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>>52478326
cara
maisie
>>52478397
nice one lad
that lad's mum would get it 2bh
is Hampshire anything like New Hampshire?
The Clap would make a good band name
niggersniggersniggersniggersniggersniggersniggersniggersniggers
alri
He looks like a wrong'un 2bh
>>52478397
nice one lad
>>52478397
nice one lad
mugi
when will they learn?
don't mind staying natty forever.
even the natty limit is better than 90% of casuals, curlbros and absolute normos who dont go gym in the first place.
hello
Right, that's it, Tinder is making me view women as a meme
Any non-meme dating apps or sites
>smaller than his 5'4 mother
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
WWTL?
>>52478411
whats new hampshire like?
>>52478468
>>52478393
bit gay
>>52478413
quality post
>>52478397
nice one lad
>>52478503
nice one lad
>>52478471
pof
what should I wank to lads
>>52478561
alri haha
>>52478471
http://uk.singlemuslim.com
hi lads
doing a wank
What goes on in here?
pretty sure it's selling class b that's 14 years
>>52478545
Stayin Alive by the Bee Gees
>>52478600
willty willy wily?
>>52478538
used exclusively by obese black women in my area tbqh
proper hope my mum doesnt watch this shit because she'll get on my case for going gym lol
she proepr gets riled up by this sensationalist shit bless her kek
it's a kuruption ting
>>52478505
"muh freedoms" the state, except white and wealthy and with lots of social programs.
>>52478397
>>52478430
>>52478437
>>52478503
>>52478526
>>52478529
sweeeeeeeeet
sweeeeet
nectar
EAT CLEN AND TREN HARD
>>52478582
Sausages.
r8 me pecks lads
(no poofters)
>>52478582
cucumber farms
>>52478604
what is this about? how gyms are bad?
>>52478471
you have an ugly mug and act autistic
changing apps cant change you
only YOU can change YOU, bro
>>52478643
>>52478659
all gym rats take test at some point
it's a fact because they said so on BBC3
>>52478642
Gosh lad
u r a qt
post benis
>>52478659
>foreigners in /brit/ who don't know what we're talking about trying to cihme in
documentary about roids u mong
>A
https://twitter.com/commie_mami/status/679041706050875392
>>52478658
looks like a big long poo haha
>>52478692
>all gym rats take test at some point
only the utter mongs who end up being nothing more than beefy cows with no actual power behind it.
>mum's christmas present hasn't arrived yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVn3bEQfSsE
>
Downloaded tinder again
>tfw first right swipe is a match
She's gettin it lads
>>52478677
i get tons of matches though but it's usually basic bitches
>>52478443
Poogi
>>52478734
In the same boat lad. Here's hoping. No idea what to get my dad.
>>52478722
basically it's apparent the reason the DPRK is how it is today is bc of american imperialism
>>52478734
She'll say it's ok but really it wont be.
Really quite enjoy flirting with qts tbqh lads. Need to do more of it when I get back to uni.
>Be Asian
>Get Tinder
>No success
>>52478734
>"it's alright anon"
>Sad disappointed mum face that son doesn't care enough to get her xmas present on time
>>52478791
Fucken noice one laddd
>>52478776
mugi
Rewatching K-ON lads.
>>52478824
hahaha
>>52478764
imo, younger girls just get dating apps so they can get attention from cute guys and very often never intend on meeting anyone
probably will have better luck irl, but hey, it's another line in the water
>>52478781
i made my dad some pickled things and chutneys
>>52478737
wew lad
@52478838
mugi
>>52478847
Very very good lad
>>52478856
Good meme desu.
>>52478824
>>52478737
For a film about Facebook it was absolutely fucking fantastic
>>52478847
good decision
>>52478804
semi-true though.
The US (and USSR) caused the initial conditions for the division of the korean peninsula 2bh.
