You wake up in Sheboygan, Wisconsin, United States. You have
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You wake up in Sheboygan, Wisconsin, United States. You have no wallet and no phone. What do?
>>52468911
Suck dick for spare change and call embassy desu
>>52468911
>Walk to nearest store
>Ask to use phone
>Also ask where nearest Western Union is
>Call someone to send rental car fare
>Call rental car place, have them deliver car to whatever store I'm in
>Drive home
Exact same process if I'm from overseas, except get cab fare to airport and plane ticket instead of rental car
Knock on the nearest door where I will undoubtedly be met with a loving nuclear family that will offer me hot cocoa and delicious Wisconsin cheese. After I'm done fucking their daughter, I will thank them and the breadwinner of the family will slip a wad of money into my pocket before sending me off.
>>52469336
This 2bh. Except it'll be easier due to my accent.
Settle down and do anything I want. If someone opposes call them racist and it is 2015.
POLKA POLKA TIME
Cry in an alley
plow the vacant land and plant Hokkaido Yumepirika rice
join US army
or get shot
Find a job at the grocery store, save some money, find nice blonde pure wife and start a family with her. Change my name to something cool, likeVincent.
