Edition: fake language autists confined to /lang/ edition
Post your stuff lads, let it be rated.
Obligatory English:
I am speaking to you from the Cabinet Room of 10 Downing Street. This morning the British Ambassador in Berlin handed the German government a final note, stating that unless we heard from them - by 11 o'clock - that they were prepared at once to withdraw their troops from Poland, a state of war would exist between us and Germany; I have to tell you now that no such undertaking has been received and that, consequently, this country is at war with Germany.
Some french :
Ça vous est déjà arrivé de traverser la rue sans regarder ? Et là, sortie de nulle part, une voiture vous fonce dessus ! Qu’est ce que vous faites ? Un truc vraiment idiot, vous vous figez et vous voyez pas votre vie défiler parce que vous avez trop peur pour penser ! Vous restez planté là avec l’air con ! Mais pas le manouche, pourquoi ? Parce qu’il avait un plan pour écraser la voiture !
>>52472764
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zi4jmAAH9H
>>52473110
Snatch, excellent film.
>>52473187
kek
>>52473240
Fuck yeah, I re-watched it yesterday, I'll probably watch lock stock and two smoking barrels tonight t b h
>>52473307
>lock stock and two smoking barrels
Fucking great choice.
No hate to you but please tell me you don't watch it dubbed... You lose so much of that film by watching the dubbed version
>>52473307
Tu l'as jamais vu?
>>52473455
I'm french, of course I watch the dubbed version :^)
Honestly the dubbing isn't bad at all tho
>>52473480
Si si, j'ai juste envie de le regarder ce soir kek
>>52472764
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ndPXYzCnRj
Requesting German, Hungarian or Norwegian.
>>52473555
>I'm french, of course I watch the dubbed version :^)
>Honestly the dubbing isn't bad at all tho
Noice dubs kek but i've seen the dubbed version. Yeah it's not bad but it loses all the nuance of the filthy scumbag london accent the characters have and the jokes made therein which cannot be made by speaking in French.
You guys do a good job at dubbing but it is never a substitute for the original or subtitles
I'm 101% sure he's filling those threads himself with the help of proxies
>>52473636
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ndPXYzCnRj
No errors, no issues 10/10 barry
Also requesting German
>>52473640
I agree that it's always better in VO but after seeing a few scenes earlier in english, there are some parts I don't really understand. So I'd need a version with subtitles which would be a pain in the ass to find kek
I will be back
>>52473844
We'll wait for you Japan
>>52472764
Not my best performance.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZypiG83nDI
>>52473781
> there are some parts I don't really understand
I don't blame you, some parts are tricky.
>So I'd need a version with subtitles which would be a pain in the ass to find kek
Shame really, I've never been a fan of dubbed films but everytime I say that to french lads they couldn't disagree more. One of those differences I guess.
It's funny how the English are notorious for being terrible at foreign languages (this is based in truth) yet you will not find a single dubbed film on tv, they are all sub titled when foreign.
Tamâm-e afrâd-e bašar âzâd be donyâ miâyand va az lehâz-e heysiyat-o hoquq bâ ham barâbar-and. Hame dârâ-ye aql-o vejdân mibâšand va bâyad nesbat be yekdigar bâ ruh-e barâdari raftâr konand.
>>52473964
even with the slight stutter here and there it was very good, no errors.
Congrats on your American, btw
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XEEAHFV4pM
I tried sounding more lively this time
wrong text for that I guess
>>52474182
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XEEAHFV4pM
Lively doesn't mean to speed up lad. That was the best one yet, though. Well done.
>>52474273
I-i tried to sound little less monotonous and put some emphasis on some words
>>52473455
Fuck, I want to watch it together with Snatch in a row. Thank God I'm home alone with a bottle of Carignan.
>>52474320
I'm sure you did
>>52474442
lad where's the invite desu?
>tfw sitting alone with a bottle of noice Bordeaux red but nobody to share with
>>52472764
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1O5i7JdqbNb
>>52474572
I would gladly come but I'm slightly drunk now.
