>sun sets at 3pm
>sun sets at noon in north
>cold winters
>boring summers
>nothing to do in all the country except hike
>hiking locations closed half the year because of shit weather
>awful roads
>high prices
>no one speaks outside
>the people that do speak in public are drunk swedes
>can't make local friends unless you grew up with them since you were 13
>capital city looks worse than a second tier Hungarian town
>other cities are perennially grey and rainy
>royal palace smaller than my next door neighbor's home, so pathetic looking that locals make fun of it
>main train station doesn't even have working ticketing gates
>"education"
>half the country is freelance artists or NEETs because they are told they don't have to do anything all their lives, just do what you love (nothing)
>thousand years of no accomplishments, no renowned universities, most famous person nowadays is a blogger or an idiot who sang about a fox sound
Yet still ranked the best place to live in the world
>no one speaks outside
Implying thats a bad thing
Id definitely move there if beer wasnt so expensive, along with everything else
>cold winters
>other cities are perennially grey and rainy
It can't be that cold if it's raining desu
>>52470915
Lick my asshole
>>52470769
>hiking locations closed half the year because of shit weather
The whole post is pretty cute, but this one takes the cake. How the fuck do you close a hiking location? Fence in the mountain? Do you buy tickets to hike in America?
>>52471500
with landmines of course
>>52471500
I don't know what he is talking about, I live in Northeastern America and I never see any hiking trails that have any sort of regulation. It might be a Western thing, there are a lot of National Parks out there.
Over half the things you listed are positives, the only really bad one being there being nothing to do.
>>52470769
You won't bait many of us by shit-talking Oslo.
>hiking locations closed half the year because of shit weather
What
>>52470769
hhnnnnngghhhh success breeds jealousy
>>52471500
>Do you buy tickets to hike in America?
Unless you want to get shot, yes.
>>52471928
>being there being nothing to do
I can't for the life of me understand people who say this. There are _different_ things to be done, not no things.
Just because your favorite coffee shop or club or whatever you people spend your time on doesn't exist there doesn't mean there's nothing to do.
>>52470769
>thousand years of no accomplishments
What about that cheese slicer?
>>52471980
Oslo is ok
>>52470769
>you will never cozy up to your nordic qt gf and shitpost all day never having to work because of your oil neet bux
A
>>52472487
That looks just like my inlaws winter cabin. Where is this from?
2nd tier hungarian towns are pretty cute
norgayans have nothing close to that
>>52470769
>half the country is freelance artists or NEETs because they are told they don't have to do anything all their lives, just do what you love (nothing)
桃源郷
>>52470769
Just lies deau
>half the country is freelance artists or NEETs because they are told they don't have to do anything all their lives, just do what you love (nothing)
I love being rimmed. Do I have rimjobs every day? No
>>52470769
>Hiking locations closed off
No they aren't
>Capital is ugly
Yes, but Bergen and Trondheim have been the capital previously
>Can't make friends
You're just retarded
>Nothing accomplished
We we're occupied for 400 years desu, but we've made up for it. Made advancements in shipbuilding, artificial fertilizer, cheese slicer, object based coding, oil drilling technologies and others.
>No famous universities
Northernmost university, University of Tromsö
World knows scientific university, NTNU
>Small royal palace
Building started in 1824, we've just gained 'independence' and were extremely poor.
>>52470769
yes, this is all true. norway sucks guys. don't come here.
>>52473419
Damn swede
Australian Abo here, what place in Norway should I permanently move to get more in touch with my Norwegian roots?(the dum white dog who raped muh great granny had a great great great great great great great great great great great Norwegian grandfather btw so I'm pretty much)
I would really like to express my Norwegian raping genes
>>52473419
Back to peeling bananas
>>52473910
Kautokeino
>>52472241
I'm with you on this one, those who moved to London or other cities do exactly the same thing as in Norway, only at other stores or locations.
>>52470769
>sun sets at 3pm
it's a sad feel
>>52473910
You need to practice rape before we let you in old senpai, find subject and when you've become a master we'll consider your application
>>52474037
Feels good
>>52474037
>it doesn't rise at all
>>52470769
Norway has a population of like 6 million people... of course nothing ever happens there, and that's exactly why I like the place. The landscape in your country is great and you have your own language which is unaffected by American bullshit... you should be grateful.
>>52474163
>unaffected by American bullshit
hehe mm
>>52474163
What does not happen here which is happening in other cunts?
>>52474163
We have swedish immigrants. Which other countries have that? We good, others bad
>>52470915
Fucking Europeans and their half-litres. When I buy beer I want a full blooded pint.
>>52474298
I mean the language... obviously none of us can escape the onslaught of American 'culture'.
