>wake up
>move my stomach out of the way
>look down
>penis still small
>still have diabetes
>im still fat
>is life worth living
>should I blast myself
>>52437941
i know what you're upto
>wake up
>be American
>auslards
KEK
>>52437941
*stops the thread and a Canadian face appears*
And THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is the average life...of an American!
>taking the life serious
Meh, just say "fuck it" and shitpost until death.
>>52437941
It's your life familia, you can kill yourself, you can lose weight, you can shitpost all day on 4chan
follow your heart
>that's just the way it is
>things will never be the same
>>52437996
T-thanks America I think I'm going to lose weight after christmas lunch of course.
>>52438111
just take drugs, eating will be the last thing on your mind
>>52438111
what do abos eat on xmans?
>>52438223
Would I lose weight taking roids what are the risks I already have a small penis.
>>52438225
nothing cause they're to poor maybe they get each other the good petrol to sniff?
>>52438524
you'd gain lots of weight
Just work out, don't do drugs that just make shit worse.
>>52438524
>what are the risks I already have a small penis.
Your breasts can get larger and you can become completely infertile.
He was probably talking about heroin, that shit will make you forget about eating pretty fast, along with everything else except for you next shot.
You should really just find a sport though, it's the single best way to actually lose weight.
>>52438701
Yeah I wouldn't want to take drugs anyway it fucked up my older brother but he does have a gym membership should I use that and do an hour on the bike every day or something I just feel self conscious going places especially a gym.
>>52438524
Don't do drugs. Granted, you'll lose weight (if you're doing the right ones) but you'll fuck yourself up even more.
>>52438818
walk everywhere if you can
do a bodyweight routine at home for a while if you're self conscious of the gym
drink more water
>>52439001
Yeah I drink 10 litres of water a day cause of my diabetes.
>>52439024
good on ya
well i guess if you have diabetes you're already watching what you put in your body
so all you need to do is start getting into some kind of exercise lad
a good full body calisthenics routine is a good idea, don't need any equipment and won't fuck you over too hard
have a geez at the couch to 5k running program, i started it recently and it's tailor made for easing out of shape cunts into regular physical movement
if you do start exercise, learn to enjoy the feeling you get from it and draw strength from staying consistent with it, even when it's the last fucking thing you want to do on the day
concentrate more on the goal of feeling healthy, having lungs that aren't fucked etc, than worrying about your body. it'll all come with the simple fact that you're exercising in the first place