>>52473110
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cJ6sDNKngH
>>52474710
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cJ6sDNKngH
Noice, you sound native :DDD
Where are you from ? The way you said con sounded a bit like a southern french accent, but I may be wrong
>>52474710
Really enjoyed that voc t bh. very well done. A couple of tiny things to work on such as " 11 o'clock" and "consequently" but other than that very well done
Here is my native brit attempt as an example: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WKbdLGfPSN
>>52474912
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BNrbTZ4Ik1
Vaucluse desu.
>>52475037
Perso j'ai pas de problème avec ça t'inquiète, j'aime bien même pêh
Par contre je savais pas que ça pouvait être préjudiciable pour trouver du travail
>>52475132
En fait on m'a déjà dit que "pour un poste à responsabilité, on ne pouvait pas se permettre d'embaucher quelqu'un qui se ferait ridiculiser par ses subalternes".
Merci.
Et le mec qui m'a dit ça s'appelait Jordy.
>>52475007
>I will never sound _that_ british.
"Of course I'm french, why do you think I have this outrageous accent, silly king ? Fetchez la vache !"
>>52475380
Kek, relax lad. Nobody wants a brit accent. Yours would go down very well abroad
>>52474471
I sware on mi mum
>>52475502
>Nobody wants a brit accent.
>>52475520
Genghis
>>52475380
>pour un poste à responsabilité, on ne pouvait pas se permettre d'embaucher quelqu'un qui se ferait ridiculiser par ses subalternes
C'est putain de rude, t'as porté plainte ? C'est de la discrimination à l'embauche nan ?
>>52473110
Je parle bien? Kek
>>52475726
T'as oublié ton vocaroo
>>52475651
present!
>>52475726
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wRKJ1RWYQO
>>52475502
Thanks ! Never visited UK, I use english as a work language daily, and as they say :
"Bad english is the world's most common language."
As no-one seems to be keen on writing something to read, have some occitan (this will confirm french southerner btw) :
"""
Li ribo di fangas, quand vèn lou mes de mai,
Soun farineto tousco e molo.
Aqui se vèi courdoun loungaru mai-que-mai
De lano negro que tremolo.
De-qu'es ? Belèu lou fiéu desfa d'un vièi debas
Que gardo si maio frisado
Pèr l'aguio. Mai noun, e nous enganan pas :
De la Grapaudo es la nisado.
D'abord lou fiéu se gounflo en capelet sinous ;
E pièi, dins uno matinado,
Un fum de tèsto-d'ase espelis de si nous,
Lèu couva pèr li souleiado.
Li ribo di fangas, quand vèn lou mes de mai,
Soun farineto tousco e molo.
Aqui se vèi courdoun loungaru mai-que-mai
De lano negro que tremolo.
De-qu'es ? Belèu lou fiéu desfa d'un vièi debas
Que gardo si maio frisado
Pèr l'aguio. Mai noun, e nous enganan pas :
De la Grapaudo es la nisado.
D'abord lou fiéu se gounflo en capelet sinous ;
E pièi, dins uno matinado,
Un fum de tèsto-d'ase espelis de si nous,
Lèu couva pèr li souleiado.
"""
My version :
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nIXo3ecnRj
>>52475751
Oui, excusez-moi
>>52475781
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wRKJ1RWYQO
That's not bad at all, you forgot all the liasons kek, and you also pronounced many silent letters.
>>52475807
Oops pasted it twice, thanks Loonix and the middle click paste.
>>52475704
Je pense que c'est de la discrimination en effet, mais c'était il y a 10 ans maintenant, et je n'ai pas voulu me mettre mal avec une SSII (Alten à la Défense) par peur de plomber mes chances avec les autres SSII.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gDgUGlC4Fa
holy shit my voice sounded much deeper than i thought....
>>52475910
L O N D O N
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N
D
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>>52475851
>>52475845
And he forgot to pronounce some :
"Avec" should have a voiced [k] at the end
Not bad, considering the fact that the r's were correctly pronunced (no trill or no raspy sound)
>>52475807
Well if you'd have the women after you with that accent, and they aren't all as bad as the memes would have you believe.
