>wake up
>remember
>>52431987
>Wake up
>I am still me
>Wake up
Do Australians have feelings?
>wake up
>00:50
>wake up
>still american
>
>feelings?
>>52431987
>>52432042
>>52432098
>iktf, bros
>>52432120
Not like you or I, not like you nor I...
i'm going to sleep now
i hope i will have a happy dream, i like happy dreams but most of the time it's just blank nights
>forget
>realise
>wake up
>you dreamt about having a friendly and engaging conversation with a girl your age
>wake up
>i'm still gay
>realize 96% of people are not gay
>wake up
>remember I mass drunk texted my college friends
>feel like dying
>how's school going anon
>how many units are you taking
>when are you graduating
>wake up
>just 21915 days until I'm probably dead
Soon, my friends
Soon
>>52435230
>isn't college fun?
>>52434727
>wake up
>had another dream about a girl falling in love with me
>had 3 more fantasies that day of meeting a girl
>all of them are full life scenarios from meeting to dying from old age together
I want off this ride.
>>52435382
>these fantasies will NEVER EVER be unattainable
>the only thing stopping you is yourself
I know this feel bro
>>52435554
>I will NEVER stop being a fearful coward and put myself out there
>I will ALWAYS be trapped in a hole of my own making
It's too much for me to bear.
>>52431987
>wake up
>sudden rush of sadness
>there's 9 years between our age
>tfw I'm the one of the lower end of that spectrum
>tfw will never get to love her
>tfw I'm still living
/jdimsa/
>>52435835
9 years is pretty damn big.
>>52435957
I'm well aware. Unfortunately 'love' - however falsely reciprocated it may be - doesn't give a fuck, and it's tearing me apart.
>open browser
>all of humanity's knowledge is easily accessible
>I can learn about anything
>languages
>science
>history
>art
>technology
>all I have to do is ask
>type 4chan.org/int instead
>>52436093
Who is this girl? Is she your boss or something?
This person has got to be 30.
>>52436127
The worst feel.
>>52436184
Instructor at uni. She's 27. It's one of those classes where you get to know each other too, lots of participation and such.
>get woken up in the middle of a confusing dream
>irritated for the entire morning
>also when you wake up by yourself or by some noise and you think you can turn around and sleep again and as you're falling asleep the alarm beeps
>also when you get up early for work anyway and usually can't sleep past 9 am on weekends either and then on the one saturday when you plan to get things done you suddenly sleep in until 11 or 12
>>52436247
You got a Christmas cake fetish?
Nothing wrong with that senpai.
>>52436404
I'm unfamiliar with that fetish, could you elaborate?
Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrBPJEBL06U
>>52436268
>when your dream is so vivid and emotional you wake up without realizing it was a dream and think it's real
I almost punched my mom in the morning because of this.
She was a crazy cunt in the dream.
>>52436473
>when you're not entirely fallen asleep and are already dreaming weird shit and suddenly kick your legs out IRL because of a sudden movement in your dream
>wake up
>no gf
>>52436459
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_cake#Japan
Girls that don't get married past 25. Like the guys you see on 4chan.
It can be because they dedicate themselves to work and forget about relationships, or they are just unable to find a boyfriend.
I'm close to being one already...
>Open eyes
>Still alive
>see qt at university
>we make smalltalk and she smiles at me
>tomorrow I'll ask for her number
>never see her gain
fuck this shit
>>52436662
Its because they suck and get fucked every day by different alpha male.
>>52436662
LESOTHO
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>>52436585
>when you move in your sleep and punch the wall near your bed
>when you only know this because your knuckles are bloody and your family told you they heard loud noises that night
>>52432191
>wake up
>01:00
>still can sleep for hours
no comfier feeling in the world
>>52436662
I always get an entire load of chocolate santas for a dime each after christmas when they're suddenly completely worthless. This is not intended as an analogy to people, it's just a personal story.
>>52436767
It's because they're beta and have emotional problems.
The kind of girls that post on /r9k/
>tfw you wake um but dont know who you are for a second
>tfw you get that feeling of remebering who you are, as if you are an outsider looking at yourself
>tfw you think you and your like sucks
>>52436854
I get leftover turkey meat because my family refuses to take leftovers.
>when couples joke about snoring at night and they casually ask you whether you snore and you can't tell because in 99.9% of your nights you're the only person in the room
>>52431987
>go to sleep
>remember
>wake up
>the voice in my head wakes up too
>wake up
>remember that my hair is still falling out
>>52436966
Sounds awful.
