>Americans stick thermometers in their buttholes
>Americans stick capsules up their buttholes
>Americans drink alcohol through their buttholes
>Americans eat food through their buttholes
>Anericans poop through their mouths
>Ameriasses
>Assmericans
Ever felt an American asshole? Ever tasted American shit?
If you had, you'd understand
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great thread
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What the fuck?
THEY KNOW! SHUT IT DOWN!
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>Canadian becomes consumed by American butthole behaviors
> Canadian comes to terms with his inferior Canadian butthole
> Canadian seeks consolation and drowns his sorrows in a greasy orgy of poutine and maple-flavored Labatts at his local Time Hortons
> Canadian enjoys his inferior Canadian butthole behavior by the side of the road as his dogsled patiently waits
> Canadian cries himself to sleep