Jeez I swear there is a lady near me that speaks in a similar kind of way to this.. her French is just insane. I have no chance with her, kek.
>>52475910
post boipucci
>>52475910
seriously, where the hell are you from? you are not a native English speaker but it's bugging me get that accent of yours... are you a mexican?
>>52475851
D'accord, j'ai déjà cherché les liaisons sur internet. J'ai oublié ça
Merci
>>52475807
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nIXo3ecnRj
Is guttural R the regular one in occitan ?
>>52472764
Tried to record but vocaroo keeps having errors, so whatever.
>>52476248
Have you let the website accessing your mic ?
>>52474013
someone take a stab at this
>>52475982
Ok. Thanks
>>52476093
NYC but i grew up speaking chinese. People always say that i have a lisp....
>>52476452
wouldn't say lisp but really sharp s's
>>52476035
Hehe no worry I now not all are slags or with teeth badly aligned.
When I'm speaking "everyday english", my accent is not _that_ british.
I mean, it would be more like :
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZrHUk63G2v
This is much more outrageously french.
As for the Serbs I am working with, they don't seem to care. For those who speak english.
I speak german with another in order to avoid our respective bosses.
>>52476220
It depends on where you are.
Mine is rhodanien.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEJKG3zgW8M
>>52476452
I guess you're not afraid of parenthesis ?
>>52472764
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16KdTwRqqub
Forgot the obligatory english
Polish
Litwo! Ojczyzno moja! ty jesteś jak zdrowie.
Ile cię trzeba cenić, ten tylko się dowie,
Kto cię stracił. Dziś piękność twą w całej ozdobie
Widzę i opisuję, bo tęsknię po tobie.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NsSwSH3LEr
German
Die rote Nation liegt im Sterben. Vom Feuerlande bis weit über die nordamerikanischen Seen hinauf liegt der riesige Patient ausgestreckt, niedergeworfen von einem unerbittlichen Schicksale, welches kein Erbarmen kennt. Er hat sich mit allen Kräften gegen dasselbe gesträubt, doch vergeblich; seine Kräfte sind mehr und mehr geschwunden; er hat nur noch wenige Atemzüge zu tun, und die Zuckungen, die von Zeit zu Zeit seinen nackten Körper bewegen, sind die Konvulsionen, welche die Nähe des Todes verkündigen.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uMQRFOH4c8
>>52476594
I have heard much stronger french accents but i honestly like them, my neighbour speaks like this when he tries english: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1u4O81jxSfm It's great
>>52472764
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11QdOhpKETw
>>52472764
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vkzNHwMSoi
give me spanish :((((
>>52477238
“Que el Estado es el órgano de dominación de una determinada clase, la cual no puede conciliarse con su antípoda (con la clase contrapuesta a ella), es algo que esta democracia pequeñoburguesa no podrá jamás comprender.”
>>52477357
t. Pablo Iglesias
>>52477395
Triggered t b h.
>>52477357
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1R7V0UsYcLV
am i spanish now? :DD
>>52477062
Man, this was pretty terrible.
I guess it's the Carignan who's talking.
>Polish
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GO47ymu7Rv
>Hitler
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14WZ7UuFUyS
>>52477113
Haha this was unexpected !
>>52477434
You have to pronounce ce and ci like 'th' to be spanish, so let's just say honorary spaniard.
>>52477476
That sounded accent-wise almost Middle Eastern.
>>52477357
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1U9UQGbjTmK
Es bleiben im Raum: Keitel, Jodl, Krebs und Burgdorf.Das war ein Befehl! Der Angriff Steiner war Befehl!Wer sind Sie, dass Sie es wagen,sich meinenBefehlen zu widersetzen? So weit ist es also gekommen...Das Militär hat mich belogen!Jeder hatmich belogen, sogar die SS! Die gesamte Generalität ist nichts weiter als ein Haufen niederträchtiger, treuloser Feiglinge
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PV6YzL3wMp
Gimme your best hitler, lads
>>52477706
Pretty good pronunciation, but you sound dead inside mate.
