Tell me about your elections, Spain.
I hurts so much.
>>52422111
quien gano?
>>52422026
Trumpino4presidente
who is spanish trump?
>>52422374
No one, our politicians are pretty boring.
So, if I understood correctly. PP lost its majority, so if the left-wing parties join forces they could win?
>>52422423
No trump is sad.
Rajoy is funny though. He does the hand thing that your Spanish SNL always makes fun of.
My family in Palma all say this tho. They all kinda suck.
At least your royals are entertaining
>>52422507
Maybe, but PP could also try to join forces with Ciudadanos and form a government.
Leftist coalition will probably win. We are becoming the Venezuela of Europe.
there will be a coalition of leftards
we get what we deserve 2bh
Did you vote for podemos?
>>52422026
HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND
>>52422026
We're doomed
>>52426333
Of course.
>No transhuman party.
I pass...
Leftist hell.
Im glad i have savings and a good english level because its maybe the time to pack all my stuff.
Look at the bright side! I'm finally moving to Australia!
>>52428351
You can always go innawoods to some Spanish rural area and find a rural traditional qt 3.14 or just live alone with the nature.
You guys are sooooooo fucked. I'm sorry sempai
Time to kill fascists.
>>52422291
nobody new elections in 2 months
Glad I have a good level of english, because when I can, I'm out of here. I will return, but you need experience to stick out here.
>>52422026
Spanish government in a nutshell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDc-H3fnRd8
>>52422026
Tie between left and right. None of them have enough seats to govern in coalition. Probably re-elections in January
>>52430407
None of them are left in Spain
Why do you love communism so much Spain ?
>>52431415
says the Hollande voter
>>52430407
Sure, start with Podemos and PSOE
>>52431460
Stop bullying Hollande he did nothing wrong
>>52431415
Antifranquism
>>52431415
because liberté, égalité, fraternité
I don't know anything about all the small parties, will the left be able to form a government with what the have? PP + C isn't enough for a government right? What will probably happen?
Syriza in Greece, Grillo in Italy, Podemos in Spain
Portugal actually seems to be the only PIGS country that has not gone full retard.
>>52431804
No one knows, literally.
>>52431804
>will the left be able to form a government with what the have?
No, they would need the help of independentists parties but it wont happen
>PP + C isn't enough for a government right?
No, they have no chance
>What will probably happen?
Reelections in January
>>52431614
>>52431842
DOWN WITH THE FOURTH REICH!
Leftist coalición have won
This is such a shitfest
We have 2 realistic options now
1) Re-elections 2: Electric Boogaloo in two months
2) PPSOE pact, this is the most probable after Rajoy's speech, he said, after all, "going to look for a stable government", and that's their only options without re-elections
Oh, boy, this is going to be such a fucking shitstorm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36odfqA-Xqw
>>52434765
what about minority govern?
>>52431614
>>52431415
Ta gueule socialope
>>52434765
>PPSOE pact
The death of PSOE
>>52428568
Nice to hear it! Melbourne?
ayyy meet my representative
>>52435444
Who is that motrh fucker in wheel chair?
>>52435510
One of the guys from Podemos.
>>52435510
Professor Xavier
>>52435945
wew
This next year is going to be funny
Tell me about your erections, Spain.
>come from Romania in order to steal them sweet Spanish jobs
>lol Spain has no jobs
Fuck. Where should I go next? This country is fucked no matter how I look at it.
>>52435945
Fuck you for making me laugh out loud in my room at 1 AM
>>52436118
Sweden.
>>52436118
Try some Nordic country
>>52436107
It' hard to keep one with this cold but I'm trying.
>>52436118
go to sweeden lad
>>52436122
you are welcome fratelli
>>52436118
Good try Paco
>>52436118
Antartica.
>>52422026
There will either be a weak leftist coalition or new elections in a month.
So I'm wondering. Why are so many spanish freaking out about leftists in charge when the people and economic policy that caused 2008 and 2011 were rightists?
>all these wasted votes
They should invalidate parties that don't get at least 0,5% or 1% of votes.
>>52436455
>MUERTE AL SISTEMA
Kekkerino
>>52436118
Como si no supiéramos que has venido a por el cobre :DDDDD
>>52436118
gitanos fuera
>>52436455
Sounds like Russia/Turkey.
But at least they make you have a 100k signature requirement first so you don't have completely wasted votes that can't cross the 5% threshold like in Germany.
>>52436567
Germany has a 5% threshold? That sounds like a good idea.
>>52436118
Deja el cobre en paz.
