What's the greatest invention originated from your country?
In Israel some engineer invented a Shabboth light switch that employs quantum probability, so when you turn the switch there is .00000001% it might not work so its gods work if the lights turn on, and not actually your doing, that you could turn on the light without doing work on the holy day.
Fucking idiot penguins
>>52454144
Successfully turning on a light with a 99.9999999% chance of succesfully turning on is god's work?
Color tv.
Chocolate
tacos
burritos
contraceptive pills-
number zero.
we invented communism
>>52454642
I thought we invented Communism
great a jew and a german. talk each other LMAO
>>52454144
>jews even manage to jew god
Well done
>>52454614
>number zero.
Triggered
>>52454661
it was a joint effort
>>52454754
In common with the other Mesoamerican civilizations, the Maya used a base 20 (vigesimal) system.[310] The bar-and-dot counting system that is the base of Maya numerals was in use in Mesoamerica by 1000 BC;[311] the Maya adopted it by the Late Preclassic, and added the symbol for zero.[312] This may have been the earliest known occurrence of the idea of an explicit zero worldwide
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maya_civilization#Mathematics
20 different flags will now claim the radio, computer and telephone.
The mousetrap, because the only thing worse than vermin is Islam, and we still haven't dealt with that completely.
>>52454933
We wuz indians and shiet
>>52454642
You didn't invent communism. You just infested Russia with it using your secret agents to kill mother rushka.
>>52454989
we were. Now we are more Spanish, western and catholic.
>>52455003
we did both
karl marx was german
>>52455025
karl marx was jew
Nuclear Energy/Atom bomb
>>52455102
a german jew
>>52454933
The concept of zero as a digit in the decimal place value notation was developed in India, presumably as early as during the Gupta period (c. 5th century), with the oldest unambiguous evidence dating to the 7th century.[12]
The Indian scholar Pingala (c. 200 BC) used binary numbers in the form of short and long syllables (the latter equal in length to two short syllables), a notation similar to Morse code.[13] Pingala used the Sanskrit word śūnya explicitly to refer to zero.[14]
The earliest text to use a decimal place-value system, including a zero, the Lokavibhāga, a Jain text surviving in a medieval Sanskrit translation of the Prakrit original, which is internally dated to AD 458 (Saka era 380). In this text, śūnya ("void, empty") is also used to refer to zero.[15]
The origin of the modern decimal-based place value notation can be traced to the Aryabhatiya (c. 500), which states sthānāt sthānaṁ daśaguṇaṁ syāt "from place to place each is ten times the preceding",[16][16][17][18]
The rules governing the use of zero appeared for the first time in the Brahmasputha Siddhanta (7th century). This work considers not only zero, but negative numbers, and the algebraic rules for the elementary operations of arithmetic with such numbers. In some instances, his rules differ from the modern standard, specifically the definition of the value of zero divided by zero as zero.[19]
>>52454417
to trick the penguins
>>52455102
From wikipedia. Sources cited at the bottom of the Karl Marx page.
"Karl Marx was born on 5 May 1818 to Heinrich Marx and Henrietta Pressburg (1788–1863). He was born at 664 Brückergasse in Trier, a town then part of the Kingdom of Prussia's Province of the Lower Rhine.[15] Ancestrally Jewish, his maternal grandfather was a Dutch rabbi, while his paternal line had supplied Trier's rabbis since 1723, a role taken by his grandfather Meier Halevi Marx.[16] Karl's father, as a child known as Herschel, was the first in the line to receive a secular education; he became a lawyer and lived a relatively wealthy and middle-class existence, with his family owning a number of Moselle vineyards. Prior to his son's birth, and to escape the constraints of anti-semitic legislation, Herschel converted from Judaism to Lutheranism, the main Protestant denomination in Germany and Prussia at the time, taking on the German forename of Heinrich over the Yiddish Herschel.[17]"
Plus everyone knows the Jews don't actually invent anything, they just steal from someone else.
Microscope and discovered bacteria with it.
>>52455176
>WE INVENTED JEERO AND SHIT
>>52454933
>Mayans
>Mexicans
oh, gee two different things are the same thing.
t|bh
And Wristwatch.
we invented america
>>52455268
Are Mayans from Mexico?, yes Joao.
>>52455264
>WE WAS EMPIRE AND SHEEIT
>>52455305
discovered thanks to Spanish Kingdom.
>>52455310
But they are not the same thing and sure as hell when zero was invented by Mayans, Mexico wasn't even a thing.
>>52455176
No.
Several zeros, ancient and great civilizations, such as those of ancient Egypt, Babylon, ancient Greece, Maya Civilization-documented mathematical or astronomical symbols indicative Character Showing zero; But several peculiarities of their numerical systems, they failed to get the real benefit of esta capital descubierto.2
Indicate the NFR paragraph sign zero (in the papyrus boulaq 18, dated around 1700 a. C.) was used in ancient Egypt.
Zero first appeared in Babylon in the third century. C., although his writing on clay tablets dating back to 2000. C. The Babylonians wrote on clay cook sin on flat surfaces or tablets. Its notation was cuneiform. In tablets dated to the year 1700. C. numerical Annotations are in their own way. The Babylonians used the United Nations System of base 60. With its system of notation was no distinction Possible Number 23 of the 203 or 2003, ALTHOUGH esta no ambiguity seemed unconcerned.
Around 400 a. BC, the Babylonians began to place the sign "two spots" in places where it would write of our scratch a system, that read "Miscellaneous". Were the two cots without the only way to show the positions of zero; of a tablet found at Kish, an ancient Mesopotamian city of Babylon the east, they used the UN sign "three hooks." These tables are dated in the 700 a. C. In other tablets used a single "hook" and, in some cases adj, deformation of esta resembles the form of zero.
