MISS UNIVERSE THREAD 2
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RIP CURACAO U YOU WERE TOO YOUNG EDITION
FINAL 3:
1. USA
2. COLOMBIA
3. PHILLIPENIS
LESSGO MURRICA
san someone dump the "trad" costumes used this year?
USA should win because America has been losing and they're not winning anymore.
>USA and two of its closest puppets
we're officially the most beautiful people in the motherfuckin universe
no curação
let's give the crown to the philippines so they'll shut the fuck up about it and prepare for the next typhoon.
We don't deserve it this yeat tbqh
this is rigged
stream link
>>52440888
>trillizo
>>52440879
The 'Pines kicked us out just like you guys
>>52440888
see >>52440854
>>52440926
ay papi
P I N O Y
R
I
D
E
>Miss burger outed herself as a libshit who wants to disarm America
>>52440826
>Philippines
Philippines whiter than Argentina confirmed
fuck you flips
M O S T
P O W E R F U L
R A C E
>Miss Colombia regretting stealing that last churro at the breakfast buffet
>spiteful bitches who lost get to judge
kek
>sound proof headphones
kek
>Not wanting this superhero to win
>m-muh gunz
>>52440963
>kids in school should have mental profiles done with psychological test to find possible school shooters
That's literally the plot of Psycho-pass
>So?
>We're literally the same country.
by that logic USA's 8 crowns and Our 5 crowns blanda up to get you rekt
colombia
>feminist
You had one chance.
ya blew it
>this miss usa
she cant even speak
MUH WYMEN
>feminist
>hates guns
i can't listen to spanish women without getting a boner. how do you spicfags do it?
BLOWN THE FUCK OFF BY THE INTERPRETER
lol usa
We fucking lost boys
>>52441097
>>52441079
Whoever wins, we all lose
phillipines is going to win
and i'd give her aids
I think the Philippines will win.
Mentioning Alpha Centauri in her speech? Damn, that's all-inclusive...
Even though we don't want it, the most powerful race will win due to online votes
Just waiting for the costumes compilation tbqh.
if the pinoys dont win it'll be the biggest travesty since the holocaust
>>52441146
the website crashed senpai.
FUCKING UNITEDSTATIANS THEY CAN'T INTO SPANISH
IT'S ALL THE FUCKING INTERPRETER'S FAULT
>seal
OOOH BABAY SOMETHING SOMETHING KISS FROM A ROSE IN THE WIND
>Miss USA dances out of nervousness
why do we always fidget in our anxiety??
>>52441171
You mean it "crashed"
>Ms Philippines
>Pia Alonzo Wurtzbach
>Wurtzbach
>Ms ''Philippines''
Kek
>showing all these beautiful ladies with monster mash
why
>>52441171
guess who crashed it >_>
Colombia's strong jaw isn't enough, boys
>Philippines win
>she goes back to Germany (her home country) after celebrating a bit in here
KEK
>>52441197
LMAO
reminder that miss england didn't even qualify for this contest
>>52441139
Wasn't her answer pretty much like Miss Usa?
non-verbatim
>>52441226
Not that easy. Most blondes in this country are peroxide-derived and nowhere near that level of fitness
>>52441239
She did it without stumbling soooo
>>52441239
pretty much but she spoke better english and didn't look like a dumb american retard
>>52441239
dunno, i couldn't hear her from the crowd cheering
>>52441226
blonde like that you need to be prep
its gonna be usa
than trump enters the stage
and both him and her say "make america great again vote trump"
>>52441226
Blondes are localized. Try Minnesota.
1. colombia
2. phillipines
3. usa
>>52441314
>If we can win Miss Universe, we can make America great again
>>52441303
upper middle class white alpha male
BAYBEH
lol is this the dude from batman
>getting serenaded by seal
OKLAHOMA
https://youtu.be/ID06wdnwWkI
> kiss from a rose for worst girl
WTF IS THIS SHIT
>>52441390
>Miss USA going all "JUST TAKE MY PURSE"
Struggle vocals
>>52441381
and you only realized it now?
damned millenial kids...
Miss Colombia looks like Sofia Vergara
>all of the woman are black
LOL,How does it feel,whiteboys?
>oooh
>>52441407
it's her cousin or some shit
CRAZY FOR PHILIPPINES!
