>Junior! Come down and get your lunch!
>Fuck you mom! I want to stab your stomach and watch you bleed to death!
>What am I going to do with this boy :(
cool thread 8)))
my dog comes into my room so i kicked him in the fucking head and then gut him with my claws, play around with his blood a bit. i get out my pussy and start rubbing it against his carcass, more accurately i rub myself against his cold nose. i bend over like a bitch in heat and start shitting LOL *lets out a rancid and mischievous fart*
>>52439371
nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96SrWO5Na54
>>52439371
>>52439371
that is not entertaining or edgy, but it's quite interesting that you were able to come up with it.
Were you abused at an age earlier than 8?
>>52439630
no but i can dissect it and go through my thought process for all of it
>my dog comes into my room so i kicked him in the fucking head and then gut him with my claws
was going to go with "mum" or something but i actually have a mum so that would be weird. "kicked him in the fucking head" was just an edgy way to get across that the fictional dog was dead so it could allow me to go on for the rest of it
>then gut him with my claws
imperative to the notion that my character is a cat
>play around with his blood a bit
reference to American Psycho and does wonders for the imagery of it all
>i get out my pussy and start rubbing it against his carcass, more accurately i rub myself against his cold nose
just ludicrously lewd, edgy, distasteful, out there. i'd never type this anywhere else but on an anonymous forum but it does the job as a great hook.
>i bend over like a bitch in heat
thought this was funny because of just how uncomfortable it is
>and start shitting LOL *lets out a rancid and mischievous fart*
no need to explain this comedic gem
>>52439263
Is this one of those official no bread /fit/ sandwiches?
>>52439889
No, look at all the mayonaisse it can't be
>>52439263
>Junior get down here and hang out with your new dad already!
>He's from New Zealand! He brought his pet , don't you want to see it?
>>52439263
Looks tasty, put some lemon and salsa and you got a great munchie
>>52439263
if I don't eat my vegetables with dinner mommy wont give me a handy wandy
