Do you also pee on the toilet cleaner thing so your mommy gets dirty hands?
>having a toilet cleaner
kek do you think i live in a first world country?
>>52435569
He means probably means toilet brush. Sure you can afford that kind of equipment.
>>52435541
I used to do it just because the yellow and whatever color the thing was would mix and create a cool effect.
I piss sitting so I don't have to mop my bathroom as often. A million ignorant guys will now come and call me a faggot and deny that pissing standing is less clean, but it's a scientific fact that a liquid hitting a solid surface at pretty much any angle will create microscopic spray. Let the tap run and hold your hand near it and you'll know what I mean. That's your piss covering the entire toilet area whenever you piss standing.
>>52435701
this
also because I'm too lazy to pull back my foreskin, so my aim is really awful (which isn't a problem when I'm sitting down)
>>52435754
>I'm too lazy to pull back my foreskin
your parents should have had you circumcised
fuck you
>>52435701
That's why you pee in a puddle of water
Sitting:
More sanitary
Can't miss
Can continue to read/use phone while peeing
Proves you're an independent thinker not confined to pop-psychology myths about masculinity invented by redneck Americans
>>52435896
That's just as bad. Imagine every drop of pee is a guy doing a jump bomb into a swimming pool.
>>52435983
pls b my gf
Sometimes at public toilets I just piss on the floor lol
Whenever I get the chance to go swimming somewhere (friend's swimming pool, public swimming pool, or even just a hot tub, etc.) I almost always pee there.
It's a matter of territory.
>>52436251
I would literally pee on you then and there if you did that.
>>52436283
I do it discretely though