CONFIRMED
O
N
F
I
R
M
E
D
>>52441398
these type of blondes arent the type of women to have a mixed race anything
B E S T
S O N G
B E S T
G I R L
>>52441414
*whitegirls
>>52440963
>We're literally the same country
Kill yourself
>>52441432
What's flip singing
the damn stream won't load
>kiss from a rose is a song about cocaine
>Seal sings it when Colombia is on stage
top kek
COME WIN USA WIN
THIS SONG IS PRETTY GOOD FOR EASY LISTENING IN 2015 AND SEAL
ALSO CAPS LOCK
>seal touched miss pinoy
FUCKING RUINED
BURN THE COAL
PAY THE TOLL
FUCKING SHIT SKINS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>52441452
songfacts.com please
>>52441414
feels like watching a slave market
>>52441472
She's German, she already did a few Syrians a good favor
>>52441452
you can't make this shit up familia
>>52441414
all the women are black to your pasty mug, Seamus
>mfw the flip butthurt if they don't win on facebook
>tfw don't want to admit to watching this publicly
>>52441477
>but did you know that when it snows my eyes become large and the light that you shine can be seen
BREAKING NEWS
ICBMs FLEW OUT OF OKLAHOMA NUCLEAR SILOS
EN ROUTE TO COLOMBIA AND PHILLIPINES
>>52441513
Post the butthurt, the tears will fill our dams to last this dry season
Even better if America wins
>>52440826
>curacao
>it's a nigger
figures
>>52441520
BABAY
>>52441473
cause /pol/ is fucking retarded
>>52441473
we better enrich sweden.
>>52441473
Because they are shut ins. The only women that fuck black dudes are duggies and morbidly obese women.
>>52441538
I COMPARE YOU TO A KISS FROM A ROSE ON THE GREY
>>52441576
and rich people
What countries didn't even make the contest? There was no Northern Ireland, England or Scotland IIRC
>>52441576
alot of hardcore christians from the south seems to cheat their husbands with niggers
that god warrior whale married a nigger
>>52441616
some paki girl was miss United Kingdom
but this isn't like Miss World so i dunno how the organization is
>>52441616
>There was no Northern Ireland, England or Scotland
newfag please leave
>>52441616
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miss_Universe_2015
>The city of USA
Good, fuck that commie
USA was 37th on my pre-show power rankings
USA BTFO
NOOOOOOOOOOO
LAUNCH THE FUCKING NUKES
Good. Get that white slut out of here
>>52441626
>that god warrior whale
explain
lmaooooooo you could literally see the moment Miss USA said FUCK
FLIPS
L
I
P
S
FUCK OFF THIS COMMIE SHIT FUCK YOU
BOMBS OVER ASIA AND SOUTH AMERICA NOW
>>52441614
They also care about looks and social stigma
>>52441626
They don't.
That's just your fantasy
STILL AMERICA
PINOYFAGS BTFO
hahahahahaha
>>52441697
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3mDLsyn6ns
BOW BEFORE OUR BEAUTY MOTHERFUCKERS
THIRD IN A ROW
ADELANTE SEÑOR PRESID-- oh wait that's the neighbor, my bad
>>52441626
>let me tell you about your country
THIS FUCKING CONTEST IS RIGGED
FUCK THIS RIGGED ASS SHIT
>columbia
>interpreter
>winning
into the trash it goes
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY LMAO
RIGGED
COLOMBIA
O
L
O
M
B
I
A
>>52441685
Why is she a commie?
FUCK YOU COLUMBIA. SHUT DOWN ON THE FUCKING DRUG TRADE. JUDGES HIGH ON COKE CONFIRMED. MAKE THOSE MUDSKINS POORER THAN THE SHIT THAT COMES OUTTA THEIR ASSES.
>Congolombia
FAIL-I-PENIS BTFO
goddamn... this is disappointing
>>52441718
ENEMY OF THESE UNITED STATES
>RUSSIAN FLAG
WUT
>>52441666
>miss curacao isn't even born there
what the fuck is that
>>52441726
it's the 2nd in a row, no one has done 3 in a row dumbass
RIGGED
>>52441739
y vos cuantos miss universos ganaste?.
