Who is your country's:
1. Lousy Neighbor
2. Best Neighbor
3. Biggest Enemy
4. Rival
5. Oldest Friend
6. Best Friend
7. Parent Figure
1. Mexico
2. Canada
3. DPRK
4. China
5. France
6. Israel
7. UK
>>52470256
1.Spain
2.Belgium
3.Albion
4.Germany
5.Scotland
6.Dunno, probably Belgium
7.We're our own parent bro.
1. Mexico
2. Canada
3. DPRK
4. China
5. France
6. Japan
7. UK
>>52470256
1. Canada
2. n/a
3. Israel
4. UK
5. n/a
6. n/a
7. n/a
you're a faggot btw OP
1. Everyone
2. No one
3. Everyone
4. Everyone
5. No one
6. No one
7. No one
>>52470256
>Who is your country's:
>1. Lousy Neighbor
Mexico
>2. Best Neighbor
Canada
>3. Biggest Enemy
China
>4. Rival
Russia
>5. Oldest Friend
France
>6. Best Friend
Phillipines
>7. Parent Figure
Britbongistan
>>52470256
1- France
2- Andorra
3- UK
4- UK
5- Holy See
6- Portugal
7- Too many
>>52470256
>>52473175
>DPRK
Put down the weedjoint kid, it's starving your brain of oxygen
>1. Lousy Neighbor
Mexico is objectively a SHIT neighbor
>2. Best Neighbor
Canada, obviously
>3. Biggest Enemy
Russia, although some of our Frenemies like Pakistan and Saudi are next worst
>4. Rival
Implying USA has any peers worthy of rivalry
>5. Oldest Friend
No friends, only temporary allies
>6. Best Friend
As #5
>7. Parent Figure
UK
>>52470256
>>52473175
>>52473695
>>52474941
>Murrica
>Parent figure
>not bongistan, Frankistan and Al Andalus
>Lousy neighbor
Mexico
>Best neighbor
Canada
>Biggest enemy
Russia
>Rival
China
>Oldest Friend
France
>Best Friend
Japan
>Parent Figure
Bongistan
>>52470256
Who is your country's:
>1. Lousy Neighbor
America
>2. Best Neighbor
America
>3. Biggest Enemy
muh ISIS
>4. Rival
Denmark
>5. Oldest Friend
America
>6. Best Friend
America
>7. Parent Figure
America
>Spain I guess
>Italy, Monaco, Luxembourg, Belgium, Germany...
>Muslim countries
>Englel, Germany
>Scotland, Spain, America
>UK, America, Germany
>Gauls...Romans...Franks...let's just say we're our own parent
>>52475095
>>52474941
>I'm still stuck in the cold war
Wew fucking oldfags are on today
>>52473854
>3&4- UK
you are just where our old go to die and our poor go to get skin cancer. What era do you live in where UK is an actual enemy and rival for spain?
>>52470256
>1. Lousy Neighbor
Serbia
>2. Best Neighbor
The Black Sea
>3. Biggest Enemy
Turkey
>4. Rival
Greece
>5. Oldest Friend
The Black Sea
>6. Best Friend
The Black Sea
>7. Parent Figure
WE WUZ MONGOLS AND SHIT
>>52470256
>1. Lousy Neighbor
Ukraine.
>2. Best Neighbor
-
>3. Biggest Enemy
>4. Rival
USA
>5. Oldest Friend
>6. Best Friend
-
>7. Parent Figure
USSR and RE.
1.Syria
2.Georgia
3.Greece
4.Balkanlar
5.Russia
6.Azerbaijan
7. We are the parent figure.
>>52475389
>5. Oldest Friend
>5.Russia
what?
>>52475483
are you serious?
>be Turkey
>Ataturk fighting in lots of battles
>October revolution
>Bolsheviks calling their troops back home
>giving Atatürk a lot of support against imperialists
>Turkish republic formed
fucking Nato and 1980 military coup destroyed us. we could have been good Eurasian allies now mate.
