>tourist asks for directions
>give wrong directions
I give wrong directions to every random guy who asks me tbvqh
>tourist ask for handjob
>give bj
honhonhon
>tourist really puts effort in asking me for directions in acceptable German
>answer in English
>give wrong directions
> people ask me to take a few thousand refugees
> take over a million and destroy Europe
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>tourist asks for directions
>ignore the manlet
>>52461652
>tourist asks me for direction
>igonore her and go through
>tourist asks for directions in English
>ask him where he is from
>give him the directions in some made up butchered version of his own language
>smile and act like I spoke perfectly in his language
>walk off
>>52461957
you're an actual cunt
>african tourist asks for directions
>suck his dick
>tourist asks for directions
>politely explain the best route
>>52461652
>nonwhite tourist asks for directions
>me and the other nearby aussie cunts bash him to death
>>52461886
hon, hope you swallow
>tourist asks for directions
>continue to rob him
>>52462241
t. Alberto Barbosa
>eastern european asks for directions to the local car wash to start his new job
>send him to the local UKIP rally
>>52461652
this has legitimately happened to me. fucking hate you frogs.
>>52462424
Don't blame us for your retarded sense of direction.
The only way french follow is Allah's way
TAKBIR
>tourist asks someone else in the street for direction
>person gives him right direction
>when they go away, stop the tourist
>tell him the other guy is a cunt who is trying to play a joke on him
>give wrong direction
>get sincerely thanked
>>52464610
Non.
>tourist asks for directions
>shout allah ackbar and detonate your explosives
wahhaa french banter
>>52461652
>French tourist girl asks direction
>Give her directions to the ghetto where she get raped
>>52462241
>nicetugal
>>52461652
yeah, that's why everybody hates you
>not using the gps on your smartphone to find stuff
that costs me 30€ extra at the end of the month but I'm not fooled
>be french
>be german
>be british
>>52461652
>Be rude in your own country
>Be rude in others
At least when people come to France they don't burn the animals.
>>52467006
That's only because there are no animals left after we burned them all tb.h
>>52466887
>get enriched
>>52467136
I wanna read that thigh article desu
>>52467175
>using the Internet Explorer
>2015
>>52467136
>>52467182
I wanna watch the video
>tourist asks me for direction in english
>answer "I don't speak English, I'm really sorry mate"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxUm-2x-2dM
memes aside, I once told someone to speak French or I wouldn't be able to help her, even though technically English is actually my mother tongue (but I strongly resent it).
>>52467656
You are doing God's work m8
Sorry I meant, tu fais le travail de Dieu l'ami
>>52461886
I really need to visit Croatia
>tourist asks for directions
>gets shot
>>52467656
Pretty gay desu
>>52467845
Why? did he forget to tip?
>>52468024
no, he drew some funny cartoons