FUCK
/lat/
Fucking druglords
C O L U M B I A
O
L
U
M
B
I
A
>>52441765
ay pero qué rudo
WAIT SOMETHING IS UP
GAS THE SPICS
RACE WAR NOW
HOL UP
>niggers
wtf is this bullshit
COLUMBIA BTFO
WHAT THE FUCK NIGGER
Wait what the fuck
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MASTOR TROLL
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
kekekekekekekekekekek
>>52441736
>columbia
it's Colombia, you nigger
ALSO HOLY FUCK WHAT JUST HAPPENED
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAN SOLO DIES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH
PHILIPPINES
COLOMBIA BTFO!!!!!!!!!!!
What happened
>I have to apologize
this stupid nigger had one job
ONE JOB
LOL ITS PHILIPPINES
STEVE HARVEY
HELLO?
HOLY FUCK
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
WAT AYY LMAO
PINOYS WON
PINOYS WON
PINOYS WON
PINOYS WONPINOYS WON
PINOYS WONPINOYS WON
PINOYS WONPINOYS WON
PINOYS WON
WUT
LOL
>STEVE HARVEY
LMAO THEY WERE WRONG
WHAT THE FUCK DID JUST HAPPEN
I'M FUCKING DYING HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
eww
Honestly she looks almost like the average uni girl, not miss universe material.
THE
MOST
POWERFUL
RACE
IN
THE
WORLD
Oh my god noooooooooooooooooooooooo
WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
RIOT
BLACK LIVES MATTER
What the fuck happened?
tldw for those of us not watching
Oh you piece of shit nigger, you had one fucking job!!!
HOLY SHIT THIS IS GREAT EVERYBODY WAS CELEBRATING OUTSIDE AND NOW THEY ARE MUTE
>>52441847
>BLACKLIVESMATTER
I thought Colombia won
what's happening
s-someone explain
HAHAHAAH
NIGNOGS CANT READ FUCK AHAHADH GODDAMN
HOLY SHIT
STEVE HARVEY
YOU FUCKING IDIOT
OH MY GOD
BACK FROM THE DEAD
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
COCALOMBIA ON SUICIDE WATCH
FACEBOOK EXPLODES
THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN
STICK TO THE SCRIPT
SNATCH FROM THE JAWS OF VICTORY
CANNOT MAKE THIS UP
LET THE TEARS FLOW
ROBBERY ROBBERY ROBBERY
TAKE OFF THE CROWN
ABDICATE
ABDICATE
ABDICATE
RIGGED
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
What the fuck is happening?
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Could not have hoped for a better ending.
>>52441867
Steve Harvey is a fucking retard is what happened.
He named the wrong winner
>>52441875
CELEBRALO TIBURÓN
BLACKS CONFIRMED ILLITERATE
JEWS CUT THE CAMERAS
COLOMBIA BTFO
>>52441874
>>52441875
Colombia on suicide watch
>>52441867
nigger mistook first runner-up with first place.
She had Miss Colombia celebrating for like 90 seconds before he came back and shut her down.
That junglegook is ugly as fuck wtf.
>>52440826
>they did wat
lmao
STEVE MOTHERFUCKING HARVEY JUST BTFO OF CONGOLOMBIA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DID FILIPENE WIN?
>mfw colombians move to the USA just to vote for donald trump now
THIS IS THE WORST POSSIBLE OUTCOME
I'D LITERALLY JUMP OFF THE STAGE
top fucking kekeroo
BASED STEVE HARVEY
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
I'M CRACKING UP
*DRUGS*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>52441889
Nigger fucked up
>>52441875
ayyyyyyyyy papi
post some pics of the miss universe pls
LOLOLLOLOLOL STEVE HARVEY IS GONNA HAVE A COLUMBIAN NECKTIE.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Takes a nigger to fuck up that bad. Well, this years bitch wasn't nearly as pretty as Paulina (the last one).
10/10 show
>>52441926
yes
HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>52441926
yes
she couldn't even believe it, so cute
RIGGED
I
G
G
E
D
CONGOLOMBIA BTFO
AHAHAHAHA RETURN TO YOUR PRECIOUS COCAINE
FUCKING KEK
STEVE HARVEY ON COLOMBIAN NECKTIE WATCCH
>>52441904
>Be divorced
>Give advice about relationships
>Be nigger
>Can't read
Hi, I'm Steve Harvey
>>52441892
kevin hart plz go
Philippines beats spics again like it was 1898
STERNPAGEANT
PINOYS CONFIRMED GREATEST RACE ON EARTH ONCE AGAIN
>>52441931
To murder him more likely
>This Congonarco asspain
simply.incredible
>>52440826
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...... Does this shit happen every miss universe? I only saw this time because my cousin was participating.
