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No edition edition
first for real human bean
>>52418525
journalists are watching our threads edition
3439257/eestis-on-ikka-veel-euroopa-suurim-palgalohe
But why not vitukanaliverstapost edition?
fucken spent almost 800 euros on partying this weekend :^(
bravo
>>52418588
Sorry?
>>52418592
rich man, I bought a car for 50 euros less. Did you party with coke?
>>52418613
Okay.
>>52418579
excuse me? What is this?
Tomato sauce burns my nostrils if I sniff it after it's been in the microwave
>>52418592
That's very irresponsible of you eesti
>>52418774
>microwaving food
degenerate
>>52418820
pussycanalmilestone
Lithuania is Estonian called Leedu
>Leedu (Means ice cream without the one "e" )
>MFW
>>52418820
>swahili
Isn't that some Lithuanian dialect?
>>52418820
Try this:
"vitu kanali verstapost"
>>52418879
I'm microwaving rice right now
>bantz minus balt plus ausnz
>>52418996
I'm sorry.
>>52419024
Alright lad, I'll make sure to use — next time.
>>52419024
it's just panter
>>52418635
how much does coke cost in the baltics?
>>52418996
It's 530am why are you microwaving rice?
captcha Select all images with pasta or noodles.
>>52419239
if it's so late then maybe the rice had went cold...
>>52419239
Nothing else to eat
Latvia in Estonian is called Lits
>Lits (Means ice cream without the one "[spoiler][/spoiler]" )
>MFW (Montogomery-Falchronn Windows)
Do the Baltics have magic mushrooms?
>>52419276
I assume he's waking up?
>>52419316
that blows
>>52419118
haha it's just panter lad
does /balt/ love Anzu?
>>52418773
news story what says we have a gender wage gap. The source is from march. And i'm pretty sure it was discussed in march so they just copy pasted the article for some unknown reason and posted it again. Note that the previous balt edition had that wage gap thingy as a thread picture.
>>52419184
About 100eur per gram afaik.
>>52419406
Depends on one thing.
Who is she?
>>52419406
Is that the girl from /cgl/?
>>52419406
fuck off
Evening, gents.
>>52419375
amanitas and libs are the most common, if you know your shit there are about two dozen different species you can pick to cast magic
>>52419442
Seriously? I thought it would be cheaper there. It's $300 a gram here.
>>52419442
>About 100eur per gram afaik.
last time i bought it was more like 60eur per g
and that was weekend market...
>>52419375
Yup. We have a pretty famous field aswell called muuga, where the youth are picking it every year, it makes the news pretty much over year aswell.
Selle Elina paneks küll läbi tegelt.
>>52419591
Evening, lad.
>>52419712
literaalselt kes
>>52419617
>>52419689
Here in Victoria we have these bad boys
*farts*
>>52419675
well never bought it myself so I relied on what my friend said some year ago or so.
>>52419712
>>52419753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4e5aIVr0ok
paneks küll ja
>>52419755
looks like azurescens after mild rain?
>>52419745
Evening to you too, chap.
>>52419758
what a doozy
>>52419814
Is this an evening for ants?
*farts* but just a bit louder
where are the girls?
>>52419841
Not an evening for ants, but an evening for...
.../bantz/.
YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHH
DUNN-DUNNN, DUN-DUN DUNNN
>>52419894
ABSOLUUTSELT HULLUNUD MEESTERAHVAS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2qIBamdT50
sulle mulle sulle mulle
SUP POOR SNOWNIGGERS
>>52419926
ABSOLUTS TRAKAIS or something like that when?
>>52419843
what does it smell like?
YA ALLAH BISMILLAH ALLAHU EKBER
>>52420001
Off by one!
JUST
ONE
lmaooooooooooooooo
>>52420001
takbir
>>52420040
Why the fuck is Sweden a nice duck and not a terrorist?
is that half Turk half Latvian guy still posting?
>>52419990
rotten corn and egg
>>52419675
any ideas tho where to get some komm or something more trippy?
ABSOLUTS KRANKLIS MANUS
i really don't know any latvian aside from saldejums, sveiki and the trezvemei un brivibai thing
wow
>>52420110
who?
desu I wish "do a lithuanian" wasn't a thing
>>52420168
there was this guy with Turk father
>>52420041
ALLAHU EKBER
>>52420213
In order to combat this, we must do...