>>52478883
indeed senpai
>>52478847
legit not even memeing doing that because i'm watching it with a m8
>>52478867
yeah i know, they're all either students or instagram users who want to go travelling and do amazing things with their lives - all the profiles seem to blend together that ive forgotten if interesting girls exist or not
it's kinda fun to use for confidence boost this tinder lark and for a bit of banter but it seems to mean fuck all in the long run
i like how "animal farm" totally unsubtly implies that workers are fucking animals like wtf how can you be that outwardly disgusting
overall Orwell just seemed to have A Thing about making workers seem inherently dumb. Look at the proles in 1984
when I hit the beat, it's fire, even Charlie Sloth said perfect
>>52478937
>dumb
fuck off yank
>>52478937
but everyones animal in animal farm
>>52478943
Is this Vaporwave?
Any /biology/ lads in here?
When doing aseptic technique, do you have to flame the neck of bottle containing the bacterial broth?
>>52478365
the only reason I'd start is for strongman comps but even then only when I've had kids.
Don't really care about looks desu, I just want to be as strong as possible without losing too much general fitness
Who /nofriendsoutsideofuni/ here?
when can we massacre these freaks
https://twitter.com/RealLifeTank
>>52478942
>a trip
>>52478943
I was actually disappointed when it wasn't lisicki. Not best pleased about that.
>>52478995
classic banter trip m8
>>52478980
>10 min
>>52478734
I haven't bought either of my parents anything because they're both cunts. Bought my brother some nice vodka though.
When you match with a fit girl and she has nothing interesting on her profile what the fuck are you meant to say aside from "you're fit"
>tfw there used to be many banters, now only two remain
>>52478990
all my friends at home are losers haha
>>52479021
not really a fan
>>52478909
I rewatch it every christmas/new years. I usually rewatch amagami as well but I didn't have time this year.
>>52478943
>You will never, ever have sex with a woman that attractive
>You will never, ever have sex
Why even live
>>52479077
how many times have you seen k-on lad?
why are you losers so obsessed about ko-on in particular?
Brimful of Asha on the 45 Brimful of Asha on the 45 Brimful of Asha on the 45 Brimful of Asha on the 45 Brimful of Asha on the 45
>>52478981
If the broth has antibiotic in it then there's no need, or if it's been autoclaved then nah. But generally you don't want to flame a glass bottle m8 lmao
Ribena has moved to 8ch
The ride never ends
https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/679060255674933251
>>52479112
This is my 5th time watching.
>>52479142
Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow, everybody needs a bosom. Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow, everybody needs a bosom. Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow, everybody needs a bosom.
>>52479103
desu lots of reasons, I mean have you ever tried expressing yourself creatively? Maybe try drawing or writing creatively - try learning an instrument, maybe get into learning another language or if you're an absolute nerd try getting into programming or web development or some shit, or hell even try cooking and maybe you'll make some fucking amazing chicken that'll end up being the next Nandos chain especially if you try enrolling in evening business studies classes - honestly if you put your mind to it you can achieve anything - and the journey of development is the exact reason to why we breathe the air, why we gaze at the sky, why we quench the ocean and LIVE ON!!!!
>>52478990
>friends in uni
normaloo out
>>52479153
>being on 8ch in the first place to see this
>>52479153
Something wrong with that lad.
>>52479153
i hope he gets caught for that. that will properly fuck him over, the deviant mentally ill prick
>>52479176
WEW LAD
who do u fink best grill is?
>>52479153
good read 2bh
what a bender
I've had a mild headache around the back of my head on the right hand side for about a week now
Think it might be a tumour I'm scared lads, it doesn't hurt though
>8ch
Literally the /r9k/ of chans.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIDDkmxv0tA
AIIIIIIIIIIII
SHOT THE DJ
>>52478990
Haven't really made any new friends from uni, desu. I still only spend time with friends from school before that and sports.
>>52479135
would also like to know this.
just looks like "cute girls doing cute things" which sounds pretty asinine
>>52479206
How didn't you make friends at Uni anon? It's easier than taking a shit.
>>52479190
BDL
>>52479153
what a mong
>>52479237
>who do u fink best grill is?