I have a newfound respect for Steve Harvey
>niggers in charge of reading
DUDE WHAT
KEKS OF KEKS
Based most powerful race in the world you crushed the dreams of this shitty nation
>steve harvey preserving Venezuela's back-to-back title
Based desu.
>>52442027
But Colombia is far richer than the Philippines.
Why are all the Miss Colombias so ugly compared to the other contestants?
Last thread OP photo had the winner. MEME MAGIC IS REAL.
WEBMS WHEN?!
What the fuck good is spending thousands of dollars on KPMG and Ernst and Young to tally up results if the host is gonna fuck it up?
If you think about it, this taints the Filipino victory
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAJ
>>52442035
It's a meme you dip
>>52441941
>>52441972
>>52442027
>>52441817
alright dotards i need you to get back on the gulag
>>52442037
Transexuals
>>52442052
this
Steve Harvey everyone
https://youtu.be/9hTnmZkHnTE
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING FAGGOTS
WE MASTER RACE NOW
THANK BASED TRUMP FOR HIS ORGANIZATION (IF HE STILL OWN IT)
>>52442052
I don't know when, but they will be delicious
>>52442074
But Miss Brazil is usually one of the prettiest!
i want a colombian girlfriend
pls gib
GOAT ENDING
PLEASE GOD POST THE A WEBM OF THE TIARA BEING TRANSFERRED BETWEEN HEADS
>>52442037
Because they aren't venezuelan master race.
>Didn't keep up with the entire pageant
>Check out the ending because of this thread
>mfw the winner
I'm so glad I caught this
Great job Steve Harvey the job offer's gonna start rolling in now
>>52442092
How can one man be so based?
>>52441889
Nig-nog read the card wrong
He though 1st runner-up was 1st place
Philippines won
1.Philippines
2.Columbia
3.USA
>We got cucked again
Oh well, time to sleep
>>52442092
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
>>52442130
The camera refused to focus on Miss Colombia and it cut off the feed shortly after that
I imagine Colombia's face is all
Trump4president
>>52442153
The poor producer never thought he'd need to train the talent on this. Burned again.
STEVE HARVEY CONFIRMED DEAD MAN WALKING.
OH BOY, TOMORROW THE NIGGER IS GOING TO BE DEAD. OUR DRUG FRIENDS WILL PROBABLY DO IT
>>52442052
video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPTC94LImhk
>>52442153
It has MISS UNIVERSE 2015 in capital letters in larger fonts. Did they need to highlight it too?
>>52442153
It's right fucking there, you LITERALLY CANNOT MISS IT
>niggers in charge of reading
>>52442211
>>52442213
COLOMBIAN NECKTIE WHEN
>>52442130
webm this man, i can't in this shitty pc
https://twitter.com/urasiaan/status/678773994951168001
Fuck Steve Harvey tbqh with you familia
AHAHA All this jelly niggers with no Miss Universe titles
Negrito envidioso cuántas Miss Universo tenés?
>>52442195
Oh w8
Trump owns Miss Universe
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
GOD EMPEROR BLESSED US
FUCK YOU COCAINE SMUGGLING FUCKS
THANKS FOR SHAKIRA
>>52442213
>Escobar 2.0
Dis gun be good
>>52442221
ahahahaha the "are you kidding me" face on both is priceless
>>52440826
Ahahahahahah
>>52442221
COMEDY GOLD
>>52442221
I'm glad I watched this
NEGRO HIJO DE PUTAAAAA
You dun fucked it up Harvey!
>>52442221
I can't even stand to watch it
COLOMBIA BTFO!!!
how will this affect trump?
>>52442221
The best thing is that they cut away to commercials immediately.
It ends just like you see in that clip.
Here on my local Fox station they just started talking about regular news as if nothing had happened, even though they are fully aware of what is being shown right before they come on the air.
what did miss Lebanon look like this year
>>52442221
Ouch
>>52442221
Lel, loving every laugh.
CUT TRANSMISSION
GET STEVE HARVEY TO THE PANIC ROOM
SAFE SPACE
>>52442340
okay-ish
I can't even watch this.
That awkward crown. Damn!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9aRmmWX5XI
>>52442221
best part of the show after the swimsuits
>>52442384
oops my bad, i misquoted
>>52442356
>>52442356
she was okay-ish
>>52442356
She looked like an gnome wizard
>>52442392
It's so fucking cruel.
