>his country is less than 1000 years old
>his country is 70 years old
>old hags
>>52463293
>>his country is less than 1000 years old
>poland
>>52463293
>his country was divided and controlled by 4 another countries less than 100 years ago
>his country's constitution is less than 200 year old
>>52466018
>His country is a former colony of the shittiest country in the colonial game
Literally impossible to fabricate such a situation
>His country has a constitution
>>52463293
>1000 years
You shouldn't count all those years you stopped existing :^)
Poland is 1000 yo?
>>52466150
>his country has a monarch in 2015
>>52463754
>his country is a knock off benin
>>52463293
the republic of poland came into existence in 1989 after the fall of the polish people's republic
>his country is 26 years old, 200 years younger than USA
grorious nippon is the only country in the world 1000+ years old
>>52466073
Why do they look so hilariously dumb on literally every picture
>>52463754
R A R E
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>>52468795
>>52468919
You didn't answer my question tho
1000 year Kingdom reporting in.
>>52466089
Don't be so tough on yourselves, I for one like Portugal.
>>52463293
I'm older than your "country". Even if we're being generous and counting your vassal state commie period, there's still plenty of people that are older than Poland.
3000+ years here
>>52463293
Poland is 29 years old
Portugal is 1148 years old
97 yrs old
His country's empire didn't last at least 500 years
>His country got raped in WW2.
>>52463293
>his country is less than 2000 years old
>>52466150
You do realise the UK has a constitution don't you?
>>52470506
>His country lost its empire to another country
>>52463293
His country is fucked up.
>His country isn't Earths interstellar ambassador.
>His country is not a successor of the Holy Roman Empire
>>52472856
>"""""holy"""""
>"""""roman"""""
>"""""empire""""""
>>52469544
>underfail
back to dumblr
>>52472952
stay mad, new world pleb ;^)
>His country has been occupied by Russians
>His country has been occupied by Russians more than once
>>52472856
>>52473163
t. Frederick Barbarosa
>>52463293
United States
Colonies
Lol even arabised artificial states exists for longer time than this
>>52473330
>His country has a nigger for president
>>52473024
>he doesn't like Undertale
>>52473855
>a nigger got to be pres before an asian even managed to be a candidate
>>52473855
>His country's culture has fused with American culture to form a literal abomination.
>>52466089
>his royal family decided that living in a shitty colony full of slaves and sugar was better than living in his own homeland
CAN'T
MAKE
THIS
UP
>>52473024
Admit it, you would love it if it wasn't touched by the normies.
>>52477693
>his first king regreted it and came back to fight and die for Portugal
>literally "Brazil was a mistake"
>>52466225
>his country have no a monarch
>his country have no a cute princess
>he's from "another country"
>>52473197
It is not occupation. It is liberation.
>>52477791
Not the one you're quoting, but the whole thing was a gambit. Lose the fingers to not lose the rings.
>>52466225
Generally speaking, monarchies are nice places and republics are shitholes.
>>52479177
I think it's mostly irrelevant - most decent monarchies nowadays are open like republics, and most shitty republics are closed like old monarchies.
>>52479651
i would hesitate to even call commonwealth countries monarchies
>>52479651
It's not that having a monarch is better than having a president (it is, but it won't make or break a country), it's that nice places have stability and the capacity for change without violence, whereas shitholes have revolutions.
>>52473330