>>52420143
>trezvemei
TĒVZEMEI
Tēvs=father
zeme=land
Tēvzemei=(for the)Fatherland
morn fellow cunts
how about that porzingis
>>52420110
>half t*rk
>half Latvian
Interesting fusion
>>52418592
>spent 7 euros on food this week
>only 5 euros left until end of month
>this RICH fucking faggot privileged cunt spends 800 euros on alcohol in one weekend
>>52420139
>asking for connections on an fbi funposting site
weeew, anyway i wouldn't eat the local candies, they are turk removal tier (caffeine if they are being the caring people they usually are not), unless of course you personally know a chemist
why don't you go pick some shroomies? at least that way you're sure of what you get
>>52420290
what did you just call me?
>>52420312
if i was rich then i wouldn't care that i spent that money...
>>52419811
p. subaeruginosa
>>52420311
Did you watch Düğün Dernek 2?
In a scene, a Turk taught a 10/10 Latvian girl to say Allahu Akbar.
>Latvia
>yes
Good morning friends
thıs ıs now /tr/
gtfo
>>52420376
a poor zinger stacker burger
>>52420279
airtism
>>52420447
You have stepped into the wrong thread, foreigner.
>>52420447
turk stink in yurt
go back to your hovel
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
>>52420447
reported for raiding
dubs and all Baltics leave. Aussies can stay.
>>52420508
get fucked
>>52420351
don't give 2 damns bout fbi, ma pakun,et meie lokaalseid diskomehi see jaapani multikaporno foorum väga ei huvita.
But yeah, shrooms are dead by now, november was the last chance.
>turk removal tier
guess I have to go to funland then, and hope my friend knows better sources. Although theres a certain bar in tln where you can just go and ask and possibly get something, but I don't communicate with those guys who hang around there anymore.
>>52420555
singles and all turks are inbred sandniggers who are basically one step from DESIGNATED
>>52420555
Nice script
>>52420555
Trips tell the tru- wait, trips are the sign of the devil!
>>52420555
Didn't say anything about trips though.
Daily reminder to ignore posts from the eternal t*rk
>>52420527
raid? i wouldn't use that word. we are here for seryıs diskaşın
i reckon my supervisor at work might want the d
what do
>>52420555
>trips
lolno we're here to stay.
who am I läds
>>52420612
>Nice script
>said dubs
>got fukking trips
>script
no Aussie and stay. Baltık, leaaaave.
>>52420672
i gave sum d to ur mum last nite haha
>>52420527
ı raıd'd your moma last night m8
>>52420624
>>52420431
beautiful!
>>52420587
i've picked semis out of the snow... don't know about this year, didn't get time to go hunting, you sure they're rip?
there are a lot of bars like that, mostly you just have to follow the smell of weed to find the people who know things
>>52420672
Give it to her of course, post pics
>>52420644
>>52420737
here's some raid
>>52420677
ÄBSÖLUT MÄDMÄN xDDD
fucking t*rks kill them all stupid sandnigger terrorist wannabes
>>52420672
(almost) never turn down sex.
Morning lads, going to cook up some brekky I think. Hope someone's got rid of the t*rk by the time I get back
>>52420672
move cursor to flag
>>52420916
Whats for brekky m8
>>52420974
cheeky brekky, followed by van damke
>>52420974
Nothing too fancy, eggs on toast, some bacon and some HP sauce
So... /baltanz/... whatcha thinkin about?
>>52420916
hope its vegemite with a vb desu senpai
>>52420555
Cursorize the flag m8s.
He's the Eternal Türk.
Sup guys, how are you here?
>>52421057
>some HP sauce
High Power sauce? Sounds good, lad.
>>52421135
Пиндoc yхoди.
>>52421067
thinking about the lucid dream i just woke up from
>>52421135
I'm here because I have a computer with internet
>>52421135
FİNE AND YOU
>>52420916
*farts*
>>52421057
>>52421146
i think that's harry potter sauce
>>52421135
i am very well ivan thank you for asking. how are you?
doing a wank
>>52421067
thinking about going out for a walk and what to wear (no homo or /fa)
the reason is: it's 10C so it's like a very warm version of winter or at the same time a somewhat chillier version of summer
so: i could pull on a sweater and be cool, but everyone is wearing jackets and coats...
i just don't know why
>>52421146
HP is a real man's sauce, they have brown sauces in Eesti don't they?
>>52421067
thinking about getting sloshed
>>52421321
innit round 5am there la
>>52421315
Literally who?
Also, cursorf(l)ag meme is dying.
>>52421315
yes, but they are not as good as santa maria sauces so no one buys them
>>52421279
sweater should be enough lad
>>52421155
Nyet, ti.