Man should have his balls snipped for this.
Steve Harvey please
>>52442340
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WE GREATEST ALLIES NAO
PUTIN FED TRUMP WITH JEWISH LIES
NOW HE TRUSTS PHILIPPINES
>>52442363
Push Escobar 2.0 man shits gonna be fun
>>52442434
>Philippians
>>52442434
>Philippians
We Macedonians now
D E V I L I S H
>>52442434
>Miss Philippians
>>52442434
>Philippians
>Columbia
dis nigga can't read
>>52441821
SAUCE
>>52442221
wait so who won?
>>52442221
>decrownulmbia
>>52442434
>Philippians
>>52442434
>Philippians
WE
>>52442392
wait what did that angry guy at the crowd shouted?
"that SASQUATCH!" ??
>>52442015
Your cousin is very good looking
Would bang
>>52442434
>PHILIPPIANS
NIGGER
I
G
G
E
R
>>52442449
WE WUZ ALEXANDER N SHIEEEEET
WE WAS HELLENISTIC N SHIIIIIEEEEET
>>52442448
Philippians 7, verse 2: And she who was lost shall be first
>>52442434
>be nigger
>try to apologize
>spell the country wrong
Good night sweet prince.
>>52442434
>Columbia
He can't stop hurting us
dead nog
>>52442153
Fucking kek
>>52442434
It's like a monkey with a typewriter.
Give him another 1000 years and he may write a Shakespeare play.
miss universe is under the control of the chinese communist party
this obviously has something to do with their encroachment in the south china sea
>>52442470
Philippians
>>52442426
more like a gypsy princess
>>52442434
>philippians
>columbia
wew lad pls
>>52442488
>THIS PROPHESY
>THOSE DUBS
>>52442434
ayyyyyyy
>>52441021
Well fuck you too.
>>52442434
if he cant read, why should we assume he can write
>>52442434
>Philippians
>Columbia
This guy is the stereotypical dumb nigger
>>52442434
>Philippians
>Columbia
>>52442434
>intentionally misspell it to dig into them even deeper
SAVAGE
>>52442526
so they had some backstage mix up where everyone involved thought colombia won? ahahahahahahaha
>>52441021
>being this mad
goldface.jpg
>>52442434
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HE CANT STOP FUCKING UP
>>52442434
>Philippians
>>52442434
How can a man be this fucking illiterate?
>>52442213
Con Pablo esto no pasaba.
jesus christ this thing is real
https://twitter.com/IAmSteveHarvey/status/678776186399424513
this happening is comedy platinum
>>52442564
No, Steve Harvey just misread the card and pronounced Miss Colombia the winner instead of Miss Philippines
>>52442564
No, it was a front and center mixup.
To make it even worse is that ms. Colombia didn't understand a thing that just happened when Ms. Ph came beside her. That must have been painful
>mfw Steve Harvey works as a motivational/inspirational speaker when he is not doing his stupid fucking game show
>>52442607
Didn't even think of this
top kek
>>52442583
>delete your account
jesusfuckingchrist
I can't breathe anymore
>>52442607
everyone can understand hand waving and 'no' shouting
but yeah my sides had went through a wormhole
>>52442607
Ripped the crown from her head and cast her from the throne.
Shortest reign ever.
>>52442434
fucking kek
KEK
>mfw Steve Harvey also works as a life coach
PHILIPPIANS
>>52442646
I-it could happen to anyone, right guys?
>>52442583
AAAAAND IS GONE
>>52442662
He's gonna need one after this desu senpai
>>52442434
hahahahahhahahahaha
>>52442434
He deleted it
>>52442686
Oh shit, that was fast
>>52442585
>>52442597
oh i get it now, saw another youtube vid. was wondering how the crown was already on colombia's head, thought it was a production mix up
>>52442698
/hilo latino/ material right there
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA "if you look closely you can actually pinpoint the exact moment her heart breaks in two"
>>52442517
Trump still controls everything my friend even though hes not here
The God Emperor has blessed us
>>52442698
Jesus fuck they are really mad
>>52442434
OH SHIT
>>52442739
Gib Subic
>>52442742
what does it say???
>>52442698
I feel really bad for him, the guy is funny, and now all this monkeys hate him for just a mistake.
>>52442434
This is one of the worst TV mistakes ever.
>>52442756
They want to kill him
>>52442488
DEAR GOD
>>52442756
Basically, threats.
