1) Your cunt
2) Did you go to church today?
1) Ireland
2) Yes.
(All religions welcome to answer)
the priest will literally call you a sheep right to your face
yet people go there
>>52424877
Polish immigrant?
>>52425002
Nope. Just a country boy.
>>52424972
>I am the biggest thing in the universe
But really, you can't be too upset at Norsemen for disliking religion, your churches are the biggest sell outs in the faith.
>Texas
>yes, at every opportunity
no, watched a sermon on tv though
indonesia
yes
>>52425466
Are you a muslim? What is the sermon like over there?
>>52424877
i stopped going to church when the priest that babtised me was arrested for pedophilia
>>52424877
1) US of A
2) Nope
t. shlomo shekelberg
>>52424877
1) England
2) No
No, I am agnostic.
The last time I was in church was because I was asked to be a godfather, I care about the person who asked me so of course I said yes.
So I show up to church looking business casual and being on my best behavior in honor of my friend and his baby.
Then they make me stand up in front of the church and they ask all the godparents and parents questions in front of the full church.
"Do you reject Satan?"
"Do you believe in the holy spirit"
Of course now is not the time to embarass my friend and cause a controversy. Everyone else is answering "I do" to all of these questions. I make shapes with my mouth to make it look like I am answering. My face must have been very red and I am getting anxiety.
I did actually say "I do" to at least one of the list of questions, I don't remember which.
Pretty shitty situation to put people in for a common thing that many non religious people will do.
My friend knows my beliefs and after he said it is the standard liturgy for this type of ceremony. In other words he knew this was going to happen and didn't warn me.
fuck
>>52428937
it was a simple yes or no question you aspie
>>52424877
>Norn Ireland
>NO
>>52428937
You think about things too much.
>>52424877
1. France
2. No, but the mess woke me up because I live not far from the church. That's something pleasant to be woken up by t b h
No, of course not. Only the radical calvinists and some catholics go to church outside of special community celebrations.
