Polish people have moved into the house across my street, It's a young couple. They now own the corner shop.
How do I make them my friends?
Go round and introduce yourself and make them feel welcome... Isn't that obvious?
>>52462852
Ask the man to fix your toilet and ask the woman to have sex with you for money
>>52463473
poland has the best prostitutes, i fucked plenty in london. i hope one is ur wife someday fag
>>52463566
So do I
Don't do this.
praise John Paul II in their presence
Praise pope
Try to speak the language, we love that
Praise pope
Buy things in their shop
Be catholic
Praise pope
>>52463763
Sorry but this is protestant country
>>52466824
Heathens
>>52463566
>tfw I was in that thread
>still havent stopped using this shit site
>>52463763
What if they are PO supporting liberals?
I suppose you could praise the present pope instead then, since conservative Poles seem to hate him on verge of making a schism.
>>52466967
someone explaine
you have to renounce the Polish nationality if you're going abroad
there's a set of words specific to Polish culture used only to describe various tiers of Poles abroad, but they are no longer "Poles" per se
>>52466824
>Protestants
>>52467053
That sentence was featured in a post with le ebin GET.
I personally like these ones more.
>>52467095
>Anglicans
>Luther
>>52462852
Are you capable of holding a conversation with normal people?
If yes, buy at least 1L of vodka (that's around 37.8 water stones in Imperial units), and invite them for a meeting.
Send them a copy of the The Communist Manifesto
>>52467171
>Implying Heretics aren't all the same
MUH ZURICH INFLUENCES
>>52467053
>someone explaine
http://www.scribd.com/doc/160534562/Thread-featuring-the-500-millionth-post-on-4chan-s-b#scribd
