"Blue Danube" edition
This is our thread, gents. How are my fellow imperials and royals doing today?
Special invites: Austrians, Hungarians, Czechs, Slovaks, Slovenes, Poles, Croats, Ukrainians
Tolerated home-wreckers: Romanians and Serbs
Kaiserboos raus!
>>52469643
Not a Kaiserboo thread strictly. Thread for the people formerly encompassed by this European military embarrassment, but so many other nice things
GDP (pc) of the regions, two independent estimates, various years. While the Empire was struggling from 1870-1890, it showed surprising growth from 1900 to 1910, that the trends would continue had there been no war. The Hungarian-Croatian part was the one showing great promise (due to transitioning from agricultural to industrial activities)
Pls respond
And the question still persists to this day: Why are these threads such a psychological valve-taboo yet genocide and racialism are a cup of tea with biscuits conversations...
I want you all in this one nice place, to discuss all things possible. Not /rus/, /pl/, /v4/, /ex-yu/, /balk/, /deutsch/...
>>52469595
How can you be loyal to german monster is beyond me. Death to anything that speaks german!
>>52469595
good thing it dissolved after ww1 and didn't experience independence wars which could cause lots of butthurt in middle of europe.
>>52469595
Duchy of Carniola representing.
I welcome this thread.
There is a new law that allows the Habsburgers to run for president in austria now.
They have been restricted from joining any governing position in the country since World War I. KuK is comming back m8s
>>52471223
I am loyal to my region first, then my people. But I also find this period very interesting. Are you a Galician?
>>52471330
Hello from Dalmatia
>>52471437
And, did any Habsburg run for anything?
>>52472083
yeah there is this one habsburg dude but he is a cuck and wants to only run for president if there are no women candidates
>KuK
>Cuck
Would be better if Austria united Germany and it was just Hungarian empire desu senpai
>>52472509
Never heard of him. How's that "Gold-black alliance" going? I remember this "party" was once covered in our regional newspaper,a "rising monarchist initiative in Austria"
>>52472691
Hungarians can't run an empire. We all needed to be pulled by our noses by Austrians. This is why today's Silesian parts (formerly under Austrian rule) are now top voivodeships in Poand. Because they were ran by "cucks"
JUST CONRAD VON HOTZENDORF MY SHIT UP
Bumping with a real Škoda Czech masterpiece
>>52473505
>>52473505
What do you think of Conrad "Back the constant attack" von Hotzendorf?
>>52473641
He was incompetent, to say the least.
>>52472083
>I am loyal to my region first
Kill yourself faggot
And don't embarrass most beautiful part of Croatia for we Dalmatians are not edge lord Istrians
Posting Slovenian chief of the Austrian military HQ.
WE WUZ FELDMARSHALS N' SCHEISS
Hermannstadt representing
>>52473717
Austro-Hungarian military was a national and global embarrassment, we already know, but I was hoping to turn this topic into a cultural and actual thing
Tika tika tak
Isteklo ti vrijeme pao si na mene
>tfw when you will never charge into ottoman armies with your hungarian bros
;_;
>>52473748
Posting the Grand Admiral of the Navy
WE WUZ ADMIRALS N SCHEISS
>>52473741
Loyal to my region means I love Dalmatia, not that I'm a separatist, you fuckwit. I am a Croatian, but not any type of Croat. I am a Croat from Dalmatia
>>52473826
You can use "Sibiu". People usually associate these threads for Germanophilia, all cities are to be renamed in German, German this, German that, wow it was so nice when we were "X" to "Y"
>>52473748
I like Rudolf Meister more...
It's interesting to read how the Hapsburg gained power
>>52474008
>Slovene admirals
Can not make this up, lmao
>>52474039
This city reached its peak during german rule desu senpai
>>52474111
It's even more interested how they kept power. I'm sure you've read into that as well. Their power gain was a succession of several "right time" or quid pro quo situations used by other courts of Europe as well, but you also had to keep all that land in check....that was the majestic part. You had more intricate schemes in the Empire than in a French brothel or the Sultan's harem
>>52474039
>I like Rudolf Meister more...
Rudolf Maister (not Meister) was a nobody and only became influential after the dissolution of the empire when he was named General and removed saurkraut.