>>52475483
Despite from that shit we share pretty much the same history with turkey i think
both had strong empires, both have butthurt belt, both archenemy of the west
>>52475570
never known bolsheviks supported Ataturk
but RE and OE were the worst enemies although
>>52475269
https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conflicto_diplom%C3%A1tico_entre_Espa%C3%B1a_y_Reino_Unido_de_2013-2014
Your country is host to drug traffickers, killers, tax evaders, money launderers and many more scum, literally the cancer of the south of the EU
>>52475371
although the best neighbour is Finland
>>52470256
1. Lousy Neighbor - Mexico
2. Best Neighbor - Canada
3. Biggest Enemy - Russia, China
4. Rival - Canada, China
5. Oldest Friend - France
6. Best Friend - France, Isreal
7. Parent Figure - UK
1. Mexico
2. Canada
3. Russia
4. China
5. Morocco
6. Canada
7. UK
>>52475857
>posting a link to Spanish wikipedia like any of us can read it
How about you post it in an actual language that makes sense next time, Pedro.
1. Norway
2. USA/iceland
3. Norway
4. Faroe islands
5. Denmark
6. Denmark
7. Denmark
1.Russia
2.Dunno, maybe Kyrgyzstan
3.Uzbekistan
4.Ukraine
5.Turkey
6.No one
7.Turkic Khaganate
>>52475700
this. and Jews also were good friends of Turks against Christian Europe. it is funny how things change so radically.
>>52475853
>but RE and OE were the worst enemies although
honestly, do you think your wars with Ottoman Empire were worse than those sneaky business with Nato during Cold War. i don't think so.
>>52476231
>than those sneaky business with Nato during Cold War.
actually I know nothing about that
tell me
>>52473441
>Israel
>biggest enemy
>>52476374
these between you and America aka Nato.
>those civil wars
>those coups
>those Afghanistan stuff
Most Turks prefer you over USA here. believe me. we are not hating you.
1. Guernsey
2. Sark
3. Guernsey
4. Don't really have one
5. France
6. Anyone with money
7. England
>>52475700
>both archenemy of the west
Bullshit. Where're no united west before ww2, so, some west cunt were our allies and some were our enemies. But Turkey was our enemy all the fucken time.
Wouldn't Cuba be our official worst neighbor? They literally pointed nukes at us.
>>52470256
>1. Lousy Neighbor
Ukrain
>2. Best Neighbor
BELARUS
E
L
A
R
U
S
>3. Biggest Enemy
USA
>4. Rival
USA
>5. Oldest Friend
Belarus again
>6. Best Friend
Belarus
>7. Parent Figure
USSR
>>52470256
1. Macedonia
2. Romania(The only one we don't hate, that is)
3. Albania
4. Croatia
5. Germany
6. Russia
7. France
>>52470256
>Cheech and Chong
>An American and a Canadian
>The American is a spic and the Canadian is a chink
Holy shit I just realized cheech and chong are a living /int/ meme
>>52470256
1. Slovenia
2. France
3. no enemies
4. France
5. USA
6. Spain
7. Greece
>>52476887
Why do you think Western Bulgaria is a lousy neighbour?
why do France and Spain hate each other?
>>52470256
1. Argentina
2. Argentina
3. Argentina
4. Argentina
6. Argentina
7. Portugal
>>52470256
>Lousy Neighbor
Vatican City? Idk we've have a lot of pretty nice neighbors desu senpai.
>Best Neighbor
Switzerland.
>Biggest Enemy
We're not relevant enough to have big enemies :(
>Rival
France.
>Oldest Friend
Germany.
>Best Friend
Spain
>Parent Figure
WE WUZ ROMANS N SHIET
>>52476459
>France is NZ's oldest friend
Y-you too
>>52470256
1. Mexico
2. Canada
3. ISIS
4. China
5. France
6. Canada
7. UK
>>52476887
>France
Wot :DDDDDDDDDD
>>52477128
It's like Japan-S.Korea relationship
They think we're their rival but we don't care about them (no offense)
>>52474941
>>52475095
>>52475929
>>52475936
... fcuk you guys
>He unironically believes Israel is a parent figure to the United States.
>>52477437
learn to read retard
>>52477329
What do they tell you in Russian state sponsored media?