>>52436949
>not 100%
normie pls
>>52435690
>put yourself out there
>she rejects you
>can't stop thinking about her
>>52437066
Once every few years I have to share a room with a family member at gatherings. I use earplugs on those occasions.
>>52437170
>obsess over every little mistake you make and tear yourself apart over it for months
>>52436473
>when the dream is ridiculous but the people in it acted exactly as they would in real life
I'm still mad at my brother for ruining my chances at being the ruler of Denmark.
>wake up
>still in poverty trap
>still having to choose between a rock and a hard place
>joint pain reminds you that you're another day older
fuck tbqh
>>52437359
>remembering stupid mistakes you made 5 or 10 years ago and obsessing over them
>>52437170
>putting yourself out there doesn't work because you're ugly
>>52437585
>can't tell if you're ugly or is it just your imagination
>girl tells you some bullshit "it's not you it's me"-tier tripe
Fuck just tell me if I'm ugly.
>>52437482
>>joint pain reminds you that you're another day older
how old are you?
>>52437759
>Fuck just tell me if I'm ugly.
how would we know, mario?
>>52437789
not that old
>>52437824
I meant the girl. I'd rather the truth instead of an excuse. I'm already being shot down I might as well know where I went wrong.
>>52437860
that's not a number, idiot
>>52437895
>I meant the girl. I'd rather the truth instead of an excuse. I'm already being shot down I might as well know where I went wrong.
you'd rather someone tell you you're ugly to your face? lel get real
>>52437926
>you'd rather someone tell you you're ugly to your face? lel get real
Ofc I would, I don't want to be lied to. If I knew it's my looks that are bad, maybe I'd try to improve them.
>>52438139
>Ofc I would, I don't want to be lied to. If I knew it's my looks that are bad, maybe I'd try to improve them.
Sure you would. You also might kill yourself and the other person would have to live with that guilt.
>>52438231
Stop projecting, not all people are the same.
>>52438326
>Stop projecting, not all people are the same.
I said or, retard. I'm taking the other person's perspective.
I thought that was why people preached for equality, because we are all equal?
>>52438441
Run along now.
>>52438483
Don't kill yourself, hunchback steve
>>52437388
This made me laugh. Thanks anon
>>52438619
My name really is Steve and I tend to slouch my shoulders when I'm standing. Still getting pussy though.
>>52438794
good for you hunchback steve
FRIENDLY REMINDER: BE URSELF
>>52436127
>crawl into bed at 7:20
>no more purpose in life
>>52437500
>try to come up with clever, relatable post for fellow lowlifes of /int/
>can't even do that
Holy fuck how much of a failure am I?
>>52431987
>wake up
>grab a brush and put a little makeup
>>52437500
>>52437359
shouldve gone to bed and not read this stupid fucking thread
>>52437895
>>52437926
>>52437759
>>52437585
>>52437585
>because I'm ugly
No, it's because you're in this thread. You have no confidence and you're a faggot. You are a pussy and you complain like a pussy.
You look fine, don't worry.
STOP THE BOATS
>>52439679
you should remember that the you and your are now is not the same person (literally) as you were when you made the mistakes.
Every time you sleep your brain changes from when you woke up, it's literally never the same again.
>Wake up
>Grab a brush and put a little makeup
>wake up
>remember that my existence has no meaning whatsoever
>masturbate
>>52439635
Good post.
>>52439769
Great post.
>>52439816
Add smoking weed to that
>>52436247
are you 23? i think i read this somewhere
>wake up alone
>cant be with anyone because i never express happiness on the outside
>wake up
>had fun weekend with wife
>have to go back to work tomorrow
Why fucking bother?
>>52431987
>>wake up
>>remember
PTSD from the war ausfag?
>have a dream in which I die
>wake up
>go to sleep, dark outside
>wake up, already dark
The world is turning..........
Hope it don't turn away...
>>52440346
>pic
Did they get stuck in shallow water/ice?
>wake up
>im still Tasmanian
h-haha
>>52440388
no idea, sorry
>tfw she told me she liked me 6 months ago and i pussied out even though i've been in love with her for 3 years
>tfw now she's dating a 195cm tall guy who got an athlete scholarship at cambridge
>tfw can never compete with that
>tfw she'll probably marry him now
top kek
>>52440312
i do this, except instead i just dream about blackness until i wake up
>>52440388
It's an art installation
>>52431987
>wake up
>remember I wasn't woken up by my non-existant bf's involuntary morning wood pushing up against my firm butt
Shhh, everyone. Good thoughts, look a this cute gif and think good thoughts. It's not a race, just sit back get comfy and watch a nice movie. It's gona be fine, really.