>>52474115
>admirals
GRAND admirals, highest rank in the navy and the only one holding that rank on active duty, pay some respect you peasant.
>>52474115
Well, we did own half of Istra under KuK, unlike you, who owned none of Istra.
>>52474126
My fellow Ardelean, I just have to say, stay beautiful, let your region stay beautiful too. Every Gothic roof over the Transylvanian skyline, every snowy top of the Carpathians, and every small orthodox church hiding in the forests
Is centralization hard on your region?
>>52474200
I haven't read that far into it yet. Do you have any examples?
>>52474286
Not really. The southern scum stick to their shit ridden cities and let us stick to our own devices. They started again with their megalomaniac industralization plans but thank god none of those are aimed at my beloved Ardeal.
>>52474345
>Corvinus of Hungary invades Vienna and annexes night on all of Austria
>the Emperor flees to Linz
>stays there for three years until Corvinus succumbs to disease
>returns to Vienna and pretends nothing ever happened
The Habsbos chose the same strategy during the Turkish sieges. Truly, they were master schemers.
>>52474218
>was a nobody
A nobody doesn't have those killer mustache
>the only
But what about Max Njegovan? And all those Croatian sailors sailing on the beautiful Jadran?
>>52474285
The Austrian Littoral had at least 20% of Croats
And Istria alone was around 45% Croats
>we will never assimilate Italians, Vlachs and Slovenes again
>>52474374
Rude
>>52474500
>But what about Max Njegovan
In 1916 Haus became the only active-duty Austro-Hungarian naval officer (aside from members of the Imperial house) to be promoted to Grossadmiral (Grand Admiral). (His immediate successor, Maximilian Njegovan, was named a Grossadmiral in 1918, but on the retired list.)
Redpill me why Austria never annexed Bavaria and gave in South Tyrol to Italians
This trigger me almost as much as Galicia not being part of Portugal
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>52474446
>of hungary
>not Matei Corvin the Legendary Romanian King of hungary
>>52474374
>ardelean cuck thinks he's hot shit after he's been treated like a cumdumpster for 300 years
be grateful we liberated you
>>52474374
Your region is the most beautiful one in Eastern Europe, and this is completely true. It looks so tucked away from the rest. And your cities remain somewhat untouched by Bucharestian commi-architectomania
>>52474653
The Italians got it after WW2, And Bavaria was its own kingdom I believe
>>52474714
Hey, don't blame us for Ceausescu's retarded utilitarian boner.
>>52474653
>gave in South Tyrol to Italians
And give Italians more ground to defend in the Alps, with a place populated largely by Austrians?
>Austria never annexed Bavaria
HRE was a set of peculiar and fragile politics. That's pretty much it. And then there is the ensuing animosity from the French, Poles and Russians that would weaken Austria significantly.
It's like you fell out of a Paradox game with that autistic line of thought
>>52474039
>I like Rudolf Meister
>>52474653
>never annexed Bavaria
Josef II tried if I remember correctly, but every significant bloke in the HRE backed them up
>>52474760
How do you see the future of your region? I know Bucharest and its immediate vicinity are the wealthiest in term of GDP per capita, but how's Transylvania standing?
On your left is a masterpiece of Austro-Hungarian architect Theophil Hansen. Austro-Hungarian architects (especially minority architects) were heavily influenced by historicism. This is why our cities remain still beautiful to this very day
And here is a symphony of another Austro-Hungarian, one Gustav Mahler:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9D1svZ9Y0s
>>52475597
Half of Bucharest is in construction right now and has been for 10 years and it's expanding into the countryside, gobbling up villages. Which I'm all for, because I intend to buy a house in one of them and both live in my own fenced courtyard while having access to city stuff such as main roads and the metro.
Transylvania's growing as well. Banate has so many jobs they're outsourcing them. But that's my limited knowledge and I don't know the situation well. I'm also dambovitean which means that according to everyone else everything I say is wrong and I'm a subhuman, so don't pay attention to me.