>>52442729
k deliciosa
>>52442775
I got that...but literally?
>>52442746
We just witnessed the spectacular firey death of a career...
Good thread lads.
>>52442752
We can give you the base back
Its the only thing keeping chinks back in mainland
Fuck Cory man why the hell did we remove that base?
>>52442752
Of course, God Emperor Trump
>>52442823
because Pinatubo exploded
>>52442823
Cory didn't want the Americans to leave, it was the Senate and Congress who booted them out.
>>52441107
We impregnate them constantly
>>52442260
trump doesn't own MU anymore, you dumb chink
>>52442867
He doesn't own Miss Universe but now he owns The Universe
>>52442823
It was the senate that killed it.
The base was up for a renewal of lease. Renewal went on a hold because muh nationalism, muh we don't need no murrika and muh commies in the national university protesting.
Then Pinatubo happened. USA lowered their lease offer because base was damaged.
No deal.
>>52442752
With pleasure. Emphasis on the word pleasure.
>>52442809
"you better run son of a bitch you're going to pay for this"
"If I see you I'm going to stab you motherfucker"
something like that
>>52442809
It's basically lots of insults in what would be niggerspeak, it's kinda hard to translate.
>>52442677
he probably had his thumb over Philippines when he read it
>>52442756
>>52442809
hard to translate. but the first one would be something like "WHAT APOLOGIES YOU UNWISE SON OF A BITCH YOU BETTER HIDE BECAUsE IF I FIND YOU MOTHERFUCKER YOU'RE GOING TO PAY ME FOR THIS"
Sorry m8. don't know enough american slang for a better translation
>>52442902
Fuck the gommies man
They gaining traction here agin because of Dutdut and their proxies aka Lumads
For the flips here:
DONT SUPPPORT LUMADS THEYRE GOMMIE SCUM
>>52442902
To be fair the Americans were being shitty guests being in a third world country and were immune to local laws.
>>52442941
You did God's work, my child.
Colombians don't forgive mistakes.
Like when they murdered that soccer player of their national team when he failed a penalty or something.
Nigger is dead.
>>52442941
Where does the Gonorrhea come in?
>>52443034
That was like 20 years ago pal
>>52443034
If that happens it will be the most epic day on /int/ since they arrested the sheikh.
>>52443064
from the slums
mfw these local niggas inventing new meanings for old words
>Colombia's face when
>>52442992
>Keep shitty guests
or
>Keeping chinks in mainland china
I'll take the lesser of the two poisons here
US may have shitty people on their bases but it keeps diplomatic shit high and keeping chinks inside
>>52443074
I'm memeing you dip.
But who knows, congolombians are as savage as us.
>>52442992
At that point the "Filipino Businessmen" (aka the chinoys). were getting uppity because of muh economic rising tiger of Asia.
You have to remember this was the period before the Asian Financial Crisis.
The Government was trying to hedge favors between the USA and China.
Obviously they chose to cut ties with the US because who else were lining the pockets of the politicians.
>>52442809
>internet death threats
>real
Pick one.
and the memes just keep reeling on!
>>52442992
What's a few petty squabble compared to a one giant mess like the one right now?
>>52443141
You can make a death threat with three simple words, clearly there was more that these people expressed
>>52443064
>>52443064
i translate it to motherfucker. gonorrea is used as something or someone awful.
>>52443159
>ce
is that non mexican si?
>>52443159
she's lucky given that she shouldn't have even been in the final 3
>>52443250
yes
>bateman wince.jpg
>>52443250
lol no, it's the news page or some shit
>>52443159
Given the context, this probably means as "shortest miss universe record of 33.5 seconds". Yeah?
god fucking dammit harvey
>>52443162
Americans killing and raping Pinoys was one big giant mess during Marcos' and Cory's era.
Imagine a Daniel Smith and Joseph Pemberton cases every few weeks and more unreported ones.
If an American serviceman commits a crime in Japan or Korea they end up in a Japanese or Korean jail, if they do that here they get special treatment since our jails are shit and America will pull all stops to get these cases resolved through settlements (greencard baiting and all).
>>52443298
yep
>>52443298
aye
filipinos confirmed for latinasians
>tfw approaching grils
>>52443191
people here is a little more harsh with words. you have no idea what i have been called for less.