>posts a boy
>>52479151
why would it have antibiotic in it lmao, the bacteria is going to be used to make a culture for an experiment
>>52479268
desu its not that I even dislike anime, but why "this" show over other things?
its like watching MLP or something here
>>52479153
Why does he keep repeatedly doing this when he knows it's wrong and why does he keep telling 4chan - what the fuck is wrong with this kid?
don't even visit 8ch, but >implying 8ch isn't the last true bastion of chan culture.
>>52479301
You'll get a slap.
>want to get in touch with a qt who was in my math class who I saw in a store recently
>look her up on facebook
>last post was in 2013
wew. im fucked
saw the k-on movie a few days ago
was shit
the drummer is the only tolerable one cos she banters the retarded one to death
>>52479237
Mugi followed by Jun
>>52479190
none of my tings want big ol' narstie
no neck lookin all obese
t. Chip
>>52478990
/onlytwofriendsoutsideunithatirarelyeverseeduetoschedulingproblemsandonly3friendsinuniofwhichonlyonewouldiconsideranactualfriendandeventheniblewitwithherbynotgoingoutwithherwhensheaskedme/ here.
>>52479324
a redditor would think so
>>52479301
SAY THAT AGAIN M8 AND YOUR GOING TO FEEL THE FLOOR
>>52479360
Rasheed
>>52479287
>>52479374
>>52479284
Because you're not forced to interact like when at school, so I became an elusive hermit as I was too nervous to approach people.
Wew lads what to say?
>>52479377
>literally comes from reddit the country
get out of /brit/ you melon
>>52479362
poogi
>>52479310
more like chronic liar faggot
>>52479406
fuk off home FOB cunt
>>52479362
>coal burning slag
juns alright though
>>52479406
Fancy a halal shag?
>>52479406
islam is a feminist religion
>>52479413
a redditor would say as much
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-35155728
normoids.............
>>52479362
That's a big Mugi
>>52479406
"it said we matched 9 hours ago which is like 2 dog years, so what did you get up to in that time?"
>>52479406
phone needs a bit of a charge haha
>>52479406
legit goign to help you.
i don't think she's muslim. Resham can be a muslim name but it can also be a non-muslim name.
>>52479406
>"That's like 2 dog years"
Pretty sure eating dog is legal in Islam m8
>>52479406
paki
>>52479406
a-are you an a-archaeologist
>>52479405
Did you stay at home? I found it impossible not to make friends because I spend so much time with other people, both flatmates and people from course
>>52479406
>Resham
Rasheed
>>52479436
>>52479419
Fuck right off lads. She's been my waifu for 4, almost 5, years now.
>>52479405
>Because you're not forced to interact like when at school
you are in halls
>>52479406
y-y-you too! Ha ha!
>>52479501
Nope I lived away from home
>>52479431
>>52479438
>>52479441
>>52479457
>>52479461
>>52479475
>>52479461
>>52479475
>>52479485
>>52479489
>>52479499
>>52479506
fuck me no wonder you lads dont have any gfs
>>52479560
all me
I think I might start keeping a piss jug again
Thoughts?
>>52479560
>all mine
Are you stalking me?
>>52479545
With your own private room and bathroom though m8
>>52479560
no i dont have a gf because im autistic and ugly haha
>>52479543
0/10 apply yourself
when trolling you need to make your posts seem real.
No self respecting white man would like mugi
just got back from my walk lads had a long think
conclusion: need a gf
>>52479578
>jug
Bottle lad. Then you can keep the noxious piss fumes contained.
>>52479621
You mean "no self respecting Mugi would like a white man"
sneg, sneg, sneeeg
>>52479614
BLACKED
>>52479560
how is tellign you she isn't a muslim indicative of having a gf or not?
'People in China must be brainwashed!' - ancient anti communist racist proverb.
>>52479635
I meant like a large juice jug with a cap
>>52479610
you still have to leave the room to eat and stuff though
you'd have to actively try to avoid interaction
told my oneitus that she's the one who keeps my dreams alive
listening to twin peaks OST lads
>>52479675
>commies holding up China as an example of Communist prowess
>>52479697
Fair enough. That'll do the trick.