>>52474374
Those "megalomaniac industrialization plans" feed you you hippie fucking pleb, sorry we can't all be riding daddies dick working at the figer painting academy, it's not like i'm saying tear down old buildings to make factories but we need industry to make it out of the shithole status we are currently in and half our young population leaving ain't doing good m8,leave it to the limp wristed faggots in Transilvania to bite the hand that feeds them even tough your average wage is so much smaller than that of the industrialised cities you call monstruosities, i myself am from moldova and we don't have it any better but at least we don't act like ungratefull faggots,GO BACK TO HUNGARY YOU MONGOLIAN JEW
>>52475779
Dambovitian or Hunedoaran, it makes little sense to me. What would you say is the comfiest region in Romania? Even comfy counties are welcome, to be precise
Chernivtsi university, also founded during Austro-Hungarian rule over now Ukrainian oblast of Chernivtsi. You can notice a very similar pattern of architecture all around the former Empire. Chernivtsi, along with Lviv are even today important cultural hubs in Ukraine. Lviv alone used to be a meeting point of culture and science, despite its location in the former Empire
>>52476354
You mean Lemberg?
>>52476354
Dambovitean meaning from around the Dambovita river, which passes through Muntenia. People would classify me as muntenian but my entire family comes from the plains and I think of muntenians as being from the Arges valley and from the hills/carpathians in the north.
Also I'm a fan of anything hilly. I love northern wallachia and the south, near Giurgiu, where it also gets hilly. The vast and empty swathes of green, wavy lands are very soothing.
Transylvanian cities are also comfy, because they didn't suffer the brunt of commieblocification and industrialization. Ceausescu left them mostly alone and it shows, and I wish an earthquake didn't demolish half of Bucharest and it to be rebuilt with decaying brown commie blocs.
>>52476583
should be returned to poland
>mfw prussian scum took silesia from austria
>it became shit
>>52476583
Lviv/Lavov/Lvov/Lwiw/Lemberg....however you want it. The city is one
>>52476637
For me, Cluj looks really, really, rad, bro. I completely agree and share your opinion that Muntenia starts from Arges going eastwards because it is historical...banate of Severin for example
>>52474446
corvin was vlach idiot
>>52476661
Silesia should be free tbqh
>>52476354
>chernivtsi
it's cernăuţi
>>52477298
Doesn't matter which version of the name
>>52477135
Why?
anime
![photo_src[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Z4e20Gn.jpg "photo_src[1].jpg")
>>52469595
That's a nice empire you got there. Would be shame if something happened to it.
>>52477648
It matters.Cernauti is Romanian and will always be, it was stole in 1940 by coward Stalin
atok
>>52477699
>>52477699
You mean this?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Am_Sklavenmarkt
>>52477814
átok
>>52477717
What about clay you stole from Hungarians? Would have thought you have enough clay after that
Never forget the millions of Czechs genocided by KuK regime
>>52477871
get the fuck out of here you STOLE 0
YOU CANT STEAL WHAT IS WASNT THEIR
the borders were of HABSBURGS and hungarians were always at most 25% while romanians were at lowest 65%
not to mention that they shamelessly magyarised the name Ardeal to Erdely
not to mention the tens of thousands romanians they slaughtered
Dont try to defend hungarians, they are the last to have come in Europe while vlachs and greeks are the indigenous populations of Europe, everyone else is a fucking migrants here
gtfo now
>>52477932
yes goy, remember the 6 000 000 genocided in 1848
Galicia reporting in
>>52477871
also forgot to mention
Trăiască România Mare de la Nistru şi până la Tisa!
Another thread ruined by romanians. What a surprise
t.b.h
>>52478244
all i did what defend myself
next time think twice before making false claims
>>52478050
and 2 millions in 1621
and 4 millions in 1749
>>52477814
>first Austrian film
>slave porn with a probably underaged actress
>>52477871
what about the clay you stole from russia and gemrany?
Konrad my general. You are at war now. Will you attack Serbia from butifel Danube or you will send the soldiers into the bosnian mountains?
>>52478531
Make this real
>>52478309
>>52478050
And Bohemia-Moravia becoming one of the riches, most industrially important regions in the Empire, with the most literate folk? That part too?
>>52478244
Not ruined. We are still here and going
>>52478759
>And Bohemia-Moravia becoming one of the riches, most industrially important regions in the Empire, with the most literate folk? That part too?
except Bohemia was rich and industrially advanced even before any Habsburg set foot on Bohemian clay
>>52478244
we were part of your empire too, remember?