>>52477711
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hQgzIATuvh
Ich habe die Katze geweckt um ewig zu sein.
>>52477659
Middle Eastern like... ?
>>52478032
>but you sound dead inside mate
there's a skeleton inside every single one of us
>>52477711
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TDIzx6tIc9
mate, this is impossible for us brazilians :(
pure bollocks i give up
>>52477711
God damn it now I don't have enough privacy. ;_;
>>52478084
Like a Saudi expatriate
>>52478084
I can't rate German being hat im English b u ti live with germans and that was a damn good job
>>52478134
noice try ;)))
>>52478221
Ha merde :/
>>52478123
Thanks god for my skeleton. It prevents me from crawling on the ground like a giant maggot.
>>52478161
There's nothing wrong with reciting some fake Hitler speech to a vocaroo thread in a korean picture album on the interwebz.
Your neighbours should understand this.
>>52478544
Danke, mein Liebling. Kein homo.
>>52478619
Nah, it's not that I give a shit about that, I just have people around me and noise so I can't record.
Maybe a little later.
>>52477357
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rxq6ZkeINW
I tried :D
>>52478927
just shout loud enough
>>52478927
are you the italian that used to play guitar and sing on voc? that was always good
>>52478619
Kein problem Mein klein Liebling. Duh Kein homo uezs
>>52479010
Nah, I'm the one from earlier in the thread, I posted that vocaroo in English. I'm also slav diaspora, not really Italian.
>>52477357
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cZum9o3of0
>>52479068
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02HHVcUAkNI
Fuck my post bugged out
>>52474013
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xA2b0zbGt3
>>52473110
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0llcvP7vJEL
>>52477711
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ym3sy3OY8V
Sieg heil
Some Old Tupi if anyone wants to try:
T’ereîkuab opakatu Tupã asé rekomonhangaba. Xe ruba i angaturam, nde ruba i angaturam. ‘Ybotyra og uba oîmoeté.
>>52478957
kuu
>>52479129
I'm Croatian. But I can understand Slovenian somewhat well if that's what you were asking.
>>52472764
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qFPHsN0JZC
Warning: horrible mic.
Tell me if you hear a slight accent.
>>52479088
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0llcvP7vJEL
You forgot a liason at "vous ait" and "vous avez"
The t at the end of idiot is silent
The g from figez sounds like "j"
>>52477711
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gbqffQdi2L
my hitler :^D
>>52479088
>>52479180
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1waz3adqT9u
Only one third of the wine bottle remaining.
When it's two fingers to midnight I go to sleep.
>>52479238
Stop drinking cheap American wine, Pierre
>>52472764
the obligatory english:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RsPXZTFOD7 :^)
>>52479361
Kek, wrong french poster :^)
And I didn't enjoy this californian wine btw
>>52479210
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xhulST3vFw
>>52479238
>Cheap american wine
>Southern Carignan
Mine is from Narbonne, and it ain't a cheap american wine. It's a french cheap one :^)
I once drank some californian Vionnier, it was excellent. But it did not came cheap.
>>52479222
Thanks dude
>>52479238
The ã in Tupã is a nasal vowel like the ones in Portuguese. The nh in rekomonhangaba is like the spanish ñ. The tupi Y is pronounced like the finnish Y. Not really bad though
Also lel what's up with your X sound
>>52479509
Yeah, I work here. Gonna move the family here soon, hopefully. That makes me diaspora I guess.
Do you have an ex-yu parent or something?
>>52478957
Good enough :)
>>52479129
Very good pronunciation tbqh, but the "u" in "que" is not pronounced, and "ll" sounds like "y".
8.5/10
>>52479634
>and "ll" sounds like "y"
>yeismo
Absolutely disgusting
Well I meant Viognier, but if you care to correct me, you mean to me _that_ edgy, and you cannot discuss edgy with a frenchman wearing a moustache, drinking wine listening to Big Cheese All Star
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-s2c3m7C3sA
>>52479595
Nope, just studied slovene as I was deemed to end my studium there. I'm perfecting my slovene right now, but lacking people to speak with.