It is a bit of a disgusting habit, but if you need it (e.g. to avoid normie roommates) then you've got to do what you've got to do. No real harm.
>>52479730
i don't like any female
>young timmy was 9 when he started using the gym
>eventually he was going 8 days a week and had to train a troupe of cats to help dress him
>he died suddenly at 20 years old after all the veins in his head popped at once, filling his nose and mouth, drowning him, as is the fate of all gym lad steroid users
It might seem fun, but it's not. Don't do the gym, senpai. It'll fuck you up
is mentioning what year it is a good way to get a girl to shag?
>>52479675
everyone is brainwashed under capitalism
>>52479621
>>52479614
Nice meme lads, not heard that one before
>>52479730
jokes on you, i accepted that i was an ugly autistic loser LONG ago
>>52479720
Big Narstie's squeezing out a big nasty dump face.
>>52479801
and communism is the only alternative of course
might ironically wear a fedora and grow a neckbeard
>>52479828
>>52479701
That's only like 30 minutes in the evening though. Stop bullying me pls
>>52479730
girl i like doesn't have a cunt yet though :3
>>52479800
Only for another week.
>>52479846
when it is tried yes
Any of you lads know
>tfw body dysmorphia
Even though you get nothing but complements IRL?
Proper mentally ill I'm afraid
>>52479874
in all honesty though, spouting some libertine bullshit about how it isnt the 50s seems like a good rout to take
not that i plan on getting laid any time soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63E_LjRMyXg
superb video
>>52479856
That glorious mixture of pleasure and pain as the massive shit passes out of his sphincter.
>>52478884
underrated 'sicki
lads imagine you are steve harvey
id top myself in minutes
>>52479887
been tried lots so far
>>52479862
I'm not black mate, and I'm the only one she fucks
>>52479864
>Stop bullying me pls
no, you billy no mates fuck
>>52479941
>stefan molyneux
>superb video
gonna try changing my profile picture and bio on tinder lads see if i get more matches. if not might go back to what i was doing before
>>52479941
>molyneaux
>have Tinder set to only show me women
>just showed me what is very clearly a man
The fuck is this bullshit?
>London is a good ci-
goodnight lads
gotta go to dublin tomorrow
dublin of all places
I hate that new motorway
talk to ye again bye
>>52479244
I thought the guy with the glassess was him? That guy looks too short.
>>52480037
thats not so bad
>>52479934
I go unapologetically /pol/ and women seem to like it. Shit's odd.
boom tss chack tsacatsaca boom chack tss
>>52479978
yeah my the co-operatively owned bike shop near me is doing alright
>>52479981
Feel sorry for mugi desu with all the B L A C K E D and the fact that everyone who waifus her seems to be a literal cuckold
>>52479406
fuck off back to pakistan
me cats are fighting haha
Anything new lads?
>tfw not enough melanin to enrich Mugi
>>52480082
a co-op isn't the same as a government
and syndicalism isn't communism even if it grew from the same place.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFWrRU1zSYQ
One of the only house songs I really enjoy tbqfwy (to be quite frank with y'all)
>>52480122
went on my first date.
became exceedingly clear that it was not a romantic date from the very beginning and thus i managed to make a brand new 'FRIEND'
:)
>>52479856
>>52479667
>>52479720
Mmmmmhhhh, BIG African shits
>>52478416
who the FUCK is this THROAT GOAT?
>>52480122
no. christmas and new year alone again and it gets harder every year. fucking fed up of being alive at this point. don't particularly want to off myself but I don't fancy waking up either.
Mugi has never touched a nigger and to say otherwise is a slanderous lie
>>52480187
;_;
>>52480160
You're as bad as UAElad
>"full time mummy"
NEXT!!!
>>52480160
y'*ll is one of my trigger words please delete this post
>>52480195
>replying to a 40 minute old post
kill yourself
>>52480160
have you considered jumping off a bridge?
>>52480190
GIGANTIC NEGRO DEFECATION
>>52479941
>1 hour 34 minutes of some boring cunt talking to himself
wowowowoowoww who has the time and patience for this
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>>52479153
what board?