That we're the best of friends?
>>52477506
My mistake.
Just got off work, I'm tired.
Best friend is an alright way of putting it.
>>52470256
accurate to be honest
>>52473441
>Canada
>lousy neighbor
>Israel
>enemy
Holy shit lol how's being 15 dude?
>>52477128
IRL we don't care about Spain.
Who is your country's:
1. Lousy Neighbor
>United Kingdom
2. Best Neighbor
>United Kingdom
3. Biggest Enemy
>We don't really have one anymore.
4. Rival
>United Kingdom
5. Oldest Friend
>France or Spain maybe
6. Best Friend
>USA
7. Parent Figure
>USA
1. Lousy Neighbour
Ireland
2. Best Neighbour
Ireland
3. Biggest Enemy
Perfidious JF
4. Rival
France
5. Oldest Friend
Alberto Barbosa
6. Best Friend
Commonweath
7. Parent Figure
Roman Empire
>>52470256
>1. Lousy Neighbor
Romania
>2. Best Neighbor
Austria
>3. Biggest Enemy
Hungary
>4. Rival
don't really have one
>5. Oldest Friend
Germany/Austria
>6. Best Friend
Poland, V4
>7. Parent Figure
Ancient Magyar horsefuckers?
>1. Lousy Neighbour
Spain
>2. Best Neighbour
Spain
>3. Biggest Enemy
Spain
>4. Rival
Spain
>5. Oldest Friend
UK
>6. Best Friend
shit i dont know, greece?
>7. Parent Figure
Alberto Barbosa
>>52470256
>1. Lousy Neighbor
Mexico
>2. Best Neighbor
Canada
>3. Biggest Enemy
Exercise
>4. Rival
China
>5. Oldest Friend
France
>6. Best Friend
Canada
>7. Parent Figure
UK
>>52477996
>5. Oldest Friend
>UK
>>52470256
>Who is your country's:
>1. Lousy Neighbor
Australia
>2. Best Neighbor
Australia
>3. Biggest Enemy
Australia
>4. Rival
Australia
>5. Oldest Friend
Australia
>6. Best Friend
Australia
>7. Parent Figure
UK
>>52477254
Jersey mate
>>52475939
>2015
>He doesnt know how to use a translator
>>52478099
Ye, they are that much of a cuck
>>52477996
<3
>>52477128
Morocco is a better neighbour than France, and is also less muslim
>1. Lousy Neighbor
Venezuela
>2. Best Neighbor
Panama
>3. Biggest Enemy
Venezuela
>4. Rival
Venezuela
>5. Oldest Friend
Venezuela
>6. Best Friend
Venezuela
>7. Parent Figure
Spain
>>52478099
s-sorry alberto
>>52477507
they arent really your biggest critics
>>52470256
1. Guatemala
2. Mexico
3. Guatemala
4. Costa Rica
5. Guyana?
6. Taiwan
7. UK
>>52470256
1. Italy
2. UK
3. UK
4. UK
5. Scotland
6. I'd say Belgium
7. No one
>>52470256
1. Moldova
2. The Black Sea, DESU
3. Russia
4. Poland
5. Serbia, I guess. Mixed feelings about it though
6. Again, the Black Sea.
7. France
1. Sweden
2. Estonia
3. Somalia
4. Sweden
5. Sweden
6. Estonia
7. Mongolia
>>52476887
same feelings
1. Lousy Neighbor
>argentina
2. Best Neighbor
>uruguay
3. Biggest Enemy
>paraguay
4. Rival
>argentina
5. Oldest Friend
>argentina
6. Best Friend
>usa
7. Parent Figure
>portugal
1.Papua New Guinea
2.New Zealand
3.New Zealand
4.New Zealand
5.New Zealand
6.New Zealand
7.UK/USA
>1. Lousy Neighbor
Chile
>2. Best Neighbor
Argentina
>3. Biggest Enemy
No one
>4. Rival
Argentina
>5. Oldest Friend
idk, Argentina maybe
>6. Best Friend
China
>7. Parent Figure
No one
>>52478669
Oh, hey, m8 !
