> tfw just lost at a game of soggy sao with the lads
I don't know what that is to be honest with you. can't relate
I used to lose on purpose
>>52410300
Soggy biscuit (also known as ookie cookie, limp biscuit, wet biscuit, or cum on a cookie) is a male masturbation game reportedly played in schools, primarily British, where the participants stand around a biscuit masturbating until ejaculating onto it; the last person to do so must eat the biscuit.[1][1] The game is also known in Australia as soggy Sao after the SAO brand of biscuits popular there
>soggy sao
I'm guessing that's like soggy buscuit. I remember at my 21st we played that except with stallion shots. Ended up drunk off my balls, woke up the next day hung over covered in it after it had crystalized.
>>52410406
>tfw out of playing this dozens of times only lost twice
>>52410417
> New Zealand
fucking poofs
>tfw playing this just to eat some cum without being called a fag
Felt great until I learned about DSTs
Wait, people really do this? It's just a meme u dip
>>52410524
>fucking poofs
If anything you're the fags for actually using other guys cum. We just had a bunch of stallion shots, we never did any gay shit with each others cum.
>>52410539
>meme
On one of our big brother series in the early 00 a bunch of the boys LITERALLY did this
Ishygddt
>>52410586
Eating cum is forgivable only for bodybuilders
>>52410539
It's a proud tradition
A cumming of age for us men
Fuck off Piere
>tfw just tried to kick the milk carton but it missed him and landed barcode side up so I have to cop 1 punch from everyone playing
>>52410406
Why are you so gay, anglos ?
>>52410537
>Felt great until I learned about DSTs
fucking hate having to adjust the clocks
>>52410406
Wait other people do this too?
This was something every boy had to do at the end of year ball at my boarding school. I thought it was a weird school tradition, not an actual game.
>>52410670
>just tried to kick the milk carton at my mate*
>>52410656
>>52410586
Come on Australia, stop being sogg(a)y
> France is bullying you
>>52410789
France would lose on purpose and suck the fun out of the game like it was a dick.
>>52410878
We know this game but no one plays it because we're not gay.
We have it too. Never did it myself though i am straight.
>>52410943
You just skip the biscuit?
What's the point?
Jesus christ had no idea this was popular in Australia too kek. Grew up in South Auckland which has lots of Polynesians/Maori living here. Back in highschool the Polynesian kids made the losers play this. I remember in year 13 a group of Polynesians invited some nerdy guys to an after ball party and when they arrived got them drunk and pressured them into playing this. When the guy who lost refused to eat it they started abusing him and pushing his face into it. I was just sitting on the couch high off my balls laughing. Good times desu
>>52411017
:^) Stay soggy m8
>>52411090
It's not popular in Australia... If you ever travel here don't mention you partook in this shit, it's really abnormie over here.
>>52411149
I never played it I'm not a fag. Literally just sat there high and drunk as those cunts were forced to play it.
we'd all just jack off in a circle after kickin the footy around
>>52410789
Seriously though how are we the only ones shocked by this ?
Why does everyone except us thinks it's perfectly acceptable and normal to eat cum biscuits ?
Is France the only beacon of light in this dark world ?
>>52411649
Soggy biscuit is a game and isn't gay at all
Maybe you don't understand.
French desserts are cakes and stuff so they are already moist so cumming on them would be pointless and gay whereas British biscuits and scones are quite dry so cumming on them actually improves the flavour. Is that why you think it is gay, you don't understand the improvement of flavour?
>>52411963
oh i see
obviously if it's done for culinary reasons then it's 100% straight
silly me
>>52411963
Yeah I see. We call this Le Creamy Croissant.