>>52421210
Will do, just came back from work. Damn tired.
>>52421246
I'm actually quite good, except of being super tired, got my papers ready for the australian embassy, so perhaps soon I'll move quite close to you.
>>52421279
I wear two shirts, a thick sweater, a scarf and winter coat, hat and gloves and I'm still cold.
>>52419442
>About 100eur per gram afaik.
>>52419659
>Seriously? I thought it would be cheaper there. It's $300 a gram here.
Bien, bien!
>>52421365
quarter past yeah. never too early to start
>>52421395
>I wear two shirts
let me guess: long sleeved one under short sleeved xDD
>>52420139
Are you a fucking retard asking shit like that on an FBI speed dial site.
Just do research into the dark web NÄE NATUKE VAEVA LITS and never ask shit like that again.
how we fix latvia?
>>52421473
No, an undershirt under a long-sleeved shirt.
>>52421538
by fixing ur mum lmao
>>52421538
Cultural enrichment of course.
What's the question here?
>>52421395
lad i was outside wearing t-shirt, sweater and a summer jacket and felt comfy as fuck
>>52421538
what is this curious memery in chart form?
>>52421395
>>52421635
higher blood pressure = warmer
>>52421392
thats good. i hope you get in m8. have a good sleep
>>52420740
not sure, but usually they are gone by the end of november. This year has been warmer tho, so who knows.
>>52421928
i have one of those hairy feelings this year was so warm they shroomies didn't even trigger into pinning
>>52421499
>fbi
ja mind peaks kottima miks?
seda "tumedat netti" tean ise ka, ei taha kuskilt välismaalt meili kaudu.
>>52421889
I also shower in almost boiling water. I've read that lonely people take longer and warmer shower, and need more warmth in general desu.
>>52418525
>nice comfy sauna night with some lads
>everything chill as fuck, drining, eating, talking
>stomach stuffed and 10 beers later, some guy brings out the vodka
>Saaremaa viin
>Think to myself, Ill have a shot, i can handle it
>Fuck that, tastes like a dead cows rotting udder
>end up talking 2 more shots
>next thing im outside, vomiting
>whydididothistomyself
>fell asleep in the sauna
>woke up to someone claning my vomit outside from the first step on the balcony
>>52422170
>Saaremaa viin
there's your problem m8, that's THE shitties vodka ever made by an estonian
>>52422219
>moves cursor to numerals
off like always
>>52422451
hello AUSTRALIAN poster
>>52422170
Lahja vend oled
>>52422659
how did you know?
>>52422791
hehehehe
a magician never reveals his sorcery!
>>52422815
can you tell me when ill die?
>>52422850
ask ur mum, i left a deposit in her asshole haha
>>52422659
hihiihii we all know who's behind this post
>>52423118
how do i take a screenshit?
>>52423264
>screenshit
>>52423264
move cursor to flag
>>52423343
ok now what?
>>52423534
that's all i know
>>52423605
epic
>>52423605
i dont think it worked
All these sand niggers in /balt/ and /ausnz/ why are they all here? LEAVE NOW REEEEEEEE
>>52423826
its ok lad they have left
>>52423826
Go on, shoo then!
>>52423720
it must be your computer playing shenanigans on you
Lads, how would you describe this general and shitposting to a normie?
>>52424153
my pc has xp. does that matter?
>>52424207
i wouldn't
>>52424214
how much xp does it have?
>>52424266
only a few desu
>>52424314
that's not good, you gotta fix this before blazing fast internet comes to australia
>>52424405
it already is fast. i can load a 200kb pic in less than 30 seconds!
Kes teist servaisandatest tegi seda? Peate oma power levelit peitma.
>>52424580
england pls
>>52424656
>england pls
pls move cursor to flag
>>52424695
it still doesnt work. my xp level is not high enough
so do we go with nordics or continental yurop
>>52424784
We remain Baltic.
>>52424784
I'd rather go with the cock desu senpai
>>52424784
why can't we just be left alone?
>>52424863
Alternatively, >>52424860
Baltic Empire when?
>>52424860
baltic is part of a bigger network desu senpai
>>52422219
>shittiest
>not lauaviin
but seriously, all vodka tastes the same - like shit
>>52424940
t. Ivan Semyonovich
>>52424956
laudur is legit better tasting than saaremaa shitwater to be completely honest family
t. viinanina
Cancer that is killing House.
>>52422170
>>52422219
>>52424956
>viin
>viin
>viin
Vodka isn't wine, lads. Are you confused?
