be Queenslanderget stung by jellyfish

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>>52450321
>be Queenslander
>be white
>be a sick cunt
>not be a degenerate leftist like southerners

>>52450321
>be Australian
>die from skin cancer
Also
>can't own a gun
C U C K S
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>>52450384
>be american
>get shot

>>52450384
>Be citizen of the United States of America
>Get penetrated by a bullet

>>52450640
Americans build up an immunity to bullets over time by shooting themselves with small bullets and working their way up

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>>52450321
>Southsiders

>>52450696
>and yet Australians still haven't built up an immunity to jellyfish
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>>52450696
Just fuck off already

>>52450736
make me

>Be American
>Get shot
>Bullet can't penetrate fat

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>>52450842

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>>52450321
>be queenslander
>get raped by giant turks
>go outside
>get struck by lightning
>get a can of XXXX thrown at you by a stray abo
>get flooded
>"b-but I'm a quoinslandah!"

>be australian
>can't even shoot up local school

Kek

>>52450321

>be australian
>get stung by a stingray

>>52450728
>Americans haven't developed an immunity to lead
You'd think with all the bullets flying around you'd have some sort of immunity

>>52451792

THANK YOU BRUCE

On ya mates

>>52451792
THANK YOU BRUCE

>Austr-
No wait
>Anglos in charge of not shitposting