>small town mentality
>retarded dialects
>cowbells everywhere
>church bells everywhere
>the largest city is about the size of an average boring German town
>overpriced
>xenophobic
>the entire country feels more like one big village
>boring people
>boring cities
>boring everything
switzerland is absolutely rubbish
good gun laws and low taxes make it way better than cuckmany though
they're literally becoming little Balkans along with Austria
>xenophobic
O vey
>>52472407
Imao stay mad hans
I thought this was a bashing thread. And you only mentioned good things about it.
So. Is this a praise Switzerland now?
schwiizerdütsch is qt tho
>>52472407
>xenophobic
>back thing
t.hans cuc.ked
>>52472407
Thats all true, but their income is really high, so is one of the best cunts to live (at least for a while)
>>52472407
Sounds like fun
>>52472407
been wondering but what's that church bell ringing shit that keeps comin up in every thread. do those bells never ring elsewhere or what
>>52473917
No, they really don't.
>>52472407
Lmao you are talking like Germany is interestig in any way
>>52474603
Not OP but
>What is Berlin
>What is Köln
>What is München
The list can go on forever. Germany is the party capital of Europe.
>>52474093
Where I live they do
>>52474706
>Berlin
Very "diverse" isnt it?
>>52472407
>xenophobic
>muh diversity
>>52474882
It's 2015 you know
>>52474806
Literally who cares when you only go there for clubbing and art exhibitions every now and then.
>>52472407
None of the points listed are necessarily bad. You're just some arrogant city leftist hippie to whom anything regarded conservative or Christian is worse than Hitler and who gets satisfaction and social gain points from support of importing violence and social disorder.
>>52472407
>cowbells everywhere
there's never enough of those, amirite xD
>tfw no Swiss gf
>>52472407
You sure must be enjoying all those Syrians.
>you don't like xenophobic people, you must be one of those leftist city fags! enjoy the refugees lmao!!!
>>52472407
t. Ahmedto Al-Baharbosa
>>52472407
Hast du denn Basler wirklich so doll'
>>52475355
>actually thinking swiss fall under the definition of 'xenophobic'
>>52475452
Most of switzerland IS xenophobic
>>52475355
HE MAD
>>52472407
Calm down Mrs. Schumacher
>>52474706
>Ibiza
>>52475496
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>52475555
Of course you at the other end of the world know better.
>>52475355
We'll be having the last laugh when Muhammed rapes your family.
>>52475536
I'd rather fucking die than party in Ibiza lmfao
How basic and trashy do you actually have to be
Do you think anyone from Ibiza would ever gain an entrance to Berghain
>>52472407
You forgot
>always hide in their mountains whenever shit is hitting the fan in Europe
>"neutral" vs most world issue as in too cowardly to express their views
>playground for money-laundering millionaires
>inferior chocolate
>>52472407
>GLORIOUS SWITZERLANDIA!!!!
THE KEK ENVY IS PALPABLE.
>>52475622
Thank you for prooving my point.
>>52474706
nigga I passed through munich this very holiday, the only thing that stuck in my mind was the combination of shithouse depressing weather and the fact that I saw more niggers and mehmets than germans
>>52475735
Must be a huge change from seeing more chinks than Australians in Australia.
>>52475735
Please don't use the "n word" as a white person (I'm assuming you are white). Everywhere in the country has depressing weather right now, it's winter after all.
Is it easier to immigrate to Switzerland if I have distant family there?
>>52475801
t.bh f.am that hits closer to home than you think when you live in central sydney
thankfully it's only sydney and lelbourne that suffer from this plague
>>52475838
relax m8, it's just banter. t.bh though, I was expecting snow and what I got instead was just generically dreary grey skies and cold temperatures
>>52475972
>what I got instead was just generically dreary grey skies and cold temperatures
It's been like that for a few years now in all of Europe. At the moment the only countries where you can actually experience real, proper, snowy winter are Finland, Sweden and Norway.
>>52476075
I was hoping to see snow for the first time t.bh
;_;
>>52472407
>small town mentality
>church bells everywhere
>xenophobic
>the entire country feels more like one big village
How do I become a citizen?
>>52476321
You literally have to pass a test where they ask you about stupid shit that 99% of actual Swiss people would have no fucking clue about.
>>52476447
+ it's highly dependent on your community's feedback. I think some woman was denied a citizenship recently after 20 years of living in Switzerland because of that.
>>52476538
she wanted to ban cow bells
citizenship denied because of insanity
>>52476241
go up to north germany and use a ferry to get to estland or finland. pretty sure thats only like 100 europoor papers
>>52477019
>Estland
It's called Estonia in English, Udo.
>>xenophobic
Good, very good.
>>52477421
And its called Ostmark in German
>>52477556
Aren't all Slavs xenophobic as fuck?