>>52425012
NEW BEST HOUSE 2015 (2 Hour Mix) DEEP VOCAL HOUSE GONE SEXUAL
>>52425034
>vodka
t. Janis Ivanovich Smirnov
>>52425034
wine is vein fääm
>>52425012
I see two inaccuracies in your post, lad.
Firstly, House itself is cancer;
secondly, House is already dead.
You're welcome, chap.
>>52424784
FUCKING CONTINENTALS
>>52425130
>House itself is cancer
>House is already dead
IT'S ALIVE TO ME DAMNIT
I know you Aussies love this meme, so have this video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwMY5MHMElk
Have you accepted our Lord and Saviour?
>>52425034
How latvians call vodka? Vodkas? Vodkauskas?
>>52425267
I recognize that Jehowah Witness booklet!
>>52425369
Estonian tears
>>52425034
vodka in Latvian is literally degvīns
>>52425383
hmm, thought that was hitler poster
>>52425369
We have our own word for it, šņabis. (xDDDDDDD)
or vodka, or degvīns, as this anon pointed out >>52425407
>>52425208
thank you m8 this is a good one
Ready for a new weak?
>>52425474
pillows with hangover
>>52425537
Not really.
>>52425537
Ready to fuck your mom
oohoohohohooo
why do we stand out so much
wine is best
>>52425537
disgusting
>>52426127
gay drink for gay people
i just found out that it's incredibly rare to get hiv from unprotected vanilla penis-in-vagina sex as a man. it's like the eternal jew has been lying to me to keep buying condoms or something...
>>52426259
muh manly beer
>>52425861
väga glamuurne
>>52426259
cant be since latvia isn't coloured the darkest
>>52426285
>beer
>manly
bit sloshed ha hoo
>>52426373
are those piss bags?
>>52426127
We stand out with all the alcohol consumption, not good t b h.
>>52426438
yes
>>52426438
close enough
Australian vs kangaroo. Who will win?
>>52426525
Turkish f16
>>52426439
thats why we need to resurrect >>52418567
>>52426373
nice rims on the car lmao haha
>>52426582
fully sick dont you agree?
>>52426525
Kangaroo, obviously. Australians didn't even win manage to kill some birds with guns, how is one Australian supposed to kill a full-sized animal?
>>52426671
birds with guns are dangerous
they can shoot you from above
>>52426754
i shot ur mum with my dick lmao
>>52426671
genghis dont make me spray you with feces again
>>52426438
>anon caught off guard while shitposting
>confiscated materials include a large collection of unknown yellowish liquid found all over anons room
I'm going insane, lads.
check mah dubs.
>>52426967
no. check these dubs
>>52426967
ABSOLUTAIS MADMANAIS
sleep tight everyone
Read biography of Aaron Swartz. Kinda sad. Hope he secretly ran away to Antarctida or Argentina like Hitler.
>>52427070
Good night, lad.
>>52427070
i'll sleep with my dick in ur mum's tight asshole haha
>>52427048
ABSOLIUTUS MADMENAS
>>52426127
Argentina confirmed.
Lithuanians, what is the etymology of "Kalėdos"?
>>52427070
night night
>>52427175
KALĖDOS KALĖDOS DŽIAUGIASI VISI
KALĖDOS KALĖDOS MIŠKO PAKRAŠTY
slept six hours lol
binkas bunkis binkis
>>52427175
Kalėdos
Kalė+d(u)os - a whore will have sex with you
It's the time of the year when whores give free sex to everyone. That's why people are happy and give gifts to each other.
More legit:
not known, could be a lot of things.
ietuvių kalba senasis šventės pavadinimas išliko pavadinti ir krikščioniškai šventei. Žodžio etimologija nėra visai aiški. Ji siejama su kolo – ratu, savo ruožtu susijusiu su soliarine mitologija. Kitų žodis koliada skirstomas į kolo – ratą ir Ladą, deivę. Treti žodį kildina iš lot. calendae „pirmos mėnesio dienos“, kuris galbūt susijęs su lot. calare. Tai gali būti skolinys iš baltarusių koljadá, panašiai kaip žinomas iš Latgalijos žodis kalada „išmalda, „plotkelė“ Kalėdos metu“ (Lietuvoje plotkelė labiau žinoma kaip kalėdaitis). Taip pat lenkų kolęda.
Kitose kalbose krikščioniškos ir nekrikščioniškos Kalėdos gali būti ryškiau atskirtos. Anglų kalbos Christmas kilęs iš senosios anglų kalbos Cristes mæsse – „Kristaus mišios“. Kitas Kalėdų metui pavadinti vartojamas terminas Yule (arba Yuletide) yra susijęs su senosiomis germanų tradicijomis.