I think "Normandy" would be more accurate, tho
I'm Canadian
>1. Lousy Neighbor
Michigan or New York
>2. Best Neighbor
Maine
>3. Biggest Enemy
ISIS currently
>4. Rival
Australia
>5. Oldest Friend
UK, France, and America
>6. Best Friend
America
>7. Parent Figure
UK and France
>>52470256
1.Russia
2.Sweden
3.Russia
4.Sweden
5.Germany
6.Estonia
7.Sweden
>>52476092
How has anyone not said anything about this flag yet
1.n/a
2. Ireland
3. France/America
4.France
5.Portugal
6. Canada
7. N/a
>>52483716
'cause greenland isn't all that rare if you've been here for more than a week, you newfag.
>>52477170
Il nostro più grande rivale storicamente è l'austria
>>52484590
Are we bros Italy or enemies? I can't tell
1. Mexico
2. Canada
3. I am not sure, I'd actually say Saudi Arabia
4. Russia
5. France
6. Canada i suppose
7. UK
1. Morroco.
2. Portugal.
3. Kebabs.
4. France.
5. No One.
6. Portugal?
7. Iberians?
>>52484749
both of our countries fucked italy over pretty bad in the treaty after ww1
>>52484749
i think we are bros
>>52484893
Oh yeah lel
1. Ukraine
2. Belarus
3. Don't know. Agressive muslims maybe.
4. USA, China
5. Belarus, Ukraine, Poland etc (Mostly countries being in USSR)
6. Belarus. I love most countries in the world.
7. Don't understand what it means
>Cunt
Scotland
>1. Lousy Neighbor
England
>2. Best Neighbor
England
>3. Biggest Enemy
England
>4. Rival
England
>5. Oldest Friend
England, France, Ireland, N.I
>6. Best Friend
Ireland
>7. Parent Figure
We wuz Picts n sheit
>>52484893
italy has the highest approval rating for america in all of europe
>>52470256
1. Indonesia
2. New Zealand
3. No one
4. New Zealand
5. USA
6. New Zealand
7. UK
>>52485008
>Ukraine
>friend of russia
russia I don't think you know what the word friend means
>>52485032
i wasn't talking about approval, more from a historical prospective. although i'd say we made it up to them after ww2. i reckon we could have given a lot of piedmont and liguria to france.
>>52485103
Fuck politics. I have many Ukrainian friends.
>>52485103
Central to East Ukraine are pretty cucked by Russia. They all speak Russian and generally like Russia too.
>>52485222
but that's not the point
>>52475924
Not the United states?
>>52485028
Plus be Edinburgh
>>52484921
Good lad
>>52485282
West Ukraine hate Russia for oppression from the USSR. It is long gone, and ussr does not exist anymore.
Populists politics uses ukrainian hate to russia for own purposes.
Sry for bad english.
>>52485529
Russian grill staying in my hostel here and she said Ukrainians are animals lok
1. Lousy Neighbor
Racist fuckers
2. Best Neighbor
We love everyone
3. Biggest Enemy
Mexican government
4. Rival
Mexican government
5. Oldest "Friend"
N/A
6. Best Friend
Everyone
7. Parent Figure
Spain/France/ USA
>>52486126
It is one stupid man. You may punch him for me.
>>52486193
She's nice though
>>52486159
Brofist. I wish you kick out you government.
>>52486307
Whatever. Punch her lol
>>52472993
>The French consider the UK rivals
That's cute.
>>52470256
1. South Korea
2. Japan
3. Japan
4. USA
5. The Koreans before they got cucked
6. Russia
7. b-but we're the Middle Kingdom
1. Vietnam
2. Best Korea
3. USA
4. Japan
5. Russia
6. Taiwan (Republic of China)
7. Mongolia
>>52486443
CHINA, CHINA, china china, china, CHINA
>tfw when people list USA as best friend
>>52486603
t. Donald J. Trump
>>52484319
Well plenty of people were freaking out over Gabon in another thread which is much more common than Greenland, so I assumed someone would notice
1. Philippine
2. Singapore
3. Australia
4. Malaysia
5. Malaysia
6. Malaysia
7. we're our own parent
>>52482684
Where the fuck is Belize?