Everything will be fine.
>>52432224
>wake up
>remember I'm not actually american but only visiting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cx7ykE6myo0
http://lyricstranslate.com/en/joutsenlaulu-swan-song.html
>>52440749
Focus on the cuteness
>>52440749
Thank you
>Walking towards the train station
>Suddenly remember
>Get this really pained expression as I put my hand on my forehead like pic related
>Patrolling cop that is probably bored out of his mind that happened to walk past me stops me and asks if anything is wrong
>People start looking at me wondering what the fuck is wrong because the cop stopped me in my tracks
>Now I have a new thing to remember
Actually happened the other day
>wake up
>remember that i still have non-blue eyes in north europe
>>52440749
really truly cute
>wake up
>remember all the good things that happened
>think about all the good things that will happen
>tfw attentionwhore
This shit's the worst becausw I know that nobody gives a fuck but I just need attention and some reassurance. Fuck I hate my life.
>>52434950
hey friend, i just want to say that proportionally, your dating pool is the same as anyone else (so that's not great but it's not the worst thing ever). hope you are doing okay. have a nice night, gayanon!
>woke up
>quick at about noon, just thought that I had to be in Compton soon.
>>52441025
that lab looks similar to my dog that died last month
>>52440862
fug, I feel you anon
>dream about her again
>wake up
>don't fall asleep again
>>52441058
Have you heard the white version of that song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORvCJFurnEU
>have a dream everyone in my family dies a horrible bloody event... a school bus driver lost control and the vehicle flipped and rolled tumbling over a crowd of people. everyone is dead and haunting dread consumes you.
>wake up
t-thanks brain
>>52441134
>cats
post more dogs or fuck off
>>52441058
top notch post.
>tfw just now I remembered that incident from over a year ago when some random stranger qt sitting next to me in some class actually smiled to me when our eyes randomly met, and I panicked and quickly averted my gaze and completely avoided looking in her general direction for the rest of the class
>>52440346
I know that feel. I've been sleeping through the daylight hours for a week or so. Also didn't hold a conversation with another human bean for a week.
>>52441158
But cats are better than dogs.
>>52441211
ok fuck off then
>wake up
>>52441161
>tfw i can pinpoint 3 occasions where i probably could have had sex with an attractive girl but didn't act on it, and now such an opportunity will probably never happen again
>wake up
>you are still huezilian
>>52440248
i wish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N3N1MlvVc4
>tfw I'm just not going to make it
>>52440500
it's like she hit a jackpot
>>52440749
You just fucking reminded me of my dead bird you piece of shit
I've been trying to forget all day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjA3EbKsl4E
>>52441568
That's not a good way to cope, lebanon-kun
>>52441094
>>52439730
Oh, I look fine? Say that with a straight face. I'm ugly as sin.
>>52436247
Are you me?
>>52440500
He sounds like a real catch. Good for her.
>>52442343
You're probably a cool guy though
>>52441211
Go to Russia, homo
>wake up
>realize i'm probably gonna die without ever leaving brazil
>>52431987
>wake up
>still mexican
>>52441737
>Lebanon
>Leb-anon
>anon
Holy shit, I never thought of that before now.
>>52431987
>wake up
>no united Ireland
>>52444980
Does the Republic even want NI?
>>52436966
Better than no voice or nah?
>>52445047
It doesn't matter what they think, but I think so nonetheless.
>try to sleep
>brain can't settle because I think I'm still at work
christmas hours basically equals ptsd
>>52432120
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4wcc_ujS5A
>>52440995
iktf
have a (you) on the house
>>52444980
>>52445104
Is there anything like a secessionist movement in N. Ireland?
>lay in bed and cry as I know I will have to face my parents dying someday
>or they will have to face my death instead
I'm too softhearted to exist lads
>>52445159
Not really
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Troubles
>>52445192
would you rather be to stoic and hardhearted to feel any sort of intense joy or sorrow? Even sex is boring. The most I can hope for is that something is easy, mildly amusing, and passes the time quickly.
>>52445192
None of that would happen if you didn't like anime. Anime is what's really to blame for everything bad in life.
>>52441094
tfw most nights
>>52445104
>It doesn't matter what they think
Explain pls
>>52445325
Well assuming NI actually votes to leave it's incredibly unlikely the free state will refuse. I believe something like 60% is in favour though
>>52445494
Ah, well, good luck.
>have a dream which I ask a girl out to see the new Star Wars
>wake up
Never felt so beta
We were getting along so well. It felt real
>>52435230
i somehow managed to graduate this semester, something i never in my wildest dreams would have thuogh i would do