>>52478367
We would be the porn central here. First the Danubian Monarchy launches "Bohemian streets", and then we fly into space in one of many KAuR missions (Kaiserliche Aeronautik- und Raumfahrtbehörde) then we get the first dot com page for online dating called "Galicia Date" for single Ukrainian ladies
>>52478913
But not on the state it was later. I know Bohemia was at the intersection of west and east and that it benefited through trade, but I'm talking heavy industry
>>52478244
>i don't ignore Romanians by principle
Cûck
>>52479007
and we had rich silver reserves. When Bohemia became part of Austrian Empire the palace in Vienna was build by using money from Bohemia while we did not get anything.
Why do you think we would not build heavy industry on our own ?
>>52469595
obligatory
savages OUT!!!
I'm amazed that you faggots still haven't ignored that romanian shitposter.
i want to fuck Barbara Palvin with my dacian dick
>>52479184
nice
>>52479184
>>52479345
translate pls
>the topic is still going
>it's shitposting
Thank you, mates
>>52479574
all foreigners, except those bordering Austria or former KuK countries, have to leave Austria if they don't possess vital skills.
ESPECIALLY lazy fucking savages unwilling to work. Visa should be able to be prolonged to sell immobilia, worthless and stolen stuff.
...but then it's fucking over for mudskins =^)
2018 will be glorious
>>52479761
Danubian Union when? First we make a common market, then, the sky is the limit
>>52479761
thats nice.
how likely are they going to win ? radicals like this sadly dont ever win desu
>>52479820
first Untermenschen have to kill EU
then the Right will rise
I haven't been this optimistic in years desu
>>52480054
considering they are already leading the polls by 10% (FPÖ 30%, SPÖ 20%, ÖVP 20%, + LEFT overs) and it's getting worse it's very likely they become the strongest party. If they will be senior partner is another question.
current government takes a sharp turn to the right at the moment (calling for immigration limits and deportations).
https://youtu.be/iNO337APsGE
>most recent rally at the main refugee transit town
neither subs nor dubs
>>52480384
How is FPÖ when it comes to the Slovene minority these days?
More like KucK lemao
>>52480436
that's pretty much a carinthian thing
afaik the Ortstafel thing has been solved but they want extended rights for the german minority in slovenia + shutdown of Krsko
>>52480384
>>52480436
nice
are they butthurt about Czechs because of sudetengermans or something ?
>>52480682
>german minority in slovenia
German shepherds?
>shutdown of Krsko
Great, they're retarded.
>>52480682
I know, but are they still hostile towards the minority?
And why do they want to shut down Krško?
>>52480699
only old people who have been deported are butthurt about this.
the most worrisome neighbor is Germany uezs
>>52480682
>shutdown of Krsko
Why would they want this ?
>>52480764
>>52480822
>Krsko
i had to look it up, as i said it's a carinthian thing. they think it's a deathtrap or something.
it's minor news from people nobody has ever heard of. Strache is from Vienna and the other big guys are either from Upper or Lower Austria.
nobody cares for Carinthia since they are broke.
>>52481007
Seems like a bad policy to ignore an area just because they are poor
>>52481377
>just because they are poor
insignificant. they had a major financial scandal. the former ruling party (in collaboration with all other parties) used a bank to gain political advantages. said bank nearly became bankrupt and threatened to take the province into the abyss.
they are on a leash now.
romanians are not dacian, leave your fairytales behind before entering the thread
>>52481007
>they think it's a deathtrap or something.
Okay, I would understand if it was built the week after Chernobyl but the damn thing was built by westinghouse, a western company despite us being technically commies at the time, that also built hundreds of nuclear plants across the world.
>>52481696
but you cant prove it
you never had any proofs , just theories while in real life we have enough physicall and written proofs to claim we are here for 6500 years
>>52481696
whatever you do don't respond to the shitposter please
>>52481864
are you dumb?
if you have no tangency with history stfu
>>52480764
There actually is German minority but is not acknowledge by our radical leftist governments because it would open the closet and make people see the crimes their dads committed against Kočevje Germans, as well as trigger "anti-fascists" just because.