>>52486324
Please send some nukes
>>52478168
as if Indo's aren't our lousy neighbor and biggest enemy. those fuckers cuck us at every chance. we should have steamrolled those cunts already
>>52486823
>Swedish education
1. Papua New Guinea
2. New Zealand
3. No idea. I don't think we have one at the moment. Tensions with Indonesia are sort of rising, I guess.
4. New Zealand
5. New Zealand
6. New Zealand
7. The United Kingdom
>>52486865
You could point out Belize on a map?
I'm amazed. Is it in south America or Africa?
>Lousy neighbour
Germany I guess
>Best neighbour
Belgium I guess
>Biggest enemy
Islam
>Rival
Denmark
>Best friend
Belgium
>Parent figure
The sea
Who is your country's:
1. Lousy Neighbor
>China
>Korea
2. Best Neighbor
>Taiwan
3. Biggest Enemy
>China
4. Rival
>China
5. Oldest Friend
>Portugal
6. Best Friend
>USA
7. Parent Figure
>China
>>52486928
yea it's like how more europeans would be able to point out slovenia on a map than americans, it's not in africa or south america, it's in central america bordering mexico.
a decent amount of americans retire there, they also speak english
>>52487046
I see.
Thanks for the reply
>>52486511
the only one american in the thread who knows the history before Cold War.
>>52470256
>1. Lousy Neighbor
Malaysia and Indonesia
>2. Best Neighbor
No one
>3. Biggest Enemy
Indonesia or some shit like that
>4. Rival
Malaysia
>5. Oldest Friend
Israel
>6. Best Friend
USA?
>7. Parent Figure
USA
1. Lousy Neighbor - Lebanon
2. Best Neighbor - Jordan
3. Biggest Enemy - Hard picking one...
4. Rival - Iran
5. Oldest Friend - Egypt
6. Best Friend - USA
7. Parent Figure - USA
>1. Lousy Neighbor
Fatmerica
>2. Best Neighbor
Belize
>3. Biggest Enemy
Guatemala, El Salvador
>4. Rival
Argentina
>5. Oldest Friend
Fatmerica
>6. Best Friend
We dont have
>7. Parent Figure
Spain
1 Germany
2 Germany
3 Germany
4 Germany
5 Germany
6 Germany
7 Germany
Fucking niggermans
1. Lousy Neighbor
Timor Leste
2. Best Neighbor
Chinkapore
3. Biggest Enemy
none
4. Rival
M'laysia
5. Oldest Friend
M'laysia
6. Best Friend
M'laysia
7. Parent Figure
none
>>52489608
In no way were you ever our oldest friend, wtf?
1. Mexico
2. Canada
3. Russia
4. China
5. Morocco
6. France/South Korea
7. UK
>>52470256
>1. Lousy Neighbor
Russia
>2. Best Neighbor
Sweden
>3. Biggest Enemy
Norway
>4. Rival
Sweden
>5. Oldest Friend
Denmark
>6. Best Friend
USA
>7. Parent Figure
wut
>>52482085
>vietnam and ghana
what did we do to make them like us so much?
