>it takes Australians 6 months to download Winter
>>52426174
>Being Santa Clause is the most dangerous job in Australia, because you will very likely get a heat stroke inside the costume
>>52426483
>German """"""""humor"""""""""
>Santa Claus doesnt go to Australia
>they dont get presents there
>>52426544
>The excuse for a nation that is Canada
...
>DUDE
>>52426544
>humor
Fuck off yank
>>52426174
KEK
>>52426483
>GERMAN ''HUMOR'' STRIKES AGAIN...
>>52427442
>this coming from south africa
>the name of the country is literally a description of the region it is on the african continent
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>this thread
>>52426483
>t. "Comedian Simulator 2015" pro
>>52428367
KEK
>>52428098
>BRAzil
>bras play little role in the nation
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>52428743
literally wtf would think this is funny
>>52428874
>BRAzil
>nothing to do with bras
can't fabricate this tale
>>52426483
you fucking autist
delet this
>>52426483
Holy shit, this is so bad I'm dying of laughter
>tfw I actually do have dial up
I dont know if people still have dial up in Aus, but in NZ a lot of towns do
I've literally never watched a video on youtube
>>52426174
>>52428743
>braZiL
>Has nothing to do with the Russian car manufacturer ZiL (Zavod imeni Likhachova)
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>52426483
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcRyjkYdDxM
>>52430141
>I've literally never watched a video on YouTube
>>52426483
HAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>52430658
>not posting everyone's favorite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP9Wp6QVbsk
>>52428098
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0H0PWqajt3x
>>52430802
>german """""""""""""""""""""""fun""""""""""""""""""""
>>52426483
wow
>>52430836
L M A O
hur få fv att göra slut med mig?
är inte man nog att göra det själv favä
>>52431220
>>52431233
>american reaction images
hahaha, im in front of a screen
>>52431542
Fel tråd mann1
>>52431549
the second one is assburgers because the German's an assburger, fucking assburger
>>52431621
avsluta mig bara senpai
>>52426483
Germs are cute when they try to be funny
>>52431686
Skicka henne på semester, sen kommer hon säga att ni behöver prata
I remember the days when the whole commieblock gathered at the rich kid's apartment as he was loading a 5 min youtube video for us to watch
it took him 10 minutes but it was worth it, a bunch of kids fraternised and had fun just insulting the rich kid's shitty internet and predicting the contents of the video
australians have it hard
there have no friends
>>52426483
Supergeil Bruddi, 10/10.
>>52426483
>>52426174
Learn to timezones you fucking mong
>>52426483
hahahahah lol
>>52426483
it's so bad its good
Leave us alone ;_;
>>52426483
literally a party crasher
>>52426483
vocaroo the joke
Australians more like auslowians
>>52426483
>t.the absolute madman
>>52426483
German humour is bad, but that's so bad it has to be forced, I don't know what to think, help
>>52430141
Yet you use an overly big png pepe that would take you 2 minutes to download/upload?
>>52426483
Germans are computers.
>Australians will never be able to enjoy this picture
>>52437201
No-one is able to enjoy weebshit
>>52430141
Dial up is the way to go m8
>>52437493
That's actually a fair price.
>>52437493
>Unlimited
>>52426483
What if the German is being self aware and posting intentionally bad humor, knowing he'll get a rise out of so many anons on /int/, therefore being one of the greatest comedians on this board?
>>52426483
This is fucking hilarious.
>>52437493
I would fuck that bird.
>>52438464
>Swedish internet
>>52426483
This one's going straight on /r/4chan
>>52426483
This is too good to be true
>>52440432
Hey I showed up twice :3
>>52426483
5/5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi8ShAosqzI
>>52426174
It's not that they can't download it until 6 months later because of their slow Aussie internet or because all the Winter producing companies wait 6 extra months to release in Australia as punishment for shitposting, rather the further south you go the warmer it gets and they're even farther south than the equator so their winters are warm. They get cold during our summer because they're on the bottom of the world and their heat rises.
>>52426483
Don't listen to all these factors giving you mocking (yous). You participated in this, my son, and that's what truly matters.
Here, have your participant award.
>it takes poland 123 years to escape cuckdom
>>52440432
>/u/Dranex
you guys know what to do
>>52441361
>No one thought the new weapon would ever be used, it was simply to horrid. The tests showed unimaginable power, power to destroy more than lives.
Of course there are always the crazies.
When a radical islamic group kidnapped the president of the United States and his vice president, Donald "stump" Trump and Bernie " steel beam" Sanders, an elite team of commandos were called in to make use of the guided weapon. The terrorists were easily dispensed of, they were dealt with by commandos after all. The head of the terrorists was soon the last man left standing. He shouted to the delta-force operators as they entered the room where our heroes, men who had made america great again, were being kept, " You infidels will never win, Allah desires it so".
The commandos were heavily aware of the vp9's the jihadi was holding to the hostages' heads. Chris Kyle (resurrected) ordered his team to hold off, and promptly turned back to the american-hating communist german-muslim-russian-iraqi-chinese-nazi man, "Our secret weapon can stop you, AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA".
https://www.reddit.com/r/FutureWhatIf/comments/3h49fv/fwi_nuclear_weapons_are_now_obsolete_because/cu476at
>>52441330
>VISTULALAND
>VISTULALAND
>VISTULALAND
>>52441330
>vistulaland
>>52426483
I honestly chuckled
>>52441330
WE WUZ VISTULA AND SHEIT
>>52426483
Fucking dead! Crying. My sides have departed this planet.
>>52426483
Excellent post, my friend :^)
Britain man ask Indian if he can swim. Indian man says no. British man says Indian: Even dogs can swim! You are worse than a dog!
Next day Indian ask british man if he can swim. British man says: yes of course! all British cna! Indian man says: then british no different than dog! British man walk away shocked, Indian rocks!
>>52426483
lol
>>52445447
Indian man ask brit if he can shit in street. Brit man says no. Indian man says Brit: Even dog can shit in street! you are worse than dog!
Next day Brit ask Indian man if he can shit in street. Indian man says: yes of course! all Indian do! Brit man says: then Indian no different than dog! Indian man walk away, cry while taking shit on street in front Brit man house
>>52441330
>poles think their country has existed for a thousand years
>>52445447
>dog is an insult
dogs are nicer than humans though
>>52426483
mmmmm...mhee..hheeehehehHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
>>52426483
I'M DYING HAHAHAHAH
man who said germans can't joke?
>>52445447
>took the Indian man a day to think of that
>>52426483
what the hell
>>52426483
And they say Germans aren't funny
>>52426483
>>52426483
du fademmter hurnsohn
>>52426483
Ayyy. Germany for the new bantz superpower.
>mfw this thread
>>52453685
That's not anger, that's fear/apprehension
Pure German autism
95% of all german posts outside of /deutsch/ are ironic, like this one in the thread. Everybody that replied got memed on.
>>52440432
leddit upvoting this shit thinking this joke is hilarious
>>52457239
so it was a prank?
>>52426483
Breh
>>52426483
BEST JOKE EVER
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