ITT: International red flags for boys
>he watches anime
>he's a furry
>he has dyed hair
>he's from canada
>He browses 4chan.org
Lol, what a child. Am I right ladies?!
>>52438940
>His flag is a fucking leaf
>he has a speech impediment and insists on calling it a "canadian accent"
Okay we get it canada, it's 2015 and you're fucking gay move on and leave us alone
>>52438940
>when you greet him, he looks around to see who's looking before replying
>he acts differently if a girl is nearby
>he acts like an asshole to impress other people who he views as cooler
>>52439039
>>52440864
>>52441019
Harsh. Reddit warned me you guys were mean. why didn't I listen.
> he's white
>Tattoos
>Dance music
>Drugs
>Goes to the gym too much.
>>52441101
>he wears makeup
>>52441441
>he thinks hockey is a real sport
>they play lacrosse
>they listen to drake
>they're not circumcised
>>52441468
>he thinks starcraft is a sport
I fucking hate guys who give weak loose handshakes. Like, wtf, are you greeting me or caressing my fucking palm? Just handshake it like a man, goddammit.
>>52443495
But I wouldn't want to crush m'lady's hand with my strong manly grip
>>52438940
>hes a virgin in his 20s
>he has less than 5 close friends
>>52438940
>mentions politics/social issues the first time you chat and assumes you completely agree with his opinions
I just nope on outta there at that point
>He spends his life in repetitive cycles of self loathing, narcissism, and neurotic thoughts.
>>52443495
I never wash my hands after using the bathroom or jerking off. Would you still be cool with me touching your hand?