>>52474611
>big cool cities you've seen in hollywood movies
><insert international brand> store/restaurant/coffee shop
>exciting natural disasters
>exciting violent crime
>exciting ghetto areas
Some people feel a need to be "where stuff happens", whatever that means. I think they just want to surround themselves with as many people as possible, some kind of herd mentality.
>>52474949
>herd mentality
We are social creatures after all. some people just need to be around others, for whatever reason.
>>52474870
Our language is undergoing a collapse, like half the vocabulary is getting replaced with american words and the grammar and phrases are getting more american too.
And it could hardly be considered "our own language" in the first place, with how much it is based on danish.
>>52474163
>which is unaffected by American bullshit
Norwegian slang is permeated by (American) English words. Fortunately our formal language isn't.
>>52475002
Yeah, but what more do they gain from living in a big city?
It's not like they really interact with the people they crowd into the metro with.
>>52475038
>>52475043
Still... the language is descended from Old Norse... you can't really say it's based on Danish because both languages share a common root. It's true that Norwegian SPELLING is based on Danish, but not the language itself. Sorry to hear that American English makes such an impact... I suppose it's the 'classical latin' of our time, except any old moron can write something down and be widely read.
>>52475038
>Our language is undergoing a collapse
hehe
>like half the vocabulary is getting replaced with american words
I disagree. When I speak really informally I frequently use English words and terms, but they rarely account for more than 10% of what I say.
When I speak formally I don't use English words at all.
>and the grammar and phrases are getting more american too.
Only in the informal language.
>And it could hardly be considered "our own language" in the first place, with how much it is based on danish.
That's just bokmål. Our spoken dialects are quite different from Danish.
>>52475038
> with how much it is based on danish.
Found the Austlending
>>52475168
If you go deep into it, the language is much more Norwegian than Danish, with mostly Norwegian syntax and phonology. But a big part of the language is shaped by Danish. I say Norwegian is relexified Norwegian, where the vocabulary and the endings are Danish, but they are organized in a mostly Norwegian way. So at its core, yes Norwegian, but it's far from proper Norwegian.
>>52475171
The informal language is what people use. When people need to read dictionaries to learn Norwegian words, which children of the future will have to, the words don't have any real life.
>>52470769
>most famous person nowadays is a blogger or an idiot
Why you not like our most famous one?
>>52475951
FUCKING
>>52475963
CHEESE SLICER
stop knowing things about norway you autists
>>52470769
OP is jelous, lmaoaoaoao
>>52470915
It's only expensive by british standards, our prices are adjusted to norwegian wages. If you lived here, you'd have more purchasing power.
>>52476336
t. Abu'l-Fath Jalal ud-din Muhammad Akbar
>>52472573
I can tell you where it isn't from, your inlaws winter cabin.
LE BREIVIK FACE
>>52475038
>I like having my shit fucked up every now and then: the post
>>52476397
You mad because you have to suck your danish overlords cock every day?
Daily reminder, no matter how horrible it is in Norway, Denmark or Sweden, it is twice as horrible in Finland. Let that sink in.
>>52476584
>it is twice as horrible in Finland
Nothing is more horrible than Sweden 2015 my friend.
>>52476566
m8 greenland won the war for independence.
>>52474099
it really doesn't
>>52477245
yes it does
good thing you don't live here then
>>52470769
Oslo is literally a shithole city which has no merit at all. The only thing going for it is that it's the fucking capital and that's just how it's been for about a hundred years.
Literally every place save North Norway is better than Oslo.
>>52476670
RARE
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>>52475467
>>52475038
>>52475043
Get out of the shithole named Oslo and perhaps you'll see that the rest of the population isn't as Americanised as you.
>>52472241
>There are _different_ things to be done, not no things.
>Just because your favorite coffee shop or club or whatever you people spend your time on doesn't exist there
I demand culture, city-life, an arts scene, anything else is plebshit.
>>52478023
>city-life
If you demand all of those things, why do you live in a country of which only has one?
>>52475067
Fuck off you uncultured suburban pleb.
>>52478246
Piss off you metrosexual faggot
>>52478023
What is "city-life"?
>>52477991
I bet my balls it's like that in other Norwegian cities like Bergen and Trondheim.
>>52470769
What the fuck is up with that filename
>>52478023
Oslo has plenty of "city" culture for a Nordic city, but nothing in comparison to any US city. What do you even expect from a country in which the total population is smaller than that of most real cities around the world?
>>52478364
Nah, almost everyone I interact with over the age of 18 speaks Norwegian.
>>52478107
>one
>NYC
>Austin
>LA
>SF
>Las Vegas
>Boston
>Baton Roug
>Nashville
>New Orleans
Norway:
>Oslo
>>52478563
of course. everyone speaks Norwegian. my point is that they use English/American words when they speak. this doesn't only apply to people from Oslo or eastern Norway in general. at my uni there are people from all over the country and they all use the same amount of anglicisms.