>>52481760
>>52481864
get. the. fuck. out.
>>52481951
can you prove that ethnic rmanians arent dacian heirs?No you cant
>>52482024
thats nice
Out of all of our oppressors, this was probably the best one, to be quite honest.
>>52481864
this guy is a self hating brown skinned sjw from /pol/
>>52482093
Underline of the entire thread and every future thread I make
>>52469595
Transilvania va fi intotdeauna pamant romanesc!
>>52482511
Preach.
>>52481908
we're slavs who speak a latin language
dacians have gone extinct in the genetic clusterfuck
>>52482599
>we're slavs
slavs is a linguistic group you dumb fuck.If you talk about the indo-europeans (who are wrongly called slavs) then hungarians have 60% of it while we have 22% of it, very low.
You probably think bucharest and Dobruja are made from romanians too lmao
This is how i know you know shit
Back To siberia bydlet
romania - shorter name for roman empire, whereas italian terrains under occupation were called lombardia
so are they heirs of eastern romans or dacians? fucking decide for once. or just come back to vlachs and wallachia
>>52482740
Slavs have a very distinct look so they are more than just a linguistic group
>>52482746
romanised dacians is officialy
>>52482811
i know thats why i said about the indo-europeans that are wrongfully called slavs.
They are found predominately in Russia,Ukraine,Belarus,Poland,and Hungary and Czechoslovakiato an extent
They have blue&green eyes and ROUND egg shaped heads
Romanians are either dark haired/eyed with pale skin or brown haired/light eyed.nyway we have strong skulls not roundshaped ones
>>52482811
"no"
you can tell difference between Czechs and Russians instantly
>>52483097
Russians are not all slavs.The one from North-West are more like literally nordic while the ones from south-west are slavic
>>52483097
You wish. You put a Czech, a pole and a Russian next to each other and you'll have a hard time telling each other apart by looks alone
>>52483188
Russians and Poles are more robust
>>52482740
>You probably think bucharest and Dobruja are made from romanians too lmao
what is bucharest made of you stupid fuck?are you fucking retarded?
>>52482819
plus the myriad of horsenigger tribes that got assimilated
>>52483188
thats not true
t. expert
>>52482740
Simple troll. Just disregard him.
>>52483347
Bucharest is formed mostly from swarthy wogs,its an amalgam of populations and Dobruja is where tatars, turks and other shit settled
Assimilated by who?Please, vlachs are orthodox and live in mountains
>>52482811
Seeing a bunch of Russians on TV or Vitalyzdtv does not constitute "Slavs"
The short headed, straw haired, vodka loving, rug hanging, manlet being, sister fucking, swamp living, sunflower seeds eating, dubstep dancing, commieblock living, communism supporting East Slav does not constitute a "Slav". I can't differ Belarusians from Russians, or Ukrainians from Russians, but I can differ a Slovak from Russian, a Czech from a Russian and most definitely a Croat from a Russian
>>52483447
go away bucharest swarthy pseudo gypsy-turk and learn about genetics.
>>52483456
this.Russians,Ukraineans and Bellarusians are more robust and shorter and have the egg shaped head
>>52483450
>Bucharest is formed mostly from swarthy wogs
t.bozgoro-ardelean
you should get out of your shitty village and explore your country
>>52482024
:')
>>52483571
im from east, moldovean.
here are real romanians
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvm_IzzKQQs
kek, Austria-Hungary threads always turn into Slav ethnology general, it's like this on /his/ too.
Is that was an bloody empire, or what? Why you non-Austrian or Hungarian guys are so warm about it?
>>52483855
THEY OPRESSED US
>>52483855
Return to us, Galician brother
>>52483389
I live in Chicago I'm a slavic expert
>>52484026
>52484026
So you've seen a lot of 2nd/3rd generation Poles, yes? Good work
>>52484059
I've seen fob poles, czechs, russians Ukrainians etc...
>>52484153
I've also seen plenty of Serbs, Croats and Romanians. Romanians do look different than slavs
>>52484157
were is Romania
>>52484245
>>52484295
those are from vlachs from South,
here are from North-East
>>52481942
Vito Ofak, pls
>>52484354
are those made from the blonde women they kill in Western Europe?
>>52484727
polish women pussy hair
