaahha
I dont like that bitch Arpaio and that old witch Brewer.
>>52486771
From our perspective Tucson is considered very brown and not white at all. Also Brewer is no longer in office :)
>>52486797
For us is Texas and California. glad to hear that.
Have you been to Sonora?
>>52486041
>>52486134
Not trying to be a dick but please don't mix english with spanish like that. It looks stupid.
>>52484906
Is a Mexican Mafia stronger than the Mexican military?
>>52486870
hey I live in the border, thats the way chicanos speaks.
>>52486848
Yes, to Nogales, but I am 300km away from the border so I don't go there often
>>52486870
I think it is fine. I am a gringo learning Spanish, it is helping
>>52486892
No. Mexican military are the less corrupt in this country.
>>52486957
go to rocky point.
>>52487009
I am familiar with rocky point but no one would want to go with me, and most of my friends do not have their passport
>>52487082
hahahahaha Americans can go to Mexico without visa or passport.
>>52487173
It is not true, if you tried to drive across the border here with no passport they will not let you
>>52487173
>without passport
I don't think so, Tim.
>>52487216
I have been a lot of times to Lukevile/Sonoita border. I use American hwy to go to rocky point, I live near El paso,TX.
And Americans can go to here like in your backyard. LOL
>>52487306
It's really not that funny
>>52486618
oh well. I mean a fence is still effective right? might provide some inconvenience
>>52486892
No, the are simply hard to kill, like cocraches. They live, breed and hide were all the good mexicans live. It's not like you can bomb the fuck out of them without killing your own people.
>>52487306
You are mexican though, they WANT you to go back to mexico they aren't going to harrass you about a passport
>>52487393
Border patrols are ok. But I know some that are Mexicans and let Mexican pass through.
>>52487407
Rude thing to say to a jap.
>>52487434
When I crossed the Mexican boder in Arizona. 5 kms more 2 officials asked me for my Visa and permission only for 6 monts for 20 dollars. Americans love our money. I was mad.
>>52487407
a competent police force Would get rid of them quickly
>>52487559
Not really, no. As an american you should know that fighting against someone who uses guerrilla tactics (as in Vietnam) is not easy.
You can't control your own gangs.
>>52487537
I would love to try Rocky Point if only I had people to go with me
>>52487657
What about your parents?
>>52487700
Because my dad is Donald Trump, and my mom is not interested in it (I asked her before)
>>52485895
Only to scam tourists.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKVlMMbTI9s
But most are catholics, which is pretty much the same.
>>52487771
Post proofs.
>>52487829
No, he can be kidnaped
>>52487829
It's just a joke. I am saying my dad has the same attitude, he would NOT go to Mexico or anywhere near it.
>>52487891
I didn't believe it was true. I just thought it would be funny as fuck if by any, any tiny chance it was true.
>>52487949
have YOU been to rocky point?
>>52486030
Actually I don't have idea of why is celebrated like that. When Mexico lose the war against France and impose an emperor, the battle of Puebla was one of the few the army won with the help of some natives. I guess it's remembered like that because of the disadvantage and that the French were considered invincible in those times.
>>52484906
>>52484906
how do I go from Chihuauha to Manuel Benavides?
>>52487643
This
>>52491062
Without a head.