>>52478023
I have no idea about the quality but art scenes certainly exist in Oslo, Bergen and Trondheim. And I doubt you even looked into what happens in Oslo city. You're being vague about what you want here but if it's shit like music concerts, entertainment in general etc. then of course Oslo has things to offer for those who look.
>>52478665
You're just proving my point. All of those are full of niggers, absolute trash human beings, no culture at all and only "abstract post-modern art" scenes
The US is fucking shit when it comes to everything except metrosexual faggotry and nigger degeneracy
>>52478308
Pleb faggot pseud. detected.
>>52478321
A music scene (one for arts in general really), fashion boutiques, coffee shops, bars, bistros, good restaurants, parks, cafés, music grpups, etc., all within walking distance.
>>52478536
>nothing in comparison to any US city
Pleb af
>>52478691
>my point is that they use English/American words when they speak
And my point is that they don't. Not unless it is something which should be English in the first place (ie. something technical for example)
>>52478726
Is it as much as any American city though?
>>52478740
See >>52478798
>Pleb faggot pseud. detected.
>>52478900
>no arguments
Nah, sounds like you're the pleb here desu
>>52470769
our summers are amazing 2bh
>>52478930
No point in arguing with someone who complains about modern art.
>>52472584
(you)
>>52479027
Post-modern art is barely art.
>>52478246
Cities are for niggers you fucking faggot
>>52479308
t. someone with no formal education in art
>>52479308
Reminds me of Guerrnica desu
>>52479677
See >>52478798
>Pleb faggot pseud. detected.
>>52478900
It's as much as any city of the same size.
WE WUZ VIKINGS AN SHEEEIT
>norgay absolutely BTFO
>>52479741
>Expensive
>Loud
>Filled with niggers
At least you have your fashion boutiques right?
I live outside NYC and the only thing I agree with is having local music, even then it's not worth sacrificing living standards for something you probably use maybe once a week. You don't need a city to have a shitton of great restaurants
>>52479849
>Italian """banter"""
>>52479849
>we wuz starving and shit
>>52479849
>we wuz cucked an shiet
>>52479872
Stop living in the shit areas of the city then, and yes you do need cities for good restaurants, what's considered good in suburban and rural areas is shit compared to city fare.
>>52480360
If you live in a nice area of the city you got rid of the niggers, and they're still everywhere in public transport. Those areas are expensive as fuck (either a small apartment or you need a 6 figure salary) how often do you go and enjoy the art scene? It makes more sense to take a train in and spend a day in the city than to live in some shit apartment hearing everything your neighbors do.
You're genuinely retarded if you think only cities have good restaurants
>>52480360
Then how can you explain such a large number of the very best restaurants in the world being outside of large cities? Smaller towns have less variety, but larger cities have tons more bad eggs.
>>52480672
Daily
>>52480676
On average the better ones are in cities.
>>52479931
They're known to be pretty ire.
>>52479779
Can't beat Athens and Austin desu
>>52480825
I wouldn't necessarily say so, and smaller towns are much more likely to reflect the actual food culture of a country, compared to the more globalized big towns. Also, you state here >>52478798 what your requirements for city-life are, but it's strange, as my town of less than 50k fulfills all those criteria. It's almost as if most of the western world is built around having life within walking distance? But I guess that's a foreign concept to a deluded American like you.
>>52482812
See >>52482165
It's about variety to go along with quality.
>>52472362
>showing us a blurry picture of the one developed street block of Oslo to show it's ok
>>52476364
i understand that. but i wanna go there as a tourist but its so expensive. there should be tourist prices lol
>>52474163
>unaffected by American bullshit
I've got some bad news for you bro...
You are all correct.
Im just gonna go ahead and agree with you all.
T. Alfred Barbersonn
Dude whiteness LMAO.
>>52484237
>what are webcams
>>52470769
sounds like where I live desu
OP I really think you should delete this thread. Norwegians here don't like being teased, if you've seen the Cheese grater banter threads they can get kind of nutty
>>52478665
>LA
We are not a real city, thank you very much. If you want real cities in CA try SF or to a lesser extent SD.
You know how the South part of the Bay area is sort of like an extended suburb of SF? LA is kind of like that except we don't have an SF we are organized around. It's just a vast expanse of bland semiurban Latino-Jewish banality with no real culture that isn't hidden and exclusive. It is pretty comfy and has nice geography, but don't ever mistake it for a city.
>>52484832
T. Al bruno..
>>52484753
It's okey. Chicks world wide likes us and loves giving us rimjobs.