Can't be bothered translating this wiki paragraph. Sorry, m8
>>52427092
ok, but have you moved the cursor to the flag?
>>52427352
it's from bulgarian kolyada obviously
we're ancient bulgarians t. basanavičius
>>52427411
Ahh, how did I not think about that.
Everything became so clear suddenly.
Ty, m8
nice dubs
How come estonian chicks are so fucking batshit insanr?
autism
>>52427488
they have been corrupted by the decadent western culture
also nice füürer dubs
>>52427488
>>52427500
consider them checked
post beards
>>52427564
>4*7 pixels
>32 KB
läd, literally how?
Is it true that Estonians can levitate during a blood moon?
>>52427625
dünnö
>>52427640
only if you're from Nurmekund
>>52427676
Do you need somethin' m8?
>>52427640
they go so slow that the gravity can not hold them anymore
>>52427764
Oi! Oi! Oi!
I heard that Estonians are able to digest cellulose. Is this true?
>>52427929
lel
>>52427929
yes, we are mushrooms
>>52427929
yes
>>52427929
Yes, they became cannibals during WW2
>>52428021
>cellulose
>cellulite
big dif m8, one is wood, the other is the shit covering your mums ass
I really don't like non-whites I think they should go back to their own countries.
>>52428102
do you consider australians white?
>>52428091
It's actually what plant cell walls are made of desu
>>52428091
Cellulose is not wood, it's one of the things that wood contains, together with lignin and hemicellulose.
>>52428257
>>52428299
hello r/biology
>>52428257
>cannibalism
>plants
>>52428330
I just read a bit of Botany for Dummies :^). Love gardening and botany desu
>>52428330
>biology
that's for fags m8
>>52428403
>Love gardening and botany desu
well, we have sames then
>>52428518
shut. your. whore. mouth. bitchboi.
>>52428555
Pls be in Tallinn
>>52428584
Looks like cat food.
>>52428596
so hypothetically... let's say that i'm native tallinn boi
>>52428555
Prove me wrong (you can't).
>>52428631
>not eating cat food
m8 its 100% pure meat
Why did Han Solo get killed by his wife's son Kylo Ren?
>>52428698
>Kylo Ren
what a shit name, sounds like a laxative
>>52428698
are you ok? do you need a hug?
>>52428635
We could go pick flowers, do some weeding and suck each others willies no homo.
>>52428786
i gave ur mum a hug and then some more hehehe ;)
>>52428635
>>>/pede/
>>52428839
nice. how was her benis?
>>52428962
a bit less feminine than yours
>>52428925
>21st centurion
>not being pederast
gosh anon, i bet you hate anime too
>>52428925
your PM looks like a penguin
>>52429033
there are no PMs on the pic anon
you'd known that if you'd moved the cursor to the flag
>>52429033
>PM
That's Tomass Hendriks Ilvess for you.
>>52429137
Do you have a president instead? I just recognised him as the head of state
>>52429139
>they don't have the /int/ approved browser extensions
lol what plebs
My god; my doubles
>>52429341
yes
>>52429345
What would those be?
>>52429515
ur mum
>>52429515
ctrl-m moves the cursor to the flag
ctrl-ss takes screenshit of flag
who /dank memes/ here?
idk i feel like /dank sleep/ now
>tfw triggering normies with fake okc profiles
Who /mischief/ here?
>see a friend
>drink a 1l bottle of whisky with friend
>go home
>have to make yourself another drink and brows /int/ because not drunk enough to sleep
I think I may have a drinking problem.
just had a poopoo lads
>>52430147
good night mang
>>52430258
I only have a Port left and it tastes absolutely horrible
>>52430374
I usually keep several bottles around at home. I still have Glenfiddich, Nikka all malt and Makers Mark left.
>>52430374
port is shit desu senpai
>>52430636
Don't even drink any more but port is nice mate
>>52429832
RARE
A
R
E
>>52431168
DELET THIS
Newly toasted bread:
>>52431403
>>52431403
>>52431403
>>52431417
Please post in there, lads
I realize it's not the best time for a new thread but you don't really need to be awake to shitpost
>>52431512
>/bantz/
fuck off
not posting in your shitty thread
>>52431611
That is the name of the general
Please leave
>>52431658
no it's not
>>52431719
*tips boomerang*
>>52431611
This thread is also called /bantz/, in case you didn't notice ;^)
