>finally a day without penisses (I'm a penis inspector)
>tfw my wife asks me to inspect both her boyfriends penisses
>>52418515
> i'm a penis inspector
Never heard the other side of the story, must be a hard job.
>>52418621
It's not that bad. The worst is the smegma cleaner. I've been doing this job for 10 years now, and I've had to clean so much smegma with my tongue (healthcare budget cuts means we can no longer use fancy equipment like q-tips, water, etc.) that my taste buds have gone numb.
>>52418515
Sorry to heard that brood.Just dump that bitch you will find someone
>>52418621
The days I visit elderly homes are the worst because old people also need a prostate exam.
>>52418515
One time I got suspended in high school for writing penis inspection day on a date on some teachers calendar.
wat.
>>52418858
kek that's hilarious
Have the Dutch surpassed the Australians?
>>52418939
Australians actually have penis inspection in the military
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KY08ZXSO1CI
Skip to 4:25
>>52419023
That's normal in any military.
>>52419023
That's normal in any military, just like it is in public and private schools and job interviews.
>>52418744
>smegma
>never had this
>not circumcised
something is wrong with me bellend, innit
>>52419716
>implying
