You wake up in Norilsk, Russia.
since I will never know that feel, I created in a game desu
I stay in my comfy commieblock apartment and share a hot bowl of borscht with my busty Tatar wife while we snuggle together under a blanket on the couch while watching Russian TV.
Relax in bed and read a book
I kill myself, since it's the quickest way out of Russia.
>>52467484
LOL, that's a crazy fantasy of yours John :DDDDDDDDDDDD
>>52467160
Buy a plane ticket to Miami
>>52467160
I try to save some cute russian girls from this hellhole before they mutate
>Nickel ore is smelted on site at Norilsk. The smelting is directly responsible for severe pollution, generally acid rain and smog. >By some estimates, 1 percent of global emissions of sulfur dioxide comes from there.
>Heavy metal pollution near Norilsk is so severe that mining the surface soil is now economically feasible due to the soil acquiring such high concentrations of platinum and palladium.[15]
>The Blacksmith Institute[16] included Norilsk in its 2007 list of the ten most polluted places on Earth.
>The Russian Federal State Statistics Service named Norilsk the most polluted city in Russia.
>In 2010, Norilsk produced 1.924 million tons of carbon pollutants, nearly six times more than the 333 thousand tons generated by Russia's second most polluted city, Cherepovets.[17]
think to myself "well fuck" since it is closed and only belarusian and russian nationals are allowed in there, making me like a spy or something
>>52467825
>Heavy metal pollution near Norilsk is so severe that mining the surface soil is now economically feasible due to the soil acquiring such high concentrations of platinum and palladium.[15]
>>52467484
You will commit suicide after 1(one) day in Norilsk.
>>52467160
I'm a rich man now.
>>52467956
Norilsk looks like a rather cozy place to live despite the pollution to be honest
>>52467709
>apply for Visa
>sorry your English is too good and you have a perfect American accent, we think you want to immigrate
>get declined
True fucking story.
You'd probably never get back to home unless you're a homo.
>>52468272
>snow is only reaching second floor
It's probably midsummer.
>>52468428
Have you ventured to Norilsk, Mr. Belaruse?
>>52467160
I use the technology of my phone to contact my family to buy me a plane ticket home. :P
>>52467943
>>52468404
>1.2 million acres of dead forest
>>52468272
you stupid naive romantic pussy, reality is not your mind shit or whatever else you believe.
>>52468333
do american's need a visa to return to their country?
>>52468272
I hope you know that the buildings look that shitty because of acid rain.
>>52468619
No. Though a passport may be required. I may just need to travel to the nearest Anerican Embassy and explain my situation.
>>52467160
>>52468272
it's comfy inside. google "квapтиpa нopильcк"
>>52467160
Buy some heroin and snort it right before getting on what's sure to be an agonizingly long flight.
>>52469045
>Norilsk
>implying you can get drugs here
I have some bad news for you
t.was in Norilsk
Pretend I'm playing Fallout and then kill myself in the dead forest after failing to rescue qts.
>>52469122
I bet you're just an autistic shut in that can't get the hook up.
>population 175,365
pffffft gimme 2 hours and I'll be shooting a speedball into my nutsack
>>52469122
Please tell me you're bullshitting me.
I refuse to believe a place that horrible is not swimming in drugs. That almost seems like a human rights violation.
>>52468611
Reality is what you make of it.
>>52468664
Like I said, it's rather cozy despite the pollution.
>>52468986
It actually looks pretty nice
>>52469292
>I refuse to believe a place that horrible is not swimming in drugs.
It's an industrial city you fattie, not a slum.
>>52469242
you absolutely don't get a point of my post, stupid foreinger without any kind of education
Norilsk is ЗATO, if you don't get just read this:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Closed_city
>>52469378
Do you see how fucking depressing Norilsk is? People who live there DESERVE drugs.
>>52469305
>>52468986
Imagine there is -50*C outside window meanwhile you sitting in this comfy warm room
norilsk is look like home ;_;
>>52469524
>-50*C
>warm room
Yeah, I bet those 40+ year old commie blocks have great insulation and heating.
>>52469668
is not bad, you get warm from angry
>>52469524
I live in the hot version of Norilsk
>pic related
>>52469668
they literally do.
>>52469453
Depressing landscape in Russia is normal, life is suffering pain and should lasts maximum thirty years. People of Norilsk without a joke deserve a better life, but not all can be happy, prosperity or at least allow a clear air.
>>52467160
I go back to sleep.
>>52469668
we have -35 an lower sometimes here too, it's always warm inside apartment. i think they increase the heat when it gets too cold
You guys have no idea what it's like to live in a commieblock until you actually live there.
>>52469780
Calgoorlie not seems bad, it's kinda small and provincial but so far away to Norilsk.
>>52468986
But every apartment in Russia looks like this.
>>52469997
boiler house there is a great target for terrorist, they may freeze to death entire town.
>>52470249
>sandniggers
>-50
>>52470099
I live in a commie house. Does that count?
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P7SGFod30j0
>>52469997
is the gas free in russia? do colder provinces of russia get a gas benifits or something to cover costs?
Keeping a few decades old commieblock heated with 30 minus outside must be fucking hell.
How much m2 gas do you use early?
>>52470167
Nah, I saw far worse and far better
>>52470349
whats the song? heard in the stalker game before
One of the owners of Norilsk was going to buy a hockey team and fill it with Russians. But he bought a NBA team instead.
>>52470442
oh nevermind it was in the description
>>52470349
>that depressing ass song
fuck you, now I'm sad and there is no snow to help me meditate while I stare out of the window
>>52470363
Its bit free, but of cause much cheaper then yours
Is that the worst it can get in Russia?
>>52470363
dunno i never used the gas. there is thermoelectric power station in muh hometown, it gives heat and electricity
>>52468611
>self hating russkie taking a shit on russia
you probably voted for yabloko
if you dont mind the snow, it can be really comfy
t. taymir pro
>>52471183
I voted for LDPR
>>52469434
>trolling canfags
>current calendar year
yes it is impossible to go to norilisk
>>52471183
>serbia
>cold
>>52471183
there's literally nothing attractive in heavy winter
t. western siberia
>>52471307
literally meme: the party
>>52471518
i ve been to krasnoyarsk, novosibirsk, irkutsk and angarsk in winter
You wake up in
http://www.mapcrunch.com/
>>52471409
>The number of closed cities has been significantly reduced since the mid-1990s. However, on 30 October 2001, foreign travel (without any exceptions) was restricted in the northern cities of Norilsk, Talnakh, Kayerkan, Dudinka, and Igarka. Russian citizens visiting these cities are not required to have travel permits.
explain this
>>52472365
He looks for a party i think.
>>52472365
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0vgPNNtYQs
>>52468272
>>52467484
idiots
>>52467160
I do a Lithuanian
What's up with that ebin shape? Also Jesus Christ -36ºC I would kill myself within an hour there
>>52473553
>I would kill myself within an hour there
That's a record time, I don't think anyone lasted that long.
>>52474002
>>52473553
try verkhoyansk guys
>>52474295
What a lovely weather.
>tfw when no russian far-east trap gf
feels bad mann
>>52468272
cunt you're off your chops
>>52470099
I live in commieblocks
Commie blocks are the best desu.Built to last forever lol.Here in Romania more than 70% of the blocks are commie blocks.They are warm in the winter and you can stay pretty cold in the summer.
