>german humor
>>52437668
What did the white French married couple get for Christmas?
A black baby!
We need some new memes, the grinning yellow face is getting a bit stale.
>>52437723
>>52437771
>his mom's hair
>blonde
>>52437811
True, my mother has brown hair uezs.
>>52437723
>>52437723
Is it still illegal in France to ask for a paternity test?
>>52437668
I don't find his comment hilarious in any way whatsoever
oh yeah...
>>52437903
actual German humor
Germans are funny it's just their autistic language prevents them from expressing themselves
>>52437903
>spanish "humor"
>>52438005
>dutch "humor"
>German humor
>>52437978
If you were actually familiar with German comedy you would know that the language is important for it.
>>52438095
I heard you guys have some great jokes about Poles
>>52438095
Thats what im saying ya dingus
>>52438133
No, you said that we can't be funny because of our language. I said that the use of our language contributes to the humor.
>>52438127
we made poland a joke.
>>52437668
>glorious Belgian humor
also could I pass as a local in your country
>>52437668
>so butthurt he makes a thread about his butthurt
>>52438187
No I said you cant express yourself i.e. ina different language thats what express means. But i said germans were funny implying they are in their own language. M80 can you read ok?
>>52438193
Did you really?
Poland is doing much better than Germany these days
>>52438338
> Poland is doing much better than Germany these days
maybe at car theft
>>52438358
Maybe at keeping 1.5 million migrants out of their country
>>52438068
Jesus Christ that's pretty fucked up
My childhood was shitty but not like his
>>52438386
> muh 1.5 gorillion
Did /pol/ tell you they all got accepted?
>>52438386
It's not like people still want to go to Poland if it's right next to Germany, all the "refugees" would get their iPhones stolen
>>52438302
>>52438253
'oh no germany is getting bantered'
'better just claim butthurt and try to make the topic about america instead'
>German """""""""""damage control"""""""""""""
>>52438302
but thats the uk flag
>>52438497
> 'better just claim butthurt and try to make the topic about america instead'
I think that's the price you have to pay for being the most relevant country in the world.
>>52438302
that was funny though
>>52438497
I didn't even mention America you narcissistic fucking Burgerslut.
>german humor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oB6DN5dYWo
>>52438960
T*rk detected. Fuck off Mehmet.
>>52439117
You are fucking retarded. Go see a doctor.
>>52438827
>That guy's face
Hits me everytime. I think he lost a year of his life right there.
>>52438827
This is so awfully perfect. The guy looks like he was broken inside and him staring blankly in the background as the insanity continues is amazing.
>>52439694
The guy on the right column was based as fuck though.
>>52439732
Yeah. He's old and he probably dealt with that shit a lot so he knows how to handle it.
But, man, blondie looks like he has a crisis of faith.
>>52439205
>Go see a doctor.
Implying I can afford high insurances at these prices
>>52440131
>high insurances
health*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiH3L3XpJHY
>german humour
>>52440209
holy shit that guy is like one of america's german stereotypes brought to life
>fat
>balding
>unfunny
>always talking about sausages
this guy makes the current year man look like the king of comedy
What do you call a person in America, who has not shot someone?
A tourist. xD :+D d:-^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LtjGL1DkTE
this is honestly one of the best would i lie to you episodes too
Why was the german Jew killed during ww2?
Because he was not as poor as the other german plebs.
Why are Americans so mad about Europeans?
Because our governments aren't bought
>>52440861
But are instead controlled by jews, nice.
>>52440209
>IT'S 2015: German version
>1,000,000
>>52440616
>>52440671
Sweden... Please..
>>52440890
Why do Germans hate Jews?
Jews can win wars
>>52441350
Because Jews are the only people smart enough to compete with Aryans.
>>52441114
Why do people in southern jylland have worse lives then other Danes?
They boarder Germany
>>52441389
Why do white-americans get called racist?
Because everytime they shoot a criminal, he's black.
Suomalainen, ruotsalainen ja norjalainen joutuivat autiolle saarelle. Saaren heimojohtaja sanoi, että heidän täytyy kerätä kymmenen hedelmää ja tuoda tänne. Norjalainen toi kymmenen omenaa ja johtaja sanoi: -työnnä omenat perseeseesi, norjalainen sai tungettua 3 omenaa ja epäonnistui, hänet tapettiin. Suomalainen toi kymmenen papua ja hänelle koitui sama kohtalo, hän sai tungettua kolme papua ja hänet tapettiin. Taivaassa norjalainen kysyi suomalaiselta: -Miten sinä epäonnistuit, vaikka sinulle tehtävä oli helppo? Suomalainen vastasi: Näin ruotsalaisen poimimassa vesimeloneja ja repesin nauramaan.
>>52441567
> -Vet du vad norrmännen gör för att köpa sig en video?
> -Säljer TV:n
-Do you know what the norweigan did to buy himself a video?
- He sold his TV
>Vad händer om man korsar en människa och en sköldpadda???????
> -En norrmann med hjälm på huvudet!
What happends if you cross a human with a turtle????
-A norweigan with a helm over his head!
>German humor
>>52442215
>Bus Simulator 1453 Constantinople
>Drive very fast to avoid the invasion
>>52442215