>>52479634
Gracias !
>>52479593
I guess I just did the X like in Russian, my bad.
>>52472764
Toki li wa ma o-limi?
>>52479180
7/10 lad
do you know what language I posted?
>>52479726
I've never noticed any diference, maybe is a thing of my region. Record it and show me the difference please.
>>52479853
My voice is shit currently so not now.
>>52479843
No idea Tbh, i tried reading it like it was some slavic language
>>52479853
I've always thought ll was little stronger, like double y if that makes sense
Will do Arabic, here's a template.
وَاعْتَصِمُوا بِحَبْلِ اللَّهِ جَمِيعًا وَلَا تَفَرَّقُوا ۚ وَاذْكُرُوا نِعْمَتَ اللَّهِ عَلَيْكُمْ إِذْ كُنْتُمْ أَعْدَاءً فَأَلَّفَ بَيْنَ قُلُوبِكُمْ فَأَصْبَحْتُمْ بِنِعْمَتِهِ إِخْوَانًا وَكُنْتُمْ عَلَىٰ شَفَا حُفْرَةٍ مِنَ النَّارِ فَأَنْقَذَكُمْ مِنْهَا ۗ كَذَٰلِكَ يُبَيِّنُ اللَّهُ لَكُمْ آيَاتِهِ لَعَلَّكُمْ تَهْتَدُونَ
>>52480173
>>52479726
>>52479980
I just checked it and according to the RAE (the official academy of the spanish language) /ll/ can be pronounced both ways, but is way more common to pronounce it like /y/
http://lema.rae.es/dpd/srv/search?id=HK5DEyboyD6iOqnxZu
>>52480558
El servicio de consulta del diccionario no está disponible en estos momentos.
Inténtelo de nuevo pasados unos segundos.
wna esa
>>52480631
It works for me, try it again.
>>52479969
It's Persian.
I avoided saying it because people jump to the conclusion that you're supposed to be all throaty like Arabic when in fact it's a soft-spoken and smooth language.
>>52480667
yeah works when I refreshed few times
>>52477357
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1E2BafPTwW2
>>52480750
You sound very english, my friend.
>>52481095
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RZNDPQalSa
Anyone have any 中文?
r8 my japanese senpaitachi :^)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MnBW0Tbk8L
>>52481533
可愛いwww
>>52480714
If you speak Persian, could you please record yourself saying that text? I'm curious, i have no idea how it's supposed to sound like
>>52481848
http://www.omniglot.com/writing/persian.htm
Scroll down a bit and there's a recording of it
>>52481928
Shieeet, i didn't believe you before, but it really sounds nice. Is it an Indo-European language? The numbers sound really familiar
>>52481533
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ywuVAq1UbN
r8 my japanese toooo
>>52482365
>Persian belongs to the Western branch of the Iranian family of Indo-European languages
>>52482602
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uNc5giAZwN
>>52483424
???
>>52483317
Chubek, is that you?
Also, a Persian diaspora once told me that Farsi is like 40% Arabic in word count.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1D3BEcECY9V
>>52482602
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0u7uVgMF5ZA
lewd/10
>>52483815
Like 10-15%
>>52482602
11/10 hot as fuck, better than Kamiyan
pls more
>>52477357
r8
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07AQaCwUFKZ
>>52486516
CHI
7/10
you sound brazilian
>>52486838
I've gotten that a few times before interestingly.
No idea why, Born and Raised in America.
Took 2 classes of Spanish at University.
>>52472764
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tnN1Ri1LaI
>>52488887
That was really good
>ambassador
is 4 syllables, the "sa" is the one you kind of skipped over.
>>52472764
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cs2fBD5Ktc
>>52477476
Ą and Ę are both sounds that exist in French, and you messed those up out of all the sounds you could have messed up?
Besides that, surprisingly good, assuming you aren't Polish