A cortar manos a los que robais en las estaciones.
>>52436398
Because they are retarded. Only this explain how is possible that PP have wonned again.
I thought these parties were one and the same. Are they not?
>>52436398
>capitalism is to blame
>one party is to blame for the crisis
Fuck off already. Deregulation and negligence is to blame here.
>>52431842
>Portugal, Italy, Greece, Spain
>Podemos, ???, Grillo, Syriza
Oh god this is perfect. Does portugal have any part that starts with an I?
> MFW I called it
> MFW new elections in 2 months
> MFW all right-wingers go back to PP, PP gets majority again
> MFW 4 more years of Mariano
Good thing I emigrated.
>>52436819
They're tied to Podemos, so they're functionaly the same party
>>52431842
>ass rape southern europe
>impose undemocratic austerity on them
>some of them vote for anti EU anti austerity
>"fucking retards"
damn Germans
>>52431842
Then why don't you just leave the EU, friend :^)
>>52437193
to me it looks like bit of a tie, doesn't it?
PP and CIudanos is slightly under 50%
socialists and podemos is under 50%
what about the remaining parties? Are they more likely to favour the left or right?
>>52437406
It's not a matter of ideology, both Podemos and Ciudadanos have grown so much because PP and PSOE are old corrupt fucks, allying with them is not a wise choice.
>>52437406
In all seriousness, I don't really know. I'd wager the remaining parties are mostly left-wing and separatists, which would lead them to side with Podemos, but even then I'm not sure that would be enough, and there are some fringe right-wing elements in there.
There's also the fact that the pussies from PSOE have basically said that they'd let PP form a government, so...best case scenario, we get new elections. Worst case scenario...PP/PSOE/C's coalition and back to the same old thing.
>>52436819
They are in coalition to Podemos. So in fact they are Podemos.
Están en coalición con Podemos, así que técnicamente son podemos, pero asociado a los territorios "especiales", ya sabes
>>52438023
>catalufos
>"especiales"
That sounds about right.
>>52438463
JUST
¿Exodus de lindatartas cuando?
>>52436924
I realize that statistically it does not matter 0% unless you go full commie or full laissez-faire, but the common man blames the government for the failure of the private sector.
Right wing idiocy helped cause 2008 and 2011. Left wing idiocy causes Venezuela and Argentina.
But why are people freaking out like the commies are taking over?
Elections in democracy don't matter. Your vote does not matter. The sooner people realize that and accept it the better.
>voting for commies
Enjoy having to stand in line for four hours to buy two rolls of toilet paper
Influx of spanish qts fleeing commie hell when
>>52439588
>Podemos are commies
>Podemos got the majority
Enjoying your CIA democracy?
How about your toilet paper currency?
Not everything is the Left or Right's fault.
>>52437406
Included the big four too, in case some anon has no idea what's going on, so here it goes
PP: "Popular Party"; right-center/center, main right party, born right after the transicion from dictatorship to democracy, merged a francoist party with may other right parties.
PSOE: Parido Socialista Obrero Español, "Spanish Socialist Workers' Party"; center-left, been around since founded by Pablo Iglesias in 1879.
P: Podemos, "We can"; seen as left, but doesn't want to be classified on a left/right axis; born literally last year, no experience, might not have made up it's mind yet.
C's: "Citiziens"; doesn't want to be classified on a left/right axis either, and noone's too sure about which side it might lean to; used to be on Catalonia since 2006, crusades against corruption and wants to fix eeeverything, complete wildcard.
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ERC - CAT Sí: Esquerra Republicana de Catalunya - Catalunya Sí, "Catalonian Left Republic" - "Catalonia Yes"; merged from three catalonian parties, left, inependentist.
DL: Democràcia i Llibertat, "Democracy and Freedom"; merged from three catalonian parties, right-center, inependentist.
PNV: "Nationalist Vasque Party": right-center, independist, present in France too
UP: "Popular Union": left, tried to gather all leftists together
EH Bildu: Euskal Herria Bildu, "Vasque Country Gathered": patriotic left ("izquierda abertzale"), independentist
CCa-PNC:"Canary Coalition": left - "Nationalist Canary Party": used to be independist.
Check http://elpais.com/elpais/2015/12/18/media/1450460208_094463.html, drag and drop; it gives you some insight on some of the alliances, but it's all in spanish
>>52422026
aphex twin is bringing socialism to spain
I want Pablo to crash this country with no survivors
Maybe from the ashes something good will arise
Hey spain.
Maybe taking a couple of your " children " might help things out.
>>52442011
How?