Paragraph Mayan glyph zero, year 36 a. C. is the first documented use of zero using positional notation.
Zero also emerged in Mesoamerica and was designed by Mesoamerican civilizations before the Christian era, by Mayan culture. It was probably used earlier by the Olmec culture.
https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cero
>>52455395
We are way different than Mayans. But Mayans and Aztecs are part of the Mexican pre culumbian history.
>>52455305
thanks. and in turn, we invented pizza for you
>>52455427
You're using Mexico just as a geographic term, when you say "mexican pre-columbian history" because there was no Mexico in pre-columbian history.
I can't make a circle around Mexico, call it Dicks, and then say zero was invented by Dickheads and that Mexico's history is part of Dickhead history.
Halloumi
This thread shows everything that is wrong with Wikipedia
>>52455553
Joao, There are a few Mayan communities living right know in Mexico, and they are considered Mexican.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0RlZs91aLs
Mayans are part of Mexico's history. The Zero was invented in Yucatan peninsula.
Also pop corn was invented in pre hispanic Mexico.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Mexican_inventions_and_discoveries
>>52455642
The Yucatan peninsula isn't just Mexico, so you can't say Zero was invented by Mexicans if Mayans occupy areas that are not just Mexico.
Hangul
I'm too ashamed to list other inventions
We invented the Ancient Finns
We invented banks, stock market and the first multinational company in the world
The best Israeli creation is the new Intel chips
Probably the ships that could travel to the Americas and Asia. It defined world history so that's probably the greatest.
>>52455713
basta garoto do caralho.
>>52455742
Fucking triggered m8
The transistor
Imagine a world where the transistor wasn't invented.
The panjandrum
>>52455824
You just proved my point. Mayans occupy areas beyond Mexico and therefore zero is as much Mexican as it is Guatemalan or Belizean.
>>52454144
Country: Syria
Invention: Torpedo
Chicken desu
>>52455905
The Maya civilization was a Mesoamerican civilization developed by the Maya peoples, noted for the Maya hieroglyphic script, the only known fully developed writing system of the pre-Columbian Americas, as well as for its art, architecture, and mathematical and astronomical systems. The Maya civilization developed in an area that encompasses southeastern Mexico, all of Guatemala and Belize, and the western portions of Honduras and El Salvador.
4 countries has the glory of the Mayan civilization, not only Mexico. The most part of the kingdom was in Mexico btw.
and the most important castle is in Mexico
chichen itza
>>52456001
So? What is your point.
Is the zero Guatemalan, Mexican Belizean or any of the others?
>>52456115
its part of the Mexican, Guatemala and Belizean history.
Me voy a dormir, que son las 6 AM
>>52454144
Electricity nigguh!
>>52456479
Electricity was invented by Nicolau Planador, a famous Portuguese inventor.
>>52456479
Based Croats gave us the modern world
>>52456479
Michael Faraday wasn't Italian.
>>52456598
Google gets me nothing. Who was this guy?
We invented civilizashaan and taught manners to the world
>>52457011
Dubz don't lie
>>52456750
>Italian.
Shit, I meant Serbian.
We invented chickens
>>52457011
>arabs
>>52455264
>AND SHIT
was expecting something desu
>>52455494
Bullshit.
Gas masks. They looked F0kin' sick
>>52457389
Ex-Arab
> car
> PC
> mp3 format
> quantum mechanics
> radioactive toothpaste
> communism
>>52454144
Or you know, just put the fucking thing on a timer.
>>52457749
Once you go brown there's no come down
>>52457986
You forgot calculus.
>>52455176
>>52454614
>>52454754
>>52454933
>>52455411
India and Mexico are having a field day next thing you know there is poop and decapitated heads getting thrown at each other
>>52455102
>>52455174
>german
>jewish
Pick one Kevin
>>52458126
Guten Tag
We invented both nazis and communists.
Problem, world?
>>52458167
Pseudojude verzieh dich
>>52458213
Vergiss es, Pseudodeutscher
>>52458319
Bin deutsch uezs.
Bump. Also,
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>>52454144
the jew house
You round up all the undesirables into a building,ideally either an enemy ammo store or something with flammable shit in it. Wood construction is ideal but not neccesary. If fuel is an issue one could improvize with various other flammable waste products.
Set fire to the thing,gather around it and shoot anyone who tries to escape,or just shoot at it for the hell of it. Bonus if the guns you shoot are the enemy's . When the fire engulfs the building the people inside are most likely already passed out due to smoke inhalation,so feel free to organize a camp song exchange with fellow axis service-men. After all is done,bulldoze the remains into dirt and throw it in a river or sea,thus obscuring all remains.
Much more effective than the complicated "concentration camp" system and can be done on the spot. A well organized group would have a truck with fuel or slurry if local materials are not available.
Provided you have enough clients,even in a lazy day you could terminate 20k. If one works non stop 365 days a year it's about 7 million dead enemies a year.
>>52458539
this also has the added effect of scaring the otherwise rebellious populace into compliance. We did this at Odessa once and never had a problem after that,despite the city being over 50% jewish. People got along so great that we even resisted further deportation requests from the fuhrer until the end of the war. Jews should press F for respect tbqh
as an added bonus to the bonus,the rats will scurry into the enemies territory,thus burdening him with food req and hindering front-line operations.
B hepatitis vaccine and the cluster bomb
>>52455102
That's just a german meme to shift the blame. In reality he was lutheran.