>>52480232
>studied at school of hard knocks
>university of life
>>52480122
Realised girls actually fancy me sometimes which has made me a bit more confident
>>52480232
>bubbly
>university of life
>full time mummy
>>52480228
>>52480249
>liking most house
>>52479941
She's an ugly paki anyway, she'll have to take what she can get.
Just spent an evening with my family
>what's new with you anon
>seeing anyone lately
and it's gonna be more of this until fuckin New Years
Jdimsa
>>52480093
Ok, I do like NTR porn of her. I'm just capable of partioning that as not actually her. On /a/ K-ON threads people kept calling me mugicuck
>>52480295
/britfeel/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfmqmrFHJZg
>>52480372
this tjune goes off blud
>>52480160
>deadmau5
Babby's first dance music. Literally couldn't be any more pleb tier if you tried
>>52480400
I don't like 99% of his other shit though
I'm going Magaluf this summer with the lads, did I miss it when it was at it's peak? it's my first time abroad since going full normie
>>52480372
128 is superior ngl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KhXmL2AGmw
http://instasync.com/r/bucks
Join pls
>>52480444
>Spanish holiday
Oik cunt
>>52480475
put something bants on, not shitty meme videos.
...?
Fucks sake those eyebrows
(Me)(_̅_̅_̅_̅_̅м̅a̅я̅i̅j̅u̅a̅n̅a̅_̅_̅_̅ () ด้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็
>>52480372
Banging.
>>52480512
>that bio
>yank banter
>>52480444
>going on a 'lads' holiday
>being a gutter-plen
You fucked up lad.
>thinking north korea is a bad place
good goy keep swallowing capitalist propaganda
>>52480332
just lie and say nothing serious. implies that you shag around a bit but its not important enough for them to investigate further.
this is simple stuff you stupid shite.
>>52480503
why dont you join and do so :? that is literally the point
>>52480556
Why not move there and let a needy immigrant live in your house instead.
>>52480556
so much this
>>52480556
its certainly worse than here
desu not a fan of autocratic dictatorships and lack of personal freedom
the left-leaning GCSE-tier politics comments are the worst aspect of the lisicki gimmick.
>>52480609
fuck off there then cunt
>>52480475
>nothing but stale memes and reddit shit
why not play a real movie?
desu I should hold another /brit/ movie night
>>52480556
fascist theocracy created out of imperialism
@52480609
utter mong
>tfw we are literally and unironically going to win the title
I live two minutes from the ground and its BUZZING lads
Two more days of wage-slavery until a 10 day holiday lads
>>52480669
Last year we tried to watch a muppet Christmas carol and lisiki reported the stream. Haven't unfiltered the cunt since
>>52480757
good chebs
>instasync is playing videos i dont want to watch
>rather than voting to skip them and adding my own i will just whine in the thread
epic
>swansea on last on MOTD
fuck off
>check second Tinder picture in case of undercover chubber
>"not actually 18 I'm 16"
really fucking me up pham
@52480792
utter mong
>>52480818
I don't understand the problem
>>52480657
>hurrr muhhh /pol/ tier opinions are better
why don't you fuck off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFtFQnNu0OI
>>52480902
>implying
>>52480902
fuck off yourself
nobody wants you here
>>52480497
>>52480544
Thanks lads
>>52480919
>community college
>>52480921
fuck what a beast. didn't even break a sweat
>all the brainwashed drone TT
>>52480537
>yank banter
you mean normie humour
post the hard nut with the fedora and sunglasses
>>52480881
Pursuing that would result in me explaining to my neighbors and employers why I got raped in prison for the rest of my life
>>52480784
giz a link
wish i could crank out shitty youtube videos all day and make a decent living
>order £300 package from amazon
>it says it's delivered at 10pm when it's not
>they send a replacement
>it gets lost in the post
>they send it again
>says out for delivery at nearly 11pm (now)
Disappointed with Amazon
>this is ART you cunt
>>52480919
Man the harpoons 3bh
>>52481001
http://instasync.com/r/bucks
>>52480980
>not being a gradeschool tier commie means your a consumer prole
its funny how the media has tricked so many young knobs into thinking that communism is the only alternative
>>52480953
grow up
>>52481020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rT07IMqYEdE
>post the hard nut with the fedora and sunglasses
DEBBIE H
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B
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>>52480998
16 isn't the age of consent in Yankland?
