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>this triggers the german
>Ale
>>52444251
The bubbles last barely a minute at best, definitely not 7 :^^^^^)
>Germans literally drink beer that only tastes nice when it is nearly frozen
>Americans will claim this is better than a fruity British IPA
>>52444410
>brits unironically think IPAs are good beers
>A beer that was literally engineered for surviving a months-long boat ride for soldiers in god-knows-where
>>52444410
>consuming anything considered groceries in the UK
>>52444410
I want you to compare the best German/Austrian ale to the best British ale... if you come back with anything but a near win or a draw, your bias embarrasses you.
>>52444560
FOR FUCKS SAKE NOBODY HERE FUCKING CONSUMES ALE
ALE IS FOR DISGUSTING BONGERS WHO ARE TO SISSY TO GET BOOZED WITH THE REAL DEAL.
CONSUMING ALE IN ANY EUROPEAN COUNTRY BESIDES THE UK MAKES YOU A MASSIVE FAGGOT BY DEFAULT.
ALE TASTES LIKE FEET. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST NORMAL HUMANS NEED LIKE 2% ALC INTOXICATION TO EVEN BEAR THE DISGUSTING TASTE OF THIS SHITTY BREW.
IF SOMEONE EVER BUYS YOU AN ALE HE EITHER HATES YOU OR THINKS YOU'RE A BRIT SISSY BOY WHICH IS BASICALLY THE SAME
>>52444659
Newcastle Brown Ale is pretty good uezs
>drinking the intoxicating jew
>>52444659
yeah, but the ale that comes out of that end of the world is actually pretty good.
Don't worry, your lagers (Southern especially) are top notch as well.
>>52444659
OP's pic related, it's my unironically favorite beer
I'm just sayin', pal, don't knock it till you've tried it
>>52444742
Muhammad bin Said al-nofunallowed pls
>>52444788
Schloss Eggenberg (Austria) makes brilliant ales, 8-12%, well balanced, smooth, and guaranteed to keep you from wanting to operate heavy machinery. Maybe that's where the bias lies.
American beer is unironically the best
>>52444830
I glower in your general direction.
>>52444818
could be, not a bad bet
>>52444659
hahahahaha you have even c.ucked yourself out of drinking beer
what next germany, you take self-hating to new levels
keep going until you have no culture left at all
>>52444830
Brittish gin is unironically the best