>>52486865
>>52486928
I just realized that a major contributor to the
>american education
meme is because of how focused our media and social interactions are on europe / ANZUS
To euros, anything below mexico must be just as unfathomable as eastern europe and beyond to north americans
>>52491992
it was the bombs
>>52470256
>1. Lousy Neighbour
Indonesia
>2. Best Neighbour
New Zealand
>3. Biggest Enemy
Portugal
Memes aside probably China (despite the fact we trade so much with them)
>4. Rival
Canada
>5. Oldest Friend
New Zealand
>6. Best Friend
New Zealand
>7. Parent Figure
U.K
>>52470256
1. Brazil
2. Panamá
3. Venezuela
4. Venezuela
5. Venezuela
6. Panamá
7. USA
>>52491015
UK created you
>>52482085
>france being that high
how is that even possible
>>52470256
>Who is your country's:
>1. Denmark
>2. United States
>3. Aboriginals
>4. Russia
>5. Great Britain
>6. United States
>7. Great Britain
>>52470256
1. Mexico
2. Canada
3. Obesity
4. Russia
5. France
6. Canada
7. God
>>52470256
Merica
belize
honduras
Argentina
tfw old friend
tfw no best friend
spain
>>52470256
1. New Zealand
2. Indonesia (JUST SUPERPOWER MY SHIT UP)
3. Isreal
4. Indonesia
5. Ireland
6. New Zealand
7. Old zealand
>>52470256
>1. Lousy Neighbor
Indonesia - They smuggle jihadists into us
>2. Best Neighbor
Japan - though a bit far
>3. Biggest Enemy
China
>Rival
Anyone in SEA
>5. Oldest Friend
Spain (oldest but not very close)
>6. Best Friend
USA
>7. Parent Figure
USA
Argentina
Argentina
Argentina
Argentina
Argentina
Argentina
Portugal
>lousy neighbour
Just about all of them
>best neighbour
Botswana
>biggest enemy
All the African shitholes that hoard us with immigrants/refugees
>rival
New Zealand
>oldest friend
UK
>best friend
New Zealand
>parent figure
Britain/Netherlands
This Muslim hate in America is getting out of hand. I'm a Jew and even I can see this shit for what it is; just another scapegoat. Someone to push the blame on. I know someone who literally despises all Muslims and it's completely absurd. YES there are extremists in Islam but you cannot punish every single Muslim for the actions of people who lost their way
>>52496126
Fucking wrong thread god fucking dammit. That's embarrassing
>>52486397
Brits think we're rivals as well
>>52470256
1.Hungary
2.idk m8 Serbia never gave us any shit
3.Russians
4.Hungary
5.
>friend,kek
6.Bulgaria
7.i'd say france due to very similar language and i like them,plus in the 19th century French culture influenced Romania very much and we copied some shit from them
>Lousy Neighbor
Mexico
>Best Neighbor
Canada
>Biggest Enemy
China
>Rival
Russia/China
>Oldest Friend
France
>Best Friend
Tie between UK and France in my book
>Parent Figure
UK
>>52496222
Brits fucking hate us
>>52476887
Don't hate you too serbia, i love that you never gave us to much shit, we should rape hungary again sometime as a bonding experience
>>52477072
>Western Bulgaria
It's Bulgaria faggot own up to it, it's still a part of you even if it's a bad one
>>52475924
not japan?
>>52475307
Good sence of humor
1.SK
2.Taiwan
3.PRC
4.N/A
5.N/A
6.N/A
7.N/A
>>52475307
Huh,you think you know a guy then he chooses a body of water over you,ain't none loyal in the balks no more m8s,it's over
>Lousy Neighbour
Ukraine
>Best Neighbour
Serbia
>Biggest Enemy
Hungary
>Rival
Bulgaria(for black sea tourism that is)
>Oldest Friend
Serbia(only country to truly offer military support during the middle ages see: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starina_Novak)
>Best Friend
Serbia
>Parent Figure
We wuz romans and shiiieeeeeeet
>>52486397
Germany is the rival you retard.
1. Greenland probably? The hell have they ever done for us.
2. US
3. Recognized country? Hm, probably Russia, but that's only because of arctic oil, american/jewish relations and an enormous Ukrainian minority.
4. Do we have a rival? I guess we always try to measure our dicks against the US but we're awfully outclassed. We don't really compete for anything. After the US it might be Denmark or some shit, taking our land, competing for those leaderboard positions, etc.
5. Hm. Depends when Canada starts. Probably the UK.
6. France/UK (cheating).
>>52496926
>Ukraine
It's called Russia m8 and they suck, truly dickheads
1. Russia
2. Estonia
3. Russia
4. Sweden
5. Estonia
6. (Sweden?) fuck no
8. Richest neighbor, Norway
>>52470256
1. Lousy Neighbor
Poland
2. Best Neighbor
Netherlands
3. Biggest Enemy
Russia
4. Rival
France
5. Oldest Friend
Austria
6. Best Friend
Austria
7. Parent Figure
Franks>HRE>Prussia