>>52443298
yes
>>52443317
Couldn't care less about that trans faggot
It would be like the occasional car crashes we have o the news everyday today
Suck more NPA cock cuck
>>52443352
>you have no idea what i have been called for less.
tell us
>>52443298
>filipino
>doesn't know spanish
>>52443345
:(
I wanna hug her and tell her it's gonna be ok
>>52443345
Could you have done it, /int/? Snatched the crown from her still beaming head? ;_;
>>52443411
Why should we speak taco?
>>52443352
dimelo!
>>52443317
>Pinoys
And you deserve that you fucking dumbshit.
Never once i took someone who called themselves Pinoys as real Filipinos.
All Pinoys ever do is
>Complain about corrupt government yet they're the ones electing officials into government
>Wants change but is hostile towards any kind of change
>Dumbed down by the local media with shows that has a fucking tranny and rehashed drama teleseryes.
>>52443273
Dear user:
We apologize but we are yet to include nigger-speak in our supported languages. Thank you for your patience.
-The Google translate team.
>>52443429
because you're a sushi taco :^)
>>52443472
>sushi
>taco
We're neither Jose
>>52443429
MUH SPANISH PRIDE
AKING APELYIDO KO AY GONZALES
>>52443411
To be fair retards in our government removed the mandatory spanish course.
>>52443429
>named after Felipe II of Spain
>doesn't speak Spanish
Kill yourself.
>>52443514
>spanish pride
kek
pinoys didn't even speak spanish yet in just a few decades people learned english to speak to americans and foreigners
>>52443427
>Make a huge mistake because careless
>On camera
>Basically the entire world is watching
If that was me, there would be so much spaghetti between us I'd never reach her crown
>>52443429
because spanish is cool, chino puto
>>52443427
it's either that or be lynched at the exit by all those Philippines fans
and after her answer "let there be US bases", it was A LOT of fans
>>52443543
KUMUSTA PWEDE KULANDERA SIGE SIGE
>>52443525
Americans don't speak Italian
>he speaks another country's language
>his country doesn't have their own language
BLOWN THE FUGG OFF
>>52443429
Because a quarter of the world speaks it
We can make it a 2nd/3rd language ala English but the burgers wiped off any Spanish cultural integrity here
But still dont be cucks and make it the first language national identity and shit to sparate us from the muslim mongrels we call neigbors
>>52443580
WHAD'DYA MEAN THEY DON' SPEEK ITALIAN
>>52443613
How many official languages does the Philippines
spanish is old and busted
learn to speak the future new world language mandarin
>>52443651
have?
>>52443631
>a quarter of the world speaks it
It doesn't matter, half the entire world knows English
The Americans never wiped off any taco culture here, as far as I'm concerned the churches are still intact, Christianity is still intact, siesta is still intact and the corrupt governments commonly found in taco countries are still intact
>>52443653
t. Joshua Ong
>>52443651
Well the official language is Filipino which came from a dialect called Tagalog except with a few english additions due to adding C and F
>>52443631
you were just weak, because the burgers could not wipe off spanish heritage here
>>52443724
We cared more about the Philippines than Puerto Rico desu
>>52443724
>you were just weak
We never liked the Spanish unlike you Latin American cucks.
>>52443714
tagalog is drunk Chilean
>>52443613
THIS
>>52443653
Hows 50 cents zhang?
Chinkspeak wont even get past mainland china
Its too complicated for everyone to learn and we all know Latin scripture best scripture
>>52443692
>Christianity
>Taco culture
Its world culture dummy Christians rule the world
Were both Christians my best ally albeit you're heathen scum joining money laundering sects and protestants
>>52443800
Christianity was brought in by tacos, not Israelis or someone else
>>52443846
Brits also spread christianity
>>52443846
There no one doubting they made Catholicism the largest Christian Church
But attributing Catholicism to them is insulting to the Vaticans
http://news.sky.com/story/1609695/major-accident-at-miss-universe-pageant
ESCOBARS ALREADY STARTING SHIT
>>52444072
i want to hug her closely even though i would be painted as a creep
>>52442476
She used to be a nerd as a kid. Her dad was pushing her into engineering but she wanted to be an actress
>Tfw used to play doom together when we met during summer vacations.
>Tfw distance grew between us as she started pursuing a modelling career
Now we hardly ever see each other. Even when we meet its awkward as fuck
>>52442973
Yeah basically most of the lumads here are gommies. im so unlucky I live in this mindanao shithole since i have to study here.