Huh. I feel like I should have known this.
>>52481112
nooo
the one who thinks violence can solve everything
disgusting faggot with literal silicone breast implants
>>52481137
Me in the white shirt
Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Krishna Krishna Hare Hare Hare Rama Hare Rama Rama Rama Hare Hare Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Krishna Krishna Hare Hare Hare Rama Hare Rama Rama Rama Hare Hare Hare Krishna Hare Krishna Krishna Krishna Hare Hare Hare Rama Hare Rama Rama Rama Hare Hare
>>52481137
11/10 boobies 2bh.
>>52481091
which part of my post makes you think I need to grow up? you make 0 (zero) worthwhile contributions to this thread
>>52481116
Depends on the state
t. yank
Lisicki on suicide watch
>>52481105
that seems like a very gay video
period's a bit heavier than usual this month
>>52481178
if you chatted this shit to me in my face irl i'd spark you right out
>>52481172
nipples are too small
>>52481167
indian gods and myths are utterly shit-tier.
>>52481137
wew
>>52481213
Really? We haven't had any snow yet tbf
>>52481229
t. homosexual
>>52481229
Too small>Too big>normal
This is the correct opinion.
slags
>>52481228
>if you chatted this shit to me in my face irl i'd spark you right out
>>52481188
Charlotte is a top tier name desu
Up there with Audrey
dick fucking stinks because i had a wank earlier then immediately fell asleep after and the cum has seeped down into my foreskin
>>52481297
1,2
>>52481297
>the Brighton creeper will never post qts you went to school with
>>52481178
why the fuck do you still give him attention
This match may end up being a no-go lads
If that's hers I'm out
>>52481246
they're pretty rad ngl
and I like how Hindus keep their faith relevant for the modern masses.
>>52481258
no
i was referring to my special lady time
>>52481246
>being obfuscated by the surface level narrative and not being able see the grander more important messages of the Purans
literally rasheed my man
>>52481167
Govinda jaya jaya Gopala jaya
Govinda jaya jaya
Radha-ramana Hari Govinda jaya jaya
Govinda Govinda jaya
Govinda jaya Gopala jaya
>Filter that annoying trip
>People unironically mention him anyway
Gonna have to filter the word now too, thanks lads
If we literally just stopped responding to him he'd go away
me and the gf
>>52481246
This desu
Silly paki ooga-booga rubbish that isn't even interesting
>>52481361
>rad
fuck off yank
>kids are off school and staying up late
>normies coming home from parties late at night
>no comfy 3am depressed NEET /brit/
feels bad
/brit/ is going to be just shitposting 24/7 for at least another 2 weeks
>>52481344
if not for a bit of poking we wouldn't have found out about his erectile dysfunction and his legendary two hour shag. it's a worthwhile investment
anyone find that the fittest girls you went to school with are now all burnt out and ugly as fuck. its like they used all their powers up at school and now theyre just drained. its actually the quiet qt that was a solid 7/10 at school that has evolved into a proper fittie that you need to look out for.
>>52481394
nope they're just boring and shit. im sorry that you've wasted so much time learning about nonsense.
>>52481397
>If we literally just stopped responding to him he'd go away
>>52481404
Ponce
>>52481297
Would plaster their bellies with jizz
>>52481355
>not just shagging her while the kids upstairs and never contacting her again
new thread where
>>52481445
kill yourself
>>52481404
rasheed
>>52481444
>being unable to comprehend the true nature of what seems to be reality
rasheed
>>52481395
good post
>>52481413
Her legs are hands down the most attractive part of her body
Would get an insta-chub just from the sight those flawless, pale, bare legs and oh, so fertile hips.
